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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 20:07:06 GMT -5
1. Teach kids the dangers of drug use through personal demonstrations.
2. Explain why the beating he gave his girlfriend was wrong and they shouldn't do that.
3. Train kids to defend themselves against bullies via facial expressions.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on May 3, 2014 20:10:17 GMT -5
4. Get them Roman's autograph.
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 3, 2014 20:15:04 GMT -5
5. Have him start his own kids TV show on PBS. Call it "Reading Prose with Dean Ambrose" with his Muppet friends Rolly and Reigny
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 20:16:01 GMT -5
6. Similar taste in cartoon dog sidekicks
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on May 3, 2014 20:19:21 GMT -5
6. Similar taste in cartoon dog sidekicks Dean Ambrose to kid: you like Dyno Mutt? Me too! |
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Post by BigBadZ on May 3, 2014 20:27:53 GMT -5
7) Teach sex-ed to teens. What 12 year old boy wouldn't wanna learn about sex from the Titty Master?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 3, 2014 20:34:01 GMT -5
8. How to fight like a drunken sailor
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 20:35:04 GMT -5
8) Explain how you can be extremely attractive to women despite being considered a goof and an outcast.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 20:39:07 GMT -5
9. Attack a heel minding their own business and then stomp them into a bloody mess, but it's okay because he gives a thumbs up afterwards.
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 3, 2014 20:40:21 GMT -5
10. He teaches kids how to properly speak to their parents. From "nope" to screaming nonsense and bizarre facial expressions.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 20:43:33 GMT -5
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Post by edgestar on May 3, 2014 20:49:27 GMT -5
He can teach kids how to keep their championship without ever doing anything
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on May 3, 2014 20:53:02 GMT -5
14. Begin a new anti-drug campaign called "Say Nope to Dope".
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 21:05:58 GMT -5
14. Begin a new anti-drug campaign called "Say Nope to Dope". As much as people joke on Taker's "There's no hope with dope" thing...I thought it was pretty badass...at least back at the time. It would have been dumb if anyone else on the planet did it When he did it, I liked it. |
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 21:08:59 GMT -5
15. Violence
16. Sticking nine inch nails through each one of his eyelids
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 21:12:11 GMT -5
17. He skins a child alive and wears his flesh, behaving as that child did in his still-had-his-skin life.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2014 21:15:33 GMT -5
17. He skins a child alive and wears his flesh, behaving as that child did in his still-had-his-skin life. 18. That child acted like a heel though, so it's okay. |
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Post by Sephiroth on May 3, 2014 21:34:48 GMT -5
19) teach them how to hold on to a title without even trying
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on May 3, 2014 21:56:29 GMT -5
8) Explain how you can be extremely attractive to women despite being considered a goof and an outcast. Despite? |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 3, 2014 22:15:25 GMT -5
20. To not accept candy, gifts, or rides from someone who looks like Dean Ambrose?
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