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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Mar 11, 2015 20:46:18 GMT -5
*In the ring, Michael Muffer is in the ring solemn as he announces.*
Michael Muffer: In news of the passing of Fiddleford H. McGucket, the man behind Mad Pirate Mulligan and Brian Alexander. Please help us be silent as we ring the bell ten times in his memory.
*The bell is rung ten times slowly as everyone is respectfully silent.*
MM: Thank you.
Dedicated in Memory of Doc Silvana (Mad Pirate Mulligan & Brian Alexander)
NiteRaw Week 19
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is my partner, Jesse King
Jesse King: Free agency has been hot for the NFL, but none of the superstars in FAWA are going to be going anywhere else as they actually like it here.
TH: That is true, Jesse. We of course were going to do this show last week, but when news came of the passing of the man behind Mulligan and Alexander, it was decided that the show would be delayed until next week.
JK: Yeah, it definitely was a sad day for plenty of us who knew him. But I’m sure he would want for the show to go on.
TH: And thus, we shall go on. First off, we have Marie Martinque in her second match against the other female member of the Breakfast Pack in Lauren Jamison.
JK: And just like the first match, Marie will be losing.
TH: We will then have CW Who vs. the leader of the Breakfast Pack, Brandon Barger.
JK: CW Who may have been able to beat Shaun Clark, but he will not be beating Brandon.
TH: And in our main event, we will be having a non-title match between the Fan Forums Champion “The Avatar of Chaos” Jeremy Dupoe vs. “ The Depressed Destroyer” Sorrow.
JK: Really can’t pick this one, but I will say that if Sorrow wins here, he definitely will be in line for a title shot.
TH: That is true, so let’s get to Michael Muffer in the ring.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
*Lauren Jamison’s music plays:*
MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at 5 feet 8 inches, weighing in at 128 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—LAUREN JAMISON!
*Lauren comes out to the boos of the crowd. She has on her ring gear: pants and top with Valley girl slang written all over them, with 5'' between them; the pants and top are light green, and the words are purple. Lauren dances down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Beth just walks down non-chalantly. Lauren blows a kiss to some guy in the audience and enters the ring, dancing about the ring.*
TH: Amazingly, Lauren is coming out by herself.
JK: I guess she wants to prove that she can win a match all by herself.
TH: Well, we’ll just have to see if that possible.
JK: I’m sure she can.
*Marie Martinique’s music plays:*
MM: And, her opponent, coming down the aisle, at 5 feet 7 inches, weighting in at 150 pounds, from Port-Au-Prince, Haiti—MARIE MARTINIQUE!
*Marie comes out to the cheers of the crowd. She has on her ring gear: black top and white tights with 5” between them, with the Haitian flag down the legs and the Haitian coat of arms on the butt, black wrist tape; white elbow pads, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Marie simply walks down to the ring as pyro goes off behind, calmly enters it, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, making an X with her arms.*
TH: Looks like Lauren isn’t the only one who came out alone.
JK: I don’t know why. She was pretty much alone last week when Rita Perez got kicked out of ringside.
TH: And, she would have had that match won if Lauren hadn’t interfered.
JK: Well, she can try and make up for that tonight.
*The bell rings, and Marie immediately punches Lauren. She goes down, and Marie stomps on her. She then picks up Lauren, pushes her back against the ropes, and whips her across the ring. Lauren bounces off the ropes, and Marie catches her with a back body drop. Marie waits for Lauren to get up. She does, and Marie charges at her with a clothesline, sending Lauren over the ropes and to the outside.*
TH: And, Marie sends Lauren to the outside already.
JK: She’s taking it to Lauren Jamison early, which is what I would do.
*Marie exits the ring as the ref count.
1…Marie stomps on Lauren.
2…Marie picks up Lauren.
3…Marie slams Lauren face first onto the apron.
4…Marie then rams Lauren back first into the guardrail.
5…Marie then throws Lauren back into the ring.
Marie reenters the ring. She picks up Lauren, but Lauren surprises her with the Like A Prayer (Sitout jawbreaker).*
TH: Like A Prayer from out of nowhere.
JK: The match is early. It’s gonna take a lot more from Marie to put Lauren away.
*Lauren stomps on Marie and then goes to the top turnbuckle. However, Marie is able to recover. She punches Lauren and then throws her off. Lauren hits the mat and slides away from Marie, pleading for mercy. She gets up into a corner, and Marie punches Lauren a few times. She then whips Lauren across the ring into the opposite corner. Lauren hits it hard, and Marie hits her with a clothesline. Marie then whips Lauren across the ring again, back to the original corner. Marie charges behind her and hits Lauren with The Haitian Hurricane (Shining wizard followed by a bulldog). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Lauren kicks out.*
TH: The Haitian Hurricane isn’t enough to put Lauren Jamison away.
JK: She’s busting out the big moves early.
TH: She wants to win and send a statement to the Breakfast Pack.
JK: Well, that’s gonna be a lot tougher than it looks.
*Marie picks up Lauren and pushes her back into the corner. She tries to whip Lauren across the ring, but Lauren reverses it. Marie hits the turnbuckles. Lauren charges at her shoulder first. Marie moves out of the way, and Lauren hits the post shoulder first. Lauren falls down in pain. Marie walks over and grabs Lauren. She goes after the injured arm, trying to pull it out of its socket and sending Lauren to the mat in the process. Marie stays on Lauren with a wristlock, pushing her knee into the shoulder for added measure.*
TH: Marie Martinique is really working over Lauren’s arm.
JK: That’s what you gotta do, Hoss. Injure a body part and work it over until your opponent can’t go on. It’s Wrestling 101.
*Marie is still working over Lauren’s arm. After several seconds, Marie pulls Lauren up off the mat. She then pulls Lauren in for a few shoulder thrusts. After five of them, Marie pulls on Lauren’s arm, sending her to her knees. She then puts Lauren in an armbar, straddling Lauren’s back for good measure. After several seconds, Lauren manages to get up onto her feet. She runs around, trying to grab a rope; but Marie keeps pulling her away from them. After several go around, Marie trips Lauren up and sends her to the mat. Marie gets back on top of Lauren.*
JK: Well, that failed.
TH: Lauren tried to get of that armbar but had no such luck.
JK: Marie has had her number so far.
*After a minute or two, Marie picks up Lauren. She then rings Lauren’s arm and puts her in a wristlock. Marie then picks up Lauren by her arm and then drops her down to the mat. Marie then gets down on one knee and pulls back Lauren’s arm against her other knee. She has this hold locked on for another minute or two before pulling Lauren off the mat. She wrings Lauren’s arm a few times. Suddenly, Lauren starts flipping around to get out of the hold. This works as Lauren is able to reverse it and put Marie in a headlock. Marie then pushes Lauren off, sending her into the ropes. Lauren bounces off of them and goes for a crossbody. However, Marie catches her and hits her with a swinging side slam backbreaker. She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Lauren kicks out.*
TH: Another nearfall for Marie Martinique.
JK: She’s one tough cookie, I’ll give her that.
*Marie goes back to Lauren’s arm for another armbar. This time, Lauren is able to grab the rope. Marie quickly lets go. She then stomps on Lauren’s arm a few times. Marie then picks up Lauren, putting her into a hammerlock. However, Lauren gets out of it by grabbing Marie’s head, jumping up, and rolling over Marie, landing behind her. Marie turns around, and Lauren slaps her. Lauren then charges at Marie, who goes for a punch. Lauren ducks it and hits the opposite ropes. She bounces off of them and charges at Marie, but Marie picks her up with a gorilla press and drops her to the mat. Marie then picks up Lauren and goes for a powerbomb. However, Lauren counters with a back body drop, sending Marie to the outside.*
TH: Nice counter from Lauren Jamison, sending Marie to the outside.
JK: Looks like the tide had turned for Marie. Or, would that be Lauren? Eh, doesn’t matter.
*With Marie on the outside, Lauren goes to the top turnbuckle. She jumps off and hits Marie with a flying neckbreaker. The ref starts counting.
1…Both women are down.
2…Lauren gets up.
3…Lauren picks up Marie.
4…Lauren punches Marie.
5…Lauren clubs Marie in the back with a forearm.
6…Lauren throw Marie back into the ring.
Lauren goes back to the top turnbuckle. She quickly jumps off with a missile dropkick, knocking Marie down. Lauren goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Nice missile dropkick from Lauren Jamison, but it wasn’t enough to put her away.
JK: She’s gaining momentum, though. If she keeps this up, then match could be in her hand.
*Lauren gets up and picks up Marie. She whips Marie into a corner and then hits her with a clothesline. Lauren punches Marie a few times and hits her with a few European uppercuts. She then whips Marie across the ring to the opposite corner. She hits it hard and bounces out. Lauren then whips back to the other corner. Lauren then charges at Marie, hitting with La Isla Bonita (Stinger splash). She then pulls Marie from the corner and hits her with Lucky Star (Springboard bulldog). She goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: La Isla Bonita! And, Lucky Star! She may have it! No! Just a two count.
JK: She’s really taking it to Marie. She definitely wants to win this match!
*Lauren gets up and picks up Marie. She then hits Marie with a vicious backhand chop that sends her onto the ropes. Lauren then starts choking Marie on the second rope. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Lauren lets go. Lauren then runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Marie with a senton onto the rope. She pulls Marie from the rope and hits her with a running headlock bulldog. She goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Another nearfall for Lauren Jamison.
JK: She is really taking it to Marie Martinique, showing she’s just as tough at the Hot Blooded Haitian.
*Lauren gets up and picks up Marie. She punches and head-butts Marie a few times. However, Marie starts punching back. She gets in a few good punches and then backs into the ropes. Marie bounces off of them and charges at Lauren, but Lauren drops down. Marie jumps over her, run to the opposite ropes, and bounces off of them. Suddenly, Lauren blasts Marie with a superkick, knocking her down. She pins Marie.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Another nearfall for Lauren Jamison.
JK: If I was her, I’d bust out her big moves and really weaken Marie down.
*Lauren grabs Marie and locks her in a reverse chinlock. She has it locked on tight, and Marie struggles to get out of it. But, she can’t. Marie has it locked on for a good minute or two. But, Marie starts to push herself up off the mat. Lauren tries to push her down, but Marie manages to get up. She then hits Lauren with a few back elbows to the stomach. After a few shots, she’s free and runs to the ropes. As she bounces off of them, Lauren drops down to the mat. Marie jumps over her and heads to the opposite ropes. She bounces off of them, but Lauren jumps up and charges at Marie, hitting her with a running spinning facebuster. She rolls Marie over and pins her.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Another nearfall. It’s gonna take a lot to take Marie down.
JK: Lauren looks to be getting frustrated. This could be a mistake.
TH: Either way, Marie has proven to be tough to beat.
*Lauren gets up and picks up Marie. She then hits Marie with Sliced Bread #2 and quickly goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out.*
TH: Sliced Bread #2 still not enough to put Marie away.
JK: She’s getting frustrated. She should just hit her finisher and be done with it.
*Lauren gets up and picks up Marie. She hits Marie with a European uppercut, sending her back against the ropes. Lauren then whips Marie across the ring. As Marie bounces off the ropes, Lauren charges at her and wraps around her with a sleeperhold, jumping onto Marie’s back. She has it locked on tight. Marie starts fading after several seconds. She slowly makes her way to the ropes, but the hold is still knocking Marie out. Marie is fading fast, but her hand is so close to the rope. The crowd cheers her on. Marie falls to her knees, but her arm is still reaching out for the rope. The crowd cheers Marie’s name. The ref checks on her. Suddenly, Marie starts stirring. She’s starting to fight back and gets back onto her feet. Suddenly, Marie moves behind Lauren, picks her up, and drops her into a backbreaker. Both girls are now down on the mat.*
TH: Good GAWD! What a backbreaker!
JK: Nice counter! But, it appears that with the sleeperhold, that backbreaker has wiped Marie out.
*Both girls are still down. The ref starts counting.
1…Both girls are still down.
2…
3…
4…Both girls are still down.
5…Marie starts stirring.
6…Marie starts crawling over to Lauren.
7…Marie lunges over and puts her arm over Lauren.
The ref drops down to make the count.
1…
2…
Lauren gets her shoulder up. Both girls start to get up. They get on their feet, and Lauren throws a haymaker. Marie blocks it and lands a punch of her own. She punches Lauren again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again. She then grabs Lauren and hits her with the Ode To Wyclef Jean (Leg hook reverse STO). She goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Lauren kicks out.*
TH: Ode To Wyclef Jean! But, it wasn’t enough to get the win.
JK: I have to say that Lauren Jamison is one tough cookie. She’s holding her own just as well as Marie.
*Marie gets up and picks up Lauren. She pushes Lauren back against the ropes. She tries to whip Lauren across the ring, but Lauren reverses it. Marie bounces off the ropes, and Lauren tries to hit her with a hip toss, but Marie knees Lauren in the gut. She then hits Lauren with Saint-Domingue (Michinoku driver II pin). The ref makes the count.
1…
2…
Lauren kicks out.*
TH: Saint-Domingue, but it also only gets a two count.
JK: They are getting fatigued. They’ve taken a lot out of each other. One of these girls is gonna mess up, and the other is gonna capitalize.
*Marie gets up. She stomps on Lauren a few times and then goes to the ropes. She moves onto the apron and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. However, Lauren has now gotten up. She runs to the ropes, knocking her down. Lauren then walks over and hits Marie with True Blue (Roundhouse kick), knocking her down to the floor.*
TH: There’s the True Blue kick, and it knocks Marie down to the floor.
JK: Like I said. Someone was about to mess up, and now Lauren is going to capitalize.
*Lauren exits the ring, picks up Marie, and throws her back in. Lauren then goes to the top rope herself. She jumps off with Act Of Contrition (Diving Bulldog). However, Marie ducks it. Lauren hits the mat but gets up. Marie kicks her in the gut and hits her with The Haitian-plex (Delayed cradle suplex).*
TH: The Haitian-plex from Marie Martinique.
JK: I know this will sound weird, but I like that she didn’t go another pin. That can sometimes let your opponent recover. I’m guessing she’s just gonna hit the big moves and then finish Lauren off.
*Marie picks up Lauren, going for a suplex. However, Lauren slips out of it, landing behind Marie. She pushes Lauren into the ropes. They bounce off, and Lauren rolls Marie up into a pin.
1…
2…
Marie kicks out, pushing Lauren off into the ropes. Marie rolls over onto her feet. Lauren charges at her, but Marie catches her on her shoulders. She then throws Lauren off with The Other Side Of Hispaniola (F-5 into a facebuster). Marie then goes for the pin.
1…
2…
3!
The bell rings. Marie Martinique’s music plays:*
TH: The Other Side Of Hispaniola and that’s it! Marie gets the win!
JK: She got lucky, but I have a feeling the Pack is going to retaliate.
*Marie raises her hands in victory. Suddenly, Beth Graham (in her street clothes) runs down and attacks Marie from behind.*
JK: Told you!
TH: What a shock! Beth Graham is attacking Marie Martinique from behind!
*Beth continues attacking Marie. Suddenly, Rita Perez (in her street clothes) runs down and attacks Beth. Beth fights back, but Marie attacks Beth as well. Soon, they get the upperhand on Beth and hit her with Hurricane Season (Double Vertebreaker). With both girls down, Rita and Marie leave.*
TH: Luckily for Marie, Rita Perez is here!
JK: Oh great! Now, here’s a gang-up for you.
TH: It’s Hurricane Season for Beth Graham, and both Pack girls are out.
JK: I guarantee you, Hoss, this won’t stand. The Pack will get them back.
TH: Well, it won’t be tonight.
*Backstage, we see AmericAnt training with some weights when Rita and Marie come in. AA sees them and stops.*
Rita: We need to talk.
*Marie sees the cameraman and asks him to leave. The cameraman leaves and she closes the door*
TH: Well, that sounds like bad news for the Breakfast Pack if their three biggest rivals are talking to each other.
JK: Yeah, I don’t like this at all.
TH: Let’s get to the next match.
MM: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first…[/color]
MM: Representing The Breakfast Pack, Brandon Barger![/color]
*Brandon comes out from the back with all smiles. He stops right before he enters the ring and holds up his right fist. He then enters the ring and takes off the coat and shirt, throwing them to the outside.*
TH: Here comes Brandon Barger, the leader of the Breakfast Pack. Seems confident as always.[/font]
JK: And he should be. Brandon is a great athlete here and he is going to win again.[/font] MM: And his opponent…[/color]
MM: from the Land of Confusion…at 6 feet, 1 inch…weighing in at 200 lbs…C.W. Who!! C.W. Who![/color]
*CW Who comes out behind the mask, he looks really confused to be here, but he stumbles to the ring while high fiving the fans. He’s wearing his unusual wrestling outfit. He then enters the ring.*
TH: CW Who has had an interesting win-loss record, especially with his first victory being a huge upset in the first round of the Lord of the Ring Tournament against Sorrow.[/font]
JK: That was pure luck and Brandon is going to beat this Who guy tonight.[/font]
*The referee calls for the bell. Who and Barger tie up, Barger applies a side headlock. Who pushes him off into the ropes. As Barger bounces off the ropes, Who drops down, and Barger jumps over him, then bounces off the ropes, Who leap frog’s him. Barger off the ropes again, but he runs into a Who dropkick!*
TH: A lot of back and forth action right there, but CW Who lands first strike in this one!
JK: Yeah, but do you think Barger’s gonna lose because of a simple dropkick, Hoss?
*As Barger gets to his feet, Who meets him with a kick to the midsection. He goes to shoot him into the ropes again, but Barger reverses it. Who rebounds off the ropes, Bargers goes for a clothesline, Who ducks under it, off the ropes again, cross body! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!*
TH: Nearfall by CW Who!
JK: Keyword being “near,” Hoss! He didn’t have him beat!
*Who lunges at Barger, who rolls to the outside. As Barger tries to catch a breather, CW runs the ropes, but Barger moves just in time, as Who dives through the ropes and crashes into the barricade!*
TH: And that may be the opening Brandon Barger was looking for, Jesse!
*Barger stomps away at Who on the floor, then rolls him back in the ring.*
JK: Damn right it was, Gorilla! Barger’s got this one under control now!
*Barger pulls Who up, snap suplex! Cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!*
TH: Ah, but only a 2-count!
*Barger pulls Who up again and sets him up for a second suplex, but Who blocks it, then lifts Barger up. Barger shifts his weight, though and lands on Who, hooking his legs!
1!
2!
Kickout!*
TH: Who just manages to kick out of that one!
JK: Yeah, but how close was that, Gorilla?! Who took the brunt of that dive to the outside, Barger knows he has a weakened opponent in front of him…
*Both men up, Barger shoots Who into the ropes. As he bounces back, Barger catches him with a Powerslam! He then pulls Who up, suplex, then a float over into the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!*
TH: Yet, somehow, Who keeps kicking out!
*Barger again pulls Who up, but is surprised by a jaw jacker! Barger staggers back, but Who rocks him with a series of jabs, then a big cross! Barger falls to the mat! Who falls on top of him for the cover!
1!
2!
But Nick Britt puts Barger’s foot on the bottom rope!*
TH: Wait, where did Nick Britt come from?!
JK: Brilliant, Gorilla! He must have been hiding in the crowd!
*Britt jumps up on the apron and argues with Who, as the ref tries to get between them. But while this is going on, Shaun Clark slips Barger a pair of brass knucks!*
TH: Wait, what did Clark just hand Barger?!
*The ref separates Who and Britt, but as the ref gets Britt off the apron, Barger spins Who around and blasts him with the knucks, then tosses them back to Clark and covers Who just as the ref turns around!
1!
2!
3!*
JK: You could’ve counted to a million, Who wasn’t getting up from that one!
MM: Here is your winner, Brandon Barger!
*Lauren Jaimeson and Beth Graham join the boys in the ring as Clark and Britt pull Who up.*
TH: Now what is the meaning of this?! The match is over!
*Beth kicks Who in the gut, then Lauren unleashes a flurry of paintbrush slaps!*
JK: It’s called sending a message, Gorilla!
*Britt and Clark throw Who to the mat, then all five members of the Breakfast Pack start stomping away at Who!*
TH: It’s called a damn mugging, that’s what it is!
*The crowd boos, but the boos turn to cheers as AmericAnt, Rita Perez, and Marie Martinique come running down the aisle!*
TH: But here come the reinforcements!
*Barger bails as Britt rushes AmericAnt, only to eat a right hand, then a left, then a big slam! The girls meet Marie and Rita and the four brawl! Rita sends Beth to the outside with a clothesline, while Marie dropkick’s Lauren, who bails out ASAP!
Clark tries to club AmericAnt from behind, but Who catches him and delivers an atomic drop, then AmericAnt finishes Clark off by lifting him up and press slamming over the top onto Nick and the girls! Brandon looks on from halfway up the ramp, as AmericAnt, CW Who, Rita Perez, and Marie Martinique stand their ground, daring any member of the Breakfast Pack to take them on…*
*Jessica Drakin appears on the tron.*
Jessica: Well, this seems to be interesting and I definitely have an idea.
AmericAnt, CW Who, Rita Perez, & Marie Martinique…you four find yourself a fifth person and next week, you will take on the Breakfast Pack in a 10-man elimination tag team match.
*The Breakfast Pack is not happy about that while the four in the ring are loving this.*
Jessica: And in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I have an idea for the match. Outside of the ring and near the stage, there will be a giant bath filled with beer (Billy Beer to be exact). No falls, DQ, or countouts will count and to eliminate your opponent, you must throw them into this bath of beer. I have coined this match a Beer Bath Match.
Enjoy…
*She disappears from the Tron as the Breakfast Pack are not happy. They leave and then the four in the ring leave.*
TH: That will definitely be an interesting match-up.
JK: A Beer Bath Match? The Breakfast Pack doesn’t deserve to be thrown into beer. This is wrong!!
TH: Well, the St. Patrick’s Day NiteRaw is setting up to be interesting. Now it’s time for our main event so let’s go to Michael Muffer who is in the ring.
*The bell rings. Sorrow’s music plays: *
Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW.
*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are yellow. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.*
TH: I am looking forward to this match.
JK: Really? I didn’t think you liked either one of these guys.
TH: I don’t, but it will be fun to see them beat each other up.
JK: That’s true.
*Jeremy Dupoe’s music plays.
*
MM: And, his opponent…from Arkham, Massachussetts…at 6 feet, 5 inches…weighing in at 210 lbs… “The Avatar of Chaos” and your FAWA Fan Forums Champion, JEREMY DUPOE!!
*Before his theme starts the words That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die echo throughout the arena. Pyro strikes the stage (think the Dudly boys WWE entrence). Dupoe rises through a hole thats bellowing fog. He’s wearing long black trunks with the word Intelligence running down the left leg and a black robe to ring with the words Brains Over Brawn written on the back. He arrives reading a book, when he gets to the top of the stage he slams the book shut with one hand and start walking to ring with the book in hand shooting disgusted looks at the crowd. He sneaks one last at the book before setting it by the book by the turnbuckle and climbing the stairs going he enters the ring through the ropes removes his robe gets on the turnbuckle and shakes his head disapprovingly at the crowd.*
TH: It’s nice of our Fan Forums Champion to finally show up.
JK: You know, Michael Rose wasn’t around much when he was champion.
TH: He at least explained why, saying that he was training and keeping a low profile since Sorrow and Dupoe were playing mind games with him. He need peace and quite for his match with Dupoe at the Lord Of The Ring.
JK: A lot of good that did him.
*The bell rings. Dupoe attacks Sorrow from behind, punching him mercilessly. He punches Sorrow back into a corner and hits him with a few shoulder thrusts and then goes back to punching Sorrow. Suddenly, Sorrow starts punching back. He punches his way out of the corner and backs Dupoe into the ropes. He whips Dupoe across the ring and goes for a chokeslam as Dupoe bounces off the ropes. However, a kick to the gut stops him. Dupoe then goes to a corner and charges out of it with a running knee that knocks Sorrow all the way back to the ropes.*
TH: Vicious knee from Dupoe. He’s taking it to Sorrow in the early goings of this match.
JK: That’s smart. Sorrow has the weight and height advantage. If Dupoe wants to win, he’s gotta just beat the crap out of Sorrow.
*Dupoe stomps on Sorrow a few times, causing him to roll out of the ring. Dupoe follows. The ref starts a count.
1…Dupoe jumps down with an elbow to Sorrow.
2…Dupoe picks up Sorrow and punches him.
3…Dupoe punches Sorrow back to the steel steps.
4…Sorrow starts punching Dupoe back.
5…Sorrow continues punching Dupoe.
6…Sorrow puts Dupoe in a headlock and tries to ram him into the steel post.
7…Dupoe slips out of it and sends Sorrow into the post instead.
8…Dupoe rolls back into the ring to break the count.*
TH: Dupoe just emphatically stopped Sorrow’s comeback.
JK: Like his robe says, “Brains over brawn,” and Dupoe is proving that to be correct.
*Dupoe grabs Sorrow and pulls him back into the ring. He whips Sorrow across the ring and hits him with a back elbow, knocking Sorrow down. He goes for a pin.*
1…
2…
*Sorrow kicks out. Dupoe gets up and picks up Sorrow. He then locks Sorrow into an abdominal stretch. Sorrow reaches out for the ropes, but he can’t reach. Dupoe punches Sorrow a few times to further weaken him. He also Sorrow away from the ropes, allowing him to grab the top rope for added leverage. The ref doesn’t see this.*
TH: A little cheating from our Fan Forums Champion.
JK: Hey! It ain’t cheating if the ref doesn’t see it.
*Dupoe keeps pulling back on the rope. The ref gets up, and Dupoe lets go. The ref asks him if he was grabbing it, and Dupoe says, “No.” The ref goes back to check on Sorrow, and Dupoe grabs the rope again. The ref gets up again. This time he sees Dupoe grabbing the rope. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Dupoe lets go of the rope and the hold.*
TH: Well, the ref saw that.
JK: Hey! Dupoe has till 5 to let go, and he took full advantage of it.
*Dupoe pushes Sorrow into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring. However, Sorrow reverses it and sends Dupoe across the ring. Sorrow locks Dupoe into a sleeperhold as he bounces off the ropes. However, Dupoe quickly escapes it with a jawbreaker. He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: Dupoe really has Sorrow’s number, but the Depressed Destroyer isn’t out yet.
JK: I’m guessing he’s been spending his time away studying his opponents.
TH: Makes sense. What else would he be doing?
JK: I don’t know, and knowing Dupoe, I really don’t wanna know.
*Dupoe grabs Sorrow and puts him in a front facelock. He has it locked on tight. Sorrow struggles to get out of it. He manages to push himself up off the mat. He then picks up Dupoe and hits him with an inverted atomic drop. Dupoe lets go, and Sorrow starts punching him. He punches Dupoe several times and then kicks him in the gut. Sorrow grabs Dupoe and slams him down to the mat. He then backs into the ropes, bounces off of them, and goes for a running jumping leg drop, but Dupoe rolls out of the way. Sorrow hits the mat.*
TH: Sorrow is having a tough time against Dupoe tonight.
JK: I’m not surprised. He’s probably thinking about Michael Rose and that Smiley Face.
TH: I wouldn’t be surprised if either one showed up tonight.
JK: No kidding.
*Dupoe gets up and grabs Sorrow’s legs. However, Sorrow pushes him off. Both men get up, and Sorrow clotheslines Dupoe. Dupoe gets up only to go back down from another clothesline. Dupoe gets up again. Sorrow pushes him back against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Sorrow catches Dupoe with Despair (Black Hole Slam). He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Dupoe kicks out.*
TH: Despair from Sorrow may have put him back into the match.
JK: Yeah, but it didn’t end it.
*Sorrow gets up and lifts Dupoe up, putting his feet onto the ropes. He then hits Dupoe with Misery (Rope-elevated swinging neck breaker). He goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Dupoe grabs the bottom rope.*
TH: Misery from Sorrow still doesn’t put Dupoe away.
JK: He should have pulled him away from the ropes.
*Sorrow gets up and picks up Dupoe onto his shoulder. He takes him to a corner and hits him with snake eyes. Sorrow lifts Dupoe up onto the top turnbuckle. He climbs up, hoping to hit Suicide (Inverted suplex from the top rope); but Dupoe elbows him several times. Sorrow falls down and gets caught in a tree of woe. Dupoe rolls over onto his feet. He backs up and then charges at Sorrow, hitting him with an elbow drop.*
TH: Dupoe takes back control.
JK: He just has Sorrow’s number tonight. Michael Rose should take notes.
TH: Everyone should take notes.
JK: Good point.
*Dupoe gets up and goes for another elbow drop, but suddenly, Michael Rose (in his street clothes) runs out. Dupoe sees him and attacks him as Rose jumps onto the apron. The ref runs over and pulls them apart.*
JK: What a shock.
TH: It’s Michael Rose!
JK: He just couldn’t leave well enough alone.
TH: The ref has stopped him for now.
*With Dupoe and the ref distracted, Sorrow frees himself from the tree of woe. He gets up and goes to the turnbuckle, removing the cover. Sorrow then gets up and low blows Dupoe while the ref keeps Rose at bay. Sorrow then picks up Dupoe and hits him with snake eyes onto the exposed turnbuckle.*
TH: Good Gawd! That had to hurt!
JK: I think Michael Rose has just won this match for Sorrow.
TH: Snake eyes onto that exposed turnbuckle says you’re right.
*Sorrow then runs over and knocks Rose off the apron with a vicious forearm, sending him crashing into the steel guardrail. Sorrow then goes back to Dupoe, picking him up and hitting him with The Path To Sorrow (Jumping thunderfire powerbomb). He goes for the pin.
1…
2…
3!
The bell rings. Sorrow’s music plays:
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MM: Here is your winner—SORROW!
TH: The Path To Sorrow ends this match with a victory for the Depressed Destroyer.
JK: Looks like the next time these two will fight will be for the Fan Forums Title.
*Sorrow raises his hand in victory. However, Rose runs into the ring and attacks him. Sorrow fights back with a kick to the groin. He then picks up Rose and hits him with the Path To Sorrow, dropping him onto Dupoe.*
TH: And, there’s the cherry on top!
JK: Sorrow is sending a message that he won’t be messed with.
*The lights go out. When they come back on, Smiley Face is in the ring. Sorrow charges at him. They fight with one another for a good while.*
TH: Not again!
JK: I knew Smiley Face would come back.
*As they fight, Kerri Thompson runs down to ring with a steel chair. She blasts Smiley Face in the back, knocking him into Sorrow, who falls back into the ropes and gets tied up. She slams the chair onto Smiley Face.*
TH: Here comes Kerri Thompson!
JK: Well, if Rose is out here…
*Kerri beats down on Smiley Face. Suddenly, the lights go out again. When they come back on, three other slightly smaller Smiley Faces are beating down on Kerri. One of them goes over and attacks Sorrow with the chair. The first Smiley Face gets up and joins in the attack.*
TH: What the hell!?
JK: I’m seeing double! Eight Smiley Faces!
TH: Not the best time for a Simpsons reference.
*The Smiley Faces then attack Rose, throwing him shoulder first into a steel post. Then, they attack Dupoe, beating him with the chair.*
TH: Now, they’re attacking Dupoe!?
JK: I thought Smiley Face was working with him.
TH: Who knows what they want here in FAWA!?
*The Smiley Face beat on Dupoe, Rose, Kerri, and Sorrow some more. Then, the lights go back out. When they come back on, the Smiley Faces are gone; and all four people are still down.*
TH: My Gawd! What a scene!
JK: You’re telling me. Four Smiley Faces? What are they going to do about that?
TH: Who knows, King. Who knows?
*We then go to Jessica in her office.*
Jessica: Four Smiley Faces now??? Okay, I have had enough of this. On St. Patrick’s Day NiteRaw, I am going to call out those four Smiley Faces and they are going to unmask live or they will never get a chance to work in this company ever again. If they want to talk about coming in or back, I will be in the ring to make sure this happens.
Now since Sorrow has beaten the Fan Forums Champion, he definitely deserves an opportunity at the belt, but Michael Rose as the former champion also deserves an opportunity to regain the belt that he was screwed out of. So next week, Sorrow and Michael Rose will be facing each other and the winner will face Jeremy Dupoe for the Fan Forums Title at the Easter NiteRaw.
TH: That is a third match for our show and even more, we will finally get to the end of this whole Smiley Face mystery.
JK: This should definitely be interesting.
TH: Well, that ends this week’s show, but join us next week for a great St. Patrick’s Day NiteRaw.
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