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Post by aka Cthulhu on May 7, 2014 0:35:09 GMT -5
Hey, normal posters, ever wonder what a mod can do? Now you possibly can! Open locked threads, lock open threads... and more importantly access the private mod bathroom where there are actual toilet seats! In fact, there's actual toilets installed!
Bidding starts at ten zillion. Please take note that this does not include the mod ban hammer, or the location to the forum welcome gift baskets that we hoard and never give away.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on May 7, 2014 1:03:26 GMT -5
Will there be punch and pie?
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 7, 2014 3:42:54 GMT -5
Ten Zillion? I got that resting in my bank account, but before I make an official bid, What is the TP situation?
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 3:50:36 GMT -5
TP situation? It's like the Lord of the Flies some days.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 4:06:57 GMT -5
Gonna need the location of that giftbasket....if I am paying a zillion dollars and a very expensive 23cents I need that cheese wheel.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 7, 2014 4:07:55 GMT -5
Well, in that case, I just it is back to the lowly communal hole in the ground and brush system. Bid withdrawn.
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Waffel113
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Waffel113 on May 7, 2014 4:19:44 GMT -5
Meh. Only interested if this deal includes access to the Thread Graveyard .
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Post by willywonka666 on May 7, 2014 6:08:00 GMT -5
Been there. I'd rank the bathroom a 6 at best.
Does the winner get to stand near you for an awkward pic?
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
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How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 7, 2014 7:13:54 GMT -5
Meh. Only interested if this deal includes access to the Thread Graveyard . I don't think you wanna go there, I've left some things.....there....threads.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 7, 2014 12:31:13 GMT -5
Meh. Only interested if this deal includes access to the Thread Graveyard . That is probably the only real perk to being a mod You know besides the Welcome gift baskets... *eats old complimentary muffin*
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 13:01:50 GMT -5
Let's make a deal. I'll offer you the same thing I offered the other mods, A ham sandwich, five dollars and the complete first season of The Secret World Of Alex Mack on DVD.
I'll be taking that key now.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on May 7, 2014 13:05:39 GMT -5
Does the key come with monster girls?
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 7, 2014 13:06:41 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 13:17:04 GMT -5
I'll give you my ass!
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 13:21:06 GMT -5
Does the key come with monster girls? Yes. However, you only get one letter a month. This month, the letter is "M".
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2014 13:21:14 GMT -5
I only have $10. Take it or leave it.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on May 7, 2014 13:29:21 GMT -5
Would you take 23 cents, Some pocket lent, and a paper clip?
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 7, 2014 13:31:27 GMT -5
I only have $10. Take it or leave it. you leave it & i'll take it. may even give you a key, sure it may not be the one this thread is about... it could even be made of chocola...... wait that was those coins I got from that bloke I sold the boards cow too.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on May 7, 2014 13:36:12 GMT -5
I got 100+ likes for a single post. I should have free reign automatically.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
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Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 7, 2014 13:39:18 GMT -5
I hear you craft the keys from the bones of banned members. Is this true?
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