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Post by Candyman's surprise on Jun 11, 2006 0:59:01 GMT -5
I'm no prize pig myself (although I played wilbur the pig in a play once) but I haven't let that stop me from hooking up with women. If a girl likes to laugh, you mkae her laugh. If she likes to talk about herself, you listen. If she is in prison, you help her escape. I'm afraid I've said too much
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jun 11, 2006 1:04:49 GMT -5
ummmmmmmm
Yeah what she said...
except for the possible stalking parts...
I think....
Not sure exactly what I read, but there may have been stalking in there.
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jzbadblood
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Post by jzbadblood on Jun 11, 2006 1:14:56 GMT -5
There are worse ways to spend your time.
Btw, narniah, is that guy you're talking about John Cena? Whoever it is, we need to know so we can warn him.
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Erik Majorwitz
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I don't have a PS3.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Jun 11, 2006 1:55:21 GMT -5
Ya gotta buzz it, providing you've got a good head shape for shaving. I'm not total ginger, I'm in the "daywalker" camp, so my red locks can grow out long and flowing. But I still shave it. The girls can't keep they hands off that rough n' tough Irish Red fuzz. There's your free tip o' the day. No way, dude. I lost a bet last year over baseball (who would win the AL Central), and had to shave it all off. HORRIBLE look. I like my hair. Heck, I get in trouble for it being "out of regulations". But, the point is, I am NEVER shaving my head bald. I'd rather have a bad comb over than be shaven bald... Bald worked for Kurt Angle. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2006 6:13:41 GMT -5
Not true. Redheads are sexy. I've been saying this for years!...........Doesn't seem to translate into the outside world though ;D
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Post by MOH [Still ''Le Sighing''] on Jun 11, 2006 6:25:40 GMT -5
Well you have the ''special gift'' of ginger pubes.
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Post by westendriot on Jun 11, 2006 6:49:22 GMT -5
I only have one woman in my life, and that's all I need. I've never ever went out of my way to talk to women, nor have I ever felt attractive.
But now I have a wonderful woman in my life who will love me and think I'm perfect no matter what and I feel the same about her.
That's all you need. You can't change how you look, and believe me, no matter what you hear, personality is VERY important, not just looks. If I were talking to a woman simply because of looks, I wouldn't want to date her, because she'd be a minless, shallow idiot.
I know this may sound ridiculous, but being "beautiful" (whatever that may be, since we all have different opinions) can be as hard as being "ugly" (again whatever that may be). It depends on the person. There are a LOT of "beautiful" people who can't get dates too.
Easier said than done there. Believe me. If you don't like yourself, and do not like what you see every day, you will not like yourself. I will never like myself, as a lot of people feel every day.
I mean, really is there one person on this planet that can truly say, "I'm perfect"
...and cue my post being quoted with, "I'm perfect", or "Mr. Perfect" added on.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 11, 2006 7:49:53 GMT -5
I feel your pain.
I've been called ugly myself..
But who gives a crap?
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 11, 2006 8:02:55 GMT -5
I totally agree. Try acting like a cocky ass for a while, thinking you're better than everyone else. Seriously, nothing is better for your own appearance. I absolutely concur. A bit of a swagger in your step, looking at people around as if they're beneath you; these tactics actually helped me to land women on two non-consecutive occassions (& I don't try to land women very often, I think I've tried, like, thrice). Of course when they found out I wasn't actually an A**hole everything went to hell.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 8:11:18 GMT -5
I know it's a tall order, but don't stress out about this "ugly/beautiful" thing. Women aren't looking for a male model to date. (The smart ones aren't, anyway.) They like men with something to them beyond their mug. And believe me, for every type of guy, there's a woman who's into them.
*launches into Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" with moderate success*
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Post by maxx420 on Jun 11, 2006 8:14:50 GMT -5
I know it's a tall order, but don't stress out about this "ugly/beautiful" thing. Women aren't looking for a male model to date. (The smart ones aren't, anyway.) They like men with something to them beyond their mug. And believe me, for every type of guy, there's a woman who's into them. *launches into Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful" with moderate success* This, too, is true. If the internet has taught me anything (& it hasn't), it's that there is a market for everything & everyone; including ugly ginger gits with an IQ less then their shoesize (sorry, ex-girlfriend left me for an ugly ginger git who'd have to smarten up in order to be an idiot).
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 11, 2006 8:15:35 GMT -5
Just be a freind and be content with that..because sooner or later one of those friends are going to see something more..andthose relationships are the best kind anyway. I've been there, trust me.
Also..it helps when you finally do make sweet sweet love you always make sure she "finishes first."
Works for me.
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 8:27:48 GMT -5
And I just looked in the picture thread. Women around our man random need to open their eyes. He's adorable.
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jun 11, 2006 8:29:59 GMT -5
hey man i know how you feel
I'm in the same boat
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 11, 2006 8:30:09 GMT -5
Damn...I'm giving advice to a fake ugly person?
Poseur!
Membership in my ugly dude support group is not to be taken lightly!
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 8:52:42 GMT -5
The irony being you're all cute as buttons, right?
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jun 11, 2006 8:56:41 GMT -5
The irony being you're all cute as buttons, right? A button that someone dropped in a septic tank maybe.
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jun 11, 2006 8:58:22 GMT -5
me cute naaahhhh
hideus yes
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Post by amsiraK on Jun 11, 2006 8:58:32 GMT -5
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 11, 2006 9:02:44 GMT -5
I'll just take the compliment and be happy, thank you Kar.
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