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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Apr 20, 2014 20:42:51 GMT -5
You know, jokes aside, good that he's embracing the news. A lot of guys would just freak out at suddenly finding out they are a father, but he's completely freaking out in a good way. And good to see that he's catching up in all the DAMMIT DAD STOP EMBARRASSING ME moments that all fathers give their kids. Dude deserves it. Seriously, glad to see he's so happy about this and I hope he keeps getting happier.
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Post by Blindkarevik on Apr 20, 2014 20:43:44 GMT -5
Man, I love Marty. I really do.
But about 98% of his Facebook posts are just embarrassing. "Yo I jus wanted to say-OH SHEET I CAN'T SAY THAT! No, but really, I wish I could. But the Wolfty is staring at me right now because her ass is so tight, I'd wanna hit a cracker in the barrel! But my main point here, is my fellas be rankin' on some skeez but my friends, that ain't no Wolfty Wolf!"
I don't know if I should feel sad for him, or just be happy he's content in his bliss, be it real, synthetic, a combination of the two or just a straight-up act to hide darker demons.
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Post by FrankGotch on Apr 20, 2014 21:08:32 GMT -5
Feel bad for the guy. I really hope he is taking it as well as he is showing in public. Personally I'd be crushed if I found out that I had a child, and that I had missed out on their entire childhood.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Apr 20, 2014 21:09:29 GMT -5
Man, I love Marty. I really do. But about 98% of his Facebook posts are just embarrassing. "Yo I jus wanted to say-OH SHEET I CAN'T SAY THAT! No, but really, I wish I could. But the Wolfty is staring at me right now because her ass is so tight, I'd wanna hit a cracker in the barrel! But my main point here, is my fellas be rankin' on some skeez but my friends, that ain't no Wolfty Wolf!" I don't know if I should feel sad for him, or just be happy he's content in his bliss, be it real, synthetic, a combination of the two or just a straight-up act to hide darker demons. Also, why does it seem like half his Facebook posts begin with "what had happened was"? On second thought, ________ has left the building's "Black Jannetty" theory may have some merit.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 20, 2014 21:18:41 GMT -5
You know, jokes aside, good that he's embracing the news. A lot of guys would just freak out at suddenly finding out they are a father, but he's completely freaking out in a good way. And good to see that he's catching up in all the DAMMIT DAD STOP EMBARRASSING ME moments that all fathers give their kids. Dude deserves it. Seriously, glad to see he's so happy about this and I hope he keeps getting happier. It is good, but to be frank, it's not like he has a lot of responsibility NOW since she's an adult.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Apr 20, 2014 21:37:06 GMT -5
How did the daughter find out? Did she just ask her mom one day and was told "Well honey, your father was a handsome white man who was one half of the Rockers in the WWF." The daughter squeals and says "ohmigawd my dad is Shawn Michaels!" At which point the mother says "No, child...you're a Janetty." and the daughter breaks down crying knowing that her dad once threw himself through a plate glass window to get away from fighting HBK.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 21, 2014 0:08:52 GMT -5
Lets just hope he doesn't end up embarrassing the girl by trying to hit on her friends.
But in all seriousness good for him.
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Apr 21, 2014 1:59:32 GMT -5
You know, jokes aside, good that he's embracing the news. A lot of guys would just freak out at suddenly finding out they are a father, but he's completely freaking out in a good way. And good to see that he's catching up in all the DAMMIT DAD STOP EMBARRASSING ME moments that all fathers give their kids. Dude deserves it. Seriously, glad to see he's so happy about this and I hope he keeps getting happier. It is good, but to be frank, it's not like he has a lot of responsibility NOW since she's an adult. To be fair.. No, he doesn't have a lot of responsibility now as a Father in terms of raising a baby through childhood to adulthood. But, it's not like he's been completely anonymous the past 20+ years either. If the girl's mother wanted to take him to the bank years ago, she could have. He was on TV... As a person that went through a whole "it's not your's" ordeal during pregnancy & actually had to take steps (AS the Father - which totally confuses the judicial system... Who is used to Mothers going after the Father, not Fathers going after the Mother, to prove the matter to the State), I say "f*** you, you don't know shit!"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 21, 2014 6:42:21 GMT -5
I do know plenty. You don't know my.background any more than I know yours, neither of which is relevant to what I said about him not having the responsibilities he would've had were the woman not an adult. That's still true despite your anecdote which has zero bearing on anything pertaining to what I said.
And don't tell me something like f*** you again.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 21, 2014 8:05:07 GMT -5
Man, I love Marty. I really do. But about 98% of his Facebook posts are just embarrassing. "Yo I jus wanted to say-OH SHEET I CAN'T SAY THAT! No, but really, I wish I could. But the Wolfty is staring at me right now because her ass is so tight, I'd wanna hit a cracker in the barrel! But my main point here, is my fellas be rankin' on some skeez but my friends, that ain't no Wolfty Wolf!" I don't know if I should feel sad for him, or just be happy he's content in his bliss, be it real, synthetic, a combination of the two or just a straight-up act to hide darker demons. Also, why does it seem like half his Facebook posts begin with "what had happened was"? On second thought, ________ has left the building's "Black Jannetty" theory may have some merit. Laugh now but when he come out as black, don't say I didn't tell y'all.
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