Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2014 23:02:01 GMT -5
We have a dozen seasons complete! The episode FAN picked as the best of Season 12 is...The Computer Wore Menace Shoes!
And now, Season 13. Lisa becomes a Buddhist, Marge gets sugar banned, Bart gets another short-term girlfriend, and Homer finally gets a job where he wasn't lazy, stupid or corrupt (and almost gets killed for it.) Which episode goes on to the final vote?
Treehouse of Horror XII
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XII
Treehouse of Horror XII is an anthology episode that features mini-stories. "Hex and the City" tells the story of how the Simpsons deal with a Gypsy's curse. In "House of Whacks," the Simpsons buy a computerized upgrade for their house, and the house develops an obsessive attraction to Marge. "Wiz Kids" is a Harry Potter parody about student wizards Bart and Lisa and an evil plot of the Dark Lord Montymort.
The Parent Rap
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Parent_Rap
Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joyride in the police chief's patrol car, but just before he is set free, a second, vindictive The Evil judge named Constance Harm The Evil Lady assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imaginable: being tethered to Homer around the clock.
Homer the Moe
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_the_Moe
When Moe visits his old bartending school to rediscover his passion for the business, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield's premiere watering hole. But when Moe decides to make his tavern over into something more hip and modern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family garage.
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/A_Hunka_Hunka_Burns_in_Love
Homer's new job as the author of fortune cookies assures Mr. Burns that love is on the horizon. Mr. Burns finds it in a woman named Gloria, whom he loves so much that he wants to marry. But as he proposes to Gloria, her ex shows up - which happens to be Snake, and he's just broken out of prison.
The Blunder Years
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Blunder_Years
A restaurant hypnotist causes Homer to relive a traumatic childhood experience where, upon swimming in a quarry, he found a dead body. That dead body turned out to be Waylon Smithers' father, Waylon Smithers, Sr., who had disappeared twenty-five years earlier under suspicious circumstances. Meanwhile, Marge fancies Chad Sexington, the man who appears on the packaging of Burly paper towels.
She of Little Faith
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/She_of_Little_Faith
Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wall space to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism.
Brawl in the Family
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Brawl_in_the_Family
When a Monopoly game goes sour, the Simpsons are forced to undergo the supervision of a social services officer to reinforce the ideals of a functional family, but things go horribly wrong when Homer's (And Ned's) Vegas wife returns.
Sweets and Sour Marge
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Sweets_and_Sour_Marge
When Springfield is named the "World's Fattest Town", thanks to a diabolical scheme by the Motherloving Sugar Corp., Marge takes it upon herself to rid the entire town of the sweet stuff.
Jaws Wired Shut
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jaws_Wired_Shut
Homer breaks his jaw in an accident, requiring it to be wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends because of it. They all like the new Homer much better, but when the wires come off and Homer retains his new attitude, everyone begins to miss the old Homer's antics.
Half-Decent Proposal
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Half-Decent_Proposal
Marge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), e-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring. Jon Lovitz reprises his role as Artie Ziff.
The Bart Wants What It Wants
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bart_Wants_What_It_Wants
Bart develops a crush on Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. After hastily deciding he's not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier's latest movie in Canada isn't enough to win her back.
The Lastest Gun in the West
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lastest_Gun_in_the_West
Bart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the The Krusty the Clown Show. But years of alcohol abuse gets in the way.
The Old Man and the Key
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Old_Man_and_the_Key
In order to impress Zelda, a new female resident at the retirement castle, Grampa starts driving again, but Grampa runs into trouble with Homer whose car he continually abuses and he develops some enemies in the form of a rival gang of retirees at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tales from the Public Domain
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Tales_from_the_Public_Domain
Homer gets a letter from the library telling him about an overdue book. He checked it out when Bart was born to have something to read his child. Lisa suggests that he read them some stories from it now.
Blame It on Lisa
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Blame_It_on_Lisa
Lisa sponsors a South American orphan - and when the child is reported missing, the Simpsons go to Brazil to find him.
Weekend at Burnsie's
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Weekend_at_Burnsie%27s
After being attacked in the garden by an unruly group of crows, Homer goes to see Dr. Hibbert about the ongoing pain in his eyes. Dr. Hibbert suggests that Homer begin smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes.
Gump Roast
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Gump_Roast
The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don't call it a clip show."
I Am Furious Yellow
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/I_Am_Furious_Yellow
Bart is inspired by one of the school's motivational speakers to become a cartoonist, in which he creates a popular comic and later internet series titled "Angry Dad", which is based on Homer's anger problems. Homer becomes the town's laughing stock, and decides to give up anger completely.
The Sweetest Apu
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Sweetest_Apu
Apu's unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman, and when Manjula finds out, Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back.
Little Girl in the Big Ten
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Girl_in_the_Big_Ten
In order to avoid a failing grade in gym, Lisa takes up gymnastics, which she uses to pose as a college student. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with "Panda" virus and is forced to spend a week living in a plastic bubble.
The Frying Game
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Frying_Game
Homer gets into trouble with the Environmental Protection Agency, and is sentenced to community service. He and Marge end up working for Myrna Bellamy, an elderly socialite, and find themselves accused of another crime: Myrna Bellamy's murder. Carmen Electra makes a guest appearance as herself, hosting a reality TV show.
Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Poppa%27s_Got_a_Brand_New_Badge
Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands, starts a private police force, and becomes a policeman.
Voting ends June 26th Midnight EDT
And now, Season 13. Lisa becomes a Buddhist, Marge gets sugar banned, Bart gets another short-term girlfriend, and Homer finally gets a job where he wasn't lazy, stupid or corrupt (and almost gets killed for it.) Which episode goes on to the final vote?
Treehouse of Horror XII
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XII
Treehouse of Horror XII is an anthology episode that features mini-stories. "Hex and the City" tells the story of how the Simpsons deal with a Gypsy's curse. In "House of Whacks," the Simpsons buy a computerized upgrade for their house, and the house develops an obsessive attraction to Marge. "Wiz Kids" is a Harry Potter parody about student wizards Bart and Lisa and an evil plot of the Dark Lord Montymort.
The Parent Rap
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Parent_Rap
Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joyride in the police chief's patrol car, but just before he is set free, a second, vindictive The Evil judge named Constance Harm The Evil Lady assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imaginable: being tethered to Homer around the clock.
Homer the Moe
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_the_Moe
When Moe visits his old bartending school to rediscover his passion for the business, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield's premiere watering hole. But when Moe decides to make his tavern over into something more hip and modern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family garage.
A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/A_Hunka_Hunka_Burns_in_Love
Homer's new job as the author of fortune cookies assures Mr. Burns that love is on the horizon. Mr. Burns finds it in a woman named Gloria, whom he loves so much that he wants to marry. But as he proposes to Gloria, her ex shows up - which happens to be Snake, and he's just broken out of prison.
The Blunder Years
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Blunder_Years
A restaurant hypnotist causes Homer to relive a traumatic childhood experience where, upon swimming in a quarry, he found a dead body. That dead body turned out to be Waylon Smithers' father, Waylon Smithers, Sr., who had disappeared twenty-five years earlier under suspicious circumstances. Meanwhile, Marge fancies Chad Sexington, the man who appears on the packaging of Burly paper towels.
She of Little Faith
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/She_of_Little_Faith
Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wall space to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism.
Brawl in the Family
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Brawl_in_the_Family
When a Monopoly game goes sour, the Simpsons are forced to undergo the supervision of a social services officer to reinforce the ideals of a functional family, but things go horribly wrong when Homer's (And Ned's) Vegas wife returns.
Sweets and Sour Marge
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Sweets_and_Sour_Marge
When Springfield is named the "World's Fattest Town", thanks to a diabolical scheme by the Motherloving Sugar Corp., Marge takes it upon herself to rid the entire town of the sweet stuff.
Jaws Wired Shut
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jaws_Wired_Shut
Homer breaks his jaw in an accident, requiring it to be wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends because of it. They all like the new Homer much better, but when the wires come off and Homer retains his new attitude, everyone begins to miss the old Homer's antics.
Half-Decent Proposal
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Half-Decent_Proposal
Marge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), e-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring. Jon Lovitz reprises his role as Artie Ziff.
The Bart Wants What It Wants
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Bart_Wants_What_It_Wants
Bart develops a crush on Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. After hastily deciding he's not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier's latest movie in Canada isn't enough to win her back.
The Lastest Gun in the West
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Lastest_Gun_in_the_West
Bart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the The Krusty the Clown Show. But years of alcohol abuse gets in the way.
The Old Man and the Key
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Old_Man_and_the_Key
In order to impress Zelda, a new female resident at the retirement castle, Grampa starts driving again, but Grampa runs into trouble with Homer whose car he continually abuses and he develops some enemies in the form of a rival gang of retirees at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Tales from the Public Domain
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Tales_from_the_Public_Domain
Homer gets a letter from the library telling him about an overdue book. He checked it out when Bart was born to have something to read his child. Lisa suggests that he read them some stories from it now.
Blame It on Lisa
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Blame_It_on_Lisa
Lisa sponsors a South American orphan - and when the child is reported missing, the Simpsons go to Brazil to find him.
Weekend at Burnsie's
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Weekend_at_Burnsie%27s
After being attacked in the garden by an unruly group of crows, Homer goes to see Dr. Hibbert about the ongoing pain in his eyes. Dr. Hibbert suggests that Homer begin smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes.
Gump Roast
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Gump_Roast
The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don't call it a clip show."
I Am Furious Yellow
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/I_Am_Furious_Yellow
Bart is inspired by one of the school's motivational speakers to become a cartoonist, in which he creates a popular comic and later internet series titled "Angry Dad", which is based on Homer's anger problems. Homer becomes the town's laughing stock, and decides to give up anger completely.
The Sweetest Apu
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Sweetest_Apu
Apu's unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman, and when Manjula finds out, Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back.
Little Girl in the Big Ten
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Girl_in_the_Big_Ten
In order to avoid a failing grade in gym, Lisa takes up gymnastics, which she uses to pose as a college student. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with "Panda" virus and is forced to spend a week living in a plastic bubble.
The Frying Game
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Frying_Game
Homer gets into trouble with the Environmental Protection Agency, and is sentenced to community service. He and Marge end up working for Myrna Bellamy, an elderly socialite, and find themselves accused of another crime: Myrna Bellamy's murder. Carmen Electra makes a guest appearance as herself, hosting a reality TV show.
Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Poppa%27s_Got_a_Brand_New_Badge
Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands, starts a private police force, and becomes a policeman.
Voting ends June 26th Midnight EDT