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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on May 10, 2014 2:24:44 GMT -5
One of my favorite little gems.
Diesel's making his entrance at WM12. As he's walking up the steps, he looks into the crowd and goes "I'M THE SHIT! I'M TELLIN' YA!"
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on May 10, 2014 3:05:08 GMT -5
"I will Piss Your Mother into her Grave" - Homicide
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Post by Gerard Gerard on May 10, 2014 3:13:54 GMT -5
The Rock referring to Goldberg as "Whisker Biscuit". 'Whisker-biscuit, bald-headed bastard' Do that damn thing justice, son.
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Post by ERON on May 10, 2014 7:59:12 GMT -5
"It's gonna be on like neckbone!" - Booker T
"I respect you, booker man!" - Brian Pillman (It makes sense to me now, but before I knew what a booker was in wrestling, that line seemed extremely bizarre, especially since I thought he said "booger man.")
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on May 10, 2014 8:01:19 GMT -5
John Cena - My style's like a swollen penis, you can't beat me.
Lawler - You can taste this 5 knuckle shuffle.
A.W. - Titus O' Neil is like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado.... he's unstoppable!
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Post by madness50 on May 10, 2014 8:17:14 GMT -5
Booker T on commentary had some true gems. I remember him at MITB 2011 trying to say that the crowd was slowly turning towards Cena's side like how Rocky Balboa won over the USSR in Rocky IV. Only problem was that the crowd in Chicago never swayed at all away from Punk.
Another one was at Summerslam 2011 during the Mark Henry-Sheamus match. At one point, Henry did a move where he jumped on Sheamus and fell on his feet to the outside. Booker proceeded with this gem, "AHHH, Henry left a skidddmarkkk on dat boy right there now!!!"
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Post by King Devitt on May 10, 2014 15:25:24 GMT -5
Steve McMichael had this little gem on the very first Nitro. "This place is apropos, and that don't mean you're digging around the dirt with farm implements, baby!" This one for me is up there...mainly because most of the bizarre things said in wrestling can be eventually figured out. I have NO idea what he meant by this. Every once in awhile this one will pop in my head and I'll analyze it and be like, "huh..."
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 10, 2014 15:35:08 GMT -5
There's a Rhino promo from ECW where he just yells at the top of his lungs that he was going to go one better than just defeating his opponent for the night in a wrestling match but that he was going to rip the guy's face off, shove it down his throat and make him shit his own face out.
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Post by king1836 on May 11, 2014 6:01:52 GMT -5
TNA Impact 2007. Scott Steiner talking to Christian "Do you think I'm Quasimodo, that I can predict the future?". I think he meant Nostradamus
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Post by king1836 on May 13, 2014 9:32:37 GMT -5
John Cena - My style's like a swollen penis, you can't beat me. Lawler - You can taste this 5 knuckle shuffle. A.W. - Titus O' Neil is like Kobe Bryant at a hotel in Colorado.... he's unstoppable! I miss A.W.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 13, 2014 10:34:52 GMT -5
TNA Impact 2007. Scott Steiner talking to Christian "Do you think I'm Quasimodo, that I can predict the future?". I think he meant Nostradamus Oh God I can actually understand how his mind got there as well what is wrong with me
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Post by king1836 on May 13, 2014 17:29:40 GMT -5
February 1987. UWF. Iceman King Parsons refers to Savannah Jack as "an Oreo", even though Parsons had formed an alliance with Eddie Gilbert and Missy Hyatt, a white couple!
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Post by king1836 on May 14, 2014 15:25:09 GMT -5
On a Raw taped in England in 2005, Triple H called the fans "sheep shankers" HUH?
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on May 14, 2014 16:17:14 GMT -5
On a Raw taped in England in 2005, Triple H called the fans "sheep shankers" HUH? Im guessing sheep shaggers, as in those who have the sexual intercourse with sheep. I believe this is socially unacceptable behaviour.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 14, 2014 16:21:57 GMT -5
TNA Impact 2007. Scott Steiner talking to Christian "Do you think I'm Quasimodo, that I can predict the future?". I think he meant Nostradamus You think you're King Arthur, but I'm going to go Medieval on your ass! (But Steiner is the one wearing chain mail)
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on May 14, 2014 16:46:12 GMT -5
Tugboat: And if we meet up, Hulk Hogan, well... HEEEEEEEEEE!!! *Grimace*
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Post by King Bebe on May 14, 2014 18:40:04 GMT -5
On a Raw taped in England in 2005, Triple H called the fans "sheep shankers" HUH? Im guessing sheep shaggers, as in those who have the sexual intercourse with sheep. I believe this is socially unacceptable behaviour. Its also illegal. It's a common insult towards the Welsh.
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Post by king1836 on May 15, 2014 6:48:32 GMT -5
Im guessing sheep shaggers, as in those who have the sexual intercourse with sheep. I believe this is socially unacceptable behaviour. Its also illegal. It's a common insult towards the Welsh. From one King to another, thanks for the explanation
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Post by king1836 on May 16, 2014 7:00:27 GMT -5
Kurt Angle in 2005, saying that he wanted to have "gutter sex" with Sharmell. HUH?
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 16, 2014 10:46:45 GMT -5
Also bestiality sex. Which makes even less sense.
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