Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 14:59:11 GMT -5
And Tazz just insinuated that were Undertaker to go to Iraq, he would kick so much ass. I think there's a movie to be made.
Imagine with me, if you will...
A squadron of US soldiers are fighting bravely and diligently, but are vastly outnumbered by Iraqi soldiers.
Suddenly, as if from nowhere, "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit begins to play. Out of the clouds of dust kicked up by gunfire and grenades, the Undertaker rides in on his motorcycle.
He speeds in the direction of the insurgents, big booting each and every one of them as he drives by. He gets off his bike and begins chokeslamming everyone in sight, shrugging off bullets as if they were nothing.
Finally, after a long journey, he meets the leader of the insurgents, and tombstones him so hard he explodes.
The soldiers lift him on their shoulders and fireworks go off in the sky. The Undertaker has saved everyone!
They arrive back at his motorcycle, and just as he's about to get on... It bursts into flames!
And wait... Someone is coming out of the fire! It's... It's Kane!
The screen fades to black.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2014 15:12:33 GMT -5
I'm not saying that Bikertaker whooping ass in the middle east would've been the highest grossing film of all-time... But it would've come close.
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 15:14:23 GMT -5
I'm not saying that Bikertaker whooping ass in the middle east would've been the highest grossing film of all-time... But it would've come close. It would be, objectively, the best movie ever. |
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kinginthenorth
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Post by kinginthenorth on Jun 22, 2014 15:14:52 GMT -5
Why are we not making this movie RIGHT NOW??
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 22, 2014 15:15:51 GMT -5
He should have walked up to Bin Laden and told Al-Queda to stay out of his yard.
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Blindkarevik
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jun 22, 2014 15:17:14 GMT -5
I'll admit... when I read your description of the movie... I wept a little.
It's so beautiful.
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kinginthenorth
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Post by kinginthenorth on Jun 22, 2014 15:17:35 GMT -5
He should have walked up to Bin Laden and told Al-Queda to stay out of his yard. Bin Laden: But...you're in my country- *STRUCK BY LIGHTNING* |
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JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Jun 22, 2014 15:19:57 GMT -5
DVD special features include a commentary track by JR and King.
"BAH GAWD KING, HE CHOKE SLAMMED OSAMA STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! STRAIGHT TO HELL!!"
"Well I guess he won't be getting any virgins then, JR, haha!"
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BigBadZ
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Post by BigBadZ on Jun 22, 2014 15:20:27 GMT -5
The after credits scene would have to Undertaker looking around at all the bodies he just destroyed and Big Show walks up to him, sweating profusely, carrying a motorcycle to tease the sequel.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jun 22, 2014 15:25:37 GMT -5
They could make a prequel, set during Desert Storm, with old school Taker, and call it Body Baghdad.
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 15:35:48 GMT -5
They could make a prequel, set during Desert Storm, with old school Taker, and call it Body Baghdad. This is even better than my idea. |
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Post by Injustice45 on Jun 22, 2014 15:48:50 GMT -5
The after credits scene would have to Undertaker looking around at all the bodies he just destroyed and Big Show walks up to him, sweating profusely, carrying a motorcycle to tease the sequel. Then, Big Show says, "Hey Taker, I made this snake neck tie and these lizard boots. You want 'em?" |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 22, 2014 15:53:07 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing Bikertaker getting taken out within the first 20-30 seconds by an IED?
And am I awful for thinking that and not being able to buy into any other part of this fantasy?
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 16:12:48 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing Bikertaker getting taken out within the first 20-30 seconds by an IED? And am I awful for thinking that and not being able to buy into any other part of this fantasy? Come on, it's Taker. Not possible. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 22, 2014 16:17:06 GMT -5
Am I the only one seeing Bikertaker getting taken out within the first 20-30 seconds by an IED? And am I awful for thinking that and not being able to buy into any other part of this fantasy? Come on, it's Taker. Not possible. Yeah, he'd just do a sit up and be fine  |
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 22, 2014 16:19:35 GMT -5
Come on, it's Taker. Not possible. Yeah, he'd just do a sit up and be fine USA is gonna be in trouble when the enemy unleashes the nuclear weapon known as BROCK LESNAR. |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jun 22, 2014 16:22:56 GMT -5
This needs to be a Command and Conquer Red Alert mod.
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jun 22, 2014 16:41:32 GMT -5
This needs to be a Command and Conquer Red Alert mod. I would literally never play anything else. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 22, 2014 16:51:38 GMT -5
They could make a prequel, set during Desert Storm, with old school Taker, and call it Body Baghdad. "Body Baghdad" sounds like the name of a really freaky porno. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jun 22, 2014 17:42:17 GMT -5
This needs to be a Command and Conquer Red Alert mod. I would literally never play anything else. why would you need to? |
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