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Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 22, 2014 12:10:32 GMT -5
Well, first off, doesn't mail come more than once per week? And since when does milk get mailed to my house? I haven't recieved a christmas card, better homes and gardens magazine, or any of my sweet rollerblading shorts I've been buying online. Is there a number I can call and complain that my mailman has been forcefully trading spandex shorts for milk?
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Apr 22, 2014 12:13:21 GMT -5
Try calling Cheers?
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Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 22, 2014 12:18:14 GMT -5
Come on, man, this is serious. I can't rollerblade without my shorts.
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Classy Lady
Don Corleone
Kingston's Part Time Lover
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Post by Classy Lady on Apr 22, 2014 12:48:09 GMT -5
I was talking to my mailman the other day.
He told me of the summers he spent back in the Yukon, in a hut, around the fireplace.. with a native american woman named Ipek. She would feed him grapes, and tell him stories of the wolves, and how she became one with him.
Or something like that.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 22, 2014 13:40:29 GMT -5
Oh hai Dr Claw!
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Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 22, 2014 13:51:21 GMT -5
Hey there, Cornfed. How's it hangin'
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 22, 2014 13:54:46 GMT -5
Fantastical but my nose is running right now and it's kinda gross.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Apr 22, 2014 13:56:10 GMT -5
Fantastical but my nose is running right now and it's kinda gross. Must be a bitch to catch and reattach to your face. |
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Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 22, 2014 13:59:01 GMT -5
Cool!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 22, 2014 14:45:11 GMT -5
Why do you need shorts or rollerblades? You're just a hand that sits at a desk all day.
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Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 22, 2014 14:52:50 GMT -5
No, man. That hand is attached to my arm. Come on, the shorts are to protect my thighs, and butt. Also the support the boys. Lycra is surprisingly breathable, too.
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Apr 22, 2014 15:14:38 GMT -5
I think you and Leon Phelps share a mailman.
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