mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jun 3, 2014 8:24:46 GMT -5
So Bluetista has grown his hair back, where previously he had a completely smooth dome.
It is clear the mans hair is very thin and heavily receded. Is it just me that thinks the balding look really adds to his character? Ever since the face return failed Batista has basically played the character of "ageing, entitled former star who doesn't have it anymore" and it's been fantastic. He is my favourite thing on the show. He comes out looking ridiculous, he loses a lot and is made to look foolish. This run rivals his 2010 run for sheer entertainment value.
The balding look really adds to the "past it" look of the current character. I'm not insulting the guy, I'm a huge fan of the guy and he's my favourite wrestler when he's a douchebag heel. Also the balding look makes him stand out, as most balding wrestlers shave their head nowadays as balding is uncool: Big Show, Angle, Cesaro, Henry, he'll even Heyman cut the skullet. Unfortunately, being a rich Hollywood star Bootista will probably get a hair transplant eventually, but I think he looks unique, in 2014, as a heavily balding wrestler aka Hogan.
I also have a question: Do you Think Batista plays up his douchiness deliberately to the smarks et al? So he deliberately acts and dresses like a douche. Or do you think he gets genuinely annoyed when people take the piss out of his skinny jeans and blue trunks?
I hope he deliberately makes his character a joke and is in on said joke.
Batista is fantastic.
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Post by Flippity Floppity Floo on Jun 3, 2014 8:30:40 GMT -5
I was willing to give Batista the benefit of the doubt and assume he's doing all this to play up his character, but then I remembered how he posted pics of him looking douchey on twitter and instagram constantly before coming back.
So I'm gonna say HHH is smart enough to be like "Hey, Dave's kind of a douche" and let him run with it for the sake of making him a better heel.
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Post by miffy on Jun 3, 2014 8:31:04 GMT -5
I think he milks it for all it's worth, he's smart enough to know what kind of reaction he'll get. After his wheezing HEY EVERYBODY CHEER THIS MAN return was rejected, he's been fantastic. I hope he's not gone for long.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jun 3, 2014 8:31:45 GMT -5
I was willing to give Batista the benefit of the doubt and assume he's doing all this to play up his character, but then I remembered how he posted pics of him looking douchey on twitter and instagram constantly before coming back. So I'm gonna say HHH is smart enough to be like "Hey, Dave's kind of a douche" and let him run with it for the sake of making him a better heel. Haha! He is just awesome
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Post by King Bebe on Jun 3, 2014 8:33:40 GMT -5
Hopefully he's not gone too long. I'm loving his return so far. If there was ever someone who shouldn't be a face, it's this guy.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jun 3, 2014 8:37:07 GMT -5
Just thinking of the "returning hero" running out at the rumble to boos is funny
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Jun 3, 2014 8:43:33 GMT -5
Douchetista delivered big time. Have him come back as a face was a total anomaly, Facetista is boring, and Douchetista is awesome. I hope he'll be back soon.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 3, 2014 9:23:48 GMT -5
OK, I think all this "OMG Batista is so hilarious and great" stuff needs to come down a peg or two.
He's terrible. Always has been, always will be. LOL Batista stuff aside, he's dire. Let's not get carried away with this stuff.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 3, 2014 9:28:36 GMT -5
OK, I think all this "OMG Batista is so hilarious and great" stuff needs to come down a peg or two. He's terrible. Always has been, always will be. LOL Batista stuff aside, he's dire. Let's not get carried away with this stuff. It's possible to be a fan of someone even though you can see their limitations. I'll admit Dave isn't a top tier worker or talker, but he does have a fun, arrogant sort of charisma about him.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 3, 2014 9:40:06 GMT -5
Fair enough, but all this "he's amazing, best guy on the roster" stuff is just plain wrong.
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Post by Perd on Jun 3, 2014 9:48:49 GMT -5
Balding Batista, Balding Batista You'll go Balding Batista with me
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Post by The Tee Why on Jun 3, 2014 9:51:12 GMT -5
Fair enough, but all this "he's amazing, best guy on the roster" stuff is just plain wrong. Im sure people are being silly when they say that... with the talent on the roster someone would have to be a total moron to think that
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jun 3, 2014 9:58:04 GMT -5
OK, I think all this "OMG Batista is so hilarious and great" stuff needs to come down a peg or two. He's terrible. Always has been, always will be. LOL Batista stuff aside, he's dire. Let's not get carried away with this stuff. Heel batista is one of my favourite heels. Batista and the shield is all i watch RAW for at present
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