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Post by thetower52 on Aug 4, 2014 4:33:07 GMT -5
I think nowadays anyone getting into pro wrestling when your options are very limited aren't really the brightest to begin with. It's probably much easier to get into wrestling now than it was in like 2001, when WCW and ECW collapsed, since there is at least more of an indie scene now that is not dominated by cast offs. Shit ton Easier to get in to wrestling now, shit ton harder to make any money doing it
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2014 6:47:58 GMT -5
Chasyn Rance can't get dumber than a child molester He had sex with a 15 year old girl. Yes, against the law, very uncool, and he certainly deserves scorn. But callng him a child moelster is exaggerating pretty hard. It cheapens the definition of "child molester" and the severity of his actual crime by feeling the need to make it sound more salacious. Ok as annoying as it is to get called a child at 15, let's be honest she's still technically a child. And even though he got away with it cause his friend MSL's mom is a District Attorney, that doesn't change what he did.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Aug 4, 2014 7:02:30 GMT -5
He had sex with a 15 year old girl. Yes, against the law, very uncool, and he certainly deserves scorn. But callng him a child moelster is exaggerating pretty hard. It cheapens the definition of "child molester" and the severity of his actual crime by feeling the need to make it sound more salacious. Ok as annoying as it is to get called a child at 15, let's be honest she's still technically a child. And even though he got away with it cause his friend MSL's mom is a District Attorney, that doesn't change what he did. How about we all agree to disagree and say Buck Zumhofe is the dumbest motherf***er (daughterf***er to be literal) in the wrestling business.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2014 7:27:33 GMT -5
Ok as annoying as it is to get called a child at 15, let's be honest she's still technically a child. And even though he got away with it cause his friend MSL's mom is a District Attorney, that doesn't change what he did. How about we all agree to disagree and say Buck Zumhofe is the dumbest motherf***er (daughterf***er to be literal) in the wrestling business. I don't know I never met Buck Zumhofe I know Chasyn Rance and he was also my boss at a few Florida Indy shows and I know even if he wasn't a little girl ****er he'd still be an idiot.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Aug 4, 2014 20:30:05 GMT -5
How about we all agree to disagree and say Buck Zumhofe is the dumbest motherf***er (daughterf***er to be literal) in the wrestling business. I don't know I never met Buck Zumhofe I know Chasyn Rance and he was also my boss at a few Florida Indy shows and I know even if he wasn't a little girl ****er he'd still be an idiot. I can't believe the charges against Zumhofe. He seems like a guy who had his head on straight.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2014 7:24:11 GMT -5
I don't know I never met Buck Zumhofe I know Chasyn Rance and he was also my boss at a few Florida Indy shows and I know even if he wasn't a little girl ****er he'd still be an idiot. I can't believe the charges against Zumhofe. He seems like a guy who had his head on straight. Don't think he's an idiot, more of a burnout. As in he used to have brains, but lost them due to drugs, at least that's how it appears from what I saw in the video.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Aug 5, 2014 15:59:21 GMT -5
I'm uncomfortable calling child molesters and pedophiles "dumbest" ever - not in trying to defend them, but rather I separate evil/heinous from dumb/stupid, and what they did and do is the former, not the latter. And frankly, if we're going to name guys like that, we can make a fairly long list pretty quickly. Chris Champion, Bob Sweeten, "Macho Warrior" Ric Hogan (aka Tower of Doom), Chippy Sanchez, Bill Armstrong (no relation to the more famous Armstrongs), Luis Rios Rodriguez (aka Black Ninja) and possibly some guy named Tazz. These aren't idiots; they're scum. Big difference.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2014 16:22:37 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp. It's really not that hard to get booked.
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Post by The Ichi on Aug 5, 2014 18:31:39 GMT -5
Randy Savage, the only guy to go for a pinfall in a Royal Rumble match.
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Post by mysterious on Aug 5, 2014 22:29:24 GMT -5
I think nowadays anyone getting into pro wrestling when your options are very limited aren't really the brightest to begin with. It's probably much easier to get into wrestling now than it was in like 2001, when WCW and ECW collapsed, since there is at least more of an indie scene now that is not dominated by cast offs. The payout is still crap and the WWE is your only hope. But as you see now star today, has been tomorrow. You can't tell me ROH or TNA can pay a decent living.
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Post by Essential1 on Aug 5, 2014 22:50:43 GMT -5
Speaking of Royal Rumble. Mil Mascaras is dumb. He eliminated himself by doing a crossbody to the outside in the Royal Rumble 97.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 5, 2014 22:56:39 GMT -5
Character-wise, how about the time Roddy Piper came up with the contract for his match with WCW champion Hulk Hogan, and made it non-title?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2014 10:06:51 GMT -5
For dumbest pro wrestlers ever:
Scott Steiner - he always sounded more retarded in his promos than his kayfabe retarded brother Marty Jannetty - legit proves again and again that he's not dealing with a full deck Jeff Gaylord - just watch him and you'll see why Pat Tanaka - listen to any of his promos, especially the one where he calls himself "overrated"
I disagree with a few of the mentions:
Virgil - sounds dumb but is/was a high school math teacher Sid - maybe somewhat eccentric, but reasonably intelligent guy who is remembered more for getting tongue tied a few times than for all of the awesome promos he did
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Aug 6, 2014 17:37:34 GMT -5
I remember when the WWF wrestlers appeared on a celebrity edition of The Weakest Link a while ago. During the first time they did that, Booker T and Kurt Angle were pretty pathetic at it. Don't know if sucking at trivia makes you dumb, but it certainly doesn't help.
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Post by Cela on Aug 7, 2014 12:38:39 GMT -5
Festus, The Bushwackers, Kamala? Yeah, definitely Kamala, he could never get that pin right.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 7, 2014 13:00:27 GMT -5
The Great Khali. The guy eliminated himself from an one on one over the top rope match!! And there was that time he tried to pin an Uso DURING A DANCE OFF!!
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