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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2014 23:09:03 GMT -5
I was in the pub last night having a magical night reconnecting with someone special in my life who I haven't seen in nearly 8 years. Then I had to go to the bathroom when the fire alarm was set off. You have no idea how scary it is until it happens. You start to think of your death and how it'll affect everyone. You start to think of your magical fairy tale night and how it was taken away from you. You start to think of how much you're going to miss in life and how you haven't accomplished all your goals and dreams yet. You start to think of newspapers headlines of man dies tragically in fire while on the crapper. You start to think of King Ghidorah finding this story hilarious and posting it on FAN while everyone makes CRAPPY jokes and puns unaware they are talking about me. You start to think that you become a international headline and meme and Nicolas Sparks gets inspired by this story and makes a novel out of it in which Hollywood adapts into a SHITTY tearjerker starring Ryan Gosling (I hate the guy and never want him to play me ever) and Emma Stone. The situation truly scared the shit out of me and thankfully it was just some asshole who pulled the alarm. But honestly I was scared. |
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 31, 2014 23:13:36 GMT -5
What a shitty experience.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 31, 2014 23:13:41 GMT -5
It sucks that that happened to you, but I'm rofling at the Ghidorah part.
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2014 23:23:07 GMT -5
....I feel like watching trainspotting for some reason
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2014 23:24:22 GMT -5
It sucks that that happened to you, but I'm rofling at the Ghidorah part. Honestly that's one of my biggest fears. King Ghidorah posts a story that involves a close friend of mine, family member, or myself. |
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Post by triplethreatmark on May 31, 2014 23:54:02 GMT -5
This sounds like an incredible night. I wish I was there.
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Post by StuntGranny® on May 31, 2014 23:55:55 GMT -5
I saw the thread title and immediately thought, "Oh, hey! Someone's been to Little Caesar's!"
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Post by Deleted on May 31, 2014 23:57:33 GMT -5
This sounds like an incredible night. I wish I was there. Dude I know you're into triple threats but for the last time I'm never having a triple threat with you! |
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jun 1, 2014 0:04:53 GMT -5
Being semi-serious here, this sort of reminds me of the time in high school when my buddy was taking a dump in school and there was an earthquake. As soon as he told me what had happened and how he was feeling, I started laughing hysterically. I'm a terrible person, I know.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 1, 2014 0:07:53 GMT -5
...so who DO you want to play you?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2014 0:09:43 GMT -5
...so who DO you want to play you? Tom Green. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 1, 2014 0:12:35 GMT -5
^Mmm. Yes. I see that.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2014 0:17:16 GMT -5
^Mmm. Yes I could see SuperSweet playing Jason Statham. I am also inferior to SuperSweet in every way, I would love to see Pauly Shore play me in a movie adaptation, and I suck big fat boiled eggs. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 1, 2014 0:18:33 GMT -5
Touche.  |
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 1, 2014 0:45:21 GMT -5
If I have to be cast for the Supersweet movie, get Michael B. Jordan to play me.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jun 1, 2014 1:00:12 GMT -5
I love the fact that you had the shit scared out of you. While on a toilet.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jun 1, 2014 1:12:18 GMT -5
I love the fact that you had the shit scared out of you. While on a toilet. I guess you can say that...shit happens. *sticks e-hand out for e-high five* |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jun 1, 2014 1:31:41 GMT -5
I guess you can say that...shit happens. *sticks e-hand out for e-high five* *FIVE'D* |
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jun 1, 2014 2:20:00 GMT -5
Try to understand, this is you we’re talking about, but when I read the head line I just assumed you needed an emergency episiotomy or something.
If you don’t know what that is DON”T look it up, really, you’ll have nightmares, unless you want to. But still, gross.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 1, 2014 6:40:50 GMT -5
I remember the fire alarm going off when I was in the bathroom in High School. Luckily, I was only peeing, so I was able to finish quickly and get out. But I heard someone in a stall go "NOOOOOOOOO!" and a bunch of panicked moving.
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