Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2014 23:06:58 GMT -5
Another season finished and another voteoff completed. The episode chosen by the FAN as the Best Season 16 Episode is...Midnight Rx!
And now we go on to Season 17. This season sees the Van Houtens getting back together, Homer running for mayor, the return of Sideshow Bob, the power plant getting moved to India, creationism triumphing over evolution in school, and much more. As always, up to 5 votes can be casted and only 1 week to do them in (although, given the recent trend, an extra 3 days might be needed).
The Bonfire of the Manatees
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bonfire_of_the_Manatees
When Homer falls for a football betting scam and owes money to Fat Tony, Fat Tony decides to let Homer pay off the debt by letting him shoot a porno film in the house. When Marge finds out, she drives off, and while she is calling Homer, the phone booth she is in is attacked by a manatee, which is driven off by a marine biologist specializing in them (right down to his "I Love Manateess" tattoo). Marge becomes fascinated by the manatees, which doesn't escape Homer's notice, so when a pack of them are attacked by jet-skiiers, it's up to Homer to save the day, the manatees, and then himself.
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Girl_Who_Slept_Too_Little
When a new stamp museum is going to be opened behind the Simpson house, the Simpsons protest its construction to the point where it is moved to the site of the Springfield Cemetery, and the cemetery is moved to behind the Simpson house. Lisa is afraid of the things she sees, and Homer and Marge are afraid that if Lisa keeps sleeping with them, they'll go crazy, but while Homer and Marge ask a psychologist for help, Lisa has her own solution: if she can spend the night in the cemetery, she can overcome her fear.
Milhouse of Sand and Fog
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Milhouse_of_Sand_and_Fog
When Maggie comes down with the chicken pox, Homer actually takes some advice from Flanders and holds a "pox party" so his friends could have their kids infected. After one too many Marge-aritas, Kirk and Luanne van Houten decide to get back together. However, Milhouse realizes they're too interested in each other and not interested in him, so he tries to breaks them up by planting a bra in his parents' bedroom. One problem: Luanne discovers it's Marge's bra, which leads to Homer and Marge breaking up yet again...
Treehouse of Horror XVI
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVI
In "B.I. Bartificial Intelligence" Bart lapses into a coma, Homer and Marge replace him with a robot boy. Homer competes in "The World Series of Manhunter" with Mr. Burns hunting him, and Terry Bradshaw as the host in "Survival of the Fattest". A witch casts a spell at a Halloween costume party, turning everyone into what their costume is in "I've Grown a Costume on Your Face".
Marge's Son Poisoning
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Marge%27s_Son_Poisoning
Marge buys a tandem bicycle because she thinks Homer will ride with her, but when she ends up trying to ride it on her own (and failing miserably), Bart decides to ride with her. When the teahouse they go to (Marge for the tea, Bart for the cakes) closes, Bart turns his treehouse into a teahouse, but when others call him a mama's boy, he suddenly turns on Marge. Meanwhile, Homer buys a dumbbell from a strongman and, after lifting a pinball machine with one arm, Moe gets Homer involved in competitive arm wrestling.
See Homer Run
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/See_Homer_Run
Homer becomes the Springfield Elementary School's "safety salamander" to make an amend to stop Lisa's frustrations against men. After he saves many drivers from a multiple car crash, Homer runs for mayor.
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_of_the_Red_Hat_Mamas
Homer ruins Marge's chance to make friends and, just when she thinks she will never have friends, a woman called Tammy offers her to join a group called "The Cheery Red Tomatoes".
The Italian Bob
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Italian_Bob
Mr. Burns's Stutz Bearcat finally breaks down, so he decides to buy a new Italian sports car, and asks Homer to pick it up for him. The Simpsons go to Italy but end up in a small town where the residents aren't aware of the criminal past of their new mayor - Sideshow Bob, who is now married and has a son. Marge quickly finds out what "vendetta" means in English.
Simpson Christmas Stories
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Simpson_Christmas_Stories
It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: "The First (Annoyed Grunt)-El" when Reverend Lovejoy can't make it to church to deliver the Christmas sermon because of a train wreck (a model train wreck, that is), he asks Ned to deliver it, but when Ned gets a paper cut, it becomes The Gospel According to Homer, with Marge as Mary and Bart as Jebus Jesus. "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus" - in a World War II flashback, Grampa and Mr. Burns end up stuck on a deserted island where Burns shoots down Santa Claus. "The Nutcracker...Sweet" - to the music of Tchaikovsky's ballet, everyone prepares for Christmas in their usual way, including Moe trying to kill himself and Homer forgetting to buy Marge a present.
Homer's Paternity Coot
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer%27s_Paternity_Coot
After a frozen mailman from the 60s is discovered, all the letters he was carrying are delivered to their destinations, including one for Mona Simpson from a man telling her about their son, which suggests Abraham could not be Homer's father. Homer goes to find his true father, someone called Mason Fairbanks.
We're on the Road to D'oh-where
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/We%27re_on_the_Road_to_D%27oh-where
When Bart finds the key to the school's steam tunnels and ruins the school with steam, Principal Skinner sends him to a camp in Oregon, but when Homer discovers Bart is on the no-fly list, he has to drive him there; while they are gone, Marge and Lisa have a yard sale, only to discover that the big seller is Homer's expired pain pills. Marge is then arrested by Chief Wiggum and puts her in jail.
My Fair Laddy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/My_Fair_Laddy
Springfield Elementary School has a new gym teacher, Coach Krupt, who plays a game called Bombardment, which consists solely of Krupt knocking the students over with dodgeballs. When an errant solid-ice dodgeball which Bart made to get back at Krupt destroys Groundskeeper Willie's shack and leaves him homeless, the Simpsons take him in. Lisa decides to make Willie over into a proper gentleman as a project for the school science fair.
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seemingly_Never-Ending_Story
On a family outing inside a cave, Homer causes a stalactite to crash into the ground, and he ends up stuck in the hole; while Marge, Bart, and Maggie look for a way out, Lisa stays behind and tells Homer a story about how she was chased by a ram and ended up in Mr. Burns's attic...where he tells the story of how he loses everything to the rich Texan and has to work his way back up from the bottom, starting at Moe's...where he discovers Moe's story of how he met the perfect woman - Mrs. Krabappel - but the only way he could afford to start a new life with her is to steal a bag of gold coins discovered by the archaeologist who would be Snake.
Bart Has Two Mommies
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_Has_Two_Mommies
Marge babysits Rod and Todd, who are not allowed to do many things since Ned cares for them too much. Homer takes the kids to an animal shelter, where Bart is kidnapped by an ape.
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_Simpson,_This_Is_Your_Wife
Homer inscribe himself and Marge in a TV show in which two families swap mothers: Homer and the kids get a very strict woman, while Marge stays with that woman's husband, who develops a crush on Marge.
Million-Dollar Abie
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Million_Dollar_Abie
The commissioner of football is in town to finalize the awarding of a new professional football team to Springfield, but when he gets lost and asks for directions at the Simpson house, Grampa ties him up, leading the commissioner to cancel the team. This results in everybody in town hating Grampa to the point where he tries assisted suicide, but when that doesn't happen, he decides to live life to the fullest, starting with being the toreador at the new football-stadium-turned-bullring.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Kiss_Kiss_Bang_Bangalore
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is moved to India and Homer is chosen to manage the Indian plant, but with all the gifts and praise he gets, he thinks he's a God.
The Wettest Stories Ever Told
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wettest_Stories_Ever_Told
When dinner at the Frying Dutchman takes a little longer than expected to cook, thanks to an uncooperative octopus armed with knives, and the Sea Captain doesn't know any sea tales, the Simpsons take up the slack by telling stories of three famous ships; Lisa with the Mayflower, Bart with the Bounty, and Homer with a ship that sounds an awful lot like the Posiedon (and is even named for a god of the sea, albeit the Roman one).
Girls Just Want to Have Sums
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Girls_Just_Want_to_Have_Sums
After women of Springfield criticize Principal Skinner because he thinks girls are bad at math, the school is divided into boys and girls, but the math class for girls doesn't teach real math, so Lisa disguises as a boy to infiltrate into the boy math class.
Regarding Margie
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Regarding_Margie
When Marge bumps her head on a stool by her maximum-strength cleaning solution she uses to clear the house before her free housecleaning (which "she" won thanks to Homer painting the address number on the curb in front of the house), she gets amnesia, but quickly remembers everything except for two things - one, that she's married to Homer, and two, who Homer is.
The Monkey Suit
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Monkey_Suit
After Ned Flanders sees an exhibit on evolution at a museum, he and Reverend Lovejoy talk Principal Skinner into allowing the teaching of creationism in schools. When Lisa complains at a town meeting that there should only be one theory taught in schools, Mayor Quimby agrees - and teaching evolution is banned in schools, so Lisa decides to teach a secret evolution class which gets her arrested. Does Marge have something up where her sleeves would be if she didn't always wear a sleeveless dress to help Lisa?
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Marge_and_Homer_Turn_a_Couple_Play
The Springfield Isotopes's star first baseman is having marital problems, so when he sees Homer and Marge kissing on the Jumbotron, he asks them for advice, but when Homer is later caught giving a neck massage to the player's wife, they break up again - and it's hard for them to give advice when they're not talking to each other themselves.
Voting ends August 2nd, Midnight EDT
Previous winners:
1: Krusty Gets Busted
2: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
3: Homer at the Bat
4: Marge vs. the Monorail
5: Cape Feare
6: Homie the Clown
7: Radioactive Man
8: You Only Move Twice
9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
10: Mayored to the Mob
11: Behind the Laughter
12: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
13: I Am Furious Yellow
14a: How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
14b: Old-Yeller Belly
15: Today, I Am a Clown
16: Midnight Rx
And now we go on to Season 17. This season sees the Van Houtens getting back together, Homer running for mayor, the return of Sideshow Bob, the power plant getting moved to India, creationism triumphing over evolution in school, and much more. As always, up to 5 votes can be casted and only 1 week to do them in (although, given the recent trend, an extra 3 days might be needed).
The Bonfire of the Manatees
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bonfire_of_the_Manatees
When Homer falls for a football betting scam and owes money to Fat Tony, Fat Tony decides to let Homer pay off the debt by letting him shoot a porno film in the house. When Marge finds out, she drives off, and while she is calling Homer, the phone booth she is in is attacked by a manatee, which is driven off by a marine biologist specializing in them (right down to his "I Love Manateess" tattoo). Marge becomes fascinated by the manatees, which doesn't escape Homer's notice, so when a pack of them are attacked by jet-skiiers, it's up to Homer to save the day, the manatees, and then himself.
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Girl_Who_Slept_Too_Little
When a new stamp museum is going to be opened behind the Simpson house, the Simpsons protest its construction to the point where it is moved to the site of the Springfield Cemetery, and the cemetery is moved to behind the Simpson house. Lisa is afraid of the things she sees, and Homer and Marge are afraid that if Lisa keeps sleeping with them, they'll go crazy, but while Homer and Marge ask a psychologist for help, Lisa has her own solution: if she can spend the night in the cemetery, she can overcome her fear.
Milhouse of Sand and Fog
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Milhouse_of_Sand_and_Fog
When Maggie comes down with the chicken pox, Homer actually takes some advice from Flanders and holds a "pox party" so his friends could have their kids infected. After one too many Marge-aritas, Kirk and Luanne van Houten decide to get back together. However, Milhouse realizes they're too interested in each other and not interested in him, so he tries to breaks them up by planting a bra in his parents' bedroom. One problem: Luanne discovers it's Marge's bra, which leads to Homer and Marge breaking up yet again...
Treehouse of Horror XVI
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XVI
In "B.I. Bartificial Intelligence" Bart lapses into a coma, Homer and Marge replace him with a robot boy. Homer competes in "The World Series of Manhunter" with Mr. Burns hunting him, and Terry Bradshaw as the host in "Survival of the Fattest". A witch casts a spell at a Halloween costume party, turning everyone into what their costume is in "I've Grown a Costume on Your Face".
Marge's Son Poisoning
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Marge%27s_Son_Poisoning
Marge buys a tandem bicycle because she thinks Homer will ride with her, but when she ends up trying to ride it on her own (and failing miserably), Bart decides to ride with her. When the teahouse they go to (Marge for the tea, Bart for the cakes) closes, Bart turns his treehouse into a teahouse, but when others call him a mama's boy, he suddenly turns on Marge. Meanwhile, Homer buys a dumbbell from a strongman and, after lifting a pinball machine with one arm, Moe gets Homer involved in competitive arm wrestling.
See Homer Run
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/See_Homer_Run
Homer becomes the Springfield Elementary School's "safety salamander" to make an amend to stop Lisa's frustrations against men. After he saves many drivers from a multiple car crash, Homer runs for mayor.
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Last_of_the_Red_Hat_Mamas
Homer ruins Marge's chance to make friends and, just when she thinks she will never have friends, a woman called Tammy offers her to join a group called "The Cheery Red Tomatoes".
The Italian Bob
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Italian_Bob
Mr. Burns's Stutz Bearcat finally breaks down, so he decides to buy a new Italian sports car, and asks Homer to pick it up for him. The Simpsons go to Italy but end up in a small town where the residents aren't aware of the criminal past of their new mayor - Sideshow Bob, who is now married and has a son. Marge quickly finds out what "vendetta" means in English.
Simpson Christmas Stories
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Simpson_Christmas_Stories
It's D'oh-Ho-Homer with these three Christmas stories: "The First (Annoyed Grunt)-El" when Reverend Lovejoy can't make it to church to deliver the Christmas sermon because of a train wreck (a model train wreck, that is), he asks Ned to deliver it, but when Ned gets a paper cut, it becomes The Gospel According to Homer, with Marge as Mary and Bart as Jebus Jesus. "I Saw Grampa Cussing Santa Claus" - in a World War II flashback, Grampa and Mr. Burns end up stuck on a deserted island where Burns shoots down Santa Claus. "The Nutcracker...Sweet" - to the music of Tchaikovsky's ballet, everyone prepares for Christmas in their usual way, including Moe trying to kill himself and Homer forgetting to buy Marge a present.
Homer's Paternity Coot
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer%27s_Paternity_Coot
After a frozen mailman from the 60s is discovered, all the letters he was carrying are delivered to their destinations, including one for Mona Simpson from a man telling her about their son, which suggests Abraham could not be Homer's father. Homer goes to find his true father, someone called Mason Fairbanks.
We're on the Road to D'oh-where
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/We%27re_on_the_Road_to_D%27oh-where
When Bart finds the key to the school's steam tunnels and ruins the school with steam, Principal Skinner sends him to a camp in Oregon, but when Homer discovers Bart is on the no-fly list, he has to drive him there; while they are gone, Marge and Lisa have a yard sale, only to discover that the big seller is Homer's expired pain pills. Marge is then arrested by Chief Wiggum and puts her in jail.
My Fair Laddy
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/My_Fair_Laddy
Springfield Elementary School has a new gym teacher, Coach Krupt, who plays a game called Bombardment, which consists solely of Krupt knocking the students over with dodgeballs. When an errant solid-ice dodgeball which Bart made to get back at Krupt destroys Groundskeeper Willie's shack and leaves him homeless, the Simpsons take him in. Lisa decides to make Willie over into a proper gentleman as a project for the school science fair.
The Seemingly Never-Ending Story
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Seemingly_Never-Ending_Story
On a family outing inside a cave, Homer causes a stalactite to crash into the ground, and he ends up stuck in the hole; while Marge, Bart, and Maggie look for a way out, Lisa stays behind and tells Homer a story about how she was chased by a ram and ended up in Mr. Burns's attic...where he tells the story of how he loses everything to the rich Texan and has to work his way back up from the bottom, starting at Moe's...where he discovers Moe's story of how he met the perfect woman - Mrs. Krabappel - but the only way he could afford to start a new life with her is to steal a bag of gold coins discovered by the archaeologist who would be Snake.
Bart Has Two Mommies
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Bart_Has_Two_Mommies
Marge babysits Rod and Todd, who are not allowed to do many things since Ned cares for them too much. Homer takes the kids to an animal shelter, where Bart is kidnapped by an ape.
Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_Simpson,_This_Is_Your_Wife
Homer inscribe himself and Marge in a TV show in which two families swap mothers: Homer and the kids get a very strict woman, while Marge stays with that woman's husband, who develops a crush on Marge.
Million-Dollar Abie
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Million_Dollar_Abie
The commissioner of football is in town to finalize the awarding of a new professional football team to Springfield, but when he gets lost and asks for directions at the Simpson house, Grampa ties him up, leading the commissioner to cancel the team. This results in everybody in town hating Grampa to the point where he tries assisted suicide, but when that doesn't happen, he decides to live life to the fullest, starting with being the toreador at the new football-stadium-turned-bullring.
Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Kiss_Kiss_Bang_Bangalore
The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is moved to India and Homer is chosen to manage the Indian plant, but with all the gifts and praise he gets, he thinks he's a God.
The Wettest Stories Ever Told
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wettest_Stories_Ever_Told
When dinner at the Frying Dutchman takes a little longer than expected to cook, thanks to an uncooperative octopus armed with knives, and the Sea Captain doesn't know any sea tales, the Simpsons take up the slack by telling stories of three famous ships; Lisa with the Mayflower, Bart with the Bounty, and Homer with a ship that sounds an awful lot like the Posiedon (and is even named for a god of the sea, albeit the Roman one).
Girls Just Want to Have Sums
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Girls_Just_Want_to_Have_Sums
After women of Springfield criticize Principal Skinner because he thinks girls are bad at math, the school is divided into boys and girls, but the math class for girls doesn't teach real math, so Lisa disguises as a boy to infiltrate into the boy math class.
Regarding Margie
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Regarding_Margie
When Marge bumps her head on a stool by her maximum-strength cleaning solution she uses to clear the house before her free housecleaning (which "she" won thanks to Homer painting the address number on the curb in front of the house), she gets amnesia, but quickly remembers everything except for two things - one, that she's married to Homer, and two, who Homer is.
The Monkey Suit
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Monkey_Suit
After Ned Flanders sees an exhibit on evolution at a museum, he and Reverend Lovejoy talk Principal Skinner into allowing the teaching of creationism in schools. When Lisa complains at a town meeting that there should only be one theory taught in schools, Mayor Quimby agrees - and teaching evolution is banned in schools, so Lisa decides to teach a secret evolution class which gets her arrested. Does Marge have something up where her sleeves would be if she didn't always wear a sleeveless dress to help Lisa?
Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Marge_and_Homer_Turn_a_Couple_Play
The Springfield Isotopes's star first baseman is having marital problems, so when he sees Homer and Marge kissing on the Jumbotron, he asks them for advice, but when Homer is later caught giving a neck massage to the player's wife, they break up again - and it's hard for them to give advice when they're not talking to each other themselves.
Voting ends August 2nd, Midnight EDT
Previous winners:
1: Krusty Gets Busted
2: Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
3: Homer at the Bat
4: Marge vs. the Monorail
5: Cape Feare
6: Homie the Clown
7: Radioactive Man
8: You Only Move Twice
9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
10: Mayored to the Mob
11: Behind the Laughter
12: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
13: I Am Furious Yellow
14a: How I Spent My Strummer Vacation
14b: Old-Yeller Belly
15: Today, I Am a Clown
16: Midnight Rx