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Post by benstudd on Jul 29, 2014 21:15:16 GMT -5
Lashley comes out and cuts the standard heel "I've beaten everybody" promo. Just as he's ready to leave, the lights go out and AJ's music hits. They go back and forth for a minute before Kurt makes it an official title match. It's your classic overbooked TNA main event - heel interference, ref bumps and so on. Just as Lashley is ready to win, Jeff Jarrett comes out of nowhere and smashes Lashley with a guitar. AJ wins the title. The last thing you see is Jeff hugging on AJ as the rest of the TNA originals celebrate around them. It will never happen, but it doesn't hurt to dream. If it's TNA, then it has to be this way: AJ comes in, challenges Lashley for the belt. They have the match and when AJ is about to win, JJ comes in and smash a guitar over his head, making Lashley win.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jul 29, 2014 22:16:22 GMT -5
maybe they can finally do that alien invasion angle Disco Inferno thought up. I mean, if you're going out it might as well be all guns blazing.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 7:27:56 GMT -5
I'll just reiterate my post from the previous thread with this scenario. The main event ends, Mike Tenay talks as fans walk out of the arena... Don West outside the impact zone selling all the vacated titles out of the trunk of his car. (Exclusive "Brown Bag Specials" now have 3 DVDs, 2 shirts and a title belt.) Don sells the last one, then looks into the camera. "Well folks, I just sold my last Brown Bag Special. I'll see you all...at the HO-TEL BAR!"
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 30, 2014 7:32:23 GMT -5
maybe they can finally do that alien invasion angle Disco Inferno thought up. I mean, if you're going out it might as well be all guns blazing. And debut the evil architect called Bill Ding
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 30, 2014 21:25:40 GMT -5
All titles on the line, in between matches Dixie Carter, JB, Mike Tenay and Tazz destroy parts of the set with an ax and gives pieces of it to the fans.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Jul 30, 2014 21:53:18 GMT -5
Do the ending of Duckman, It is revealed that Dixie Carter never existed, and it was Stephanie McMahon disguised as her the whole time, have Kurt Angle looking incredulous, finally Cornfed walks down the ramp and says: "Kurt, I can explain" Fade to black, To be continued.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2014 22:19:57 GMT -5
Show opens with a black fade in of the six sided ring, with all talent in it. Over the next 3 1/2 hours, they slowly exit one-by-one. Taz ends up being the last one in the ring. With one final battle cry he screams "ECW!" at the top of his lungs. He leaves, dejected.
Then the ring blows up. Cut to black.
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Post by suave on Jul 30, 2014 22:31:16 GMT -5
AJ vs Joe vs Daniels. I know Daniels isn't with TNA, but he might be willing to main event the last episode. All through the show, TNA originals (including a lot of returning ones) wrestle and cut promos. In the end, give AJ/Daniels/Joe a good 20 minutes to close the show, and after that have Dixie thank the fans for their support, Spike for their support, and promise that TNA will live on in our hearts forever. Every TNA guy ever who was willing to show up gets one final entrance and cheer from the crowd. We fade to black on the image of everybody hugging and crying and "T-N-A" chants.
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Post by Joshie el Gato Rey on Jul 31, 2014 9:40:52 GMT -5
The show starts with a recap of TNA's best moments (Angle debuting, Skipper's cage walk, etc) then Dixie Carter comes out dressed as Rita Repulsa. She threatens to destroy the earth if her show doesn't get renewed. Vince Russo runs out from the audience dressed as Shredder doing a HORRIBLE yet amazing impression of James Avery and tells everyone to back Dixie now or he will destroy the moon. Out comes Chase Stevens, Shark Boy, D-Ray 3000, Braden Walker, and Rosie Lottalove as Tyranny Against Imbecilic Neurotic Television (T.A.I.N.T). They speak out against Shredder and Rita saying they never got the chance to shine in TNA thanks to the politics of that bald SOB Hulk Hogan, so before TNA goes under they are going to win all the titles and unify them into one single championship. Back from break, TAINT have been fired after finding an old You're Fired Feast or Fired Briefcase backstage, during the commercial break. First match is Abyss vs the returning Rellik. You know the rest. Abyss wins before unmasking and cutting a shoot promo on Russo about how he has ruined careers and will be first on his hit list. Abyss is then carried out by security, never to be seen again. Scott Steiner shows up, calls Joe fat and leaves abruptly. Joe looks at the camera and does the Toru Yano face. Bob Sager reveals he has bought TNA and rehires everyone not employed by WWE who has worked for TNA before. The new network is one accessible only by over the air satellites and is funded by viewers like you. Anthony Cumia from Opie and Anthony has a new job as color commentator with Mike Tenay. Russo walks away from the impact zone as the incredible Hulk music plays and the show fades out.
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Post by WesternSloth on Aug 4, 2014 10:38:26 GMT -5
Dixie Carter crawls to the ring, crawls inside the ring and starts barking like a dog.
Spud comes crawling out to the ring also and starts sniffing Dixie's bum like a dog. Just when you think Spud is about to get jiggy with 74 year old Dixie Carter, he pulls out a knife and murders her.
Gunner comes to the ring wearing a plain white mask. He takes his mask off and starts eating Dixie's flesh. Spud leaves the arena repeadly crying out "Daddy stop the voices, Daddy stop the voices..."
Taz and Tenay start kissing by ringside. Tax goes down on Tenay. The headsets are still on, we hear groaning.
Rellik returns. Reveals his name is actually Killer spealt backwards and then pulls out a bomb. In a twist nobody saw coming, he lived up to his backward name and blew up the arena, everybody dies.
"This is Wrestling" graphic on screen. Fade to black.
Fin.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 6, 2014 8:33:46 GMT -5
Have a giant pile of fake money equivalent to the amount they spent running the company for the past 12 years and lighting it on fire.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Aug 7, 2014 2:35:41 GMT -5
No I am not falling for this again! Last time we did this thread I wrote a HUGE rewriting the LOST finale with TNA and it was the last post in the thread and completely no sold. That was like three years ago but I'm still bitter!!!!.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Aug 7, 2014 10:23:03 GMT -5
No I am not falling for this again! Last time we did this thread I wrote a HUGE rewriting the LOST finale with TNA and it was the last post in the thread and completely no sold. That was like three years ago but I'm still bitter!!!!. What are AJ, Christian, Angle, Sting, Jarrett, and everyone else doing in a church? Russo truly was the smoke (and mirrors) monster.
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