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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 20:55:01 GMT -5
So if Lesnar wins the title, let's say he has one of them old time open challenges. The key is that only a jobber has to show up.
So the question is, if you have to waste on of Lesnar's few matches, which jobber do you pick to feed him to? This guy would bounce and sell all over the place and make Lesnar look like an A+ player.
From the Kofi to Ryder to Sin Cara to Curtis Axel, etc......
Who do you choose as the one jobber being fed to Lesnar?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Aug 2, 2014 20:56:03 GMT -5
Woo woo woo, you know it.
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Post by CMWaters on Aug 2, 2014 20:56:41 GMT -5
Justin Gabriel.
I think he could sell Brock's offense well.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Aug 2, 2014 20:57:17 GMT -5
Slater, no doubt.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 20:57:20 GMT -5
Heath Slater. Dude is the high chief of selling.
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on Aug 2, 2014 20:57:50 GMT -5
I'd say Xavier Woods. He's talking about how they get no spots. He'll definitely get his spot.....when he gets hit with an F5 in the middle of the ring.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 2, 2014 20:58:42 GMT -5
Alex Riley. With Triple H and Steph ringside disingenuously rooting for him and pretending that they're "finally giving him a chance".
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Aug 2, 2014 20:59:07 GMT -5
Heath Slater was basically born to be killed.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Aug 2, 2014 20:59:53 GMT -5
Adam Rose and the Rosebuds.
He annoys me. I want to see Brock demolish him.
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Aug 2, 2014 21:00:15 GMT -5
One of the Matadores. Then Brock makes Torito into a taquito and eats him
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 2, 2014 21:02:10 GMT -5
One of the Matadores. Then Brock makes Torito into a taquito and eats him I'd rather see El Torito vs Brock first. THAT would be a spectacle.
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Post by Neo: "The One" who CLAPS on Aug 2, 2014 21:05:09 GMT -5
Ziggler, even though he doesn't count.. He was born to be F-5'ed.
But other than him, Damien Sandow, after he dresses up as Marc Mero-Dow.
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Post by Digital Witness on Aug 2, 2014 21:10:12 GMT -5
Brock F-5ing Torito into the cheap seats would be incredible.
When I first read the title of this thread I was thinking that Lombardi should dust off that old crappy Yankees shirt.
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Post by ededdneddy on Aug 2, 2014 21:10:37 GMT -5
Hornswoggle!!! Kill that waste of space!!!
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Post by champviadq on Aug 2, 2014 21:15:00 GMT -5
Triple H.
That HHH guy hasn't won a match since WrestleMania 29.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 2, 2014 21:19:38 GMT -5
He shouldn't crush a jobber, he should crush a legitimate "star." Sheamus or a returning Batista getting absolutely crushed by Lesnar would be perfect for it. If they play their cards right, Lesnar has the potential to be the biggest heel/box office draw in a very, very long time.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2014 21:20:31 GMT -5
Evan F'ing Bourne. That could be the most spectacular, yet hard to watch squashing of all time.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 2, 2014 21:25:17 GMT -5
He shouldn't crush a jobber, he should crush a legitimate "star." Sheamus or a returning Batista getting absolutely crushed by Lesnar would be perfect for it. If they play their cards right, Lesnar has the potential to be the biggest heel/box office draw in a very, very long time. If Brock crushes a star, it's not going to be in a match. It'll most likely be an attack to set up the match, which will be somewhat competitive. Batista isn't getting "fed" to anyone because WWE thinks he's just as big a star as Lesnar, and Sheamus isn't getting squashed because WWE needs to pretend he's still a big deal despite not using him as such. Brock Lesnar is a draw by himself. I say let a lesser guy stand up to Brock and go down swinging. Let him earn the fans respect for playing ball and letting Brock stiff the shit out of him.
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Post by cabbageboy on Aug 2, 2014 22:25:38 GMT -5
Adam Rose isn't a jobber really but he is absolutely the guy Brock needs to annihilate beyond recognition. In fact watching NXT today I thought out loud "Man, if they ever wanted to let Lesnar just destroy someone I hate, by all means let him crush Adam Rose and the rest of these morons."
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Aug 2, 2014 22:32:49 GMT -5
Miz. He can complain about Brock nearly hitting his moneymaker with a couch last time they were in the same ring, then Brock can destroy him and throw a couch on his lifeless body. Then Heyman can talk about how it doesn't matter who it is, whether loved or hated, Brock just wants to destroy and Cena is the next big target.
That or Dolph. I'd love to see Dolph bump off an F5.
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