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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jul 20, 2014 0:26:44 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg occasionally nicks part of his neck with his razor when shaving, but most of the time he is able to shave his face without incident.
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 20, 2014 4:59:49 GMT -5
The universe does not revolve around Steve Guttenberg. Steve Guttenberg lives on a planet that revolves around a large star.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 20, 2014 5:34:08 GMT -5
Steven Guttenberg has the ability to create ice cream from his mere thoughts. But he chooses to purchase it instead, so that the companies always have his business.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on Jul 20, 2014 6:00:48 GMT -5
Steve's favorite dinner: Steamed boneless skinless chicken breast, white rice, a simple salad and a nice tall glass of tap water.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 20, 2014 6:03:15 GMT -5
Steve's favorite dinner: Steamed boneless skinless chicken breast, white rice, a simple salad and a nice tall glass of tap water. Sometimes with a low-fat yogurt for a dessert.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 20, 2014 6:10:35 GMT -5
Steve's favorite dinner: Steamed boneless skinless chicken breast, white rice, a simple salad and a nice tall glass of tap water. Sometimes with a low-fat yogurt for a dessert. Only on Christmas & Birthdays
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 20, 2014 6:24:41 GMT -5
One time, Steve Guttenberg ate some cookies before his dinner. He felt guilty about it for the rest of the week.
Steve Guttenberg enjoys masturbating, but he does not share this with his friends because he doesn't think that this is something they would like to know.
When Steve Guttenberg sends in his taxes, he sends the appropriate amount of money he was supposed to pay. Steve Guttenberg has yet to be in trouble with the IRS.
An anonymous fan sent Steve Guttenberg the list of facts as a joke. He chuckled, nervously, and then went to the local convenience store for a slurpy.
Steve Guttenberg thinks it is very important to wear comfortable socks. (I now wanna see Steve Guttenberg PSA's on TV about the importance of taking care of your feet)
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 21, 2014 13:33:19 GMT -5
They once made Steve Guttenberg toilet paper. It was nice and absorbant, but it didnt sell very well.
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Post by metylerca on Jul 21, 2014 15:56:55 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg is a big hit at kareokes not because of his singing abilities, but simply because he has starred in movies.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 21, 2014 16:15:26 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg enjoyed the Star Wars films, but didn't understand what all the fuss was about.
Steve Guttenberg once ate a Twinkie in a movie. He liked it, but he did say that he prefers Devil Dogs.
Steve Guttenberg is the one responsible for Leslie Easterbrook's wet t-shirt scene in Police Academy 4. Though he realizes the movie was rated PG, he wanted a going away present since he planned not to do anymore Police Academy movies. To this day, he regrets his idea. The cast jumping in after her was NOT scripted and she almost drowned trying to swim away as a result.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 21, 2014 17:12:18 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg once thought about prank calling GW Bailey at home but changed his mind when he realized he might be interrupting dinner with his kids
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Jul 21, 2014 17:59:50 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg is the Lord of the Anal Rings
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Post by Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic on Jul 21, 2014 19:52:08 GMT -5
Someone once tried to break into Steve Guttenberg's house. Steve reported this to the police, and the burglar was soon arrested without incident.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jul 22, 2014 2:23:59 GMT -5
-Steve Guttenberg always remembers to put the toilet seat down.
-Steve Guttenberg is happy for David Hasselhoff's success in Germany.
-Steve Guttenberg always keeps his house at a comfortable 72 degrees.
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Post by Grennel on Jul 22, 2014 2:37:29 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg had sex with my daughter and killed my son. He took a shit on the Persian rug and wiped his arse on the curtain (just shaking things up FAN).
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Post by Glitch on Jul 23, 2014 4:35:23 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg can beat up Chuck Norris. But he doesn't do so because such senseless violence accomplishes nothing.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 23, 2014 8:23:02 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg once thought he saw John C. Reilly at Costco, but it was just a man who bore a passing resemblance to him. Luckily, he realized this before getting too close, and he did not disturb his shopping experience, avoiding an awkward conversation. He treated himself to a Nutrigrain Bar.
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Post by Scooterdust on Jul 23, 2014 9:02:33 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg strongly dislikes mustard.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jul 23, 2014 9:12:54 GMT -5
Steve Guttenberg is Grebnettug Evets backwards.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jul 23, 2014 10:23:54 GMT -5
I heard Steve Guttenburg went to a restaurant once, ate a nice meal and left a healthy tip. The restaruant is still in business.
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