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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 13:43:09 GMT -5
I hear you craft the keys from the bones of banned members. Is this true? Sometimes. Depends on the lunar calendar.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 7, 2014 13:50:03 GMT -5
I hear you craft the keys from the bones of banned members. Is this true? Sometimes. Depends on the lunar calendar. I thought that was a secret...
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 13:51:27 GMT -5
It's cool. It's not like they know the incantation or anything.
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on May 7, 2014 13:54:25 GMT -5
Meh. Only interested if this deal includes access to the Thread Graveyard . You don't want to go there. The things you'll see and feel in there pale in comparison to the horror and pain you'll experience from the gypsy curse placed on all who enter that place.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 7, 2014 14:11:26 GMT -5
Meh. Only interested if this deal includes access to the Thread Graveyard . You don't want to go there. The things you'll see and feel in there pale in comparison to the horror and pain you'll experience from the gypsy curse placed on all who enter that place. You only say that because the door slams shut behind you anbd the only way out is to lure someone else in by liking posts from 4 years ago.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 7, 2014 23:34:23 GMT -5
Sold! No returns, no refunds. Your ass is forever mine, and I shall mount it on the mod lounge as a conversation piece, alongside the frozen block that contains the proboards lady. I also took away the butt on your Heisenbutt, for emphasis. Your ass is gone, and any reference you make about a new ass is second rate and artificial from this point on. Also, here's the key. *hands you a block* Please take note that this auction does not include instruction manuals on how to use the key, repairs and maintenance on the key, and any replacements and trade ins for the key given to you is not applicable. tl;dr: no refunds, and telling you how the key works is not included in the auction. also your ass has been taken away from you.
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