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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2014 21:00:17 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed.
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Jessica Cadavre
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Post by Jessica Cadavre on Apr 3, 2014 21:36:51 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. No, we don't. Some women, perhaps, but sexism is sexism. Stereotyping women is usually a bad way to get them, so there's a tip Batista might follow to get women. As a woman I wouldn't want one THAT big. Size doesn't really matter though, it's what they do with it. I've had huge guys have no idea what the hell they were doing, and in contrast, smaller guys doing it right. Batista though... I never understood how so many women find him attractive, but he probably has some sort of confidence about him to get so many women, I suppose.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 3, 2014 21:58:23 GMT -5
It's a thread titled "BATISTA DICK SIZE CONFIRMED!!". And yet, I still clicked on it. What the hell is wrong with me? This comment has to be record breaking in the amount of likes recieved.
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Post by Mac on Apr 3, 2014 22:05:55 GMT -5
Why did I open this thread?
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Post by frogsplash45 on Apr 3, 2014 23:37:25 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. No matter if it's a man or a woman, it is NOT sexist to say "I am physically attracted to this person and would totally be down for intercourse." Wanting or not wanting to bang somebody based on appearance is not a crime. The heart wants what the heart wants. The _____ wants what the _____ wants.
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Post by Mista T on Apr 4, 2014 5:30:58 GMT -5
looks like hes trying to smuggle a pringles can
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 4, 2014 5:34:32 GMT -5
It's a thread titled "BATISTA DICK SIZE CONFIRMED!!". And yet, I still clicked on it. What the hell is wrong with me? This comment has to be record breaking in the amount of likes recieved. It's still got a bit to go before it breaks the Orlando Jordan "Did he marry a boy or girl" post, but we're getting there.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 4, 2014 6:15:13 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. So much wrong here. looks like hes trying to smuggle a pringles can It'd be funny if at the end of the press conference, he actually did pull a can of Pringles out and casually walked out eating them, whilst a few women in the crowd look kinda disappointed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2014 6:15:21 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. No matter if it's a man or a woman, it is NOT sexist to say "I am physically attracted to this person and would totally be down for intercourse." Wanting or not wanting to bang somebody based on appearance is not a crime. The heart wants what the heart wants. The _____ wants what the _____ wants. It is not a crime but when men are called shallow and scum for any preference then those same women reduce men to no more than a ruler, it is hypocrisy at best. Anyway, Batista is backin full flow afer coming back... so to speak.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 4, 2014 7:03:38 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. Oh Jesus Christ.
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Post by Digital Witness on Apr 4, 2014 7:45:51 GMT -5
No matter if it's a man or a woman, it is NOT sexist to say "I am physically attracted to this person and would totally be down for intercourse." Wanting or not wanting to bang somebody based on appearance is not a crime. The heart wants what the heart wants. The _____ wants what the _____ wants. It is not a crime but when men are called shallow and scum for any preference then those same women reduce men to no more than a ruler, it is hypocrisy at best. Anyway, Batista is backin full flow afer coming back... so to speak. People tend to suck when it comes to generalizations. Obviously not all men are shallow douchebags, not all women women have insatiable appetites for enormous schlongs. However, just like any other animal, we're programmed to find certain parts of the opposite sex to be attractive, and certain things the opposite sex do attractive so that we can get down in the sheets and pass that DNA. As for the Pringles can, new Batista catchphrase: "Once I pop, the fun don't stop!"
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Post by 67 more on Apr 4, 2014 8:05:38 GMT -5
It's a thread titled "BATISTA DICK SIZE CONFIRMED!!". And yet, I still clicked on it. What the hell is wrong with me? This comment has to be record breaking in the amount of likes recieved. I had like 90 likes in the Orlando Jordan Gets Married thread but this will soon break it.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 4, 2014 8:15:20 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. Oh Jesus Christ. real nice thread we were having
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 4, 2014 8:26:16 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having I have a feeling this is heading for a lock, which is a shame. I was looking forward to that earlier post beating the 'likes' record.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 4, 2014 8:35:59 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having I have a feeling this is heading for a lock, which is a shame. I was looking forward to that earlier post beating the 'likes' record. we can still save it. I can bring us back on track, watch! "sooo.... Batista's hung like a walrus"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 4, 2014 8:37:34 GMT -5
I have a feeling this is heading for a lock, which is a shame. I was looking forward to that earlier post beating the 'likes' record. we can still save it. I can bring us back on track, watch! "sooo.... Batista's hung like a walrus" That's just a misinterpretation. He's called the 'egg man.' Because... well, you figure it out.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 4, 2014 8:41:02 GMT -5
we can still save it. I can bring us back on track, watch! "sooo.... Batista's hung like a walrus" That's just a misinterpretation. He's called the 'egg man.' Because... well, you figure it out. he has a fancy moustache and spends his days trying to murder a blue hedgehog?
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 4, 2014 8:42:13 GMT -5
That's just a misinterpretation. He's called the 'egg man.' Because... well, you figure it out. he has a fancy moustache and spends his days trying to murder a blue hedgehog? Yes, it turns out that way back in 1999, he was a simple man called Evad Atsitab, before an experiment went awry...
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 4, 2014 8:44:48 GMT -5
he has a fancy moustache and spends his days trying to murder a blue hedgehog? Yes, it turns out that way back in 1999, he was a simple man called Evad Atsitab, before an experiment went awry... at Wrestlemania, Daniel Bryan will win by getting Dave to say Evad Atsitab and thus be forced to go back to his home in the 5th dimension. with his impressive wang.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 4, 2014 8:49:14 GMT -5
Yes, it turns out that way back in 1999, he was a simple man called Evad Atsitab, before an experiment went awry... at Wrestlemania, Daniel Bryan will win by getting Dave to say Evad Atsitab and thus be forced to go back to his home in the 5th dimension. with his impressive wang. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING FUNNY TO RESPOND TO THIS WITH
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