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Post by Hit Girl on May 13, 2014 23:52:54 GMT -5
I'd let you drown, because you just bring too much evil onto this site, with your mostly Florida-based stories of deviance and suffering.
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on May 13, 2014 23:53:58 GMT -5
The better question is which of your three mouths do we administer CPR to? That could be the difference between life and lightning to the face.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 14, 2014 1:21:41 GMT -5
 Me arriving at King Ghidorah's funeral.  That's a classy a f*** gangsta grill, honestly my odds aren't looking to good. Yall need to go to the YMCA and get some swimming lessons. The better question is which of your three mouths do we administer CPR to? That could be the difference between life and lightning to the face. Can't be a hero without taking risk |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 14, 2014 1:42:42 GMT -5
The better question is which of your three mouths do we administer CPR to? That could be the difference between life and lightning to the face. Let's just go with the middle one and assume that the other two are vestigial and useless. |
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on May 14, 2014 2:19:02 GMT -5
*echoes.* ch-ch-ch-ch, cha cha cha cha cha.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 14, 2014 10:06:42 GMT -5
If it's you, me, and a door floating around in the lake, I know the conclusion: I'm sorry friends, but there's just not enough room for the two of us on this MASSIVE f***ING DOOR ... now go accept your fate and drown nude. But then the ending of Titanic wouldn't have been as sad........ Even though 1500 people died. |
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 15, 2014 3:19:05 GMT -5
Only after reaching a legal and binding agreement that you (here after referred to as the saviee) and I (here after referred to as the saver) concur to the following terms forthwith;
1) the saviee shall NOT eat the saver.
2) the saviee shall not at any point destroy the saver’s home or place of business.
3)the saver is not legally responsible for any injuries suffered during the rescue attempt.
4) the saviee is required to cook at least one meal a month for the saver consisting of 1 pound of bacon and pina coladas.
Sign the papers and I’ll save yer ass.
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