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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on May 20, 2014 0:42:03 GMT -5
I can honestly say I haven't watched in 2 years, but I'm curious to what's going on, so can someone give me a rundown?
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Post by lildude8218 on May 20, 2014 0:44:56 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 0:52:57 GMT -5
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 20, 2014 0:56:13 GMT -5
This sums up the current state of the company pretty nicely in my opinion:  And if you would like a breakdown of their roster moves in the past year or so, this symbolizes where their talent has gone:  |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 20, 2014 1:04:07 GMT -5
Have you ever tried to chew glass? It's kinda like that.
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Post by turkeysandwich on May 20, 2014 2:00:41 GMT -5
-EC3 (the former Derrick Bateman) is pretty awesome as Dixie Carter's nephew and his goofy British sidekick Rockstar Spud are the highlights every week.
-Knux (Mike Knox) has an Oddities type carny stable that has come to TNA to win money to rebuild his father's video arcade that got washed away in a flood or something.
-There's a guy named Samuel Shaw that is a Dexter-like character that wanted to murder or rape Christy Hemme or something, but Ken Anderson put him in an insane asylum.
-And the rest is just nothing to bother writing a sentence about.
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Post by ayumidah on May 20, 2014 2:07:02 GMT -5
Can't forget Eric Young winning the Heavyweight title and Dixie responding to the backlash of their mimicking WWE's Daniel Bryan storyline by announcing that she'd "created the beard".
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Post by MiLo Duck on May 20, 2014 2:21:56 GMT -5
I didn't know things had gotten that bad :/ How can anyone involved think that any of this is a good idea ever |
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Post by jimmyjames on May 20, 2014 2:45:18 GMT -5
TNA version of The Nation of Domination. All the black wrestlers are in a heel stable.
CD and Kaz are free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, they're free at last.
Angelina Love is back and has reformed The Beautiful People with Velvet, but it's a hollow shell of it's former self, much like the Knockouts Division as a whole.
Taz and Tenay continue to suck blue whale on commentary.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on May 20, 2014 4:40:10 GMT -5
The company is dying and why would you subject yourself to the torture of watching?
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Post by Mozenrath on May 20, 2014 5:10:10 GMT -5
Can't forget Eric Young winning the Heavyweight title and Dixie responding to the backlash of their mimicking WWE's Daniel Bryan storyline by announcing that she'd "created the beard". Oh, and she put on a fake beard and put Bully Ray through a table. |
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Post by Hurbster on May 20, 2014 7:31:48 GMT -5
Imagine listening to the Crazy Frog version of Axel F. Now you got it.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2014 7:36:14 GMT -5
Eric Young is the champion and is feuding with MVP and his black friends.
Bobby Roode deserves better.
Davey Richards dyed his hair and is tag champ with Eddie Edwards.
Zema Ion is a DJ for the Bro Mans (Robbie E & Jesse Godderz) who were tag champs forever.
Velvet Sky turned heel and reformed the Beautiful People because Angelina Love asked her nicely. They are currently setting women's wrestling back 15 years despite Gail Kim's best efforts.
Bully Ray is feuding with Dixie Carter and Rockstar Spud. Spud is one of the best things in TNA, Bully Ray has become one of the worst.
ECIII (Derrick Bateman) is teaming up with Kurt Angle's knee to end Kurt Angle's career.
There's some sort of midcard bullshit feuding happening involving James Storm, Gunner, Mr. Anderson, and Samuel Shaw.
Magnus and his friend / ex-lover Bram are feuding with Willow. Willow is Jeff Hardy in a mask and going through a bad trip.
Knux is back with his carny friends "Guys on Stilts", "Balloon Humping Clown", "Rob Terry in a Mask", and "Hey guys look at what my girlfriend's vagina looks like when she does the splits. Seriously, look at it, it's amazing". They are going to save his father's carnival/arcade by taking all the performers and losing matches.
The Hebners suck. That's not anything new, but I feel it needs to be said.
Samoa Joe, Austin Aries, and Bobby Roode are missing. AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, and Kaz left.
EDIT: I forgot about Chris Sabin, which should tell you how great he's been doing. Had a few good moments of heel bullshittery and feuded with Velvet Sky. He also left.
EDIT #2: Tigre Uno and Sanada are awesome.
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Post by Heart Punch on May 20, 2014 7:48:13 GMT -5
TNA is further in debt.
They have released several key talents and more are wanting to leave
Vince Russo is back
The writing is still awful
Dixie thinks she's a tv star
The tag team division is down to 2 teams
They hired a phenomenal Japanese wrestler,made him X-Division champ,and do absolutely nothing to push him.
The Knockout division is on life support
They are more obvious than ever in their desire to be the WWE by ripping off the Daniel Bryan Wrestlemania win.They put the title on their own version of him,Eric Young.
They reduced the number of ppv's in order to make the storylines more meaningful.Didn't make one bit of difference.
The ppv's that were "scrapped" actually became special editions of "Impact".
Hogan and Bischoff finally left.But the damage they caused has crippled the company and that's why they are in the sad state they're in now.
Speaking of Bischoff,the little offspring,Garrett,is still employed by TNA while they released guys like Daniels, Kazarian and AJ Styles who actually have talent.
They have MMA fighters signed to the roster,one has been there for almost 2 years now,who have yet to work a single match for the company.Well,"Rampage" Jackson did do one.But they're still a waste in more ways than one.
There's more I could list but I think you get the idea.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on May 20, 2014 9:15:55 GMT -5
Crazy Steve has arrived and he'll probably be the next big thing.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 20, 2014 9:34:35 GMT -5
Christopher Daniels and Kaz teamed up and were consistently the best thing on TNA since they teamed up...
of course because of this TNA jobbed them out for a year straight and now both of them are no longer with the company.
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Post by bob on May 20, 2014 10:13:54 GMT -5
they're bleeding money
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Post by Crimson on May 20, 2014 13:31:47 GMT -5
TNA is further in debt. They have released several key talents and more are wanting to leave Vince Russo is back The writing is still awful Dixie thinks she's a tv star The tag team division is down to 2 teams They hired a phenomenal Japanese wrestler,made him X-Division champ,and do absolutely nothing to push him. The Knockout division is on life support They are more obvious than ever in their desire to be the WWE by ripping off the Daniel Bryan Wrestlemania win.They put the title on their own version of him,Eric Young. They reduced the number of ppv's in order to make the storylines more meaningful.Didn't make one bit of difference. The ppv's that were "scrapped" actually became special editions of "Impact". Hogan and Bischoff finally left.But the damage they caused has crippled the company and that's why they are in the sad state they're in now. Speaking of Bischoff,the little offspring,Garrett,is still employed by TNA while they released guys like Daniels, Kazarian and AJ Styles who actually have talent. They have MMA fighters signed to the roster,one has been there for almost 2 years now,who have yet to work a single match for the company.Well,"Rampage" Jackson did do one.But they're still a waste in more ways than one. There's more I could list but I think you get the idea. ...not sure if TNA or WCW? Jesus Christ, TNA legit went down the same exact rode that WCW did before it got bought out. |
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Post by 4real on May 20, 2014 13:47:29 GMT -5
Chris Sabin treated girlfriend Velvet Sky like crap and forced her to cheat to help him win. She dumped him. Moment that storyline was over Angelina Love returned and Velvet turned heel to help her cheat.
Bully Ray turned face just a few weeks after threatening to kill Mr Anderson's kids.
Austin Aries has turned heel and face so many times I've lost track
Dixie Carter turned heel out of nowhere and put together her own faction
MVP debuted in January as a face, got full control of wrestling operations in TNA from Dixie....then turned heel a month later and formed his own faction.
* bashes head against desk *
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Post by Welfare Willis on May 20, 2014 14:25:53 GMT -5
I can honestly say I haven't watched in 2 years, but I'm curious to what's going on, so can someone give me a rundown? |
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