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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Mar 30, 2015 12:56:29 GMT -5
GFW: The all announcement promotion! What would be really great is if GFW merged with Rajah.com, so a sense of uncertainty would be added to all their announcements "GFW may or may not be having our upcoming debut show in Las Vegas, which may or may not be taped for television, and then may or may not actually be aired on television. The roster of wrestlers who may or may not be at the show may or may not be revealed in the coming weeks. Stay tuned to GFW for what may or may not be breaking news. GFW: We Allegedly Have Something to Do with Wrestling"
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 1, 2015 1:55:19 GMT -5
Jeff Jarrett will defeat the Patriot to become the first ever GFW Champion. Not the real Patriot, just Tom Brandi dressed like him. Dark Patriot to be played Doug Basham.
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DjZonk
Don Corleone
Where's my cat?
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Post by DjZonk on Apr 2, 2015 4:48:39 GMT -5
I shall wait before I judge.
I'm either going to love it hate this, I'm very black and white when it comes to Double J...
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
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Post by saintpat on Apr 2, 2015 9:19:32 GMT -5
GFW: The all announcement promotion! What would be really great is if GFW merged with Rajah.com, so a sense of uncertainty would be added to all their announcements "GFW may or may not be having our upcoming debut show in Las Vegas, which may or may not be taped for television, and then may or may not actually be aired on television. The roster of wrestlers who may or may not be at the show may or may not be revealed in the coming weeks. Stay tuned to GFW for what may or may not be breaking news. GFW: We Allegedly Have Something to Do with Wrestling" These are the plans right now, but they could change at any time. So if what we did or did not report doesn't happen, we were still right. Or not.
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Apr 7, 2015 13:37:27 GMT -5
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 7, 2015 13:58:47 GMT -5
Looks like Jarrett has found the rocket that's going to take GFW straight to the top!
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Post by somsta on Apr 7, 2015 18:37:12 GMT -5
Let's celebrate the 1 year anniversary of this thread and discuss the highs, the lows, the triumphs, the struggles of this great wrestling promotion.
I'll start -
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Apr 7, 2015 19:54:09 GMT -5
um...oh, what about that one announcement where they said they were going to announce something soon, and then that announcement was that they were going to make an announcement a little later on. that was probably one the ten all time greatest moments in professional wrestling history
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 7, 2015 19:55:48 GMT -5
Let's celebrate the 1 year anniversary of this thread and discuss the highs, the lows, the triumphs, the struggles of this great wrestling promotion. I'll start - You didn't phrase it in the form of a press release. Zero Point Zero Stars.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 7, 2015 23:11:31 GMT -5
Wow! This is huge news! Global Force Wrestling will have lights!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Apr 8, 2015 2:10:44 GMT -5
Wow! This is huge news! Global Force Wrestling will have lights! Already bigger than TNA
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 8, 2015 2:27:18 GMT -5
Not just any lights! Bandit Lites!
Burt Reynolds is back in a big way!
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 8, 2015 3:56:39 GMT -5
Not just any lights! Bandit Lites! Burt Reynolds is back in a big way! SOMEONE GET DEAL ON THE PHONE! UNCLE BURT'S GOT A WAY BACK INTO THE BUSINESS!!!
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Apr 8, 2015 4:08:07 GMT -5
For god's sake get this up and running ASAP. Really can't stomach TNA anymore.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Apr 8, 2015 4:37:06 GMT -5
GFW is the longest running April Fools joke in the history of the world. Every announcement reads like an Onion article to me.
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 8, 2015 4:47:41 GMT -5
I have to wonder if the experience of almost being driven out of business due to a crooked PPV provider is part of why he's being doubly damn sure to have his ducks in a row, though money might be an issue, too. Still, the reason Dixie even has TNA is due to Jeff getting f***ed over in that regard, so I can't blame the guy.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Apr 8, 2015 5:59:32 GMT -5
Next announcement: Global Force Wrestling partners with Wong's Dry Cleaning as the official laundry service of their new venture!
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4TheGlory
Vegeta
The Fun One At Parties
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Post by 4TheGlory on Apr 8, 2015 9:51:45 GMT -5
I wonder how much of the Orleans arena in Las Vegas they will be able to fill for the TV tapings? It's a pretty decent sized building
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 8, 2015 11:07:28 GMT -5
I hope Global Force turns out to just be a Planetarium
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Post by Saul Goodman on Apr 8, 2015 11:35:39 GMT -5
They don't have any wrestlers, but they have lights! I can't wait to hear the announcement of what sound company they are getting.
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