BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Jun 10, 2014 0:06:12 GMT -5
I never thought I'd be making this thread but....here it goes.
I was watching TV with my friends tonight, chilling, eating bagel bites, telling stories and whatnot; just generally having a good time. Then out of NOWHERE, Tony Hawk comes crashing through my ceiling and STEALS my f***ing bagel bites; the entire plate. I managed to find the courage to ask him to share and he totally snubs me! Please tell me that I'm not the only one who's been robbed of bagel bites by Tony Hawk.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Jun 10, 2014 0:08:37 GMT -5
That damn bagel bite thief has been to your house, too? What a dick.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jun 10, 2014 0:10:35 GMT -5
Tony Hawk once took my dignity.
He returned it three weeks later, but it was significantly worse for wear.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 10, 2014 0:12:05 GMT -5
I once told my friend's sister that she was hot when I was eating a Hot Pocket. I tried blaming it on the Hot Pocket but she kicked me in the balls anyway. Of course, I wasn't wearing any pants at the time.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 10, 2014 0:12:12 GMT -5
Nah, he stole my girlfriend, my money, my car, my pets...but my bagel bites...nah brah. He had some mercy.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jun 10, 2014 0:13:35 GMT -5
Not yet, but I'll be on the look out.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2014 0:17:46 GMT -5
No but Bob Burnquist once did a stalefish off of my kitchen table, took my meatball sub, and said "Later Gators" before skating up my chimney. He's kind of my hero now.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Jun 10, 2014 4:21:26 GMT -5
Damn it! I was going to tell a story about a pro skater breaking in, but the only one I know that hasn't been used is Bam Margera, and anything I say he did is too believable to fit in the thread because Jackass.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2014 4:41:36 GMT -5
No? But I did once get in a fight with Bob Barker. He kicked my ass. Dude is a tank!
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