SPRING BREAKDOWN*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to Spring Breakdown. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King Jesse King: And Vince will not be buying up our wrestlers because he couldn’t afford them.TH: That joke was in tribute of course to the late Verne Gagne, a definite wrestling legend who passed away this week. JK: Man retired as a champion in his 50s and that always gets respect from me. TH: Well, tonight we have four very good matches as well as the revelation of who this saboteur is.JK: He already proved himself a coward by not coming out when called out so we finally get to see the face of this man as he gets to come out here on his own terms.TH: Well, the four matches will start off first with a women’s tag team match that has been months in the making with Rita Perez and Marie Martinique who comprise the Caribbean Crew face off against the women of the Breakfast Pack in Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison.JK: It is going to be totally cool when those Caribbean Crew members get their comeuppance for bothering the Breakfast Pack.TH: Lauren was the one who started this whole thing by insulting Rita.JK: And it will be the Breakfast Pack who finishes it.TH: Also we will have a triple threat match that has also been long in the making as Michael Rose takes on Sorrow and the returning “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs in a triple threat match.JK: The Comedian is back, jack….and he is going to be the one victorious here tonight. TH: Then for the Fan Forums Title, “The Avatar of Chaos” Jeremy Dupoe will defend the title against the rising youngster known as AmericAnt.JK: That patriotic pest is only here by the luck of some stupid egg and The Avatar of Chaos is going to make sure that luck runs out.TH: And finally in our main event, World Champion Gus Richlen puts his title as well as his career in FAWA on the line against the 2015 Lord of the Ring Jonathan Michaels.JK: Tonight, I think is going to be the last night of Gus’ career here and I think a certain someone will make sure of that.TH: Well, with all that said, let’s get to Michael Muffer for our opening match. Michael Muffer: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall. MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 258 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison, THE BREAKFAST PACK! *Beth and Lauren comes out to the boos of the crowd. Beth has on black pants and top, with 5'' between them and a gray skull and cross bones on the butt and down the legs, black boots and elbow pads, with a gray skull and cross bones on them. Lauren has on white pants and top with pink Valley girl slang written all over them, with 5'' between them; and white boots and elbow pads. Lauren dances down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Beth just walks down non-chalantly. Lauren blows a kiss to some guy in the audience and enters the ring, dancing about the ring. Beth just walks around it, looking bored.*
TH: We are set for tag team action between The Caribbean Crew and The Breakfast Pack. JK: I’ve been waiting for this match. I can’t wait to see what these ladies do to one another. TH: I’m sure you thought about it many nights.JK: You got that right, Hoss. MM: And, their opponents, coming down the aisle at a combined weight 272 pounds, from The Caribbean Islands—Marie Martinique and Rita Perez, THE CARIBBEAN CREW! *Marie and Rita come out to the cheers of the crowd. Marie has on a white top and black tights with 5'' between with the Haitian flag down the legs and the Haitian coat of arms on the butt, black wrist tape, white elbow pads, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Rita also has on a white top and black tights with 5'' between but with the Puerto Rican flag down the legs and the Puerto Rican coat of arms on the butt, black wrist tape, white elbow pads, and black boots the Puerto Rican flag on the sides. Both women simply walk down to the ring as pyro goes off behind, calmly enter it, and walk over to a corner and stand on the second turnbuckle, making an X with their arms.*
TH: This will be the first time we see the Crew in action together. JK: It will be interesting to see how well they work together. We know what the Pack girls bring to the table. The Crew is a total mystery. TH: Well, the mystery will be solved tonight. *The bell rings. We start off with Rita and Lauren. Lauren tries to sweep Rita’s legs, but Rita manages to stop that from happening. They tie up, and Rita quickly puts Lauren in a headlock. However, Lauren gets out of it by pulling Rita’s hair and yanking her down to the mat. Rita gets up, yelling at Lauren for that. The ref yells at her as well. They tie up again, and Rita locks in another headlock. However, Lauren yanks Rita down by her hair again. Then, she runs over and punches Marie, knocking her off the mat.*
TH: Lauren Jamison getting aggressive this early in the match. JK: The Pack made a statement on NiteRaw, and they are showing that it wasn’t all talk. *Rita charges at Lauren, but she kicks Rita in the gut. She then puts Rita into a headlock of her own. However, Rita pulls back into the ropes, bounces off, and throws Lauren across the ring. Lauren bounces off the opposite ropes, and Rita jumps down to the mat to try and trip her. But, Lauren jumps over her, hits the ropes, and exits the ring. She points to her head, showing how smart she is. Unfortunately, she forgot about Marie. She comes up behind Lauren and starts punching her.*
TH: Marie Martinique shows why you shouldn’t take your eyes off of her. JK: Lauren messed up there. But, on the outside, she can recover. *Lauren punches back and manages to get back into the ring. Marie follows her, and they continue fighting. Beth runs into the ring to come to Lauren’s aid, but Rita stops her. Marie punches Lauren against the ropes and clotheslines her out. Then, she attacks Beth from behind. Soon, Rita and Marie are ping-ponging Beth back and forth with punches. One good punch form Marie knocks Beth down. Then, they grab Beth’s legs and hit her with Around the Island (With Beth face down on the mat, Rita and Marie each grab a leg, pick Beth up, and then drop her onto the mat back first.).*
TH: The Caribbean Crew takes Beth Graham Around the Island.JK: They are terrible tourist guides. *Beth rolls out of the ring. She and Lauren regroup while The Crew soaks in the cheers of the crowd. The ref gets Marie to go back to her corner while Beth does the same. Lauren reenters the ring. They tie up, and Lauren pushes Rita back into the ropes. Lauren pushes on Rita hard, causing the ref to break them up. When he does, Lauren slaps Rita. Big mistake. Rita unleashes a flurry of punches, which eventually knocks Lauren down. Lauren gets up, and they tie up again. This time, Rita pushes Lauren around, putting her into a neutral corner. She pushes on Lauren hard, and the ref has to break them up. When he does, Rita slaps Lauren like she did earlier. Rita backs up, and Lauren charges at her. Rita takes her down with a drop toehold. She gets up, grabs Lauren by her hair, and hits her with a curb stomp.*
TH: Good GAWD! Vicious curb stomp to Lauren from Rita.JK: She didn’t like that slap Lauren gave her, but just slapping her back should have been payback enough. She just wanted to hurt Lauren.TH: To be fair, the Pack has been wanting to hurt the Crew for a good while.JK: Yeah, but The Crew is supposed to take the higher road. They’re fan favorites, you know. *Rita gets up and picks up Lauren. Suddenly, Lauren pushes Rita back into the Pack’s corner. Lauren tags in Beth, but Rita knees Lauren in the face, elbows Beth off the apron, and exits the ring. The Pack recovers as Rita gets back into the ring near her partner. Lauren exits the ring. Beth and Rita circle one another. Then, Beth grabs Rita’s hand and pulls her toward the Pack’s corner. However, Rita lands a good punch, knocking Beth back into Lauren, knocking her off the apron. Beth charges at Rita, but Rita hits her with a swinging side slam. Lauren enters the ring, but Rita gets up and blasts her with a running front dropkick, knocking her back out of the ring.*
TH: Rita Perez is looking good against the Pack.JK: Yeah, she has their number so far. But, for how long? *Lauren tries to reenter the ring, but the ref stops her and forces her back to her corner. Rita and Beth tie up, and Beth soon puts Rita into a headlock. Rita pulls Beth back into the ropes and throws her off. Beth runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes. Rita catches her with an armdrag and puts her into an armbar. She then pulls Beth to the Crew’s corner and tags in Marie. Marie comes in, and they hit Beth with the Lobster Trap (Rita puts Beth in a camel clutch, and Marie then dropkicks Beth in her face.).*
TH: Beth gets caught in the Lobster Trap. JK: The Crew is looking impressive so far, but the Pack can come back. *Marie picks up Beth and hits her with a pendulum backbreaker submission. Beth struggles to get out of the hold, but Marie pushes down hard on her. However, Beth is able to kick her way out of the hold. Marie goes down, and Beth goes for a tag. However, Marie tags in Rita first. Rita runs in and stops Beth from tagging in Lauren, pulling her back with an armbar. Beth struggles to get out of it, managing to drag herself and Rita to the Pack’s corner to tag in Lauren. However, Rita is able to whip Beth into the Crew’s corner. Rita hits Beth with a corner axe kick and then tags in Marie. They throw Beth out with a double hip toss. Marie then locks Beth into a single leg Boston crab.*
TH: Single leg crab to Beth Graham. JK: The Crew is really taking it to the Pack. But, they gotta watch out for the Pack’s other members.TH: That’s true. They don’t usually operate alone.JK: And, that’s what gives Lauren and Beth the edge. *Marie has the hold locked on tight, but Beth starts to kick her way out of the hold again. Marie lets go and quick drops an elbow onto Beth’s back. She then grabs Beth’s arm and puts her into a hammerlock. Beth gets out of this hold as well by grabbing Marie’s leg and pulling her down. However, Marie pushes Beth off into the turnbuckles. Beth bounces off, and Marie puts her back into the hammerlock. After a minute or two trying to get out of the hold, Beth manages to roll around out of it and puts Marie into a keylock. Suddenly, Lauren runs in and puts Marie’s free arm into a keylock. They try to flip Marie over, but she lands on her feet uses that momentum to hit both of them with a double armdrag. They get up, and Marie takes them down with a dropkick. Lauren gets up, and Marie hits her with a single leg facebreaker. Beth goes to the top and jumps off when Marie gets up, but Marie knocks her down with a superkick.*
TH: Nice counter by Marie Martinique! JK: She used her strength and that momentum against the Pack. The Crew is just on fire so far. TH: And, she’s still taking it to the Pack. The Crew is the team to beat tonight. *Marie gets up, but Lauren hits her with a knee to the gut. The Pack goes for a double suplex, but Rita runs in and catches Marie on her shoulder, allowing her to land on her feet. The Crew then superkicks both Pack girls. They go down but get back up only to be taken back to the mat with stereo DDTs. Marie and Rita then go to the top and wait for Beth and Lauren to get up. They do, and the Crew jumps off with double missile dropkicks from adjacent corners, knocking them both down. Beth and Lauren roll to the outside as Marie and Rita gloat in the ring.*
TH: The Caribbean Crew is on fire tonight! JK: Damn! The Pack just can’t get on the attack! *The Pack girls take their time getting back into the match. However, Marie and Rita keep stopping the ref from counting, wanting to beat them in the ring. Eventually, Beth enters the ring, and Lauren gets back to the Pack’s corner. Beth sticks her hand out for a test of strength. Marie takes it, but Beth kicks her in the gut. Beth tries to pick Marie up for a gorilla press, but Marie slips over Beth, tags in Rita, and picks up Beth from behind. Rita jumps off the top rope, and they hit Beth with Island Hopping (Wheelbarrow facebuster (Marie)/Diving bulldog (Rita) combo).*
TH: The Crew goes Island Hopping on Beth Graham.JK: The Crew has some impressive moves. The Pack has some of their own and needs to bust them out pronto. *Rita picks up Beth and whips her into the ropes. She goes for a dropkick, but Lauren grabs Beth to stop her from bouncing off the ropes. Rita drops to the mat, and Beth pounces on her with an elbow drop. She goes for another elbow drop, but Rita rolls out of the way. Beth hits the mat but manages to roll over and tag in Lauren. Lauren comes in, and they tie up. She puts Rita into a headlock, but Rita pulls her back into the ropes and pushes her off. She charges at Lauren, but Lauren surprises her with Into The Groove (Lou Thesz press with punches).*
TH: Into The Groove out of nowhere from Lauren Jamison.JK: Looks like Lauren heard me. Maybe she’ll do some other things I suggest. TH: Will you stop!? *Lauren gets up and throws Rita into a corner. She then punches Rita several times before whipping her across the ring. However, Rita manages to climb onto the top turnbuckle. Lauren charges after her, but Rita flips over her. Lauren charges at her, but Rita catches Lauren with a hip toss. Lauren gets up and charges at Rita again, but she catches Laruen on her shoulders and hits her with Roberto Clemente’s Swing (Fireman's carry into tilt-a-whirl sidewalk slam).*
TH: Roberto Clemente’s Swing! The Crew is on a roll. JK: And, they almost lost it. They better not let up, because the Pack can take over and dominate very easily. *Suddenly, Beth runs into the ring. Rita gets up and punches her back against the ropes. Lauren gets up and tries to attack Rita from behind, but Marie runs in and attacks her. Rita clotheslines Beth out of the ring. Marie punches Lauren back against the ropes while Rita gets into position behind them. Marie then whips Lauren toward Rita, and Rita hits Lauren with The Puerto Rican Kick (Savate kick followed by a roundhouse kick to the head). Lauren rolls to the outside.*
TH: Pandemonium in the ring! And, there’s the Puerto Rican Kick for added measure! JK: I’m guessing the Pack girls are regretting not bringing Brandon, Nick, and-or Shaun out with them. TH: You could say that again. *Beth tries to sneak back in, but Marie and Rita catch her and hit her with a double superkick, knocking her off the apron. The Pack girls regroup and take a breather. The ref tries to count, but the Crew stops him again, still wanting to pin them in the ring. Eventually, Lauren gets back into the ring. Rita attacks her, but a knee to the gut allows Lauren to tag in Beth. Beth comes in swinging punches at Rita, but Rita ducks one with the Matrix evasion. She gets up, grabs Beth from behind, and hits her with a reverse DDT. Rita picks up Beth and throws her to the Crew’s corner, where Marie sticks her boot in for Beth to run into. Rita tags Marie in, and she stomps on Beth while Rita exits the ring. Marie picks up Beth, and Rita sticks her boot in so that Marie can whip Beth into it. Marie then tags Rita back in, and they hit Beth with a double suplex.*
TH: Double suplex to Beth Graham. JK: Smart on the Crew’s part to make those quick tags. That will really wear down your opponent if a fresh woman is always in the ring. TH: That’s Tag Team Wrestling 101, as you’re fond of saying.JK: Exactly, Hoss! *Rita picks up Beth and goes for a suplex, but Beth counters it and goes for a suplex of her own. However, Rita lands on her feet behind Beth. She pushes Beth into the ropes and rolls her up for a pin.
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Lauren runs in, but Rita lets up on Beth to punch her back out of the ring. Rita goes after Lauren, but Beth knees Rita in the back. She tries to whip Rita across the ring, but Rita reverses it. However, Beth jumps over the ropes and exits the ring. Rita follows. She chases Beth around, but Rita runs around right into a bicycle kick from Lauren.*
TH: Beth Graham jumps over the ropes. She may have had enough of this match.JK: Can’t say that I blame her. TH: Well, the Caribbean Crew may disagree with that assessment. JK: I doubt it. Bicycle kick to Rita Perez!TH: Terrific teamwork by the Breakfast Pack.JK: Rita ran right into that one, literally.*Lauren and Beth stomp on Rita, but Marie comes to her aid, attacking them both. However, the ref exits the ring to pull her off, allowing Lauren and Beth to get away. Marie checks on her partner, but the ref forces her to get back to her corner. Meanwhile, Beth picks up Rita and throws her into the ring. Beth gets back into the ring, whips Rita into the Pack’s corner, and tags in Lauren. They move away, Beth whips Lauren at Rita, and Lauren hits her with La Isla Bonita (Stinger splash). Lauren then throws Rita out of the corner with Crazy For You (Handstand Frankensteiner to opponent in the corner).*
TH: La Isla Bonita brings Lauren Jamison back into the match. And, now she hits Rita with Crazy For You.JK: Looks like the Pack will be taking over now. *Lauren gets up and stomps on Rita a few times. She then picks Rita up and whips her into Beth’s knee. Rita falls to her knees in pain. Lauren tags Beth in and picks up Rita. She hands Rita to Beth, and Beth puts her throat on the top rope and hits her with a hangman. Rita goes down, and Beth enters the ring. She taunts Rita before stomping on her. Beth picks up Rita and slams her head face first onto Lauren’s knee. Beth places Rita in the corner and chokes her a little. The ref starts a count.
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Beth lets go. Beth then argues with the ref, saying that count was fast. He argues back, allowing Lauren to choke Rita on the top rope. Marie runs in to try to warn the ref, but he just gets into her face, telling her to leave the ring. This allows Beth to grab Rita’s legs so that Lauren can pull down further on Rita’s neck.*
TH: What the hell!? Lauren is choking Rita on the rope.JK: But, the ref doesn’t see it! Beth has him distracted! And, Marie is helping! Tag Team Wrestling 101 right here, Hoss. TH: They really need to have two refs for tag matches. JK: Hey! If Marie didn’t run in, then her partner would have been fine. *Marie finally leaves the ring, and Beth and Lauren let go of Rita. She falls down to the mat. Beth grabs Rita and puts her in a reverse chinlock. She has it locked on tight. Rita struggles to get out of it. After a few second, Rita grabs Beth’s head and pulls herself up. She then takes Beth down with a snapmare. However, Beth was able to tag in Lauren. Rita gets up and walks to Marie, but Lauren stops her with a knee to the back. Lauren then grabs Beth, and they hit her with Less Than Zero (Lauren hip tosses Beth onto Rita, with Beth landing on her with a front flip senton).*
TH: Less Than Zero on Rita Perez. JK: The Pack is firmly in control. The Crew should have put them away when they had the chance. *Beth exits the ring, and Lauren picks up Rita. She throws Rita back to the mat with a snapmare and goes for an elbow drop. However, Rita rolls out of the way. Lauren gets up for another elbow drop, but Rita rolls out of the ring. Lauren tries to exit the ring, but Rita punches her before she can get out. Lauren tries again, but Rita punches her again. Rita then gets up onto the apron and jumps over the ropes with a sunset flip. She tries to pull Lauren down, but Lauren stays on her feet. She struggles to grab the ropes to stay up, but Rita keeps pulling on her. However, Lauren is able to back herself close enough to her corner so that when she goes down, she’s able to tag in Beth. Rita holds Lauren for a pin, unaware that Beth is now the legal woman. She comes into the ring and kicks Rita in the face, knocking her down.*
TH: Sunset flip! Rita… almost… has her… She got her! JK: But, Lauren tagged in Beth! TH: And, Beth Graham comes in with a kick to the face! JK: The Pack is wrestling very intelligently. That’s gonna win them the match. *Lauren exits the ring as Beth stomps on Rita. Beth picks up Rita and whips her into a neutral corner. Beth goes after Rita, but Rita comes out swinging with a punch. Beth gets hit but manages to recover with Rock With You (Back kick to the midsection, followed by a front kick to the face and chest and finished with a spinning back kick to the head), sending Rita through the ropes and to the outside.*
TH: Rock With You take Rita out of the ring. JK: They need to keep Rita in the ring and beaten down. That will win The Pack the match. *Beth exits the ring as the ref counts.
1…Beth stomps on Rita.
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3…Beth drops Rita chest first onto the steel guardrail.
4…Beth puts Rita back against the guardrail and hits her with a knife-edge chop.
5…Beth then throws Rita into the apron.
6…Beth gets back into the ring and pulls Rita up onto the apron. She tries to slam her head on the steel post, but Rita blocks it with her boot. She then slams Beth’s head onto the top turnbuckle. Rita then climbs onto the top turnbuckle and jumps off with Ode To Raul Julia (Flying neckbreaker slam). She then pins Beth.
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Beth kicks out.*
TH: Ode To Raul Julia! Rita may have this! JK: NO! Beth kicks out. *Beth manages to quickly tag in Lauren. Rita tries to tag out as well, but Beth grabs her tights, allowing Lauren to come in and hit Rita with a running headlock bulldog. Lauren then jumps onto Rita with a senton and pulls Rita back near the Pack’s corner. She then puts Rita into a camel clutch. The ref gets into Rita’s face to see if she wants to quit. She doesn’t. However, the ref is too busy to see Beth reach in through the ropes and pull back on Lauren’s shoulders, giving her added leverage on the camel clutch.*
TH: What a shock! More dirty tactics from the Breakfast Pack! JK: Hey! They are just trying to win the match. You can’t tell me that the Caribbean Crew wouldn’t do the same.TH: NO! They wouldn’t! JK: Well, that’s just your opinion, Hoss. *Marie runs in to try and stop the Pack’s tactics, but the referee stops her. This allows Beth to slip in and take over on the camel clutch. Lauren claps her hands to make the ref think that they made a tag. He goes back to Rita to see if she wants to give up.*
TH: What the hell! Beth’s not legal! JK: Hey! I heard a slap! TH: Lauren clapped her hands! The camera caught it plain as day! JK: Well, I need a new monitor! How come you get all the good stuff, Hoss? TH: Will you stop!? *Beth pulls back on the camel clutch. However, the ref yells at Beth for not being legal. She insists that she is, but the ref ain’t buying it. So, he counts for Beth to leave.
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Beth lets go, and Lauren reenters the ring. As Beth yells at the referee, Lauren picks up Rita. However, Rita surprises her with an inside cradle. The ref gets Beth out and then makes the count.
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Lauren kicks out. Both girls get up, but Lauren suddenly hits Rita with True Blue (Roundhouse kick).*
TH: True Blue kick leaves Rita black and blue! JK: She was too weak to hold the pin, and that kick may have knocked her out.*Lauren locks Rita back into the camel clutch. However, Rita is close to Marie. Marie reaches out for a tag and whips the crowd up to rally Rita. Suddenly, Lauren charges at Marie, hitting her with a forearm shot. Lauren picks up Rita and pulls her to The Pack’s corner. Marie runs in, wanting to get to Lauren, but the referee stops her. As he tries to get her to leave, the Pack hit Rita with Raging Bull (Powerbomb (Lauren)/springboard flying clothesline (Beth) combo). The ref gets Marie out of the ring, and Lauren pins Rita.
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Rita kicks out.*
TH: Raging Bull behind the referee’s back.JK: Marie’s anger got the better of her and cost her partner dearly! TH: The match ain’t over yet, King. Rita kicked out.JK: True, but it could be soon.*Lauren picks up Rita and tags in Beth. Suddenly, Rita starts punching Lauren. Beth tries to stop her, but she punches Beth too. However, Lauren stops her with a double axe handle to the back. They throw Rita into the corner and then move away from her. Beth gets down on all four, and Lauren charges at Rita, hitting her with Poetry In Motion. Lauren gets up and exits the ring as Beth gets up and punches Rita several times. However, Rita starts to punch her way out of the corner. But, Beth stops her with a knee to the gut and takes her down with a side headlock takedown. However, Rita is able to lock her in a neckscissors. Beth counters by rolling over Rita for a pin.
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Rita lifts Beth up, rolls her around, and drops her back to the mat with a back slide pin.*
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Beth rolls out of it. Rita gets up and tries to jump over Beth to tag in Marie. Marie reaches out for her, but Beth catches Rita and drops her with a spinebuster.*
TH: Oh man! Rita was so close to tagging in Marie! JK: Close but not cigar. That was foolish trying to jump over Beth.TH: I have to agree. She should have hit Beth some kind of move before tagging out.JK: I’m sure she won’t make the same mistake. *Beth crawls over Rita and tags out to Lauren. Lauren comes in and picks up Rita. She chops Rita against the ropes and then whips Rita across the ring. Lauren goes for a clothesline, but Rita ducks it. She bounces off the ropes and charges at Lauren, but Lauren charges at her and hits her with a running spinning facebuster. Lauren then pins Rita.
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Marie runs in and breaks up the pin. The ref gets Marie out of the ring. Lauren punches Rita a few times. Rita tries to punch back, but Lauren grabs her arms and pushes her shoulders down on the mat for a pin.
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Rita gets her shoulder up. Lauren tries to push her down, but Rita pushes herself up off the mat. Lauren then jumps up and lands on Rita with a senton, pushing her down for another pin.*
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Rita gets her shoulders up. Lauren jumps up with another senton, getting Rita into another pin.
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Rita gets her shoulders up. Lauren jumps up again with a senton, getting Rita back into a pin.
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Rita gets her shoulders up. Lauren jumps of again with a senton, but Rita gets her legs up. Lauren lands on them and falls onto the mat.*
TH: Oh my! Nice counter from Rita Perez.JK: Lauren went to that well one too many times.TH: Now, Rita needs to tag out to Marie.JK: Easier said than done. *Both women are down. The ref starts a count.
1…Both girls are down.
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3…Rita starts rolling over to The Crew’s corner.
4…Lauren rolls over onto her arms and legs.
5…Rita gets up on her knees, taking a breather.
6…Lauren gets up and tags in Beth. She runs in and tries to stop Rita from making a tag, but she doesn’t get there in time! Rita makes the tag. The crowd goes wild as Marie comes in punching both Beth and Lauren.*
TH: Lauren gets the tag. But, so does Rita! Marie Martinique runs in, taking down both Pack girls. JK: The Pack should have put Rita away when they had the chance.*Marie keeps punching both girls as they get up. However, Lauren stops her with a knee to the gut. Beth walks over, and they push Marie against the ropes and whip her across the ring. They both charge at Marie, but Marie surprises them with a crossbody, knocking them both down. Beth gets up, and Marie kicks her in the gut. She picks up Beth as Rita climbs to the top, and they hit her with The Caribbean Plex #1 (Cross body (Rita)/vertical suplex (Marie) combo). Marie covers her for a pin.
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Lauren breaks up the pin.*
TH: There’s The Caribbean Plex #1. Marie goes for the pin, but Lauren breaks it up.JK: The Crew should have taken Lauren out first. Rookie mistake there.*Lauren gets up, and Rita charges at her with a clothesline, knocking her out of the ring. Meanwhile, Marie picks up Beth and hits her with Saint-Domingue (Michinoku driver II pin). She holds for the pin.
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Beth kicks out.*
TH: Saint-Domingue to Beth Graham, but she kicks out.JK: Beth is one tough basket case. And, the Crew really needs to take Lauren out.*Lauren tries to reenter the ring, but Rita stops her. They punch each other wildly. The ref sees this and goes over to break them up. Meanwhile, Marie picks up Beth and whips her into a corner. She then charges at Beth and hits her with The Haitian Hurricane (Shining wizard followed by a bulldog).*
TH: Haitian Hurricane to Beth Graham.JK: But, the ref is too busy with Rita and Lauren.TH: Yeah, that could be a problem.*The ref pulls them apart and pushes Rita to her corner. She argues but reluctantly agrees. Meanwhile, Marie picks up Beth. Beth pushes her away, but Marie bounces off the ropes and hits her with a kick to the gut. She then picks up Beth for The Haitian-plex (Delayed cradle suplex). However, Lauren reaches under the ropes and trips Marie. Beth lands on her for a pin. The ref sees this and goes to make the pin, but he doesn’t see Lauren holding Marie’s leg down.
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MM: Here are your winners—THE BREAKFAST PACK!TH: What the hell!? The Breakfast Pack just stole this! JK: They did it! They beat The Caribbean Crew with their superior intellects! I love it!*Rita runs in, and The Crew argues with the ref over the ending. Beth exits the ring and joins Lauren in celebration. They try to leave, but Rita and Marie run out, grab them by their hair, and throw them back into the ring. Rita and Marie then climb up the turnbuckles and jump off with double missile dropkicks when Beth and Lauren gets up.*
JK: What the hell!? The Caribbean Crew is a bunch of sore losers! TH: The Breakfast Pack stole the match. They have a right to be upset!JK: They’re supposed to take the high road, Hoss!*Rita and Marie beat down on Beth and Lauren. Suddenly, Nick Britt and Shaun Clark (in Choose Breakfast T-shirts, blue jeans, and boots) run into the ring and attack Rita and Marie from behind.*
TH: What a shock! The other members of the Breakfast Pack have come out for some gang warfare!JK: Their partners were getting attacked. Nick Britt and Shaun Clark are just two chivalrous men coming to their friends aid. *Shaun and Nick beat down on Rita and Marie. Suddenly, two men, a muscular and ripped black man with black hair in short dreadlocks, brown eyes, and goatee around mouth and a fit and muscular but not ripped Latino with slicked-back black hair, brown eyes, and a little stubble, both wearing black shirts and blue jeans, run into the ring. They attack Nick and Shaun, beating them back against the ropes and clotheslining them out of the ring. Lauren and Beth suddenly jump onto their backs, but the men throw them off onto Nick and Shaun, knocking them down.*
JK: Who the hell are these guys!? TH: Two men have just come out from the crowd and attack the Breakfast Pack! JK: Security! *Rita and Marie get up, and Rita gets a microphone as the Pack gets up. Then, they walk over to the two men, and Rita starts talking to the Pack.*
Rita: There’s something you retro wannabes should know about me. I learn from my mistakes. I waited too damn long to bring Marie into the mix. And, I knew that you two girls wouldn’t hesitate to get your loser boys to jump us. So, we called the other members of the Caribbean Crew, Benjamin Bannock *points to the black man* and Antonio “Tony” Colón *points to the Latino* and had them come here and wait in the audience until your friends showed up. And they did! The gang warfare ain’t happening anymore. So, I’d suggest you loser get back into your DeLorean and go back to 1985. You’ll be a lot happier there. Because, if you stay here… Well, it’s hurricane season, bitch! *The crowd cheers as the Pack looks worried.*
TH: Uh-oh! The Breakfast Pack has some real competition as the whole Caribbean Crew is now in FAWA!JK: Dammit! This is totally not rad!TH: Well, we have been given a video from Jordan Mac and his crew from their $500,000 party that happened yesterday. JK: Can’t wait to see the fun.*Camera pulls in to show Jordan Mac in his mansion's recreation room with the members of the Black Gold Crew partying with him*
Ahahaha! You smell that, boys? That's the sweet smell of excess at work right now.Huh. I thought it was the smell of 500K and some Grey GooseWell, thinking ain't what I sign your checks for, Tyrus. Anyway, having some more greenbacks in your pocket always feels good, but we gotta start thinking of the future. When I told y'all I wanted to come into the wrestling world, I said I wouldn't stop until I became the face of FAWA. But we need to stop sitting on our asses and start thinking of some ways to get that spot in FAWA. What the hell's going on in the company anyway?Those Breakfast Pack dudes been tearing shit up for a while now, and they've got some serious beef with a lot of people in the company. They could be pretty useful to have on our side.I dunno about that idea. I've never been able to f*** with John Hughes movies. Breakfast Club was overrated and none of the other ones impressed me.Not even Sixteen Candles? Anyway....I'm not saying you gotta start coming out to an 80's pop song or something, all I'm saying is that they look like they need some help and so do we. We got like 13 or something dudes on your payroll, and that might be attractive for them. A real "scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" situation.True, true. I'll give that one some thought. Any other ideas?The FAN Forums Belt is on the line. You go after Dupoe or the Ant dude and all that gold is all yours.Now that sounds like music to my ears. I'm definitely keeping an eye on both of those boys, cause you never know when an opportunity might strike. I'm liking what I'm hearing from you Tyrus, tell me some more.That's all I got, man. But I-- *Tyrus' phone buzzes*
WHOA! Jordan, look at this update I got! "FAWA Update: Seth Drakin to return to in-ring competition at GookerMania. Opponent to be announced at a date to be determined." Jordan, this is the man that cost you the Lord of the Ring crown! Can you imagine what would happen if you stuck a boot up his ass for what he did to you? For what he did to us?!Tyrus, I'd do a lot more than stick my foot up Seth Drakin's ass. I'd send his crusty, leathery-faced, Danny Phantom-looking ass straight to the nearest retirement home where he belongs. I could have the title of Lord of the Ring right now, but he pulled a fast count on me! He couldn't stand the thought of a young buck getting something that big that quick, and him & Johnny were in on it the whole time! But that's not a problem for us now, he's not even a threat. Because if Seth Drakin ever shows his face in FAWA again, and I'll put him in a hospital bed for life. Right next to Michael Hayden.You do remember his wife's the boss of the company right?Yeah, but Jessica's a businesswoman. She knows how much I mean to the company, and she knows that a satisfied Jordan Mac equals a thriving profit for the FAWA.Can't disagree with a stack of Benjamins staring you in the face. I just hope you can get what you want, Mac.Get what we want, Tyrus. Black Gold Crew ain't just a fashion-line collaborated with Raf Simons himself that you can buy online for the low price of $1,200. It's a lifestyle, Tyrus! It's our familia! Our brotherhood! When someone messes with even one of you guys, they mess with me. Seth, Evil M, Michaels, Dupoe, AmericAnt, and anyone else that thinks that they can compare to me, they'll all find that out real quick.TH: Well, Jordan Mac is definitely ready to make everyone know who he is.JK: And I predict before 2015 is over, this man will be champion. You can only hold back a man of destiny for so long.TH: Time for our next match. *The bell rings as Michael Muffer is in the middle of the ring with the ref in the corner*
MM: The following contest is a triple threat match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW.*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are red. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.*
TH: This should be a barn burner as three men who do not like each other will face off against one another. JK: I’m really looking forward to this, especially since it will be The Comedian’s first match back in FAWA.TH: And, he has a challenge ahead of him. JK: I’m sure he’ll be able to pull if off.MM: And, his opponent…MM: Coming down the aiskle, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE. *Michael Rose come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing white short wrestling trunks, white elbow and knee pads, and white boots, all with a rose on them. Rose is also holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then drops the bouquet down on the steel steps.*
TH: Interesting. Kerri Thompson did not come out with Rose.JK: They might have had a falling out over his match with TNT.TH: Why? Just because she was the ref doesn’t make it her fault he lost. That blame lies with Sorrow.JK: True, but Rose is an emotional man. He might not be thinking logically.TH: Either way, Rose won’t have the advantage of having Kerri with him tonight.MM: And, their opponent, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 290 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his orange tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.*
TH: There he is. The man who tricked his way back into FAWA, and boy did it ever pay off.JK: He looks pumped and ready to get back into the action tonight. TH: That might change once the bell rings and Sorrow and Rose get a hold of him.JK: True, but they don’t like each other as well. That’s gonna work in Riggs’s favor. *The bell rings. All three men look at one another, waiting for the other to make the first move. They all trash talk one another. The trash talk between Rose and Sorrow gets particularly heated, and they start to really argue with one another, getting into each other’s face. However, this angers Riggs, hating the fact they are ignoring him. Eventually, he slaps both men in the face to get them to pay attention to him. They look at each other and then punch Riggs, knocking him down. Rose and Sorrow stomp of Riggs for a good while.*
TH: Welcome back to FAWA, Bobby Riggs! JK: He didn’t like being ignored, but I imagine that Riggs don’t mind it now! *Rose and Sorrow continue stomping on Riggs. Eventually, Sorrow picks up Riggs, pushes him into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Riggs bounces off the ropes, and Sorrow hits him with a big boot. Riggs gets up only to be clotheslined out by Rose. Rose turns around and gets punched by Sorrow. He punches Rose over into a corner and then hits him with several back elbows. After beating him down in the corner for a bit, Sorrow pulls Rose from the corner and then whips him across the ring. Sorrow goes for a back body drop, but Rose counters by slamming his head into the mat. Sorrow gets up, and Rose punches him back into the ropes. He whips Sorrow across the ring and goes for a clothesline. However, Sorrow ducks it, bounces off the ropes, and hits Rose with Teardrops (Lou Thesz press followed by multiple punches).*
TH: Teardrops to Michael Rose.JK: Sorrow is gonna make them both cry tonight. TH: That might be easier said than done.JK: Well, he’ll try; and that won’t be a pretty sight.*Sorrow gets up and picks up Rose. He pushes him into the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring again, but Rose reverses it. At the same time, Riggs is trying to get back into the ring. However, Sorrow hits the ropes and knocks Riggs back to the floor. Rose then charges at Sorrow and clotheslines him over the ropes. On the outside, Riggs attacks Sorrow, punching him several times. He then whips Sorrow into the steel steps, sending him flying over them. Riggs climbs back onto the apron, and Rose suddenly throws him into the ring with a hip toss. Rose pushes Riggs against the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Riggs reverses it. Rose bounces off the ropes, and Riggs slides behind him, hitting Rose with a German suplex. He rolls over, picks up Rose, and hits him with another German suplex. He then rolls over, picks up Rose, and hits him with a third German suplex.*
TH: They say Comedy Comes In Threes, and Riggs has proven that. JK: Well, he would know. He is The Comedian. *Riggs gets up and stomps on Rose as he crawls to a corner. He keeps stomping on Rose viciously and then steps onto the bottom rope and chokes Rose with his right foot, pulling up on the second rope. The ref starts a count.
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Riggs gets off of Rose. He then yells at the ref as Rose get up. Riggs then grabs Rose and hits him with a backhand chop to the chest. He then chops Rose again. He chops Rose for a third time. However, when he goes for another, Rose suddenly throws him into the corner and starts chopping the hell out of his chest. Rose goes for another Irish whip, but Riggs reverses it and pulls him in for The Setup And The Punchline (Inverted Atomic Drop followed by Discus Punch).*
TH: The Setup And The Punchline to Michael Rose!JK: Riggs is looking impressive in his return match.TH: Yeah, there’s no signs of ring rust on him.*Riggs gets up, taunting Rose. He picks Rose up and drops him to the mat with a brainbuster. He picks up Rose again, hitting him a snap suplex. He picks up Rose again, this time hitting him with a reverse suplex. He picks up Rose and tries to whip him across the ring, but Rose rolls under his arm and pulls Riggs in for a single arm DDT. He goes for a pin.
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Riggs kicks out.*
TH: Surprise DDT out of nowhere, but Rose doesn’t end the match.
JK: Riggs was toying with Rose, but that must’ve woken Rose up. And, it nearly cost Riggs the match.
*Riggs rolls out of the ring to recover, but Rose goes after him. Rose chases after Riggs and eventually grabs him. He slams Riggs face first onto the steel steps. Rose then tries to whip Riggs into the steel guardrail, but Riggs reverses it. Rose hits the guardrail and bounces off of them, and Riggs blasts him with The Funny Bone lariat. Riggs taunts Rose, but he turns around right into Teardrops (Lou Thesz press followed by multiple punches) from Sorrow.*
TH: The Funny Bone knocks out Michael Rose.JK: And, Teardrops knocks out The Comedian. TH: From comedy to tragedy. JK: Sorrow smartly took a breather and waited to strike. TH: That might pay off for him. *Sorrow gets up and goes after Rose. He picks Rose up and hits him with several knees to the gut against the steel guardrail. Then, he hits Rose with several haymakers. Sorrow then throws Rose back into the ring. He reenters the ring and stomps on Rose a few times before picking him up and ramming his head onto the top turnbuckle. He punches and kicks Rose in the corner. He tauntingly slaps Rose before going for a big punch. However, Rose blocks it and starts blasting Sorrow with punches. Rose then goes to the ropes, bouncing off of them and charging at Sorrow. However, Sorrow catches him with Despair (Black Hole Slam). He quickly pins Rose.
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Rose kicks out.*
TH: Despair does not put Rose away. JK: He messed up charging at Sorrow. With a move like that in his playbook, I wouldn’t try to run against him. *Sorrow gets up. He sees Riggs on the apron and charges at him, knocking him off with a punch. However, Sorrow turns around right into The Rose Thorn (Front lungblower). Rose goes for a pin.
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Riggs runs in and breaks up the pin.*
TH: Rose Thorn out of nowhere. Rose may have… NO! Riggs breaks it up! JK: You gotta watch out in triple threats. That other guy is always there to break up the pin.*Riggs stomps on Rose a few times. He picks up Rose and punches him back against the ropes. He keeps punching Rose down to the second rope. After several more punches, Riggs whips Rose across the ring. However, Rose surprises him with a clothesline. Rose then grabs Riggs’s legs, but Riggs pushes him off. Riggs kips up. Rose charges at him, but Riggs kicks him in the gut. Riggs then hits Rose with the Slapstick Comedy (Powerbombs Rose onto the top rope, bouncing him off for an alley oop). He goes a pin.
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Sorrow suddenly drops a leg onto Riggs, breaking up the pin.*
TH: Slapstick Comedy! Riggs may have… NO! Legdrop from Sorrow! JK: Smart way to break up the pin. Not only does it continue the match, but it hurts your opponents a little. Sorrow has brains AND brawns.*Sorrow gets up and picks up Riggs. He slams Riggs face first onto the top turnbuckle. He then hits Riggs with a few back elbows and some punches. He then pulls Riggs from the corner, pushes him back into the ropes, and tries to whip him across the ring. However, Riggs rolls under Sorrow’s arm and kicks him in the gut. He picks Sorrow up onto his shoulders, but Sorrow slips off. Riggs turns around into a kick to the gut. Sorrow then picks up Riggs onto his shoulders and hits him with Depression (Backbreaker rack drop). He goes for a pin.
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Rose drops an elbow onto Sorrow, breaking up the pin.*
TH: Depression from Sorrow, but Rose breaks it up. JK: There’s just no way around it. You gotta take out both guys in order to win this match. It’s the only way. *Riggs rolls out of the ring as Sorrow and Rose get up. They start punching each other with Rose winning out. He goes for a whip, but Sorrow reverses it. Rose bounces off the ropes, and Sorrow stops him with a back elbow. However, Rose kips up. Sorrow turns around right into The Red Rose (Running STO). Riggs runs into the ring, but Rose hits him with the Red Rose. Sorrow gets up, and Rose picks him up onto his shoulders. He then hits Sorrow with the The Black Rose (F-5), which sends Sorrow’s legs flying into Riggs, knocking him back into the ropes and out of the ring.*
TH: Red Rose to Sorrow! Red Rose to Riggs. Black Rose to Sorrow! And, Riggs gets knocked out of the ring! JK: Rose is on a roll. Can he keep it up? *Rose gets up, but so does Riggs. Rose charges at him, knocking Riggs off with apron with a shoulder block. Rose then goes to the top rope and jumps off with a corkscrew moonsault. He goes for a pin, but Riggs pulls him out of the ring. He then picks up Rose and slams him chest first onto the steel guardrail. Riggs then goes to the top and jumps off with No Laughing Matter (Corkscrew Moonsault). He pins Sorrow.
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Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: No Laughing Matter to Sorrow, but the Depressed Destroyer kicks out. JK: He took another corkscrew moonsault from Rose as well. *Riggs slaps the mat in frustration. Both men get up. Riggs punches Sorrow back into a corner. He punches and stomps on Sorrow until he falls down to the bottom turnbuckle. He then chokes Sorrow with his left foot, grabbing the ropes for added leverage. The ref starts a count.
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Riggs lets go. He then yells at the referee. This is a mistake as Sorrow recovers, grabs Riggs by the throat, and throws him into the corner. Sorrow unleashes a flurry of punches on Riggs. Sorrow then moves all the way to the opposite corner and charges at Riggs, hitting him with a running corner body avalanche.*
TH: Sorrow takes back control of the match with that avalanche. JK: Riggs got onto the referee’s case, which was a big mistake. And, Sorrow took advantage. *Riggs falls to the bottom turnbuckle. Sorrow stomps on Riggs and then picks him up. He tries to whip Riggs across the ring, but Riggs reverses it. Sorrow hits the corner. Riggs charges at him with a spear, but Sorrow moves out of the way. Riggs hits the post, shoulder first, and falls to the outside.*
TH: Looks like Riggs is out of the match. JK: He might wanna stay out. Or else, Sorrow and Rose will go after his arm. *Sorrow takes a breather. He then goes outside and picks up Riggs. He punches Riggs against the guardrail. Then, he throws Riggs face first into the steel post. Riggs falls down. Sorrow is about to attack him again, but Rose comes up behind him. Sorrow turns around, and Rose hits him with a spinning spinebuster onto the floor.*
TH: Good GAWD! Spinning spinebuster onto the floor. JK: Rose took his time to recover, and it paid off big time. *Rose picks up Sorrow and tries to slam him face first onto the steel steps. However, Sorrow stops him with a punch to the face. Rose flies back, and Sorrow picks up the top part of the steps. He throws them away. Sorrow then grabs Rose and chokeslams him on the bottom steps. The crowd groans at that.*
TH: BAW GAWD! Chokeslam on the steps! JK: Looks like Sorrow might have this match won. *Sorrow then goes back to Riggs, punching him back against the guardrail. As Sorrow punches him, it soon becomes apparent that Riggs got busted open when he hit the post. And, Sorrow punches are making him bleed more. Sorrow then grabs Riggs and throws him back into the ring. Sorrow keeps him laid out on the ring apron so that he can get up onto the apron and hits Riggs with a guillotine leg drop. Riggs rolls around, holding his throat, and Sorrow reenters the ring. He picks Riggs up and drops him back to the mat with a headbutt. Sorrow picks Riggs up again and lifts him up, placing his feet on the top rope. Then, he hits Riggs with Misery (Rope-elevated swinging neck breaker). He goes for pin.
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Rose slides into the ring and breaks up the pin with an elbow drop.*
TH: Misery to The Comedian. Sorrow goes for the pin. But, Rose breaks it up.JK: That chokeslam to the steps didn’t take Rose out quite like Sorrow had hoped. TH: He did have a lot of time to recover. JK: Maybe Sorrow should have stayed on him. Then again, that would have given Riggs time to recover. Man, these triple threats are tricky.*Sorrow gets up, and Rose starts punching him. He punches Sorrow back into the ropes. Rose then whips Sorrow across the ring, going for a back body drop. However, Sorrow counters with a running DDT. He goes for a pin.
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Rose kicks out. Sorrow picks up Rose and drops him back to the mat with a running powerslam. He goes for another pin.
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Rose kicks out. Sorrow picks up Rose again. This time, he hits Rose with Chronic Depression (Inverted Brainbuster). He goes for another pin.
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TH: Chronic Depression to Michael Rose, but he still can’t put him away.JK: Sorrow is getting frustrated. That could lead to a mistake, which could cost him, especially with Riggs in the mix. *Sorrow gets up and picks up Rose by the throat. It looks like he’s going to go for a chokeslam. However, Riggs runs into the ring with a steel chair. He seems poised to hit Sorrow with it. However, Sorrow surprises Riggs by throwing Rose into him, knocking the chair back into Riggs’s face. Riggs goes down. Rose staggers back. And, Sorrow chokeslams Rose. He goes for another pin.
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Rose gets a shoulder up.*
TH: Uh-oh! Here comes Riggs with a chair. But, Sorrow throws Rose into Riggs. The Comedian goes down. And, Sorrow chokeslams Rose.JK: This could be it. TH: NO! Rose gets a shoulder up. JK: Dang! I thought he had it. *Sorrow gets up. He goes to pick up Rose, but Riggs gets up. Sorrow goes after him, splashing him into the corner. He then whips Riggs across the ring, right into a punch from Rose, who’s gotten up. Riggs staggers back, right into a punch from Sorrow. That punch sends Riggs reeling back into a punch from Rose. Soon, Riggs is ping-ponging back and forth between Sorrow and Rose. Rose eventually ends this with a clothesline to Riggs. Rose then goes after Sorrow, but he throws Rose into the ropes. He tries to whip Rose across the ring, but Rose rolls under Sorrow’s arm and tries to go for a crossface chickenwing. However, an elbow to the head stops him. Sorrow goes for a chokeslam, but Rose kicks him in the balls. The ref was checking on Riggs and didn’t see it. Sorrow falls down onto the second rope. Rose falls back as well, accidentally knocking the ref down.*
TH: Oh no! The ref’s down! JK: Looks like this match is about to get a lot dirtier. *Riggs gets up and picks up the chair he brought into the ring. He blasts Sorrow in the head with the chair when he turns around. The ref, of course, didn’t see it. He and Rose get up. Riggs quickly throws the chair away. Riggs then kicks Rose in the gut, and hits him with the Laugh Riot (Cradle Piledriver). They’re all down, and Riggs goes for a pin, taking a long time to do it since he’s so battered and bruised. He eventually covers Sorrow.
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Sorrow gets a shoulder up. Riggs rolls over and covers Rose.
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Rose gets a shoulder up.*
TH: I don’t believe it! A chair to Sorrow’s head. The Laugh Riot to Michael Rose. And, the Comedian STILL didn’t win the match! JK: What is it going to take to put these guys away!? TH: They may seriously injure each other before this match is over. *Riggs gets up. He waits for Rose to get up. He does, and Riggs tries to kick him in the gut. However, Rose catches it and takes Riggs down with a dragon screw. He then grabs Riggs’s legs and put Rose in The Rose Vine (HBK modified figure four). Riggs struggles to get out, but Rose has it locked on tight. However, Sorrow gets up and drops a leg on Rose, causing him to let go of the hold.*
TH: Rose may win this with the Rose Vine!JK: No, he won’t! Leg drop from Sorrow stops it! *Sorrow picks up Rose and kicks him in the gut. Then, he lifts Rose up and drops him with The Path To Sorrow (Jumping thunderfire powerbomb). Sorrow goes for the pin.*
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Suddenly, Riggs gets up and pulls Sorrow off of Rose. He then locks Sorrow in the Break A Leg (Ankle Lock with the lower leg being pushed to the mat).*
TH: The Path To Sorrow! Now, it’s over! JK: NO! It’s not! Break A Leg from The Comedian! *Sorrow struggles to get out of the hold. Riggs stomps on Sorrow’s leg with his knee for added measure. After a minute or two, Sorrow is able to push himself off the mat and rolls over, sending Riggs flying and causing him to let go of the hold. Riggs gets up, and Sorrow kicks him in the gut. He then goes for The Path To Sorrow on Riggs, but once he lifts Riggs up, Riggs manages to slip over Sorrow’s head and locks him in the Laughter Lock (Riggs sits on Sorrow’s shoulders and neck, hooks the arms, and lifts them up while pushing down on the shoulders and neck). Sorrow ends up falling down into a seated position. *
TH: The Path To Sorrow again! NO! The Laughter Lock! Riggs has somehow locked Sorrow into the Laughter Lock! JK: How in the hell did he do that!? TH: I don’t know, but he’s gotten Sorrow down on the mat! JK: Now, this really could be it! *Riggs has the hold locked on tight! Sorrow struggles to get out of it, but he can’t. Sorrow is fading fast. Riggs laughs evily at his soon-to-be victory. Suddenly, Rose runs to the ropes behind Riggs. He bounces off of them and hits Riggs with a running neck snap, causing Riggs to let go of the hold.*
TH: This is it! Sorrow is fading! JK: NO! Michael Rose makes the save! TH: Running neck snap saves Sorrow from losing. JK: Rose did it for himself! But, I don’t blame him. I’d have done the same. *Rose gets up and waits for Riggs to get up. He does, and Rose picks him up onto his shoulders. However, Riggs slips off, lands behind Rose, and sweeps his legs, taking Rose to the mat. He then locks Rose in the Ball Of Laughter (Muta Lock with both Rose’s arms being pulled back instead of his head).*
TH: Ball Of Laughter! This might be it now! JK: Goddamn, what a match! They are throwing out all their moves! *Riggs has it locked on tight. Rose struggles to get out, but he can’t. Suddenly, Sorrow gets up and breaks up the hold with a punch to Riggs’s stomach. Riggs holds his stomach but gets up. He charges at Rose, who has also gotten up, with The Funny Bone. But, Rose ducks it. And, Riggs runs right into a chokeslam from Sorrow. Sorrow tries to do the same to Rose, but he kicks Sorrow in the gut and then hits him with The White Rose (Inverted suplex slam into a double knee gutbuster). Rose goes for the pin.
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TH: The White Rose! This maybe it! JK: NO! He kicked out! TH: Good GAWD! What a match! JK: I just said that! TH: It bears repeating. *All three men are down. Rose slowly gets up, but Riggs rolls him up with a schoolboy pin before he can.
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TH: Ball Breaker! Is this it!? JK: NO! Damn! He had him! *Riggs gets up and picks up Sorrow. However, Rose dropkicks Riggs, knocking him down. Rose grabs Sorrow and goes for a belly-to-back suplex, but Sorrow rolls over and lands on his feet. Rose turns around, and Sorrow goes for a chokeslam. But, Rose kicks him in the gut and picks him up onto his shoulders. He then hits Sorrow with the Kiss From A Rose (Go To Sleep).*
TH: Kiss From A Rose! Michael Rose has this… NO
*Rose tries to pin him, but Riggs knocks Rose down with the Funny Bone lariat.*
TH: The Funny Bone! Riggs pins Sorrow! He’s gonna steal it!*He then pins Sorrow.
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JK: He did it! The Comedian has won he return match! *The crowd boos as Riggs leaves the ring laughing and jumping up and down in victory. After he leaves. Rose and Sorrow get up. Rose looks pissed and tries to leave, but Sorrow grabs him and attacks him. Rose fights back. The ref tries to stop him, but they both punch him out.*
TH: The Comedian has run away in victory, and now Rose and Sorrow are fighting! JK: Holy crap! They took out the ref! *Rose and Sorrow keep on fighting. Some more referees and security people come out from the back to pull them apart. Sorrow and Rose fight them off to get to each other, but the refs and security are able to pull them off. They get Sorrow out of the ring while some stay behind to hold Rose back. Rose manages to convince them he’s calmed down, and they let him go. Big mistake. Rose runs to the ropes and jumps through them with a suicide dive, taking down Sorrow and the people holding him back. Rose punches Sorrow as the refs and security try to pull them apart.*
TH: Bobby Riggs is a lucky man as Rose and Sorrow seem more interested in each other. JK: That’s an understatement! They wanna kill each other! We need better security!*As King and Hoss prepare to move on with the show a fan hits King in the back of the head! Security tackles him only for many masked men to join in and start a brawl which occupies the whole security force. When suddenly...*
*A figure in a hoodie with a mic calmly walks past the brawl and takes his hood down to reveal Antihero!*
IT WAS ME JESSIE IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!*Tim Hoss is stunned silent and Antihero jumps into the ring with a mic
I'm back so Jessie if you would be so kind lets discuss this like civilized adults.*Jessica Drakin comes out with her security. They all enter the ring where Jessica grabs a mic.*
Jessica: Should have figured it was you. You know it seems funny that you have been disparaging my husband when it has been you who have been acting cowardly lately with attacks and hackings on this show.
I hope you understand that the rest of these hooded men are going straight to jail because we are not going to have another Baltimore situation where I will have to cancel this show because of riots from men who hide behind masks and hoods.
So let's get this over, what do you have to say for yourself and what do you want.What I want is pretty damn obvious Jessie, I want a match against your wife Seth.
And don't start on me about this, I gave you a call about giving me a shot at Seth and you said "No". You brought ALL of this on yourself. So are you going to give me the match or am I going to have to fight dirty?Jessica: Let's see.....*Jessica slaps Antihero in the face. Mr. E and U.N. Owen attack too and for a few minutes they get an advantage, but eventually Antihero gets the advantage. He gives Mr. E a Full Nelson Lungblower and U.N. Owen a Yakuza Kick. Both men are knocked to the outside of the ring. Antihero is alone with Jessica. He looks at her feeling the side of his face and smiling. He has her cornered when suddenly, the tron shows a taxi arriving in the arena. It stops and Seth Drakin exits the taxi. He has some cash and pays the driver and tells him to stay. He then walks through the hall and tells someone to tell the truck to play his music as he continues walking.*
*Seth Drakin comes out and he has a microphone as he looks at Antihero, who is looking back at him. Jessica meanwhile gets on the outside. She looks at Seth, not happy to see him.*
Jessica: What are you doing here?Seth: Well, seeing as both Mr. E and U.N. Owen are down and Antihero was alone in the ring with you, I would say I was just saving you, but no need to thank me for that.*Jessica looks at him, annoyed he just said that.*
Seth: Actually, I am here because I had a feeling that the guy I put out of this company in the past was behind this based on our chats. Jessica: And you didn't tell me this because...Seth: Because I figured you wanted to figure and take care of this one yourself. However, it seems that I have to take care of this one. *Seth now looks at Antihero.*
Seth: Now Antihero, I had a feeling that this day would come. So you want a match with me? Well, I have told everyone that I will return at Gookermania to wrestle and no sooner. So if you can wait until Gookermania, then you have yourself a match. So what do you say??At the grandest stage of them all……I’ll see you there.*Antihero drops the mic and leaves through the crowd. Jessica is not happy and starts arguing with Seth as they head to the back along with Mr. E & U.N. Owen, who are up and walking gingerly to the back.*
TH: Well it seems one match at Gookermania has been made with Antihero vs. Seth Drakin.JK: Uhhh....and I thought Jessica was going to be deciding who Seth will be facing based on tonight, but Seth has railroaded her on that. TH: By the way, are you okay after that attack?JK: Yeah, I'm fine. Not the first time we have dealt with some thugs and I'm sure it won't be the last time either. Either way, my lawyer is going to sue the piece of crap that did this to me so I hope he enjoys a lawsuit along with the jail time he'll be getting.TH: How do you know it was a man?JK: The SOB attacked me, I think I could tell if I was hit by a man or a woman.TH: Well, let’s get to our first title match which is for the Fan Forums Title.MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…….and it is for the FAWA Fan Forums Championship. MM: Coming down the ring….the challenger…at 6 feet, 5 inches…weighing in at 302 lbs….from The Land of Opportunity…AMERICANT!!!!*AmericAnt comes down focused more than ever. He is waving the American flag and gestures that he will be winning the Fan Forums Title tonight. He goes to the corner and looks to the entrance ramp.*
TH: AmericAnt looks ready to be the new champion here tonight. Hopefully he wins because we will have a champion who shows up every week.JK: Too soon for this guy to beat Jeremy Dupoe. MM: And his opponent…at 6 feet, 5 inches…weighing in at 210 lbs….from Arkham, Massachusetts…he is the FAWA Fan Forums Champion…”THE AVATAR OF CHAOS” JEREMY DUPOE!!!!*Before his theme starts the words “That which is not dead. Which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die” echo throughout the arena. Pyro strikes the stage (think the Dudly boys WWE entrence). Dupoe rises through a hole thats bellowing fog. He’s wearing long black trunks with the word Intelligence running down the left leg and a black robe to ring with the words Brains Over Brawn written on the back. He arrives reading a book, when he gets to the top of the stage he slams the book shut with one hand and start walking to ring with the book in hand shooting disgusted looks at the crowd. He sneaks one last at the book before setting it by the book by the turnbuckle and climbing the stairs going he enters the ring through the ropes removes his robe, showing the Fan Forums Title around his waist, gets on the turnbuckle and shakes his head disapprovingly at the crowd before raising the title in the air. He gets off the turnbuckle and hands the title to the ref.*
TH: And here comes the champion Jeremy Dupoe.JK: Aren’t you going to make some remark about him being nice enough to make an appearance?TH: I’m passed that point. I don’t abuse jokes to death like some people.JK: Hey!!!!
*The ref raises the belt in the air and hands it to the timekeeper before ringing the bell.*
TH: The Fan Forums Title is on the line here. Who will come out as the champion?FAWA Fan Forums Championship Match"The Avatar of Chaos" Jeremy Dupoe (c) vs. AmericAnt
Voting ends April 30, 2015....12 AM