mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by mizerable on Apr 26, 2014 14:25:10 GMT -5
Thank Christ he eventually became the Honky Tonk Man... Dumbest? Oh wait...most badass.
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Post by Digital Witness on Apr 26, 2014 15:03:32 GMT -5
Dumbest? Oh wait...most badass. If Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen were moving in my general direction with sharp instruments of death, I'd be inclined to believe that I'd be S.O.L.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 26, 2014 15:22:14 GMT -5
Surely Buff belongs in the conversation. Airbrushed overalls, airbrushed top hat, and a douchebag in general. The worst part was him wearing airbrushed clothing long stopped being cool but Buff didn't care. I bet he got custom airbrushed condoms for his gigolo dates.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Apr 26, 2014 15:37:13 GMT -5
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Apr 26, 2014 15:41:16 GMT -5
Surely Buff belongs in the conversation. Airbrushed overalls, airbrushed top hat, and a douchebag in general. I thought Buff sucked in every single way even when I was a kid. Shit wrestler with a cool finisher.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Apr 26, 2014 16:04:14 GMT -5
Surely Buff belongs in the conversation. Airbrushed overalls, airbrushed top hat, and a douchebag in general. This one almost doesn't even count because that look basically IS him. It at least fits the gimmick perfectly.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Apr 26, 2014 16:16:47 GMT -5
Sandman Dammit Jannetty, you're fired...
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Apr 26, 2014 23:15:39 GMT -5
Sandman Not the worst he's had.
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Post by Dr. Mantis Toboggan on Apr 27, 2014 2:38:18 GMT -5
Are you serious? I can not be seeing this right now. This is not real.
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on Apr 27, 2014 2:58:08 GMT -5
The Road Warrior. ICP Tatanka (Buffalo)
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Post by salsashark on Apr 27, 2014 3:21:06 GMT -5
I concur on Macho Man's Electric Cowboy look being terrible. He pulled it off, in his own way, since he was a flashy and over-the-top character, but that look was still far too goofy for its own good. I started wrestling in 1995 and partially never took Macho Man that seriously because he looked like a clown. I loved the more subtle Macho Man looks, like his nWo gear right around when he was coming out with Gorgeous George, and his old-school star trunks and robes. Less is more. I'm even game for his two-color Electric Cowboy outfits (like the blue and white one), not the crap where he is wearing 20 different colors that have nothing to do with anything. Anyway, five pages and not one mention of Max Moon? C'mon, guys! Also: Rey Mysterio's "Little Devil" look in WCW after his unmasking when he was with the Filthy Animals. He looked like such a moron:
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Post by salsashark on Apr 27, 2014 3:23:58 GMT -5
Let's not forget to show Ahmed Johnson love for the in-ring: And out of ring:
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 27, 2014 10:23:44 GMT -5
I still don't understand how Eric Bischoff looked as Rey Mysterio without his mask on and thought "yeah this guy has a face that's gonna print cheques".
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Apr 27, 2014 11:05:11 GMT -5
Are you serious? I can not be seeing this right now. This is not real. Who are they? Guy on the left looks like HBK in the face a bit.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 27, 2014 13:41:23 GMT -5
Are you serious? I can not be seeing this right now. This is not real. Who are they? Guy on the left looks like HBK in the face a bit. Dynamite and Davey Boy believe it or not.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Apr 27, 2014 13:53:28 GMT -5
I'm wondering who told Ahmed that tiny shorts was a good idea. It looks like he's modeling for the cover of a gay porno.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 27, 2014 13:57:20 GMT -5
Davey Boy Smith's dreadlocks.
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SAJ Forth
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Post by SAJ Forth on Apr 27, 2014 15:13:32 GMT -5
I'm wondering who told Ahmed that tiny shorts was a good idea. It looks like he's modeling for the cover of a gay porno. Looks like Big E dressed in AJ Lee's gear.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 27, 2014 16:02:56 GMT -5
Ahmed was weird. I'm sure that he used to wear "thighpads" too.
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Post by Vanilla Gorilla on Apr 27, 2014 20:36:20 GMT -5
As a child of the 80s I love and miss all the color and fluorescent brightness of the 80s and early to mid 90s. That said, my contribution is from that same era: Billy Joe Travis's one-legged tights: So dumb.
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