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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 8:25:28 GMT -5
The Kinks had one on Give the People What They Want......can't remember the name for the life of me though. I can't think of the name of it... unless it's "A Well Respected Man" which isn't on GTPWTW. "And he adores the girl next door, cause hes dying to get at her,"
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Jun 11, 2006 17:02:54 GMT -5
Chuck Berry's "Memphis" last line: 'Murie is only six years old, in Memphis, Tennessee'. Actually TBAD, I think the song is about a man getting a call from his daughter who his ex doesn't want him to see
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jun 11, 2006 17:05:54 GMT -5
Speaking of R. Kelly, anyone ever hear his "Piss On You'' song
Simply put: masterpiece
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Post by Leather H, the Poster Killer on Jun 11, 2006 17:10:02 GMT -5
Don't Stand So Close to Me by The Police.
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Post by Glitch on Jun 11, 2006 17:46:43 GMT -5
Even though it's got a good beat, I'll say "Panty shot" by Mindless Self Indulgance.The words "five year old panty shot" are repeated over and over again.
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Post by shiranui on Jun 11, 2006 17:53:29 GMT -5
"Christine Sixteen" by KISS is a bit creepy, as it primarily consists of Gene Simmons lusting over a sixteen-year-old school girl.
"I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, But when I saw you comin' out of school that day... That day I knew, I KNEW, I've got to have you - I've got to have you!"
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 18:14:57 GMT -5
Yeah, that one is pretty high on the creepola scale.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 11, 2006 18:43:32 GMT -5
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned "Girls' School" by Britny Fox. It even made VH1's most awesomely bad songs list because of it's implications.
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Post by jpinkston57 on Jun 11, 2006 19:01:53 GMT -5
In response to a title, should a "Best Pedophile song ever" even exist? Wow. You have a very.... interesting sig. Uh...thanks?
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Post by TsfNugeFan on Jun 11, 2006 19:47:54 GMT -5
What about Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle?
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 11, 2006 20:24:20 GMT -5
What about Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle? Isn't that a song about kissing your daughter goodnight?
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Post by alanguitar1 on Jun 11, 2006 23:42:43 GMT -5
"Christine Sixteen" by KISS is a bit creepy, as it primarily consists of Gene Simmons lusting over a sixteen-year-old school girl. "I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, But when I saw you comin' out of school that day... That day I knew, I KNEW, I've got to have you - I've got to have you!" that whole song is like that (the beat/guitar parts are good though ) the "she's been around, but she's young and clean" part also, in 'going blind' he sings "i'm 93, you're sixteee-eee-eee-een" it's pretty funny too cause paul write in the past tense "i was 17, you were just a dream..." and gene writes in the present tense, like he's doing it right now, lol.
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Post by mo on Jun 11, 2006 23:57:55 GMT -5
What about Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle? Isn't that a song about kissing your daughter goodnight? yeah, something like that, man I hated that song
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Post by Mad Johnny Maxx on Jun 12, 2006 0:05:29 GMT -5
All these ideas and yet no one thought of "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)" by Michael Jackson on the "Thriller" album.
God knows after all we've had to endure from him over the last 10+ years, hearing that song now would make someone cringe.
And since I'm guessing that not very many people listen to country music...but I'll add this one.
"Strawberry Wine" by Deana Carter. At least in my eyes, 17 is jailbait...especially when being deflowered by a guy in college. And to think that song was a hit.
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