King Ghidorah
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Post by King Ghidorah on Jun 30, 2014 6:51:18 GMT -5
Like, porn on It's own is pretty damn boring, and its typically It's the same stories over and over again. I thoughts for a new genre which tells multiple stories throughout. Example, This couple would be at the mall and would starting doing it on the escalator and when they get to the top, everyone behind them is complaining cause the way is blocked, and they have to wait. Passing comments would include shit like "Hey man, my movie starts in 15 minutes!" Etc.
Or this dude is ordering something at chik fila, and this chick starts giving him the business, the cashier just waits their as they do it, telling them they have to order something or leave.
Or one where a couple is doing it at a bar and the other guy in the bar is a crying drunk. So while they do it he watches and cries talking about how his wife left him.
Or one where it's a wedding, and this guy comes up and starts Smanging the bride. and she's really into it. but the groom is like "dude....come on man. this is weak dude...stop. we're trying to have a wedding here. why you gotta be like this man? come on....." and priest is just standing there all patient and shit.
Too many angles to approach man, I think I got the right plan here
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 7:27:10 GMT -5
They all sound like comedy films.
Someone call Seth Rogen, he'll make all of these.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jun 30, 2014 8:47:41 GMT -5
I keep thinking porn needs to branch into Infomercials.
WATCH HOW SHAMWOW HANDLES EVEN THE LARGEST BUKKAKE
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jun 30, 2014 11:34:22 GMT -5
I dunno. Japan has their weird stuff that you don't usually see on regular porn anyway. Or so I've heard from a friend.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 12:14:42 GMT -5
They all sound like comedy films. Someone call Seth Rogen, he'll make all of these. And they will all probably be funny.
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Post by Cela on Jun 30, 2014 12:19:12 GMT -5
How about one where the camera hangs out 5 minutes after they finish.
"So... want to get brunch?" "Yeah... I totally want to meet you family."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 12:24:14 GMT -5
How about one where the camera hangs out 5 minutes after they finish. "So... want to get brunch?" "Yeah... I totally want to meet you family." You just turned a great comedy into a horror movie in 2 minutes
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 30, 2014 15:10:38 GMT -5
Dirk and Chest had it right.
Just because it's a porno, doesn't mean the story and characters have to be superficial and shit.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 30, 2014 16:19:49 GMT -5
I dunno. Japan has their weird stuff that you don't usually see on regular porn anyway. Or so I've heard from a friend. As usual, Japan is ahead in certain things. First with making robots, and then with having sex with them.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2014 18:32:35 GMT -5
No bullshit I think those are hilarious ideas. The chik-fil-a one is hilarious. Going off of the multiple stories idea, maybe one of the couples watching people get busy on an escalator start getting frisky during their movie or something and just have it go from there. Maybe a whole movie of people watching others have sex in public and being inspired to do the same thing in another location.
I feel like I put way too much thought into that.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jun 30, 2014 21:39:09 GMT -5
My buddy and I wanted to open a place like The Exchange. New and used sex toys. You can try before you buy! Don't worry, we wipe them off after each use.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jul 1, 2014 10:31:39 GMT -5
My buddy and I wanted to open a place like The Exchange. New and used sex toys. You can try before you buy! Don't worry, we wipe them off after each use. Flavored sex toys are the wave of the future. And their my idea so nobody steal it.
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