What, no "Will Emma go to TNA" thread yet?

[Ragnal]

I'm just...I'm gonna do it anyway because I wrote this skit on Tumblr and thought I'd share it here.

Dixie Carter:Hello, Emma? Hi, this is Total Nonstop Action/Impact Wrestling calling.
Emma:Did you just say 'slash'?
Dixie Carter:Not important. Anyway, we just heard that WWE has, to put it lightly, terminated your contract with them.
Emma:Gosh, thanks for that...
Dixie Carter:But we here at TNA are looking for any new talent possible, so if you do need anywhere else to go-
Emma:I'm sorry, are you offering a job?
Dixie Carter:Yes, yes we are.
Emma:Can you hold on for a few minutes as I laugh into the phone while I think that over?
Dixie Carter:Uh, sure...?
Emma:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA. BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAAAAAAAAAA! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to decline your offer, but thank you anyway.
Dixie Carter:OH PLEEEEEEEASE SIGN WITH US! WE MIGHT NOT EVEN BE AROUND IN A FEW MONTHS! WE NEED STAR POWER AND YOU'RE THE NEXT BEST THING.
Emma:Shot yourself in the foot one time too many, girl. Not my fault. Bye.

But seriously, it wouldn't surprise me.

[Deleted]

She's got the stealing part down, she's ready for the KO's pay grade for sure.

[Tiger Millionaire]

No.

[Deleted]

You should be so embarrassed right now oh my god.

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

You jumped the gun,bro!

[Ragnal]

DID I EVER. >_<

WELL WHO SAW THAT COMING ANYWAY, HUH?

[The Summer of Muskrat XVII]

If there's any recently released talent I expect TNA to go after, it's Chael Sonnen. TNA once hired Pac-Man F***ing Jones while suspended from the NFL and connected to a shooting, hiring someone who just got busted for HGH wouldn't phase them at all. And Spike Execs apparently love the guy, so I could definitely see it happening.

[mrbananagrabber]

Damn, and Dixie Carter had just hired a striped robber outfit and "Swag" bag and everything.

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

She might have to steal if she goes to TNA.

[Ryushinku]

SWERVE

[thegame415]

WHAT'S MANNY DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!?

[Deleted]

Who cares about her?

[________ has left the building]

Jul 2, 2014 18:19:33 GMT -5 The Summer of Muskrat XVII said:

If there's any recently released talent I expect TNA to go after, it's Chael Sonnen. TNA once hired Pac-Man F***ing Jones while suspended from the NFL and connected to a shooting, hiring someone who just got busted for HGH wouldn't phase them at all. And Spike Execs apparently love the guy, so I could definitely see it happening.

Plus TNA doesn't do drug testing. Take as much drugs as you like as long as you share.

[CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing]

Jul 2, 2014 18:19:33 GMT -5 The Summer of Muskrat XVII said:

If there's any recently released talent I expect TNA to go after, it's Chael Sonnen. TNA once hired Pac-Man F***ing Jones while suspended from the NFL and connected to a shooting, hiring someone who just got busted for HGH wouldn't phase them at all. And Spike Execs apparently love the guy, so I could definitely see it happening.

You know, I thought seeing Chael Sonnen in a WWE ring would be a sure thing but with his failed drug tests and Punk being gone, I don't see the WWE as a likely option for him anymore. Now I could see TNA trying to make a play for him, he's a good talker and is much more of a name than someone like King Mo.