RVD is a young man. So says Lawler.

[BigJerichool222]

But is he as young as Carlos Colon?

[Drillbit Taylor]

Jul 8, 2014 0:11:54 GMT -5 BigJerichool222 said:

But is he as young as Carlos Colon?

Funny thing is, RVD is only 2 years younger than Colon was in 1993.

[Chris the Bambikiller]

Um, he's not allowed to call a guy 21 years younger than himself a "young man"?

[Deleted]

You'd figure Lawler would know what the word "young" means given his track record but I guess not.

[Mozenrath]

He just wants him to know there's no need to feel down. Young man, pick yourself off the ground.

[celticjobber]

To Lawler, any man younger than 50 is "young". While any woman over 30 is "old".

[BigJerichool222]

Jul 8, 2014 2:05:47 GMT -5 Chris the Bambikiller said:

Um, he's not allowed to call a guy 21 years younger than himself a "young man"?

RVD is in his 40s.

He is not a young man, no matter how much older Lawler is.

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Jul 8, 2014 2:28:11 GMT -5 celticjobber said:

To Lawler, any man younger than 50 is "young". While any woman over 20 is "old".

Fixed

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

For a second I thought the thread title was, "Renee Young is a man."

I am disappoint.

[Mozenrath]

Jul 8, 2014 2:41:03 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

For a second I thought the thread title was, "Renee Young is a man."

I am disappoint.

She is. Why do you think we never see her and Darren Young in the same place?

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Jul 8, 2014 2:41:03 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

For a second I thought the thread title was, "Renee Young is a man."

I am disappoint.

Give it time, FAN won't let you down.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Jul 8, 2014 2:33:27 GMT -5 Futureraven: Beelzebruv said:

Jul 8, 2014 2:28:11 GMT -5 celticjobber said:

To Lawler, any man younger than 50 is "young". While any woman over 18 is "old".

Fixed

Fixed

[Futureraven: Beelzebruv]

Jul 8, 2014 8:45:00 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

Jul 8, 2014 2:33:27 GMT -5 Futureraven: Beelzebruv said:

Fixed

Fixed

Sorry, I got it wrong, the actual line is:

To Lawler, any man younger than 65 is "young". While any woman over 18 is "old".

[Bub (BLM)]

I HATE it when Lawler referrs to the wrestlers as "young man". It's so patronizing, like the way adults talk down to you when you're a kid. It just makes me feel like they aren't being tsken seriously.

[Deleted]

Anyone who has long hair and was popular in 2005-2007 is a young man to Lawler.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Jul 8, 2014 8:31:47 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Jul 8, 2014 2:41:03 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

For a second I thought the thread title was, "Renee Young is a man."

I am disappoint.

She is. Why do you think we never see her and Darren Young in the same place?

Segregation?

[gr1990]

This thread has made me realise that you can fit Paige's entire lifetime in the age-gap between Jerry Lawler and one of the oldest fully-active wrestlers on the roster (RVD). That just further underscores the creepiness of Jerry ogling her the other week :S

[Deleted]

The King is so old he has a copy of the Bible autographed by Moses.[/tables turned]

[gr1990]

Jul 8, 2014 16:02:01 GMT -5 @akeem said:

The King is so old he has a copy of the Bible autographed by Moses.[/tables turned]

'Oh yeah? Well, next week... maybe YOU'LL have a copy of the Bible autographed by Moses!'

[Lazy peon]

Jul 8, 2014 16:14:25 GMT -5 gr1990 said:

Jul 8, 2014 16:02:01 GMT -5 @akeem said:

The King is so old he has a copy of the Bible autographed by Moses.[/tables turned]

'Oh yeah? Well, next week... maybe YOU'LL have a copy of the Bible autographed by Moses!'

[/tables double turned]