BigJerichool222
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
THE BIG DOG!
#NotInMySalad
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Aug 5, 2014 3:37:13 GMT -5
I can't think of a more noble cause. If this doesn't start a MASSIVE face push, then I don't know what can.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Aug 5, 2014 3:53:51 GMT -5
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Post by Fuji's racist salt on Aug 5, 2014 5:17:37 GMT -5
He's got an awesome theme and looks like a patriotic badass So he should get over as a face presuming Los Angeles isn't a bunch of tards come 2 weeks yeah but he has one of the most horrible t shirts ever in the history of ever |
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on Aug 5, 2014 7:12:46 GMT -5
He's got an awesome theme and looks like a patriotic badass So he should get over as a face presuming Los Angeles isn't a bunch of tards come 2 weeks yeah but he has one of the most horrible t shirts ever in the history of ever You mean arm outline is not an amazing shirt?Why you! and what i got from that promo is that america is the land of Stock Photos |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2014 8:02:26 GMT -5
Is he also going to defend "Woman laughing while holding fruit" and "Kid excited about something happening on a laptop screen?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2014 8:21:58 GMT -5
Missed this. What happenened?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 5, 2014 8:31:07 GMT -5
He leads the fight against watermarks everywhere
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Post by froggyfrog on Aug 5, 2014 8:48:04 GMT -5
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing when I was watching. Did they get the watermarks removed at least?
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Aug 5, 2014 8:53:44 GMT -5
Swagger fights for the Klingon Empire  |
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 5, 2014 9:42:58 GMT -5
He was fighting for the rights of political campaign tropes everywhere. For the white family of 4 on a picnic. For the black steelworker covered in dirt and grime. For the Hispanic single mom whose a nurse. For the elderly couple kissing in front of their RV.
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BrianZane
Team Rocket
The Finest Fibers All
The Way From France
Host of Wrestling With Wregret
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Post by BrianZane on Aug 5, 2014 10:29:33 GMT -5
Expect Swagger to be touring in a bus called the "Swag Express" soon, sponsored by istockphoto.com.
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Post by Bert Hart on Aug 5, 2014 11:08:35 GMT -5
For small business owners struggling to make ends meet!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Aug 5, 2014 12:32:24 GMT -5
He's got an awesome theme and looks like a patriotic badass So he should get over as a face presuming Los Angeles isn't a bunch of tards come 2 weeks yeah but he has one of the most horrible t shirts ever in the history of ever It's cute. It tells me that they're behind him as a face because they want him to appeal to children. |
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Post by Ryushinku on Aug 5, 2014 12:54:35 GMT -5
He was fighting for the rights of political campaign tropes everywhere. For the white family of 4 on a picnic. For the black steelworker covered in dirt and grime. For the Hispanic single mom whose a nurse. For the elderly couple kissing in front of their RV. No, no, not the Hispanic mom. |
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Aug 5, 2014 13:36:51 GMT -5
It supports my long standing belief that Jack Swagger is a tragic figure who is just desperately searching for the friendship he longs for, even if the only place he can find it is with his weird Uncle figure.
I bet his home is filled with photo frames featuring the happy images of strangers that he wishes he could re-crated in real-life and that he shows strangers the stock photos that came with his wallet.
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Post by Gremlin on Aug 5, 2014 19:06:13 GMT -5
 The time has come to spread yer wings once again, Swagger. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2014 19:11:19 GMT -5
YOu know, I really do love this country, and appreciate the freedom and opportunties I have.
But, why do "they" (not Swagger/Zeb in particular, but literally anytime it's evoked by anyone) always have to make patriotism seem so LAME?
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 5, 2014 19:17:29 GMT -5
Jack Swagger fights for all he fights for....  women who enjoy grass...  couples who get off smelling flip flops...  and kids who have trouble putting on pants. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Aug 5, 2014 19:18:06 GMT -5
Missed this. What happenened? Lana was doing her typical pro-Russia, anti-America promo. Zeb came out and said that Jack Swagger fights for hard working Americans, and showed examples of them on the Titantron, like a construction worker and a nurse (I think), which were obvious stock photos, then rattled off some fabricated stories about who they were and what struggles they were going through in daily life. |
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Post by WesternSloth on Aug 5, 2014 19:20:01 GMT -5
Cessaro = Jannety
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