mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 31, 2014 17:54:34 GMT -5
Seriously the guy is the ultimate shill. He could be a great salesman. Sure on RAW when he's just been pushed through the curtain by Vince to sell the network to people it can be a little tiring, but on talk shows/interviews etc the guy could sell garlic to a vampire. His enthusiasm, passion, energy and heroic exaggerations and half truths are so overwhelming you just buy into what he says.
"Listen brother, you're not going to be able to live with yourself until you buy this car, dude. This car completes you, Jack. 24 inch alloys brotherjackdude..."
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 31, 2014 17:58:55 GMT -5
"Brother, you are totally the right gay .. guy for this car . You've walked into the right place, at the wrong... at the right time, dude."
Ok so he isn't always great...
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Mar 31, 2014 18:10:06 GMT -5
He's a great salesman, the problem is the only thing he knows how to sell is himself.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Mar 31, 2014 18:13:18 GMT -5
He's a great salesman, the problem is the only thing he knows how to sell is himself. Could Hogan no-sell a car to a customer? |
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Tony Schiavontay
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Mar 31, 2014 19:07:40 GMT -5
He's a great salesman, the problem is the only thing he knows how to sell is himself. Could Hogan no-sell a car to a customer? He sold a 7000 lb car to 500,000 screaming Hulkamaniacs at the Pontiac car lot, brother, and the car unfortunately broke down a week after. |
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