Post by Deleted on May 21, 2014 23:23:39 GMT -5
And the voteoff has a clear winner! Winning by a score of 6-5, the season 8 episode voted best by the FAN was...You Only Move Twice! We'll find out if it's the best episode of all time later in the year.
But for now, we move on to Season 9. This season gave us the history of Lisa's saxophone, a wife for Apu, a clip show based on music, a whole episode filled with Ralph, the 200th episode and so much more. 25 episodes, but only 5 can get your votes. So eat up those Powersauce bars and choose wisely. And who knows? You might end up as one of Bart's People.
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_City_of_New_York_vs._Homer_Simpson
Driven to the brink of insanity by his appointed status as designated driver, Barney Gumble drives to downtown Manhattan in Homer's car, leaving it there. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to retrieve their property, Homer faces a one-on-one showdown with the dreaded boot.
The Principal and the Pauper
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Principal_and_the_Pauper
During a surprise banquet to honor his twentieth anniversary as principal, Seymour Skinner's true identity is revealed to be Armin Tamzarian. Now established as an impostor, Tamzarian retires and relocates to his old neighborhood in Capital City. Guest starring Martin Sheen as the real Seymour Skinner.
Lisa's Sax
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa%27s_Sax
When Lisa's saxophone is destroyed during a scuffle with Bart, the family recounts the story of how she got her instrument during the terrible heat wave of 1990, and replace with a new one at the end.
Treehouse of Horror VIII
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VIII
In the eighth annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Homer discovers he is the last man left alive after a neutron bomb destroys Springfield in the segment "The H?mega Man". In "Fly vs. Fly", Homer buys a transporter that Bart uses to switch bodies with a housefly, and "Easy-Bake Coven'" features Marge being accused of witchcraft in a Puritan rendition of 1649 Springfield. The episode was written by Mike Scully, David S. Cohen and Ned Goldreyer, and was directed by Mark Kirkland.
The Cartridge Family
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cartridge_Family
After a wild soccer riot tears up Springfield, Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family. But when Marge's repeated requests to dispose of the weapon go without notice, she whisks herself and the kids away to a seedy motel.
Bart Star
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_Star
Springfield's youth join a pee-wee football team. With Ned Flanders at the helm and Nelson at quarterback the team is undefeated until Homer strong arms himself into Ned's job and puts all his faith in unqualified Bart as his quarterback.
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Two_Mrs._Nahasapeemapetilons
Just as he begins to enjoy his popularity as a swinging bachelor, Apu receives an unwelcome reminder of his pending arranged marriage. Desperate to escape the agreement, Apu claims to have already married Marge Simpson. Guest starring Jan Hooks as Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon and Andrea Martin as Apu's mother.
Lisa the Skeptic
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Skeptic
While Lisa and her classmates conduct an archaeological survey, a skeleton with abnormal bone structures growing from the shoulders is uncovered, leading the townspeople to conclude the remains are that of an angel.
Realty Bites
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Realty_Bites
When Marge becomes a real estate agent, her firm loses lucrative sales due to her total honesty. Meanwhile, Homer buys a 1960s hot-rod convertible at the local police auction. Unfortunately, the rod's former owner and convicted felon, Snake, wants his property returned post haste, and will do anything to get it back.
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_on_Evergreen_Terrace
People throughout Springfield open their hearts—and wallets—after Bart accidentally burns the family's Christmas presents and claims they were stolen by a burglar, but when the truth is alas revealed, the Simpsons find themselves pariahs.
All Singing, All Dancing
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/All_Singing,_All_Dancing
Anticipating a bloody Clint Eastwood-Lee Marvin shoot-'em-up, Bart and Homer are horrified to discover that their video rental, Paint Your Wagon, is actually a musical. Several song and dance moments from seasons past are recalled.
Bart Carny
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_Carny
When Homer costs a carnival worker and his son their jobs, Homer offers the pair a place to stay. But when the carnies lock the family out of their house and claim it as their own, Homer attempts (successfully) to get it back by outsmarting the two.
The Joy of Sect
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Joy_of_Sect
Along with the majority of Springfield, Homer and company are lured into the Movementarian cult by a slick pamphlet and tantalizing promises. But as Marge begins to realize that the cult only has money on its mind, she must try her hand at deprogramming to rescue her family.
Das Bus
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Das_Bus
When a Springfield Elementary School field trip goes terribly wrong the students find themselves marooned on an uncharted island in a Lord of the Flies-esque predicament.
The Last Temptation of Krust
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Krust
After finally accepting that his comedic style is outdated, Krusty settles on more edgier material: what's wrong with today's crop of stand-up comedians. Guest starring Jay Leno, Steven Wright, Janeane Garofalo, Bobcat Goldthwait and Bruce Baum. Featuring Hank Williams Jr.
Dumbbell Indemnity
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Dumbbell_Indemnity
When Moe goes broke romancing a new love, he enlists the aid of Homer in an illegal scheme to collect $5,000 from his automobile's insurance policy. But after Homer botches the scam, Moe must find a way to bust his best customer out of the pen. Guest starring Helen Hunt as Renee.
Lisa the Simpson
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson
Thanks to the unfounded predictions of Grampa Simpson, Lisa is convinced that she's genetically predisposed to lose her intelligence. Meanwhile, Apu discovers Jasper Beardly frozen in his freezer, and turns the Kwik-E-Mart into a tourist's trap. Guest starring Phil Hartman.
This Little Wiggy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/This_Little_Wiggy
Taking pity on the hapless Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart, but his association with Ralph quickly turns out to be more beneficial than burdensome when Bart learns that his father holds the master key to every store in Springfield. Phil Hartman guest stars.
Simpson Tide
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Simpson_Tide
Bored as usual, Homer decides to take up a new career in the Navy, where he single-handedly cuts the ribbon on treason season by charting a submarine into soviet waters. Meanwhile, Bart gets his ear pierced. Guest starring Bob Denver, Rod Steiger as Captain Tenille, and Michael Carrington.
The Trouble with Trillions
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Trouble_with_Trillions
When Homer's unfastidious tax return accidentally falls into the severe audit bin at the IRS, he is promptly nabbed by the government. Forced to go undercover for them, Homer finds himself on a mission to retrieve a trillion dollar bill stolen by Mr. Burns.
Girly Edition
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Girly_Edition
Bart attempts to upstage his sister when the pair land anchor seats on a Children's educational news program. Meanwhile, Homer exploits his elderly father to obtain a helper monkey, which he quickly puts to work looting donut shops.
Trash of the Titans
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Trash_of_the_Titans
Homer's hatred for taking out the trash leads him to challenge the current local government and implement his own trash collection services.
King of the Hill
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/King_of_the_Hill
Crestfallen by Bart's shame of his poor physical condition, Homer sets out to work out. But when a pair of publicity scouts offer him the job of climbing The Murderhorn to promote their product, Homer is too blindsided by lust for physical perfection to turn down the expedition. Guest starring Brendan Fraser as Brad and Steven Weber as Neil.
Lost Our Lisa
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lost_Our_Lisa
After hastily boarding the wrong bus to a limited engagement museum exhibit, Lisa finds herself lost in unfamiliar parts of Springfield. Meanwhile, Bart adheres novelty items to his face, only to later discover that the glue he was given—by Homer--is permanent.
Natural Born Kissers
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Born_Kissers
When their anniversary dinner is a flop and their love life seems too lack luster, Homer and Marge try to spice it up, first by traveling to a bed & breakfast. Meanwhile, Lisa and Bart use Grampa's mine detector to find treasure and they find an alternate ending to "Casablanca." Homer and Marge discover that the fear of getting caught is the spice they need until they are caught baring it all.
Voting ends May 29th Midnight EDT.
This Simpsons poll is brought to you by the Canyonero.
But for now, we move on to Season 9. This season gave us the history of Lisa's saxophone, a wife for Apu, a clip show based on music, a whole episode filled with Ralph, the 200th episode and so much more. 25 episodes, but only 5 can get your votes. So eat up those Powersauce bars and choose wisely. And who knows? You might end up as one of Bart's People.
The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_City_of_New_York_vs._Homer_Simpson
Driven to the brink of insanity by his appointed status as designated driver, Barney Gumble drives to downtown Manhattan in Homer's car, leaving it there. But when the family journeys to the Big Apple to retrieve their property, Homer faces a one-on-one showdown with the dreaded boot.
The Principal and the Pauper
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Principal_and_the_Pauper
During a surprise banquet to honor his twentieth anniversary as principal, Seymour Skinner's true identity is revealed to be Armin Tamzarian. Now established as an impostor, Tamzarian retires and relocates to his old neighborhood in Capital City. Guest starring Martin Sheen as the real Seymour Skinner.
Lisa's Sax
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa%27s_Sax
When Lisa's saxophone is destroyed during a scuffle with Bart, the family recounts the story of how she got her instrument during the terrible heat wave of 1990, and replace with a new one at the end.
Treehouse of Horror VIII
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VIII
In the eighth annual "Treehouse of Horror" episode, Homer discovers he is the last man left alive after a neutron bomb destroys Springfield in the segment "The H?mega Man". In "Fly vs. Fly", Homer buys a transporter that Bart uses to switch bodies with a housefly, and "Easy-Bake Coven'" features Marge being accused of witchcraft in a Puritan rendition of 1649 Springfield. The episode was written by Mike Scully, David S. Cohen and Ned Goldreyer, and was directed by Mark Kirkland.
The Cartridge Family
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Cartridge_Family
After a wild soccer riot tears up Springfield, Homer purchases a handgun to protect his family. But when Marge's repeated requests to dispose of the weapon go without notice, she whisks herself and the kids away to a seedy motel.
Bart Star
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_Star
Springfield's youth join a pee-wee football team. With Ned Flanders at the helm and Nelson at quarterback the team is undefeated until Homer strong arms himself into Ned's job and puts all his faith in unqualified Bart as his quarterback.
The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Two_Mrs._Nahasapeemapetilons
Just as he begins to enjoy his popularity as a swinging bachelor, Apu receives an unwelcome reminder of his pending arranged marriage. Desperate to escape the agreement, Apu claims to have already married Marge Simpson. Guest starring Jan Hooks as Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon and Andrea Martin as Apu's mother.
Lisa the Skeptic
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Skeptic
While Lisa and her classmates conduct an archaeological survey, a skeleton with abnormal bone structures growing from the shoulders is uncovered, leading the townspeople to conclude the remains are that of an angel.
Realty Bites
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Realty_Bites
When Marge becomes a real estate agent, her firm loses lucrative sales due to her total honesty. Meanwhile, Homer buys a 1960s hot-rod convertible at the local police auction. Unfortunately, the rod's former owner and convicted felon, Snake, wants his property returned post haste, and will do anything to get it back.
Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_on_Evergreen_Terrace
People throughout Springfield open their hearts—and wallets—after Bart accidentally burns the family's Christmas presents and claims they were stolen by a burglar, but when the truth is alas revealed, the Simpsons find themselves pariahs.
All Singing, All Dancing
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/All_Singing,_All_Dancing
Anticipating a bloody Clint Eastwood-Lee Marvin shoot-'em-up, Bart and Homer are horrified to discover that their video rental, Paint Your Wagon, is actually a musical. Several song and dance moments from seasons past are recalled.
Bart Carny
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_Carny
When Homer costs a carnival worker and his son their jobs, Homer offers the pair a place to stay. But when the carnies lock the family out of their house and claim it as their own, Homer attempts (successfully) to get it back by outsmarting the two.
The Joy of Sect
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Joy_of_Sect
Along with the majority of Springfield, Homer and company are lured into the Movementarian cult by a slick pamphlet and tantalizing promises. But as Marge begins to realize that the cult only has money on its mind, she must try her hand at deprogramming to rescue her family.
Das Bus
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Das_Bus
When a Springfield Elementary School field trip goes terribly wrong the students find themselves marooned on an uncharted island in a Lord of the Flies-esque predicament.
The Last Temptation of Krust
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Krust
After finally accepting that his comedic style is outdated, Krusty settles on more edgier material: what's wrong with today's crop of stand-up comedians. Guest starring Jay Leno, Steven Wright, Janeane Garofalo, Bobcat Goldthwait and Bruce Baum. Featuring Hank Williams Jr.
Dumbbell Indemnity
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Dumbbell_Indemnity
When Moe goes broke romancing a new love, he enlists the aid of Homer in an illegal scheme to collect $5,000 from his automobile's insurance policy. But after Homer botches the scam, Moe must find a way to bust his best customer out of the pen. Guest starring Helen Hunt as Renee.
Lisa the Simpson
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson
Thanks to the unfounded predictions of Grampa Simpson, Lisa is convinced that she's genetically predisposed to lose her intelligence. Meanwhile, Apu discovers Jasper Beardly frozen in his freezer, and turns the Kwik-E-Mart into a tourist's trap. Guest starring Phil Hartman.
This Little Wiggy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/This_Little_Wiggy
Taking pity on the hapless Ralph Wiggum, Marge pairs him with Bart, but his association with Ralph quickly turns out to be more beneficial than burdensome when Bart learns that his father holds the master key to every store in Springfield. Phil Hartman guest stars.
Simpson Tide
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Simpson_Tide
Bored as usual, Homer decides to take up a new career in the Navy, where he single-handedly cuts the ribbon on treason season by charting a submarine into soviet waters. Meanwhile, Bart gets his ear pierced. Guest starring Bob Denver, Rod Steiger as Captain Tenille, and Michael Carrington.
The Trouble with Trillions
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Trouble_with_Trillions
When Homer's unfastidious tax return accidentally falls into the severe audit bin at the IRS, he is promptly nabbed by the government. Forced to go undercover for them, Homer finds himself on a mission to retrieve a trillion dollar bill stolen by Mr. Burns.
Girly Edition
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Girly_Edition
Bart attempts to upstage his sister when the pair land anchor seats on a Children's educational news program. Meanwhile, Homer exploits his elderly father to obtain a helper monkey, which he quickly puts to work looting donut shops.
Trash of the Titans
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Trash_of_the_Titans
Homer's hatred for taking out the trash leads him to challenge the current local government and implement his own trash collection services.
King of the Hill
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/King_of_the_Hill
Crestfallen by Bart's shame of his poor physical condition, Homer sets out to work out. But when a pair of publicity scouts offer him the job of climbing The Murderhorn to promote their product, Homer is too blindsided by lust for physical perfection to turn down the expedition. Guest starring Brendan Fraser as Brad and Steven Weber as Neil.
Lost Our Lisa
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Lost_Our_Lisa
After hastily boarding the wrong bus to a limited engagement museum exhibit, Lisa finds herself lost in unfamiliar parts of Springfield. Meanwhile, Bart adheres novelty items to his face, only to later discover that the glue he was given—by Homer--is permanent.
Natural Born Kissers
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Born_Kissers
When their anniversary dinner is a flop and their love life seems too lack luster, Homer and Marge try to spice it up, first by traveling to a bed & breakfast. Meanwhile, Lisa and Bart use Grampa's mine detector to find treasure and they find an alternate ending to "Casablanca." Homer and Marge discover that the fear of getting caught is the spice they need until they are caught baring it all.
Voting ends May 29th Midnight EDT.
This Simpsons poll is brought to you by the Canyonero.