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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Jun 11, 2006 14:33:11 GMT -5
I would like to fly kongadave in to do a toast. He could raise his wine glass and say, "It's still real to me,damnit!!" while bursting into tears. It wouldn't really fit into the proceedings and I would be the only person who gets it,but I think it would be worth it. Do you all agree? And if you were/are kongadave would you do it if your expenses were paid for?
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 14:38:41 GMT -5
If KongaDave is doing a toast at your wedding, I want Dennis Stamp to be my best man!
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jun 11, 2006 14:45:23 GMT -5
And get Sheiky to give a speech and make a toast to the happy couple.
-Kelly
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Jun 11, 2006 14:47:06 GMT -5
If KongaDave is doing a toast at your wedding, I want Dennis Stamp to be my best man! All you have to do is book him. He is waiting by the phone. |
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Post by tigermask on Jun 11, 2006 14:48:09 GMT -5
I'm scared that if I ask him he'll tell me he has other arrangments.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jun 11, 2006 15:07:13 GMT -5
Major Tom-Dennis I really want you to be there.
Stamp-But Im not booked Tom
Major tom-But Im letting you come. You can do a toast
Stamp-No Im not booked Tom
Major Tom-Please Do this for me ill let you do a toast and be best man
Stamp-I have plans
Major Tom-This might be my only time to get married
Stamp-But Im not Booked Tom
Yea.....I was bored
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2006 15:10:01 GMT -5
And get Sheiky to give a speech and make a toast to the happy couple. -Kelly I want to thank you, Mr. Otm Shank for inviting me here today. But you need to know, your wife is a no good lahsbian cause she no want to have the sex with The Iron Sheik ehhh ehhh ehh and she don't want my medicine. What's wrong with my medicne... you no like me? Are you Rosie...what was her name again? Rosie O'Donnell or Allen Generis... I just want to have a little beer, little medicine... and eeeh eeeh eeh SEX.. but that no good lahsbian, she no want Sheikybaby and she break my heart. Worse than that Hollwood blonde gold diggin enchanted person Hulk Hogan and that *** jehbroni Nikolai!!! *HACK PTOOEY* |
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 11, 2006 15:11:21 GMT -5
And get Sheiky to give a speech and make a toast to the happy couple. -Kelly That husband! He's a punk he's a f**! He's worse than Michael Jord...err.. Jackson! I'll beat him up, brek his back, put him in the Kimmel clutch, F*** 'im in de ass & mek him humble! Humble like in old country! Apart from that wedding is good! |
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Post by samachine on Jun 11, 2006 15:19:48 GMT -5
"If anyone objects to this wedding, please speak now"
From the far back
"I DONT KNOW!"
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Jun 11, 2006 15:22:30 GMT -5
Major Tom-Dennis I really want you to be there. Stamp-But Im not booked Tom Major tom-But Im letting you come. You can do a toast Stamp-No Im not booked Tom Major Tom-Please Do this for me ill let you do a toast and be best man Stamp-I have plans Major Tom-This might be my only time to get married Stamp-But Im not Booked Tom Yea.....I was bored maybe it's because I've had a few beers, but that made me laugh much more than it should have. The Sheik replies are great too. |
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Post by kongadave aka Dave Wills on Jun 12, 2006 0:27:13 GMT -5
LOL! I would have to hand the mike to the SHIEK...
He's a PROFESSIONAL.. OTHER VUZ VUZ VUZ VUZ !!
And I would let him do it for GOD and JESUS and MR. MCMAHON!!
DW
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 12, 2006 0:37:14 GMT -5
My future wedding vow will be as follows:
What kind of disgusting, despli....despicable *sigh* lack of respect does this fatherwhatshisname show, marrying me and you in this church in holy alimony.....ceremony? What is it? I don't even know what it's called! What's it called?!
HOLY MATRIMONY!?
Can I even afford to pay for a house for both of us?
I DON'T KNOOOOW!
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 12, 2006 8:47:47 GMT -5
if i got married and they asked if i say i do id say I DON"T KNOOOW! and then I'd take my wife to a hotel and humble her  |
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jun 12, 2006 9:02:59 GMT -5
My future wedding vow will be as follows: What kind of disgusting, despli....despicable *sigh* lack of respect does this fatherwhatshisname show, marrying me and you in this church in holy alimony.....ceremony? What is it? I don't even know what it's called! What's it called?! HOLY MATRIMONY!? Can I even afford to pay for a house for both of us? I DON'T KNOOOOW! I am crying so hard with laughter right now. It's even funnier cause only the fans like us will have that reaction and everyone else will be like, "Huh?? what??" Confusing people is fun. -Kelly |
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