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Post by rnrk supports BLM on May 25, 2014 16:21:29 GMT -5
So Lana decides as the next step on her anti-American crusade that Rusev needs to destroy Santino and they wrestle repeatedly and Rusev always dominantly squashes him but Santino keeps coming back for more and Lana asks him why and Santino reveals he's smitten with her which melts the Ravishing Russian's icy exterior and she asks him to renounce his capitalist ways and Santino stares at her rack and goes "eh, it's worth it" and becomes BORIS ALEXIEV and they make out and Rusev looks sad and admits he doesn't know jack about politics and just wanted to get laid so Alexiev and Lana viciously beat him to a pulp and drape the hammer & sickle flag over his prone form before moving on to feud with Kane who snaps when they keep taunting him that Ayn Rand never had legs like Lana's while meanwhile Rusev does the Emma dance with Emma.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2014 16:22:37 GMT -5
Sign me right up.
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Post by Perd on May 25, 2014 16:28:01 GMT -5
I love that Rusev eventually becoming a dancing goof is viewed as being inevitable. Because it is.
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Post by bearned on May 26, 2014 2:55:47 GMT -5
I love that Rusev eventually becoming a dancing goof is viewed as being inevitable. Because it is. They should tease it so we all go 'look they finally did it! F this company *Cornette face/Foley destroying his TV gif*' Lana could even shout 'RUSEV! DANCE!' Then just as it looks like he is going to dance he should just beat the crap out of everyone in the ring and Lana could get on the mic 'stupid Americans! Etc etc' $$$$ |
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Post by mrbananagrabber on May 26, 2014 4:10:22 GMT -5
You missed the bit where Lana gets naked.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 26, 2014 6:11:50 GMT -5
Santino was been a buffoon for so long, it'd be nigh impossible to take him seriously, to the extent it ever was.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2014 6:16:17 GMT -5
I don't want to see Santino on my television anymore.
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Post by KobashiChop on May 26, 2014 8:17:02 GMT -5
Id actually like Rusev to become a face just doing what he does now but with a few tweaks like getting rid of the in ring ritual. Every time a heel is talking trash or demanding a challenge, he shows up, decks them, leaves.
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Post by Ken: The Hero of WWE on May 26, 2014 16:18:06 GMT -5
If a double heel turn brings back Santino as a super serious RUSSIAN SHOOTER as he once was, I will be happy.
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Post by PKO on May 26, 2014 16:40:49 GMT -5
You missed the bit where Lana gets naked. She's naked throughout |
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