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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Jun 22, 2014 17:43:09 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing Bikertaker getting taken out within the first 20-30 seconds by an IED? And am I awful for thinking that and not being able to buy into any other part of this fantasy? And then he sits up.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Jun 22, 2014 19:52:24 GMT -5
I love you OP for making this scenario.
I also f***ing hate you because we'll never get to see this shit.
The credits song should be Katy Perry btw.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 22, 2014 19:55:03 GMT -5
They could make a prequel, set during Desert Storm, with old school Taker, and call it Body Baghdad. This, and BigBadZ's idea need to happen.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 20:07:45 GMT -5
I love you OP for making this scenario. I also f***ing hate you because we'll never get to see this shit. The credits song should be Katy Perry btw. I love you, too. And yes, I'm all for Katy Perry being the end credits song. GUYS LET'S MAKE A KICKSTARTER IT COULD TOTALLY HAPPEN
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Jun 22, 2014 20:29:52 GMT -5
Yeah, he'd just do a sit up and be fine USA is gonna be in trouble when the enemy unleashes the nuclear weapon known as BROCK LESNAR. Cesaro is the guy working for the same enemy that employed Brock, and he turns face after they target Switzerland.
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Post by Chip on Jun 22, 2014 20:32:25 GMT -5
One more reason to add to the list of why WWE Movies department are wasting their time and money.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2014 21:05:10 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing Bikertaker getting taken out within the first 20-30 seconds by an IED? And am I awful for thinking that and not being able to buy into any other part of this fantasy? And then he sits up. .......and now I'm back in.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2014 22:08:08 GMT -5
As I read the OP, I was excited, and then genuinely bummed out that this doesn't exist.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 22, 2014 22:14:28 GMT -5
The beginning could be Undertaker at home, putting on eyeliner. He gets a call that someone close to him is in trouble in Iraq; he puts the eyeliner down, half applied. Epicness begins
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2014 22:24:39 GMT -5
Well he did kill Hassan
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Post by Injustice45 on Jun 22, 2014 23:07:34 GMT -5
Undertaker:...and then I told him,'Good answer, big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. Michelle: Mark, tell us another story. Please? Undertaker: Alright, alright. So, as the other wrestlers and myself were going to the Tribute to the Troops show, our bus got ambushed by terrorists. I got out of the wreckage, and got my motorcycle, and I ran down those punks. They just had to step in my yard. Then, some asshole decided to shoot me with an RPG. I deflected that right back. Michelle: Then what happened? Undertaker: So, I assumed the battle was over, seeing all of those jobbers down for the count. All of a sudden, Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein came from under the ring, and they attacked me with steel chairs, and buried me alive! Soon after that-- Michelle: Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that you could deflect a missile, yet you can't take a few hits from steel chairs? Undertaker: Steel chairs are very effective weapons in and out of the ring, Michelle. Anyway, while it seemed all hope was lost, somebody dug me up from the sand. That man was Paul Bearer. He restored my powers, and I became the Deadman once again. I found Saddam and Osama, and I whooped their candy asses-- Michelle: Hey! That's The Rock's phrase. You need to give it ba-- Undertaker: It doesn't matter what catchphrase I use, woman! So, I kicked both of their asses, and I buried them in the sand. I even drew a line in it. *wink* The End. Michelle: That was awesome! I think it's time to go upstairs. It's about time the Deadman should become alive again. *wink*
Michelle McCool and The Undertaker go upstairs, continuing their Ministry of Darkness roleplay.
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Post by mizerable on Jun 23, 2014 0:09:06 GMT -5
I want to see Red Dawn with Booger Red...
"Get out of my yard..."
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