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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Jul 11, 2014 16:19:33 GMT -5
going to play pub golf tomorrow. that's 9 beers at 9 different bars that i have to finish in as few sips as possible. please give me drinking advice
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Jul 11, 2014 16:28:36 GMT -5
Chug Chug Chug Chug
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 16:29:08 GMT -5
Make sure you're hydrated and have eaten a ton of carbs before going out, same as any heavy drinking evening.
Don't chug 'til you choke, if you're being forced to have a different beer each time sip to get the taste of every beer first (so if you get something you hate you can chug it fast to be done), have longer/lesser chugs from the beers you like the taste of. Treat it like cardio in drinking form.
And peanuts and crisps will keep you alive through it all, if anyone's offering, take some, if people aren't, get some for yourself.
If you hate beer then may god have mercy on your soul.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Jul 11, 2014 16:30:42 GMT -5
good thing i love beer
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 16:32:13 GMT -5
Then you shall be fine, sire, water in the day, proper carbs, then your late afternoon/evening/night will be wonderful. Well maybe, if not wonderful, at least interesting. |
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Jul 11, 2014 16:33:33 GMT -5
my liver sends it's regards
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 22:30:19 GMT -5
My only advice to give you is that you literally have to be me. Good luck
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 22:41:36 GMT -5
Ask for a handicap
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Post by suave on Jul 11, 2014 22:47:34 GMT -5
Get someone who can inject adrenaline into you if you pass out, Pulp Fiction style. It likely doesn't make medical sense, but screw it, it would look cool.
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Post by RIHT on Jul 11, 2014 23:44:24 GMT -5
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 12, 2014 2:46:46 GMT -5
When it comes to sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2014 3:11:47 GMT -5
I will tell you this as a former soldier/alcoholic that strived on the last beer standing...Dont taste a thing...wet your pallet if you want to drink...and make sure you drink water after ever few beers or mixed drinks...I have went to IRAQ and rehab...hell of a combo...
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jul 12, 2014 10:19:49 GMT -5
I usually alternate between Booze, water and coke if I'm in for the long haul. Or just Booze and water if it's the medium haul.
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