H-Virus
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Post by H-Virus on Jun 28, 2014 9:58:23 GMT -5
...for the first time in over ten years. Here's just some of the commentary she had on what was going on:
On Bo Dallas: "That guy looks like he shouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of an elementary school."
On Dean Ambrose: "Is he supposed to be a cocaine addict or something?"
On Fandango: "I'll bet he doesn't even know how to dance a fandango."
On Bray Wyatt: "...What the Hell is he talking about?"
On Cameron's commentary: "She's going to go away after this match is over, right?"
On Stephanie McMahon: "Is she still married to that one guy?"
Also on Stephanie, after being thrown into the pool: "Oh she deserved that! She didn't even try to get away!"
On the Rosebuds: "Why do they keep talking about the rabbit? Do they not see the giant dancing hotdog standing right next to him?"
As an aside note: I love my mom.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 28, 2014 10:00:04 GMT -5
I'd rather listen to your mom's commentary than any present day WWE announcer.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 10:06:50 GMT -5
The Bunny uses backstage politics to stay in the Rosebud main event.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 10:27:44 GMT -5
...I hadn't even noticed the hotdog for weeks up until I read the final line of that post.
Wow. My mind is blown.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 28, 2014 11:18:33 GMT -5
Your mother sounds more interested and invested in the show than Lawler at this point.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jun 28, 2014 11:20:24 GMT -5
Here's my mom commentary any time she pops in and sees me watching wrestling.
"This is some gay shit."
EDIT: Although, no joke on nothing, my mom wants to bang Ezekiel Jackson.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 11:23:39 GMT -5
Here's my mom commentary any time she pops in and sees me watching wrestling. "This is some gay shit." Can I guess that your reaction was similar to your avatar?  |
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Post by Sparkybob on Jun 28, 2014 11:27:08 GMT -5
Here's my mom commentary any time she pops in and sees me watching wrestling.
"This is some gay shit."
EDIT: Although, no joke on nothing, my mom wants to bang Ezekiel Jackson.
They don't call him Big Zeke for nothing. |
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Post by Captain2 on Jun 28, 2014 11:27:58 GMT -5
EDIT: Although, no joke on nothing, my mom wants to bang Ezekiel Jackson. This here is what you call domination. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 11:44:20 GMT -5
EDIT: Although, no joke on nothing, my mom wants to bang Ezekiel Jackson. This here is what you call domination. I've seen the guy cook on youtube. I defy anyone not to fall asleep 30 seconds in while having sexy times with Zeke. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jun 28, 2014 13:13:50 GMT -5
I really thought that said something other than cook.
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Post by KobashiChop on Jun 28, 2014 14:43:56 GMT -5
We need more "My mom watched WWE with me" threads. These could be all-timers.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 28, 2014 22:47:57 GMT -5
My mom doesn't always say funny stuff during Raw or Smackdown, but she does comment on Total Divas
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 22:52:40 GMT -5
Last Monday was the first time in a long time that it was me, Mom and Pops watching Raw. She thought it was nice I have a crush on a "petite woman" like Layla.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2014 23:31:27 GMT -5
I got my mom to go to Raw last year. She was salty the whole time because she couldn't see anything. (She's 5'1 and we were ringside 5th row)
I did however get her to watch Bryan/Wyatt at the Royal Rumble because of how royally pissed off I was after the show ended and Bryan didn't win the Rumble. She got way invested during that match and was really disappointed when Bryan didn't win. She still asks me about him from time to time.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Jun 29, 2014 2:49:03 GMT -5
My mother is not a WWE fan. However, she has probably watched at least 3000 hours of WWE programming in her lifetime. She could probably school a lot of the members of this board.
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Post by slappy on Jun 29, 2014 2:58:09 GMT -5
I don't know the last time my grandma watched wrestling but she always asks me if "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan is still wrestling.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2014 2:58:37 GMT -5
This here is what you call domination. I've seen the guy cook on youtube. I defy anyone not to fall asleep 30 seconds in while having sexy times with Zeke. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jun 29, 2014 3:06:05 GMT -5
More people should get their moms to do commentary for wrestling segments. We could have a thread for it, and call them the "Mommentaries."  |
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 29, 2014 5:45:37 GMT -5
Seriously, keep this thread alive man, I think your Mom has all the makings of becoming an instant legend here with those remarks
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