ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
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Post by ToyfareMark on Apr 16, 2014 17:31:12 GMT -5
www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.
Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.
Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.
Details about what triggered the incident were not available.
Johnson has been a member of Northstar, a Long Beach, California, hip hop group that was part of the Wu-Tang Clan family, according to the Wu-Tang Clan website. He performs under the name Christ Bearer.
His recording credits include "When the Guns Come Out," which was included on the soundtrack of the 2004 film "Blade: Trinity," according to the Internet Movie DatabaseI wonder if he shouted YOLO before he did it.
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lionheart21
Patti Mayonnaise
Once did a thing...
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Post by lionheart21 on Apr 16, 2014 17:32:01 GMT -5
Well, that escalated quickly.
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Post by Michael Coello on Apr 16, 2014 17:33:28 GMT -5
Dude picked the entirely wrong time to find himself named Johnson.
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But how was the guy?
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Apr 16, 2014 17:36:47 GMT -5
I think we've all had days like that.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Apr 16, 2014 17:41:31 GMT -5
Dude picked the entirely wrong time to find himself named Johnson. ' But how was the guy? Just laughed in front of my boss and had to come up with a lie to explain myself. Thank you, sir. It was worth it. |
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 16, 2014 17:45:55 GMT -5
Well this was a dickish move on his part
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Apr 16, 2014 17:47:48 GMT -5
Didn't know there was a Los Angeles in florida  |
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on Apr 16, 2014 17:58:25 GMT -5
Wu tang really ain't nothing to f*** with
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Apr 16, 2014 18:06:13 GMT -5
Wu tang really ain't nothing to f*** with I have this feeling that Ghostface Killa can leap into people's bodies and possess them. Has there ever been a Wu-Tang comic with them having super powers? |
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Apr 16, 2014 20:07:39 GMT -5
This story is about to get so much weirder.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Apr 16, 2014 22:41:57 GMT -5
This story is about to get so much weirder. ... You are the one who jumped into this guy's mind? |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 16, 2014 22:45:27 GMT -5
On the bright side, he's going to have some really good material to draw from for his next album.
Dismember'd by Christ Bearer, coming to iTunes.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2014 22:50:35 GMT -5
This guy is guaranteed to have the most hood album ever when he gets out of the hospital.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 17, 2014 1:15:34 GMT -5
I mean, why tho?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 17, 2014 1:56:22 GMT -5
Wu tang really ain't nothing to f*** with Correction: Wu Tang guy ain't got nothin' to f*** with |
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Apr 17, 2014 2:06:12 GMT -5
He can join the No-Wang Clan now...
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Apr 17, 2014 2:11:35 GMT -5
I guess he had one of those days when a man goes f*** it I'm going to cut off my penis and jump off a building for shits and giggles.
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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 17, 2014 6:37:42 GMT -5
On the bright side, he's going to have some really good material to draw from for his next album. Dismember'd by Christ Bearer, coming to iTunes. What rhymes with penis? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 7:02:31 GMT -5
Ain't nothin' to it, gangsta rap made him do it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2014 7:58:08 GMT -5
On the bright side, he's going to have some really good material to draw from for his next album. Dismember'd by Christ Bearer, coming to iTunes. What rhymes with penis? Ahem I may have no Penis, but I'm trippin balls Look up in the sky as I'm about to fall Call who you want, it's Wu Tang forever You hit the ground runnin, but I hit the ground clever |
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