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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Jun 10, 2006 19:55:16 GMT -5
I was just thinking after listening to My Sharona, there have been quite a few songs who if sung by R.Kelly would be WAY bad.
Does Your Mother Know and even my favorite song ever Come On Eileen (tied for 1st w/Our House) are examples of just icky guys all over. Any other chart toppers?
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Post by gsguy on Jun 10, 2006 19:55:47 GMT -5
Hot child in the city is the winner hands down.
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Post by therob on Jun 10, 2006 20:15:00 GMT -5
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jun 10, 2006 20:21:32 GMT -5
DZK: What's your age again?
simple as that.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Jun 10, 2006 20:22:09 GMT -5
When patrick stewart sang it on American dad it was the funniest thing that show ever did. |
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Post by jfbop37 on Jun 10, 2006 20:27:17 GMT -5
Although not a chart topper, "Cousin Dupree" by Steely Dan is pretty disgusting.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jun 10, 2006 20:29:28 GMT -5
Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap.
That song is just plain wrong.
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Post by mo on Jun 10, 2006 20:30:55 GMT -5
Wasn't "Runaway" by Bon Jovi a pedophile song??? If so, put that as mine because I just don't like that song, if not, then i don't know
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jun 10, 2006 20:39:54 GMT -5
Seventeen, by whatever lame hair band did it.
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Post by mo on Jun 10, 2006 20:41:50 GMT -5
Seventeen, by whatever lame hair band did it. Winger, yeah they were lame, but hilarious |
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Post by alanguitar1 on Jun 10, 2006 23:32:57 GMT -5
was funny, winger re-united for the poison/cinderella tour, and the next year, reb beach had joined whitesnake, so their opening act? kip winger acoustic by himself.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jun 10, 2006 23:41:13 GMT -5
Girl You'll be a Woman Soon- Neil Diamond, hands down end of the contest it's the creepiest song ever. I mean it's friggin Neil Diamond talking about taking some girls virginity.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 10, 2006 23:43:52 GMT -5
DZK: What's your age again? simple as that. Actually, isn't that one about a girl telling a guy to act his age and not be a dink? Patrick Stewart on American Dad singing Oingo Boingo was too funny to believe. I've always found "Cradle of Love" to be a shade creepy. |
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 10, 2006 23:44:32 GMT -5
In response to a title, should a "Best Pedophile song ever" even exist?
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Post by jfbop37 on Jun 10, 2006 23:49:25 GMT -5
Catholic Girls - Frank Zappa
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jun 11, 2006 1:13:46 GMT -5
Some Stern Fan - I'm A Pedophile (It's a flat out parody of Staind's "It's Been Awhile", so it kinda doesn't count  ) |
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Post by Alucard on Jun 11, 2006 1:32:14 GMT -5
Girl You'll be a Woman Soon- Neil Diamond, hands down end of the contest it's the creepiest song ever. I mean it's friggin Neil Diamond talking about taking some girls virginity. It makes me think of Pulp Fiction. So it's O.K. with me. |
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Jun 11, 2006 2:22:04 GMT -5
In response to a title, should a "Best Pedophile song ever" even exist? Wow. You have a very.... interesting sig. |
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Post by grapejellydoesit on Jun 11, 2006 2:53:58 GMT -5
The Kinks had one on Give the People What They Want......can't remember the name for the life of me though.
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Post by The OP on Jun 11, 2006 3:15:07 GMT -5
Chuck Berry's "Memphis"
last line:
'Murie is only six years old, in Memphis, Tennessee'.
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