Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
|
Post by Chainsaw on May 1, 2014 23:46:30 GMT -5
When the hell did the Bookerman say that?! I'm paraphrasing, obviously, but at Hell In a Cell 2011, when Miz and Truth gave themselves up and got dragged off by the cops, Booker T basically said "Nah, man, this ain't right. We need some STREET JUSTICE." Oh, OK, I honestly thought he said that somewhere, and was like, Did we get another Hulk Hogan We Comin' For You moment I didn't know about?
|
|
|
Post by champviadq on May 2, 2014 10:04:35 GMT -5
As I was re-watching WrestleMania 28, Jerry Lawler was commentating on the Divas Tag-Team match and Cole said that the divas were being followed by paparazzi all weekend long for some diva segment or what not. Lawler jumps at the chance and says, Following the divas all week? I'd do that for sure! (or something like that)
At RAW 1000 Lawler was on Fire with his commentary. During the AJ - Daniel Bryan wedding, Lawler said something like, "first comes the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring, and lastly all marriages turn into - suffer-ring....
Also Lawler said AJ had so many guys come over to her house they all started carpooling together...
|
|
|
Post by wallabylikeyou on May 2, 2014 10:18:18 GMT -5
As I was re-watching WrestleMania 28, Jerry Lawler was commentating on the Divas Tag-Team match and Cole said that the divas were being followed by paparazzi all weekend long for some diva segment or what not. Lawler jumps at the chance and says, Following the divas all week? I'd do that for sure! (or something like that) At RAW 1000 Lawler was on Fire with his commentary. During the AJ - Daniel Bryan wedding, Lawler said something like, "first comes the engagement ring, then comes the wedding ring, and lastly all marriages turn into - suffer-ring.... Also Lawler said AJ had so many guys come over to her house they all started carpooling together... You'd be there all day listing Lawler's gross jokes.
|
|
Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
|
Post by Deleted on May 2, 2014 11:47:37 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler: My lizard was sad Vickie Guerrero: Why? Jerry Lawler: He has reptile disfunction
|
|
|
Post by king1836 on May 2, 2014 17:46:18 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler: My lizard was sad Vickie Guerrero: Why? Jerry Lawler: He has reptile disfunction
|
|
|
Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 2, 2014 17:56:17 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler: My lizard was sad Vickie Guerrero: Why? Jerry Lawler: He has reptile disfunction I'm not going to let the one good joke King's told since his heart attack get no-sold, I LOVE THIS JOKE.
|
|
|
Post by king1836 on May 3, 2014 5:34:33 GMT -5
How about this exchange on Raw commentary between AJ Lee and Jerry "The King" Lawler :
AJ "I'm too old for you, King" Lawler "You're too ugly for me!"
HUH?
|
|
tms
Don Corleone
Posts: 1,901
|
Post by tms on May 3, 2014 7:26:17 GMT -5
How about this exchange on Raw commentary between AJ Lee and Jerry "The King" Lawler :
AJ "I'm too old for you, King" Lawler "You're too ugly for me!"
HUH? Desperate way for him to save face.
|
|
|
Post by Pervy Stone Cold on May 3, 2014 9:17:02 GMT -5
"Mr. Morley!!!" Said seductively with Kane's hand on his hip. Also as Viscera was trying to seduce Lilllian: "It's a cheeseburger, baby."
|
|
|
Post by champviadq on May 3, 2014 10:53:35 GMT -5
After Stone Cold turned on Team WWF at Invasion, Austin said he's jumping to a team (Alliance) that finds him the best competition.
...Wasn't he facing the same guys at the time when he was with Team WWF?
|
|
|
Post by king1836 on May 3, 2014 21:36:37 GMT -5
The Rock referring to Goldberg as "Whisker Biscuit".
|
|
Famous Rocking Chimes
Dennis Stamp
Made Famous
My general reaction to WWE right now
Posts: 4,500
Member is Online
|
Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on May 3, 2014 22:02:05 GMT -5
The Rock referring to Goldberg as "Whisker Biscuit". That whole promo was weird in all honesty. I want to know if Rock was high on something before he went out to the ring. "The only thing The Rock hasn't done is make a white baby! YEAH!"
|
|
FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,019
|
Post by FHgrad99 on May 4, 2014 9:44:31 GMT -5
I don't remember the exact quote but while in TNA, Ric Flair claimed that he had slept with Zenyatta, a race horse the night before.
|
|
|
Post by king1836 on May 4, 2014 14:57:34 GMT -5
At Beach Blast 93 after the Main Event, Vader chopped Tony Schiavone and screamed "Nobody!". Then he stormed off, leaving Tony and Jesse to try and act like nothing happened!
|
|
Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 21,930
|
Post by Injustice45 on May 4, 2014 15:20:03 GMT -5
Also from The Rock's Backlash 2003 promo: He called Terri, "lemon panties", I think.
|
|
franchisedavis
Unicron
Called it.
Enter your message here...
Posts: 2,581
|
Post by franchisedavis on May 4, 2014 15:28:20 GMT -5
Didn't X-Pac once say that he was gonna 'rip ass'? And years later, he did it. This joke need more respect
|
|
Famous Rocking Chimes
Dennis Stamp
Made Famous
My general reaction to WWE right now
Posts: 4,500
Member is Online
|
Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on May 4, 2014 16:04:58 GMT -5
Also from The Rock's Backlash 2003 promo: He called Terri, "lemon panties", I think. He called her both "lemon panties" and "giggle panties".
|
|
|
Post by king1836 on May 6, 2014 11:38:03 GMT -5
There was this awkward exchange at the first-ever Saturday Night's Main Event :
Vince McMahon : Impressive victory by the Junkyard Dog! Jesse Ventura : Look at him. He has no neck. Vince : What? Jesse : JYD, he has no neck.
there was 2 or 3 seconds of silence, then Vince started talking about something else.
|
|
|
Post by Kitty Shamrocks on May 6, 2014 11:40:16 GMT -5
King, last night: "I guess the people in NY are used to bad news!"
Jerry, you forgot rule number one: Never Forget.
|
|
|
Post by king1836 on May 9, 2014 16:16:52 GMT -5
It won't surprise me if Adam Rose appears on this thread.
|
|