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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 23:39:28 GMT -5
Imagine if all/most porn films (not counting parodies) was just one giant cinematic universe. That universe would be scary to live in for sure
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 23:44:04 GMT -5
No way would I ever order a pizza.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 23, 2014 23:44:43 GMT -5
The economy would be the oddest thing. No one has currency; they never passed beyond a crude barter system for goods and services, medical care, education.. anything really.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jul 23, 2014 23:45:36 GMT -5
Why would he be terrifying?
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 23, 2014 23:46:31 GMT -5
Lemon trees would have to be on lockdown at all times.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 23, 2014 23:48:30 GMT -5
On the upshot, infidelity not only wouldn't be a huge problem, it would immediately lead to experimentation with no discussion beforehand.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 23, 2014 23:49:30 GMT -5
On the upshot, infidelity not only wouldn't be a huge problem, it would immediately lead to experimentation with no discussion beforehand. Porn is basically like a musical: the song kicks in, and everyone already knows their moves.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jul 23, 2014 23:50:30 GMT -5
Those asexual people would be like lepers, outcasts in a society they never asked to be part of.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jul 23, 2014 23:54:35 GMT -5
Those asexual people would be like lepers, outcasts in a society they never asked to be part of. Except the lepers would also be having sex, cuz there's some really weird shit in porn.
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Post by Malcolm on Jul 23, 2014 23:56:05 GMT -5
If every porn film existed in one big universe, does this mean that there are a bunch of women that look exactly like, say, Lisa Ann, and etc.? Because that would be pretty weird. Arousing, but weird.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2014 23:56:08 GMT -5
The parodyverse would be great...saved by the bell would never be the same again.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Jul 24, 2014 0:13:01 GMT -5
think about being a janitor in that universe. i mean the mop pole would be like ten feet long or something.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2014 1:17:59 GMT -5
Everyone would have the same damn couch.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jul 24, 2014 1:41:11 GMT -5
As a virgin, that would be ****ing terrifying.
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Post by Cela on Jul 24, 2014 1:41:59 GMT -5
It would be a golden age of medicine. All illnesses solved by having sex with the patient.
Unfortunately, premature aging would run rampant, as well as symptoms of meth or drug use rising.
Furthermore, there would be a massive outnumbering of women by men by a ratio of 100-1.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jul 24, 2014 1:49:19 GMT -5
If that was the case I would be worried if my missus had to call a plumber.
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Post by 4TheGlory on Jul 24, 2014 1:56:26 GMT -5
Everyone would be walking around with huge boners. No one is ever flaccid in porn.
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Post by crashmatsbazz on Jul 24, 2014 2:09:48 GMT -5
nobody would be allowed to own pets. Children would have to be taken away from you at birth and kept in special space ship circling the earth waiting til they were 16 or 18 depending on where you were born. The elderly would have to be dealt with Logan Run style.
Homophobia & Racism would almost disappear though!
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Post by Ryushinku on Jul 24, 2014 2:53:34 GMT -5
On the plus side, your cardio would be through the roof.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 24, 2014 3:10:17 GMT -5
Everyone would be walking around with huge boners. No one is ever flaccid in porn. Unless you're Ron Jeremy.
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