King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 13, 2014 6:48:51 GMT -5
It's after midnight FAN, and I'm taking a swim in the nude, everything is going well when Bam, double leg cramps and I start going down. I scream for help and you come rushing to see King sinking into the lake. Do you have the capabilities to rescue me from a watery grave, or am I doomed.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
Team Rocket
hopelessly trying to open a can of soup with a golf club
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on May 13, 2014 6:51:55 GMT -5
Considering you planned this vacation at Crystal Lake I think we're all screwed either way.
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Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on May 13, 2014 6:57:24 GMT -5
If it's you, me, and a door floating around in the lake, I know the conclusion: I'm sorry friends, but there's just not enough room for the two of us on this MASSIVE f***ING DOOR ... now go accept your fate and drown nude.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2014 7:08:50 GMT -5
I can swim, but if your out and proud friend pokes me just once on the way back dude.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2014 7:10:39 GMT -5
I would save you even though I have a feeling it'll end up me getting fired from my job, you suing me, or I'll end up with double leg cramps after
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on May 13, 2014 7:32:54 GMT -5
I'll be circling above ...
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Wait how deep is this lake? You are like 400ft tall.
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Post by Rolent Tex on May 13, 2014 7:53:05 GMT -5
Somehow pointing and laughing ala Nelson and then announcing, "Good news everyone!" after it's over seem oddly fitting.
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wakko
Samurai Cop
Knows This
BAAAGH!!!!
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Post by wakko on May 13, 2014 10:43:42 GMT -5
Sorry, can't swim or float so you're screwed.
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Post by The Tank on May 13, 2014 10:45:14 GMT -5
Bro, you're a giant three-headed dragon. How the butt am I supposed to swim you out of a lake?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 13, 2014 10:45:23 GMT -5
I'm a platypus... how exactly am I supposed to move a three headed kaiju?!
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 13, 2014 10:45:36 GMT -5
I can swim but come on my your a building sized three headed dragon, no way I'll be able to drag you out.
Also, based on your profile pic...aren't you always naked?
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on May 13, 2014 10:46:17 GMT -5
If you are naked? Nope there is nothing we can do to help you.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on May 13, 2014 10:51:01 GMT -5
I don't have anything against your mama.
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Post by DSR on May 13, 2014 10:56:24 GMT -5
Watch you drown, then post the depressing story on the Forum. It's what you would have wanted.
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King Ghidorah
El Dandy
On Probation for Charges of two counts of Saxual Music.
How Absurd
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Post by King Ghidorah on May 13, 2014 11:26:36 GMT -5
Bro, you're a giant three-headed dragon. How the butt am I supposed to swim you out of a lake? I'm just sinking lower and lower while you all contemplate how to save me, don't you all know in times of great duress even the weakest Nancy boy can acquire super human strenght. I can swim but come on my your a building sized three headed dragon, no way I'll be able to drag you out. Also, based on your profile pic...aren't you always naked? I'm not answering that
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
Eternally Confused
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Post by Malcolm on May 13, 2014 11:41:26 GMT -5
I can't swim and I'd make a lousy floatation device... sorry, dude.
But on the bright side, you'll get to end up being on a depressing news story that'll get posted on some forum.
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Banecat
Don Corleone
Speak of the devil and he shall appear
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Post by Banecat on May 13, 2014 18:11:36 GMT -5
I can only hope to be the first one to post it on here.
Make sure it's in Florida for the extra lolz.
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on May 13, 2014 20:03:54 GMT -5
Me arriving at King Ghidorah's funeral.
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Post by bibboid on May 13, 2014 23:37:23 GMT -5
You have wings. Why don't ya just fly out of the water?
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2014 23:49:37 GMT -5
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