Abdullah
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Post by Abdullah on Jul 30, 2014 9:28:01 GMT -5
98% of the wrestling fandom on Tumblr also share this theory.
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RegalRules
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Post by RegalRules on Jul 30, 2014 10:53:43 GMT -5
Vince McMahon sent Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara to WCW to destroy the company from within. The duo were on the WWF payroll all along.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 30, 2014 11:13:38 GMT -5
Kane and Lita's demon baby is still alive and is a current WWE wrestler. Snitsky never did kill the child, it was a ploy by Lita to hide her abortion. Dr Heiny and Nurse Slobberknockers realized too late into the abortion operation that the fetus wasn't human and were killed when the demon child awoke and ate their faces. The demon had horns, hooves and a hyper regenerative tail.
That demon is El Torito.
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Reflecto
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Post by Reflecto on Jul 30, 2014 22:07:38 GMT -5
Tying to the "Punk/Cena were in cahoots":
John Cena was the mastermind of The Shield. Going back to his attempt to train for The Rock, a video was seen at Elimination Chamber 2012 of Cena's gym for him and FCW workers, particularly showing Big E Langston, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns. This was never brought up again, and at Cena/Rock, he lost. The next night, when CM Punk turned on Cena and Heyman brought Lesnar to attack Cena, the problems began for Cena. Cena needed revenge on The Rock and CM Punk, and he needed to do it fast.
To that end, he made a plan to destroy both of them. His goal was simple- take the title off of CM Punk and put it onto The Rock, so that Cena could then beat The Rock and get his ultimate revenge, winning the title at Wrestlemania and humiliating The Rock more than The Rock humiliated him. He took some of his friends and had them set up a group with that goal- keep the belt on Punk until he fought The Rock, cost Punk the title, and get the belt on The Rock.
However, due to Cena's squeaky-clean image, he couldn't let people know of his plans for revenge- this was the man who Rose Above Hate [tm], after all. So, he chose from his friends specifically to take all the suspicion off of him- with Reigns (The Rock's cousin) and Rollins (an ROH standout, who would seemingly point to Punk), he could make his rivals get the blame and look like he's innocent in one standout.
Big E Langston was considered for the role, but AJ Lee proved to be a spanner in the works. Knowing AJ was just crazy enough to tell them, he had Big E ally with AJ (allowing Big E to get revenge on Vickie Guerrero for problems in NXT), and sent AJ to Dolph Ziggler, keeping AJ occupied.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jul 30, 2014 22:29:07 GMT -5
Batista was the true Anonymous Raw GM. His last appearance before the GM appeared was saying the company would die without him. He let the Nexus in as GM.
Orton was behind the stage collapsing at the end of the Million Dollar Mania thing, the first part of his revenge plan.
Every wrestler swipes a card or punches a code before they walk out to turn on their entrance, titantron and pyro. I know this one can't happen in real life but part of my brain needed SOME reason why their music and stuff plays.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
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Post by suave on Jul 30, 2014 22:33:17 GMT -5
Batista was the true Anonymous Raw GM. His last appearance before the GM appeared was saying the company would die without him. He let the Nexus in as GM. Orton was behind the stage collapsing at the end of the Million Dollar Mania thing, the first part of his revenge plan. Every wrestler swipes a card or punches a code before they walk out to turn on their entrance, titantron and pyro. I know this one can't happen in real life but part of my brain needed SOME reason why their music and stuff plays. I like the last one. I imagine someone like Reigns forgetting his card in the hotel or something, and awkwardly entering to silence while looking pissed off.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jul 30, 2014 22:34:50 GMT -5
Batista was the true Anonymous Raw GM. His last appearance before the GM appeared was saying the company would die without him. He let the Nexus in as GM. Orton was behind the stage collapsing at the end of the Million Dollar Mania thing, the first part of his revenge plan. Every wrestler swipes a card or punches a code before they walk out to turn on their entrance, titantron and pyro. I know this one can't happen in real life but part of my brain needed SOME reason why their music and stuff plays. I like the last one. I imagine someone like Reigns forgetting his card in the hotel or something, and awkwardly entering to silence while looking pissed off. Maybe that's why Kozlov didn't have music when he redebuted in 2008!
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 30, 2014 22:35:59 GMT -5
If that's the case, we can assume they probably did it in their secret area backstage. Which then means, they've defiled every arena in the US, as well as every major international venue.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jul 30, 2014 23:21:16 GMT -5
The Black Scorpion was a distinct individual, who finally convinced Sting to see the futility of being a pro-WCW hero when the WCW guys questioned his loyalty after the NWO emerged, thus leading to Sting finally embracing the darkness of the Black Scorpion's philosophy and become Crow Sting.
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King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Jul 31, 2014 2:31:21 GMT -5
Sensational Sherri was a witch, who corrupted Macho Man's mind, turning him into the Macho King, with her as Queen. By Wrestlemania VII, her power over him was weakening, until Elizabeth finally broke the spell, because only true love could set him free. Sherri then corrupted Shawn Michaels, turning him against Jannetty Absolutely Brilliant
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King Devitt
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Post by King Devitt on Jul 31, 2014 2:32:49 GMT -5
John Cena has a severe bi-polar disorder. It's the only way, other than him being a cyborg, created and manufactured in WWE labs to completely obey without question, that one can explain his insane mood swings and how irrationally inconsistent he is. Hopefully he's bi-other things as well. like a biped?, because he's just barely one of those. *zing*
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jul 31, 2014 7:10:00 GMT -5
They were f***ing Renee Young, and she's the only one that can bring peace and reunite The Shield. The reason nobody's tried to start anything with Renee is not just because of The Shield, but also because Paul Heyman put the word out that if anyone does anything to her he'll sick Lesnar on them. Nobody screws with Renee, unless they're prepared to deal with the consequences.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jul 31, 2014 7:32:12 GMT -5
Undertaker('s character) picked Brock Lesnar to try to end the streak. He knew it couldn't go on forever. It was just a matter of time before somebody who didn't deserve it got lucky. The end of the Streak had to be "pure". So, he picked the toughest guy walking the earth and spent a month *pissing him off*. He picked the one guy on the planet who would absolutely not hesitate to end the streak. No "Sorry, I love you." No "smile and a handshake" the next night on RAW. No worrying about what being "the guy who ended the streak" would do to how the fans viewed him.
He didn't *let* Brock win. But he knew the outcome was inevitable. That's why he blew up the "Lesnar" coffin on the way to the ring. He knew it wouldn't be needed.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2014 3:18:20 GMT -5
The reason every guy is unbeatable when they first debut only to eventually become complete losers is they're an unknown who people don't really know how to deal with, but once someone does beat them, others start studying how they were beaten and get more used to countering them and hitting them where it counts.
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Bad Moon
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Post by Bad Moon on Aug 1, 2014 4:20:13 GMT -5
John Cena has a severe bi-polar disorder. It's the only way, other than him being a cyborg, created and manufactured in WWE labs to completely obey without question, that one can explain his insane mood swings and how irrationally inconsistent he is. So John Cena has been the Prototype all along. Makes sense to me.
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Eunös ✈
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Aug 1, 2014 4:25:36 GMT -5
Andre the Giant was a very tall Midget
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 1, 2014 4:49:46 GMT -5
I think Catch_Us is actually Alex Riley
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 1, 2014 5:24:18 GMT -5
The reason every guy is unbeatable when they first debut only to eventually become complete losers is they're an unknown who people don't really know how to deal with, but once someone does beat them, others start studying how they were beaten and get more used to countering them and hitting them where it counts. I like this.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 1, 2014 6:35:43 GMT -5
Bo Dallas and Bray Wyatt are brothers. they were both orphaned when Bray blew up their father Captain Mike's shrimping boat. Captain Mike survived but lost his memory, eventually adopting the new identity of IRS. Bo got adopted by Bob and Mary Dallas, a pair of new age idiots who never criticized him for anything, to the point where he's not even able to recognize it. meanwhile. Bray got sent to an orphanage led by some crank named Sister Abigail.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Aug 1, 2014 19:37:57 GMT -5
Paul Heyman advised Lesnar to take a dive in his return match against Cena, as the betting odds were so heavily in favor of Lesnar. With the money Heyman/Lesnar made from that bet, Lesnar could afford to only show up when/where/why he wanted to.
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