Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 4, 2014 8:53:51 GMT -5
Why did I open this thread? THE POWER OF BATISTA'S DICK COMPELS YOU
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 4, 2014 9:01:52 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having Yeah, Everyone stop with the personal sniping, and get back to posting about the important things like this man's crotch!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 4, 2014 10:03:23 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having Yeah, Everyone stop with the personal sniping, and get back to posting about the important things like this man's crotch! well, now we know why he was making this goofy smile.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 4, 2014 11:20:40 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having Yeah, Everyone stop with the personal sniping, and get back to posting about the important things like this man's crotch! All these years and we never realized he was showing us the size of his massive cock in this picture.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 4, 2014 12:28:16 GMT -5
Even if this pic is just a trick of the light, there must be a reason he gets all the women. Since we know women find it fine to judge men on their parts while crying sexism if a man comments on her body, you know word gets spread like their legs in Batista's bed. No, we don't. Some women, perhaps, but sexism is sexism. Stereotyping women is usually a bad way to get them, so there's a tip Batista might follow to get women. I know whatcha mean... or at least I would if you all weren't on your periods bleeding all over the place. :/
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 4, 2014 12:31:46 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having Yeah, Everyone stop with the personal sniping, and get back to posting about the important things like this man's crotch! This is the look Dave has on his face when he reads FAN and remembers he has a huge package
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2014 10:36:19 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having Yeah, Everyone stop with the personal sniping, and get back to posting about the important things like this man's crotch! To beeee fair - no one personally sniped at anyone in this thread. I made a post that got two likes and everyone else feigned shock at a valid opinion. Also quoted this post to get that Batista picture posted again since I honestly do not remember when this happened on RAW.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 5, 2014 10:43:12 GMT -5
No Batista dick thread should deteriorate into a Tumblr-like argument.
We should be discussing Batista's giant cock with dignity and respect.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 7:26:28 GMT -5
Do you think that when Batista gets an erection, he gets a dizzy head? Considering all the blood rushing from his brain to fill out his giant dick.
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Post by Crimson on Apr 13, 2014 8:43:16 GMT -5
No Batista dick thread should deteriorate into a Tumblr-like argument. We should be discussing Batista's giant cock with dignity and respect. Check your privilege scum. Batista's dick is my trigger.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 9:30:14 GMT -5
*Batista is leaving the grocery store*
Security: "Excuse me sir, are you leaving the deli department with a salami in your pants?"
Batista: "Yes, thank you very much"
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 13, 2014 9:34:20 GMT -5
To borrow a line from Richard Hooker, "I'd sure hate to see that thing angry"
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 13, 2014 9:40:10 GMT -5
it's one thing to stuff your pants, it's another to stuff to the point where it looks like you'r packing 12 inches. I'm surprised he didn't just wrap it around his waist at this point Dave Batista had a twelve inch "peeta." He showed it to the lady next door She thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake, and now it's only eight point four. I was the Ogden Nash of middle school.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 13, 2014 9:40:21 GMT -5
As an aside, props to the OP for maybe the funniest thread title in the history of our sport.
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 13, 2014 9:42:33 GMT -5
BATISTA-ROSA-KHALI THREESOME CONFIRMED I DID NOT CLICK ON THE LINK AND IT ISN'T DOING ANYTHING!!!!! Thank god. But not Moolah.
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 13, 2014 9:46:09 GMT -5
real nice thread we were having Yeah, Everyone stop with the personal sniping, and get back to posting about the important things like this man's crotch! Somebody needs to put that "top" on the original "bottom" (please, please, pretty please. Let me here "CHALLENGE...accepted"
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Apr 13, 2014 10:13:56 GMT -5
It's a thread titled "BATISTA DICK SIZE CONFIRMED!!". And yet, I still clicked on it. What the hell is wrong with me? Dude, you're only a few likes away from breaking the "Orlando Jordan Gets Married" record. You must be proud.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2014 10:30:40 GMT -5
Lets talk about the repercussions that many divas have faced/will face after Batista was done/will be done unleashing the animal them.
Summer Rae. The aforementioned lady would not have any issue doing the splits she struggled to do in Fandango's entrance although this may be a moot point now that Layla has taken over her.
Melina. See above. Batista made this woman's career. If she didn't possess the flexibility Batista gifted her, she wouldn't have been able to do the splits during her trademark entrance.
AJ Lee. Would not be able to walk LET ALONE SKIP once Batista tears her in half.
Aksana. Batista taught her how to do the spinebuster because he banged her so hard he turned her spine crooked like a question mark. The medical term for which is known as scoliosis. Of course, Aksana would incorporate the spinebuster into her arsenal and while the move is performed in a different manner, the intended result is still the same.
Eva Marie. If she thought the feud between her, Jonathan and her family was bad, wait till Jonathan finds out Tista has been smashing her on the side. Will be a top draw on Total Divas for season 3 and the angle will be a nice callback to the family feud because Eva would try to hide Batista under the bed every time Jonathan would show up.
Bella Twins. Yes, the animal does have a thing for the twins as he has admitted in the past. Knowing John Cena and Daniel Bryan are the top 2 guys in the company, the pussy monster felt what better way to one up them than to destroy their women to the point where Brie finds out what it truly means to take your game to the next level once she has the Batista Mode applied to her and Nikki is forced to get another boobjob once Tista tortures her rack. Also known as killing 2 birds with 1 stone.
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Post by Perd on Apr 13, 2014 10:39:08 GMT -5
It's a thread titled "BATISTA DICK SIZE CONFIRMED!!". And yet, I still clicked on it. What the hell is wrong with me? Dude, you're only a few likes away from breaking the "Orlando Jordan Gets Married" record. You must be proud. It would be pretty cool.
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Post by percymania on Apr 13, 2014 10:53:58 GMT -5
Oh god why did this topic have to rise up again? And it's still growing in size! I'm struggling to take it all in. It's too hard.
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