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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 28, 2015 18:31:14 GMT -5
Got the NiteRaw done already. NiteRaw Week 22*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.* Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to Spring Breakdown. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King Jesse King: And unlike Mayweather vs. Pacquiao, this will not be a boring display of run and hug.TH: Can’t believe people paid $100 to see that.JK: Yeah, what dopes…TH: And for WWE, that is how you insult people without insulting your entire fan base.JK: And we aren’t even charging $9.99 for this either.TH: This is all free. Anyway, we have two matches tonight as both Michael Rose and Sorrow will be in action which will definitely set up for a match next week between the two.JK: Doesn’t matter to me as both men saw at Spring Breakdown that they were no match for “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs.TH: We will also have a celebration for the New Fan Forums Champion in AmericAnt, who by being here this week is showing more of a pension for showing up than our former champion. JK: Bah, you forgot the main moment of this show as yours truly gets to be graced and honored into interviewing the New World Heavyweight Champion Evil M.TH: Don’t even get me started on that. JK: Hey, maybe if you didn’t leave in a huff when he won, you would be doing this interview.TH: I am glad I didn’t get this interview because I would be tempted to slap the world champion for how he won the title.JK: You mean in the very dominant fashion. TH: No, I mean in getting a match against a very tired world champion whose career would end when he lost the title. Gus deserved better than that. JK: He deserved exactly what he got and now, we have a world champion I can be proud of.TH: Only you can be proud of those actions. I refuse to talk about it anymore. Let’s get on with the show and Michael Muffer in the ring.Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, being accompanied by Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing purple short wrestling trunks, purple elbow and knee pads, and purple boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd.* MM: And, his opponent, standing in the ring, at 6 feet 3 inches, weighing in at 245 pounds, from Parts Unknown, New York: BARRY TOLEDO.*Toledo just stands in the ring. He has on black elbow and knee pads, white cowboy boots, brown trunks.* TH: We are set for Michael Rose in action. He requested a match, but I don’t know if this is the caliber of opponent that he was expecting.JK: I’ll say. Barry Toledo confuses me. His name is “Toledo,” he’s from New York, and he’s dressed like a cowboy. He’s all over the place.TH: He is a well-traveled man. JK: And yet, he never learned to win a match on his journeys. *The bell rings. They tie up, but Toledo gets the upperhand with a headlock. He has it locked on tight, wrenching it a few times. However, Rose soon counters with The Purple Rose (Ricochet, belly to back suplex into an elbow drop to the stomach).* TH: Purple Rose to Toledo in the early going. JK: He’s busting out the big moves early. Rose just wants a quick paycheck. *Rose gets up. He waits for Toledo to get up and then hits him with The Red Rose (Running STO).* TH: Red Rose to Toledo. This match is looking like an easy win for Rose.JK: I could have told you that before the match even began.*Rose gets up. He picks up Toledo, kicks him in the gut, and then hits him with The White Rose (Inverted suplex slam into a double knee gutbuster).* TH: Now, Rose hits Toledo with the White Rose. JK: He’s just toying with Toledo.TH: Or taking out some of his frustration with Sorrow and The Comedian on him. JK: Either way, this isn’t Toledo’s night. *Rose gets up. He picks Toledo up on his shoulders, going for the Kiss From A Rose (Go To Sleep). However, Sorrow suddenly runs down to the ring. Rose throws Toledo off and attacks Sorrow. Sorrow fights back. The ref calls for the bell.* MM: Here’s your winner by disqualification—MICHAEL ROSE!TH: Sorrow and Rose are goingJK: Rose has won, but not how he imagined.*Rose and Sorrow beat each other up until Sorrow kicks Rose in the crotch. He goes down and Sorrow stomps on Rose. Kerri runs into the ring to Rose’s aid. She jumps onto Sorrow’s back, but Sorrow flips her over hard onto the mat. He then picks up Kerri in a gorilla press, runs to the ropes, and throws her deep into the audience, knocking down several people in the crowd.* TH: Baw GAWD! Sorrow just threw Kerri Thompson 5 rows deep! JK: Man, this crowd sucks at crowd surfing.TH: Will you stop!? *Sorrow then goes to the outside. He pulls up the ring apron, roots around, and pulls out a table. He sets it up and then goes back for Rose. He pulls Rose out onto the apron, picks him up, and jumps off with The Path To Sorrow (Jumping thunderfire powerbomb). The crowd chants “Holy Shit!” as Sorrow gets up. Kerri makes her way toward Sorrow with a chair, but he just runs off, having done what he wanted to. Kerri then checks on Rose with the referee.* TH: Good GAWD! Path To Sorrow through the table! JK: He may be dead, Hoss! TH: Kerri Thompson comes to Rose’s aid, but the damage is done! JK: Man, this feud between Sorrow and Rose is just getting hotter and hotter! TH: And, it looks like Michael Rose is the one who’s gotten burned.*Backstage, we see Jessica on the phone.* Jessica: We just had one match go on and it is now you call to tell me you missed your damn flight??!!! You are supposed to be here for the end of the show. I hyped everything for you and you aren’t here!!!*Jessica pauses.* Jessica: Look, fine…I understand. Some TSA guy decided to be an asshole and randomly select you to be searched. Okay, I’ll improvise. You better be here next week and if you are not, I swear to God I am going to make you suffer the worst of my unique punishments ever. Good night, sir. *Jessica slams her phone. Then she looks at Mr. E & U.N. Owen.* Jessica: I need you two to get AmericAnt in my office. *The two bodyguards leave.* TH: Seems someone missed their flight and they will not be here tonight.JK: Damn TSA…I know they are doing their jobs, but sometimes, they can be real uncaring pricks. Well, regardless…it is time for us to be entertained by the Comedy Club.*“The Comedian” Bobby Riggs come out to the boos from the crowd. The Comedian has on a leather coat, white button up shirt and blue jeans. He’s holding his rubber chicken with the lead pipe in it and a bottle of water. He calmly walks down the ramp to the ring, with a smile on his face and laughing the whole way as he enters the ring. Inside the ring, there are four tables with two chairs to each of them. Each table has glasses filled with clear liquids or brown liquids. There is a small platform in front of the tables and chairs. On the platform is a mic stand with a microphone and five stools. Hanging over the platform is a large, flatscreen TV. The Comedian places the water and chicken/pipe on one of the tables, sits on a stool, and takes the microphone from the mic stand with his left hand. * Comedian: Welcome one and all to the return of The Comedian’s Comedy Club to FAWA NiteRaw! And, I am your ever gracious host, “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs. I am back in FAWA, and I am better than ever, having taken care of The Depressed Doofus, Sorrow, and Michael “I Like Seal Way Too Much” Rose. And, since they’re busy fighting with each other now, I’ve decided to move on. Speaking of moving on, tonight’s guests are some of the newest people to show up in FAWA during my absence. I’ve had a few run-ins with them in the past, but those were short and sweet. Tonight will be longer. So, just who will be joining me tonight? Well, the answer is in this envelope. *pulls out an envelope from his coat pocket* I hold in my hand...the envelope! This envelope is hermetically sealed. It's been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk N Wagnall's porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of this envelope, but I, in my borderline mystical way, will ascertain the contents without having to read what's inside!*The Comedian holds the envelope up to his forehead and pretends as if he's telepathically reading what's inside.* Comedian: Lorne Green.*Riggs rips the envelope open, pulls out a piece of paper and pretends to read from it.* Comedian: What happens when your lorne rots?*Dead silence* Comedian: May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.*More silence* Comedian: Anyway, moving on to my guests. They have slowly been coming into FAWA ever since last year’s Gookermania. The first was a fiery Puerto Rican who surprised the FAWA Galaxy by beating Lauren Jamison. Then, there was the hardcore Haitian who came in help her friend take on the Breakfast Pack. And now, we have two more, both men, from two more Caribbean Islands. So, please welcome Rita Perez, Marie Martinique, Benjamin Bannock, and Antonio “Tony” Colón. They are the Caribbean Crew! *The crowd cheers as the Crew comes out. They are all wearing their street clothes. They all simply walk down to the ring as pyro goes off behind, calmly enter it, and walk over to a corner and stand on the second turnbuckle, making an X with their arms. The Crew comes down and sit down on the stools next to the Comedian.* Comedian: Thank you for coming onto the show. Benjamin Bannock: Tanks for havin’ us, mon. Comedian: Okay, from what I understand, you guys have a long history of working together.Benjamin: Oh yeah, mon! Comedian: The four of you all worked in the Caribbean based promotion Caribbean Championship Wrestling. Benjamin: Dat’s right. Comedian: And, you guys had a lot of success in CCW.Benjamin: Mmm-hmm. Comedian: Well, it might surprise the audience to know that CCW is run by none other than Rita’s father! *Dead silence* Rita Perez: So…? Comedian: So!? That’s big! I’ve exposed your secret.Rita: Um… That’s not really a secret. It’s been on my profile page on the FAWA website ever since I got hired here. Comedian: Oh… Okay. But still! The four of you owe your success to nepotism! Benjamin: *laughing* Boy, ya needa give me da name of ya deala, mon! ‘Cause ya been smokin’ some good stuff! Comedian: What is that supposed to mean? Antonio “Tony” Colón: It means, mang, that ju don’t know nothin’ about our time in CCW. Marie Martinique: Yeah, Rita’s daddy wasn’t exactly our biggest fan. Comedian: He wasn’t? Rita: No, idiota. Mi papi hated that I became a wrestler. And, he did everything he could to make me and my friends quit. Marie: He was basically de Vince McMahon to our Stone Cold. Comedian: Really? Tony: Jeah, mang. Comedian: Oh… Okay… That… um… kind of… throws a wrench into my interview. Um… So… Benjamin: So, ya don’t have any more questions for us? Comedian: No, no! I have back ups! Let’s see… um… If you were a tree…Comedian: Oh, thank God! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the Breakfast Pack.*Nick Britt, Shaun Clark, Lauren Jamison, and Beth Graham all come out to the boos of the crowd. They are all wearing Choose Breakfast shirts, acid-wash jeans, and Doc Martens. They walk down to the ring as the Crew stands up in the ring. They move over by the Comedian as the Pack enters the ring.* Comedian: Looks like we have some surprise guests to save my ass. So, what brings the Pack out tonight? Nick Britt: I think it’s pretty obvious why we’re out here! Lauren Jamison: Yeah, we are like totally pissed about what happened at Spring Breakdown! Rita: You mean how you gals cheated to win! Lauren: No, Betty! We mean the fact that you losers attacked us! Marie: Yeah, we did do dat. And den, you had ya boys attack us fwom behind. Beth Graham: And, your boys attack our boys from behind. Tony: We attacked them because they was beatin’ on our friends. And, we don’t cotton to that, mang. Nick: Well, we don’t cotton to getting attacked. Since you’re new, you need to learn that the Pack is on the attack, Jack! We are bigger and badder than ever. And, that means we are the ones who do ass-kicking. We don’t get our asses kicked. Benjamin: I don’t know, mon. From what I’ve been seein’, ya guys sure do get ya asses kicked a lot! Nick: Well, not anymore! So, why don’t you coconut crackers go back to your island beaches before the Pack goes on the attack? Tony: That ain’t happenin, amigo. Just because Cuba is nice this time of year…Shaun Clark: Cuba? Are you from Cuba?Tony: Jeah. Shaun: Have spent a lot of time in Cuba? Tony: I yust said that, mang.Shaun: Have you also spent some time in Moscow? Tony: What are you talking about? Shaun: I am talking about the Red Menace coming to FAWA by way of Castro’s homeland. So, what are your orders, comrade? Tony: What? What is wrong wit ju, mang? Shaun: I am talking about you working with Mother Russia to take down the good Ole U-S-of-A! Tony: What? I ain’t workin’ for no Russia, mang? Shaun: Yeah, right! You are not fooling me! I know how buddy-buddy Cuba and Russia is! I saw Red Dawn! Well, guess what!? It is not happening on my watch! We will take you down! WOLVERINES!!!! Tony: What the hell is wrong wit ju, mang? Shaun: Nothing is wrong with me! Nick: No, everything is wrong with him. But, he is right on one account. Tony: And, what’s that? Nick: We will go Wolverines on your asses if you mess with us again. Tony: I’d like to see ju try. *Nick laughs and then punches Tony. This starts a huge brawl between the Crew and the Pack. Chairs and tables go flying. The Comedian leaves the ring as the brawl takes place. They keep on fighting. Referees and security people rush down to the ring to pull them apart* TH: Well that escalated quickly.JK: I know, I was here laughing with the Comedian, then those damn Crew members had to ruin things.TH: Nick did start it by punching Tony.JK: Only because Tony dared him to. TH: Just because someone dares you to, doesn’t mean you should do it.JK: No, that’s exactly when you need to do it. *Backstage, Jessica is in her office reading some papers when Mr. E & U.N. Owen come in with the Fan Forums Champion AmericAnt. AmericAnt shoves them off as he looks at her.* AA: Get off me, you guys. I don’t even know what this is about.*The champ looks at the boss.* AA: Sorry, but it seems like your protection here have no manners whatsoever. They just find me and keep nudging me into here. Jessica: Yeah, sorry about that. They are mute and were trained on how to get things done by my husband and well, he wasn’t exactly the type of guy who was about being polite. AA: So what do you want?Jessica: Well, it seems that our world champion Evil M has run into some issues and he will not be able to be here tonight. I know your segment was supposed to be next, but I have to switch things around so your little celebration will be closing the show instead. AA: You couldn’t have sent your two goons to give me a message. I almost was thinking these were ninjas trying to kidnap me like when they did to Samoa Joe in TNA. Jessica: First of all, they may be a bit rough around the edges, but they are in no way goons. Secondly, I needed to tell you this personally and well, I couldn’t leave my office as I had to readjust things on this show. Now, that will be all. Prepare your little party. *AmericAnt shakes his head and leaves.* Jessica: You could have just pointed him to my office, guys. You didn’t need to shove him here. *The camera goes back to Tim Hoss and Jesse King.* TH: Well, it looks like your interview with Evil M will have to be delayed until next show. JK: Dammit…and they replaced my glorious interview with that goofy ant’s celebration. TH: That’s too bad indeed.*Tim rolls his eyes.* TH: Anyway…let’s get to our other match of the night.*The bell rings.* Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, being accompanied by “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW.*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are red. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.* MM: And, his opponent, at 5 feet 8 inches, weighing in at 180 pounds, from Iwate, Japan—MAYOR GREAT BOTCHSUKE! *BotchSuke bows to the crowd, already in the ring. He has on a black ninja outfit with a black, red, and white mask.* TH: Sorrow took out Michael Rose earlier. And now, he has a match with Mayor Great BotchSuke. JK: I wish this was a mask VS mask match. I’ve always been curious about what BotchSuke looks like. TH: You know, Sorrow could lose as well.JK: Hoss, I cannot believe you just said that with a straight face. *The bell rings. Sorrow tries to grab BotchSuke, but he rolls out of the way. Sorrow hits the turnbuckles and tries again. BotchSuke rolls out of the way again. Sorrow tries again, but BotchSuke starts kicking him hard in the legs. Sorrow falls to his knees, and BotchSuke starts punching him in the head. He picks up Sorrow and tries to whip him into a corner. However, Sorrow reverses it and sends BotchSuke to the corner. BotchSuke runs up the turnbuckles but slips on the top one and crotches himself.* TH: BotchSuke is coming out strong. Maybe he can pull off the upset.JK: Nope! TH: He slips and lands on his most valuable body part. *Sorrow climbs up onto the turnbuckles. He grabs BotchSuke and then hits him with Suicide (Inverted suplex from the top rope).* TH: Suicide from the top to BotchSuke.JK: He was humiliated a little by BotchSuke getting the drop on him, and he’s gonna make BotchSuke pay for it.*Sorrow then picks up BotchSuke and drops him back to the mat with Depression (Backbreaker rack drop).* TH: Depression to BotchSuke. And, I’m sure he’ll feel depressed after that.JK: A lot more than that! Sorrow is just toying with BotchSuke.*Sorrow picks up BotchSuke again. He then hits BotchSuke with Chronic Depression (Inverted Brainbuster).* TH: And now, Chronic Depression to BotchSuke.JK: He just wants to punish BotchSuke. *Sorrow picks up BotchSuke again. However, he just throws him down to the mat when he sees Michael Rose coming out. He’s limping and holding his head, obviously still feeling the effects of going through the table earlier. He also has his trademark rose bouquet.* TH: Business is about to pick up! Here comes Michaels Rose!JK: Why in the hell would he come back out? TH: He has the heart of a fighter, King!JK: Well, that heart is gonna get him killed.*Sorrow keeps gesturing to Rose to come on down. Rose slowly makes his way to the ring. Suddenly, Kerri Thompson comes out through the crowd with a chair. She slides into the ring, charges at Sorrow, and blasts him in the back with the chair.* TH: Good GAWD! Chair to Sorrow from Kerri Thompson! JK: How despicable! They tricked Sorrow and attacked him from behind! TH: Sorrow put Rose through a table earlier tonight! JK: So!? They’re supposed to be bigger people, Hoss! *Sorrow goes down, and Kerri keeps on hitting him with the chair as the ref calls for the bell.* MM: Here is your winner by disqualification—SORROW!TH: Well, another disqualification, this time for Sorrow.JK: This is horrible! That poor man! TH: I can’t believe you can have a shred of sympathy for that man! JK: He’s being mercilessly attacked! How can I not!? *Rose enters the ring as Kerri keeps on blasting Sorrow with the chair. She stops when he comes over, and they pick up Sorrow. They place him against the ropes, and Kerri holds him as Rose moves back. He holds up the bouquet, and Kerri whips Sorrow at him. Rose then blasts Sorrow in the face with that bouquet. Flowers go flying everywhere, revealing a lead pipe under that bouquet.* TH: Well, that bouquet packs a powerful scent! JK: Yeah, because of the lead pipe! How dare they attack Sorrow like this? TH: It’s amazing how you rationalize things. *Sorrow is down. Rose then picks up a rose, walks over to Sorrow, and shoves the flower into his mouth. Rose and Kerri then leave Sorrow down in the ring.* TH: Well, Sorrow was obviously sending Rose a message earlier. And, Rose has returned the favor. JK: They are gonna have to do something about these two. Or else Sorrow’s gonna get really hurt! TH: What about Rose and Kerri? JK: What about them? TH: You are… just… There are no words.*Pause* TH: Well, Jessie….you know what is next.JK: Sadly, yes I do. And I blame those TSA agents for this ending our show. This is going to suck.TH: Oh hush now…this will be great.MM: Ladies and gentlemen…I am proud to present…the NEW Fan Forums Champion…AmericAnt!!!*The music plays as from the back comes AmericAnt, who is riding his buffalo named Mr. Jones.* JK: And he had to bring that animal here too.TH: Of course, this is a celebration after all.*AmericAnt raises the Fan Forums Title when they are halfway down the ramp and red, white & blue pyro shoots from behind. AmericAnt gets off his buffalo and slides into the ring. He raises the title while standing on the ropes and pyro shoots from the turnbuckles as well as red, white, and blue fireworks shoot from the top and the American flag drapes down. Red, white, and blue balloons also start descending onto the crowd and some even get into the ring. AmericAnt grabs a few and tosses them to the fans. He then grabs the mic to speak.* AA: I hope you all enjoyed that because it took a long time to get ready. *The crowd cheers.* AA: Good, now I was going to have a visit from Uncle Sam, but I think you as well as anyone else know that some jealous superstar would probably hide in the costume and jump me so he can try to make me want him to be the one to challenge me for this belt. I’ve seen that all the time so I’m not playing that game.
Now I want to thank a few people for this moment. I would like to thank my family back home who has supported me since day one to live my dream and I have done so. Hey, this may not be the world title, but this is my first title I can really say I have held on to. At 101 Colony, I did win one of those belts, but I was then betrayed and beaten to a bloody pulp by my former mentor and another guy I thought was a friend decided to cash in a title shot that he apparently had and pin me so I didn’t hold that title long enough to do something like this.
Anyway…continuing with the thank yous, I want to thank my girlfriend at home who has supported me through the bad times as well as the good. She knows who she is and she would rather I not bring her name up on air. I also want to thank FAWA for giving me the chance to accomplish something and unlike the former champion, I am going to be on this show more than just defending my belt. And finally, I want to thank you the fans. Without all your cheers and adulation, I am not sure I would have been able to get to where I am. *The fans cheer as the champ holds his hear to see how loud they can be.* AA: Now, I think we can move on, because I am not just here to try and take the light onto myself. I want to talk about the future would-be challengers. I have decided (after agreeing with the bosses here) that my first title defense will be on the special Independence Day episode of NiteRaw. So how do we decide who I defend against?
Well, I have decided we will have a little six man tournament. First, we will have two triple threat matches and the winner of those will advance to a triple threat finals. Now I’m sure a bunch of you are asking me about my math because a triple threat match requires three people and I only have named two people in it. Well, I am a person who believes in second chances so to those four guys who don’t win those triple threat matches: don’t despair. There will be a Fatal Four Way Eliminaton Second Chance Match and the last person in the ring will be the final person in the triple threat finals. These will happen over the next four weeks and the winner of the finals will face me on the Independence Day NiteRaw for this belt.
So thank you all for this moment and to those of you who want this belt, step up to the plate and earn.*AA celebrates with his title and even hangs with a few fans, allowing some of them to take a selfie with him and the belt. He then heads to his buffalo and they walk to the back.* TH: What a great celebration and unlike the past champion, this guy will actually show up. JK: Are you done kissing this guy’s ass? TH: Hey, it’s not my fault your interview flaked out tonight.JK: It was TSA agents, dammit!!!TH: Whatever it is, we were more than able to replace that moment with this moment. And the next four weeks will be interesting as there will be superstars who will want a shot at the belt AmericAnt holds and they will be able to earn it. Goodnight to everyone and we will see you all next time on NiteRaw. Writers:* Seth Drakin * Johulkes Vermeer
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 5, 2015 22:19:28 GMT -5
A day later then what I wanted, but here we go...
NiteRaw Week 23
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to Spring Breakdown. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King
Jesse King: And while it may not be able to get results, but you are more than free to bribe us that FIFA money.
TH: Well, unfortunately once again…Evil M once again is not able to make it to this week’s show so once again, my partner’s interview has been delayed again.
JK: Apparently, the TSA assholes put Evil M on the no-fly list and while trying to drive here, his car broke down.
TH: Luckily, Jessica knew this one in advance and was able to set up this show days in advance. But let’s talk about this week’s show. First up, we will be having a match based on last week’s Comedy Club with Antonio “Tony” Colon of the Caribbean Crew taking on Nick Britt of the Breakfast Pack taking on each other one on one.
JK: I don’t see why this needs to be a match. Tony dared Nick to punch him and Nick did.
TH: There was a lot of blame to go both ways and this match is perfect for settling this. Then we have another match that had been planned since last show. This show will be a grudge match between Michael Rose and Sorrow.
JK: I hope Sorrow beats that Rose punk out of this company. That guy and his little tramp annoy the hell out of me.
TH: And in our main event, AmericAnt wanted a tournament to decide who will face him at the Independence Day NiteRaw and he will get what he wanted. The first match in this contest will be a triple threat match between three bad guys in Brandon Barger, “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs, and “Black Gold” Jordan Mac.
JK: First of all, they are not bad guys and secondly, that pest wanted a tournament so he is going to get top line competition. Oh, this match is so hard for me to pick.
TH: Well, for once…I’ll agree with you on that one. But first, let’s head to the ring with Michael Muffer for the introductions.
*The bell rings as Michael Muffer is in the ring*
Michael Muffer: The follow contest is scheduled for one fall.
MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle with Beth Graham, at 6 feet, weighing in at 258 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—NICK BRITT.
*Nick and Beth come out to the boos of the crowd. Nick is wearing his letterman’s jacket, blue wrestling tights with a black lightning design on them, black elbow and knee pads, black wrist tape, and black boots. Beth is wearing her Choose Breakfast shirt, a black scarf, black skirt, and Doc Marten’s. They walk down to the ring, and Nick enters the ring. He takes off the jacket and hands it to Beth.*
TH: Here comes Nick Britt from the Breakfast Pack. Interestingly, he brought out Beth Graham instead of his usual tag team partner, Shaun Clark.
JK: They’re keeping things fresh, Hoss.
TH: Well, they’re gonna have their hands full with The Caribbean Crew tonight.
JK: They handled their own with the Crew last week. So, tonight shouldn’t be much of a challenge for them.
MM: And, his opponent, coming down the aisle with Marie Martinique, at 6 feet, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Havana, Cuba—“The Crazy Cuban,” ANTONIO COLÓN!
*Tony and Marie come out to the cheers of the crowd. He has on black tights with the Cuban flag down the legs and the Cuban coat of arms on the butt, black boots with the Cuban flag on the sides, and white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Marie is wearing a black shirt with the Dominican flag on it, blue jeans, and black shoes. They cool and calmly walk down the ring as pyro goes off behind him. Tony calmly walks up the steps and enters the ring. He then walks over to a corner, climbs up the turnbuckles, and makes an X with his arms.*
TH: It should be exciting to see how well Antonio Colón does in the ring for his debut match.
JK: I’m looking forward to this, too. I wanna see if these new Crew members can hang with the Pack.
TH: Well, he brought out Marie with him. So, he’s already planning ahead.
JK: Yeah, but plans fail all the time, Hoss.
*The bell rings. Both men circle one another, looking for the best time to tie up. Both are wary of one another. Eventually, they tie up. Nick pushes Tony to a corner, but he manages to stop from being pushed into it. Nick keeps on pushing, but Tony manages to push him into the corner instead. The ref counts for them to break it up.
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TH: Looks like The Crazy Cuban is proving hard to handle for Nick Britt.
JK: He’s just insulted by that slap to the face. Such blatant disrespect from Antonio.
TH: Well, the Breakfast Pack hasn’t exactly been the most respectful group since coming to FAWA.
JK: So? These fan-favorites should take the higher road, dammit!
*Beth gives Nick some words of encouragement while the ref has a hard time with Tony, trying to keep him in the ring and allow him to do a count. Meanwhile, Marie tries to sneak up on Beth and Nick; but she gets caught. She tries to play innocent, but Nick just yells at her, warning her not to try it again. He then reenters the ring. They circle each other again and then try to grab the other’s hands. After a few seconds, Nick goes low and grabs Tony’s legs. He tries to sweep the legs, but Tony puts him in a headlock to stop him. However, Nick is able to push Tony into another corner. The ref counts again for another break.
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Nick lets go and slaps Tony. He backs off, taunting Tony with his little display of revenge. Tony just rubs his cheek and laughs a little.*
JK: Turnabout is fair play, Hoss!
TH: Well, Antonio Colón doesn’t seem that angry with it.
JK: Either way, he knows what he’s messing with now.
*Tony comes out of the corner, and they circle each other again. They tie up, and Nick knees Tony in the gut. He twists Tony’s arm and goes for a hook kick, but Tony ducks it. Tony then hits Nick with a backhand chop to the chest. Tony then punches and chops Nick several times, eventually knocking him down with a vicious chop. Nick rolls out to the ring to get a breather. Tony walks over to the ropes and holds them open for Nick, daring him to enter the ring.*
TH: Vicious chop to Nick Britt. Looks like Antonio Colón has Nick’s number tonight.
JK: The match is just beginning, Hoss.
*Nick refuses with a middle finger. Tony moves away from the rope, laughing a little. Nick then climbs up the steps and reenters the ring. They circle each other again and then tie up. Soon, Nick grabs Tony from behind. Tony tries to grab Nick’s leg, but Nick is able to slam him to the mat. Tony moves around trying to free himself, but Nick holds onto him. Eventually, Tony manages to escape and puts Nick into a hammerlock. Tony has it locked on tight, but Nick manages to push himself off the mat. He tries to grab Tony’s leg, but Tony swings him around onto the mat. He then puts Nick into a front facelock. Nick manages to push himself off the mat again. However, Tony still has him in the front facelock. Nick tries with all his might to roll out of it and eventually does, putting Tony into a hammerlock. Tony tries to escape, but Nick manages to push him to the mat.*
TH: Some nice scientific wrestling from these two in the early going.
JK: Yeah, I’m a little surprised. After those taunting slaps, I thought we’d see a little more brawling.
TH: Well, Tony has been controlling the pace of the match so far. But, Nick is showing that he can keep up.
JK: He was a wrestler in high school and is showing those skills can still pay the bills.
*Nick has the hammerlock locked on tight. He tries to hook Tony’s other arm and tries to put his shoulders onto the mat, but Tony struggles with him. This goes on for a bit until Nick changes strategies by pulling Tony up off the mat. He then slaps Tony in the back of the head a few times while wrenching on the hammerlock. However, Tony surprises Nick by rolling under his arm to free himself and drops Nick to the mat with an armbar. However, Nick is able to get to the ropes and grabs the bottom one. Tony lets go, and Nick rolls to the outside.*
TH: Nice armbar counter by Antonio! But, Nick gets to the ropes. Tony lets go, and Nick goes to the outside.
JK: Tony messed up dropping Nick so close to the ropes. Mistakes like that will cost you the victory.
*The ref starts counting.
1…Nick paces the floor a bit.
2…Nick walks over to Beth.
3…They talk as Beth wipes his brow with the scarf.
4…Nick then walks over to the steel steps.
5…Nick climbs up the steps and reenters the ring.
Back in the ring, both men circle each other a bit and then try to lock hands. As they do that, Nick suddenly kicks Tony in the gut. He then hits Tony in the gut with a back kick. He picks up Tony and goes for another kick, but Tony grabs his leg and hits him with a dragon screw leg whip. Nick holds his leg, and Tony grabs him, going for a sharpshooter. However, Nick pushes him off. But, Tony gets up before Nick and punches him several times, knocking him back down to the mat. Tony then picks up Nick and throws him into a corner. Tony then grabs Nick’s leg, puts it on the second rope, and kicks his knee. He then pulls Nick from the corner by his leg and hits him with another dragon screw leg whip.*
TH: Antonio Colón is really working over Nick’s leg.
JK: He’s looking impressive so far.
*Tony walks over, grabs Nick’s legs, and drags him to the ropes. He places Nick’s bad leg on the bottom rope and jumps up, landing on Nick’s knee with a senton. Tony then pulls Nick away from the ropes and puts him in a spinning toe hold. Tony has it locked on tight. Nick struggles to get out of it. His shoulders fall to the mat, and the ref counts.
1…
2…
Nick gets his shoulders up. Nick starts to kick at Tony, so he lets go of the hold and pulls Nick to the center of the ring. There, he locks Nick into a figure four leg lock.*
TH: Nice figure four from Antonio Colón. He has been looking good so far.
JK: Yeah, but Nick is tough. I think he can hold out.
TH: Even if he can, it’s gonna be hard for Nick to wrestle when he can’t walk.
JK: That’s true. So, Nick better find a way to get out of the hold and try to get this match in his control.
*Tony has the figure four locked on tight. Nick struggles to turn it over. However, Tony works hard to stop him. This hard work tires Nick out a little, and his shoulders fall to the mat. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
Nick gets his shoulders up. He tries to turn the hold over again, but Tony still blocks him. So, Nick changes his tactic: he rakes at Tony’s eyes. Tony tries to stop him, but Nick keeps it up. The ref starts a count to get Nick to stop.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Nick lets go. The eye raking works as Tony lets go of the hold. Tony rolls over to the ropes, and Marie checks on him. However, Nick gets up, limps over, and pulls Tony up by his hair. He throws Tony head first onto the top turnbuckle. However, Tony suddenly surprises him with a backhand chop that knocks him down.*
TH: Good GAWD! What a chop! They could hear that in the rafters!
JK: There’s nothing like a good, well-placed chop.
*Tony grabs Nick’s legs, but he surprises Tony by pushing him off hard into the turnbuckles. Nick gets up and hits Tony with a knee to the gut. He then unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks on Nick. Nick then pulls Tony out of the corner, pushes him against the ropes, and whips him across the ring. Tony bounces off the ropes, and Nick hits him with One Tree Hill (Jumping superkick).*
TH: One Tree Hill takes Antonio down.
JK: Nick Britt has managed to gain control in this match.
TH: Thanks to some underhanded tactics.
JK: So? They worked!
*Nick picks up Tony and hits him with a vicious backhand chop. It causes Tony to stagger back into a corner. Nick follows him, but Tony surprises him with a chop. He then chops Nick again. And again. And again. And again. And again. However, Nick stops him with a knee to the gut. With Tony bent over, Nick runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits Tony with The Unforgettable Fire (Scissors Kick). He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Tony kicks out.*
TH: The Unforgettable Fire takes Antonio down but only for a two count.
JK: I don’t think Nick was able to fully hit Colón with that move because of his knee. But, if he keeps it up with the high impact moves, I think he can get the win.
*Nick gets up and runs to the ropes again. This time, he hits Tony with a running knee drop. Tony rolls over to the ropes, but Nick follows him, stomping on him along the way. Tony rolls over onto the apron, and Nick reaches over the ropes to pick him up. He then tries to suplex Tony back into the ring, but Tony lands on his feet behind Nick. He suddenly hits Nick with The Embargo Breaker (Lungblower). Both men are now down on the mat. The ref starts counting.
1…Both men are still down.
2…Tony starts to get up.
3…Tony quickly walks over and covers Nick for a pin.
1…
2…
Nick kicks out.*
TH: Nice counter with the Embargo Breaker!
JK: He was able to counter that suplex and bust out that move beautifully. But, he couldn’t cover Nick quick enough like he should have. And, that could cost him.
*Tony gets up and picks up Nick. He then bodyslams Nick to the mat and follows that with an elbow drop. Tony then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and tries for another elbow drop; but Nick rolls out of the way. Tony hits the mat, and Nick gets up. He walks over and picks up Tony. He then lifts Tony up for a suplex but drops him onto the top rope. Tony falls over onto the apron. Nick then walks over to the opposite ropes, bounces off of them, and charges at Tony with a running dropkick, knocking him off the apron.*
TH: Nick Britt dropkicks Antonio off the apron.
JK: Nick has been doing a good job wrestling this match. Just when it seems like Colón is about to take back over, Nick stops him dead in his tracks.
*Nick exits the ring, and the ref starts counting.
1…Nick walks over to Tony.
2…Nick picks up Tony.
3…Nick hits Tony with a backhand chop, but Tony suddenly chops him back.
4…Nick chops Tony back, but Tony chops him again.
5…Nick and Tony chop each other back and forth.
6…Nick and Tony keep on chopping one another.
7…Nick suddenly knees Tony in the gut and throws him into the steel ring post.
8…Nick rolls back into the ring and back out to break the count.
TH: Good GAWD almighty! Antonio Colón hit that post with a sickening thud.
JK: And, Nick broke up the count for some reason. I would have stayed in the ring and taken the countout.
TH: I have a feeling Nick wants to beat Tony in the ring and send a message to the Caribbean Crew.
JK: Well, that looked like a good message to me.
*Nick rolls back into the ring. The referee tries to do another count, but Nick gets up and stops him. He argues with the referee to let Tony get back into the ring, but this is just a distraction. It allows Beth to come up behind Tony, wrap her scarf around his neck, and choke Tony with it. The crowd boos as Beth chokes Tony. Luckily for him, Marie runs over and knocks Beth down from behind, stopping her from choking him further. She then checks on Tony.*
TH: I don’t believe this! Such blatant cheating by The Pack as Beth Graham chokes the life out of Antonio Colón after he got his head rammed into the steel post!
JK: Hey! What the ref doesn’t see…
TH: Thank Gawd! Marie Martinique comes to the rescue.
JK: Hey! This is one-on-one! Not a tag team match! The ref should get Marie out of there!
TH: Beth was just attacking Antonio!
JK: Maybe. Or maybe his neck was cold, and she was warming it up.
TH: Will you stop!?
*Marie helps Tony up and gets him to the apron. Beth then yells at Marie for pushing her down. Marie yells back, and the ref sticks his head between the ropes to stop them. This allows Nick to stomp on Tony’s hand and to pull him into the ring by his hair. The ref gets Beth and Marie to go back to their corners as Nick picks up Tony in the ring. He then takes Tony to the mat with a snapmare take down, putting him in a sitting position. Nick then runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and dropkicks Tony again. He then covers Tony.
1…
2…
Tony kicks out.*
TH: Nice dropkick from Nick Britt, but it doesn’t put this match away.
JK: He’s gotta keep up beating down on Tony, because this Crazy Cuban has shown he has the skills that pay the bills.
*Nick gets up and picks up Tony. He tries to lock Tony in an abdominal stretch, but Tony fights him. However, Nick is able to put Tony in the hold. He has it locked on tight. Tony struggles to get out of it. The ref keeps asking Tony if he wants to give up. He says no. Marie cheers him on from outside while Beth yells at him to give up. After a few seconds in the hold, Tony drops to a knee. But, he manages to get back on both feet a few seconds later. Tony starts pushing himself up a little, while Nick tries to push him down. However, Tony is winning out. After a few seconds, Tony suddenly surprises Nick with a hip toss, freeing himself from the hold.*
TH: Antonio Colón survives the abdominal stretch.
JK: I’m amazed he did. He was fading fast. I don’t know where that second wind came from, but it might have been his last.
*Both men get up and charge at each other. They end up clotheslining each other. Both men are down on the mat. The ref starts counting.
1…Both men are down.
2…Both men are still down.
3…Both men are still down!
4…Both men start moving around.
5…Both men start to get up off the mat.
6…Both men get up.
The ref breaks the count. Nick tries to punch Tony, but he ducks it. Nick swings around, and Tony hits him with a running bulldog. He gets up and picks up Nick, pushing him against the ropes. He whips Nick across the ring and then hits him with a spinning spinebuster as he bounces off the ropes. Tony then picks up Nick and hits him with Tres Cubanos (Triple rolling vertical suplexes), pinning him on the last suplex.
1…
2…
Nick kicks out.*
TH: Tres Cubanos from Antonio, but it wasn’t enough to put Nick away.
JK: I would love Tres Cubanas, if you know what I mean.
TH: I had no idea you liked cigars.
JK: No, Cu-ba-NAS! Females, Hoss! I find Latin women highly erotic.
TH: Oh God! We’re gonna get some phone calls tonight!
*Tony gets up and picks up Nick. He pushes him back into the ropes and tries to whip Nick across the ring, but Nick reverses it. Tony runs to the ropes, jumps onto them, and jumps off with a springboard back elbow, knocking Nick down. Tony gets up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. However, Beth walks over to him and distracts him. Marie runs over and gets into Beth’s face. The ref intervenes between them again. This distraction allows Nick to get up and charge at Tony, crotching him onto the top turnbuckle. Nick climbs up and throws Tony off with a top rope hurricanrana.*
TH: Dammit! Beth Graham has interfered again!
JK: So did Marie Martinique!
TH: She was just trying to stop Beth!
JK: Well, either way, Nick Britt was able to hit that top rope hurricanrana.
*Nick gets up and climbs back up to the top turnbuckle. He waits for Tony to get up. He does, slightly bent over, and Nick jumps off. He lands on Tony with Bullet The Blue Sky (Top rope somersault legdrop).*
TH: Bullet The Blue Sky may have put Antonio away
*Nick crawls over and pins Tony.*
1…
2…
Tony kicks out.*
TH: NO! He kicks out!
JK: I thought for sure that was the end of it!
TH: Antonio Colón is tough enough to kick out.
*Nick gets up and picks up Tony. Suddenly, Tony surprises Nick with a backhand chop. He chops Nick again and again, knocking him back to the ropes. He tries to whip Nick across the ring again, but Nick reverses it into an arm twist followed by a hook kick that knocks Tony back to the ropes. Nick then unleashes a flurry of kicks and knees to Tony. The ref yells at Nick for his aggressive behavior, but Nick just pushes the ref away. This doesn’t please the ref, and he pulls Nick off of Tony. They argue, which allows Beth to climb up onto the apron, low blow Tony, and then choke him with her scarf again. However, Marie comes to the rescue again, knocking Beth off the apron and causing her head to hit the apron. But, the damage is done as Tony falls to the mat. Nick grabs Tony and hits him with Rattle And Hum (Swinging neckbreaker followed by an elbow drop).*
TH: I don’t believe it! The Pack has stolen another one.
JK: Rattle And Hum! It’s over, Hoss.
*He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Tony gets a shoulder up. The crowd goes wild. Nick is shocked that Tony survived!*
TH: 1… 2… NO! He got a shoulder up!
JK: How did he do that!?
*Nick is shocked that Tony got his shoulder up and argues with the ref a little. Nick then picks up Tony for his other finisher, The Joshua Tree (Wheelbarrow into a sitout rear mat slam). However, Tony is able to counter it and rolls Nick over for a pin.
1…
2…
Nick kicks out. Both men get up. Nick charges at Tony, but Tony catches him with The Cuban Cigar (Lifting Reverse STO). He goes for another pin.
1…
2…
Nick kicks out.*
TH: Cuban Cigar almost puts Nick away! Antonio is back in this match!
JK: HOW!? Nick had him! This match should be over!
*Tony gets up, and Nick is still down on the mat. So, Tony goes to the top turnbuckle. He then jumps off with The Castro Corkscrew (Corkscrew moonsault). However, Nick gets his knees up, and Tony falls over onto the mat.*
TH: Here comes the Castro Corkscrew! Oh no! Nick got his knees up!
JK: Nice counter! Now, put him away! He can’t kick out of a finisher now!
*Both men slowly get up. Nick goes for a roundhouse kick, but Tony ducks it. Nick spins around, and Tony grabs him from behind, hitting him with I Love Lucy (Outward rolling cutter). He goes for the pin.
1…
2…
Nick kicks out.*
TH: I Love Lucy! Could this be… NO! Nick kicks out!
JK: Dammit, Nick! How did you miss that roundhouse kick! You got some splainin’ to do!?
TH: Seriously?
JK: Hey! If he calls the move I Love Lucy, then he’s gotta expect that joke on commentary.
*Both men get up. Nick goes for the roundhouse kick again. This time, he hits it and knocks Tony back to a corner. Tony bounces out of the corner, and Nick goes for Sunday, Bloody Sunday (Spear followed by several punches to the head). However, Tony moves out of the way, and Nick runs shoulder first into the steel post. He staggers out of the corner, and Tony kicks him in the gut. He then hits Nick with The World Is Yours (Double underhook brainbuster) and covers him.
1…
2…
3!
The ref calls for the bell*
MM: Here is your winner—ANTONIO COLÓN!
TH: The World Is Yours gets the win for Antonio Colón!
JK: With the assist from the steel post.
TH: You are correct. He avoided Sunday, Bloody Sunday from Nick and capitalized on the Packer’s mistake.
*Marie comes into the ring and joins Tony in celebration. As they hold their arms up in victory, Beth runs into the ring and attacks them from behind. However, her attack has no affect on them. Realizing this, she tries to run away, but they grab her. They hit Beth with a double suplex. Then, they get up and hit Beth with The Coconut Cracker (Antonio swings Beth around, and Marie hits her in the head with a running knee as Beth comes around.)*
TH: And, the Coconut Cracker takes out Beth Graham!
JK: That’s not fair! She hit her head on the apron earlier! She could have a concussion!
TH: You do realized that she hit her head on the apron after Marie knocked her off for attacking Antonio and then later attacked the Caribbean Crew from behind as they celebrated Antonio’s victory.
JK: Yeah, I saw! What’s your point?
TH: That you might need to get your head examined as well.
JK: What for?
TH: *sighs*
*Backstage, we see the Breakfast Pack in the back recovering from what happened. Suddenly, Jessica comes in with her security of Mr. E and U.N. Owen.*
Jessica: Well, I see you all just had a bad time out there and unfortunately, your night isn’t going to get any better.
Beth and Lauren, a few weeks ago, you showed up on a show a week before Spring Breakdown after I told before that that I didn’t want to see you two along with Rita and Marie. After that happened, I mentioned that I had a very unique punishment in store for you and next week, it will be time to pay the piper as you two will be in a Lumberjack Match where all of security will be the Lumberjacks.
Your opponents for that match….well, I’ll let you stew in this situation before I tell you.
*Jessica leaves with Mr. E & U.N. Owen as the Breakfast Pack are not happy*
TH: Well, it seems it will be time for Beth and Lauren to take their medicine for breaking orders of the boss.
JK: This is an abuse of power! If the two women of the Breakfast Pack are going to take their punishment, they should at least know who it will be against.
TH: Jessica warned all four women a few months ago that they better not show up until Spring Breakdown and while Rita and Marie heeded her warning, Lauren and Beth didn’t. A boss has to keep her employees in line and she is doing just that.
JK: I still don’t like it.
TH: Well, with that out of the way. It is time for Sorrow vs. Michael Rose and this is a match that has been set up weeks ago.
*We see a montage of the feud between Sorrow and Michael Rose.*
TH: And now let’s go to Michael Muffer in the ring.
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW.
*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are blue. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.*
TH: Here comes Sorrow, set to take on rival Michael Rose.
JK: These two really have it out for one another.
TH: Yeah, they want each other out of FAWA, and neither one will stop until that happens.
JK: Yeah, this company ain’t big enough for the both of them, but I doubt this match will settle that matter.
MM: And, his opponent…
MM: Coming down the aisle, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.
*Michael Rose come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing yellow short wrestling trunks, yellow elbow and knee pads, and yellow boots, all with a rose on them. Rose is also holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. He eventually makes it to the ring and slides under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then drops the bouquet down onto the steel steps.*
TH: It appears that Rose is coming out alone again.
JK: I don’t know why. Kerri has been a big asset to him. And, the last few times he’s come out alone, he’s lost.
TH: He may be trying to prove that he can win without her.
JK: That’s stupid. Take all the advantages you can take, I say.
*The bell rings. Sorrow charges at Rose and tries to punch him, but Rose slips out of the way. Rose then unleashes a flurry of punches onto Sorrow in the corner. However, Sorrow manages to fight back and throws Rose into the corner. He punches Rose several times. Sorrow then whips Rose across the ring. Rose hits the turnbuckles and bounces out of it. Sorrow picks him up and hits him with Depression (Backbreaker rack drop).*
TH: Depression from Sorrow.
JK: This looks familiar.
TH: Yeah, their last one-on-one match began like this.
JK: I wonder if it will end the same way as well.
*Sorrow picks up Rose and throws him back first into the corner. He then knees Rose in the gut several times before choking him. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Sorrow lets go. He then gets into the referee’s face. That allows Rose to untie the turnbuckle cover. Sorrow then goes back to Rose and whips him across the ring. Sorrow then charges at him, but Rose gets a foot up, stopping Sorrow. Rose then beats Sorrow back to the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. Rose then tries to whip Sorrow across the ring, but Sorrow reverses it and pulls Rose into a clothesline. He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out.*
TH: Reversal into a clothesline from Sorrow. But, it only gets a two count.
JK: I can’t believe Rose exposed that turnbuckle.
TH: Me either. I guess Sorrow and pushed him so far.
JK: Well, it might backfire on him.
*Sorrow gets up, runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and jumps up for an elbow drop. However, Rose rolls out of the way. Sorrow hits the mat. Rose gets up. He grabs Sorrow’s legs, but Sorrow pushes him off into the ropes. Sorrow sits up, but Rose counters with a falling clothesline. Rose gets up, picks up Sorrow, and head butts him. He then punches Sorrow several times back into the ropes before clotheslining him to the outside. Sorrow lands on his feet, but Rose dropkicks him through the ropes, knocking him back into the guardrail.*
TH: Sorrow lands on his feet, but Rose sends him to the guardrail.
JK: Looks like Rose wants to take this to the outside. It’s gonna get wild, Hoss.
*The referee starts counting.
1…Sorrow takes a breather.
2…Sorrow is still taking a break.
3…Sorrow starts to get up as Rose moves onto the apron.
4…Rose jumps onto the ropes and jumps off with an asai moonsault, landing on Sorrow.*
TH: Asai moonsault onto Sorrow.
JK: I told you Hoss!
*With Rose on the outside, the ref starts over.
1…Rose gets up walks over to the steel steps.
2…Rose gets onto the apron as Sorrow gets up.
3…Rose jumps off, but Sorrow catches him.
4…Sorrow then drops Rose to the floor with a spinebuster.
5…Sorrow gets up and rolls back into the ring to break up the count.*
TH: Vicious spinebuster to Michael Rose.
JK: Sorrow just caught him in mid-air.
TH: And, he rolls into the ring to break up the count.
JK: Smart. Allows him to stay outside longer.
*Sorrow rolls back out of the ring, and the ref starts counting again.
1…Sorrow picks up Rose into a bearhug.
2…Sorrow runs toward the steel post.
3…Sorrow squashes Rose against the steel post.
4…Sorrow rolls back into the ring.*
TH: Good Gawd! Right into the steel post.
JK: He’s using the ring as a weapon, and it’s perfectly legal.
*Sorrow rolls back out of the ring, starting the count again.
1…Sorrow picks up Rose.
2…Sorrow punches Rose in the throat, knocking him back a bit.
3…Rose staggers back toward the entrance ramp.
4…Sorrow catches up to Rose and punches him.
5…Rose starts punching back.
At this point, the ref exits the ring to try and get them back. However, Rose and Sorrow are still punching one another up the ramp. Sorrow gets in a good punch to the throat, knocking Rose down. He picks Rose up in a Gorilla press and drops him into a flapjack.*
TH: It’s turning into a real slobber knocker tonight.
JK: They just wanna beat the crap out of each other, Hoss. They don’t give a damn about the rules.
*The ref checks on Rose. Sorrow then picks him up by his neck and punches him in the throat again. Rose falls down the ramp. Sorrow follows. Rose gets up, but Sorrow punches him from behind. Rose gets up again, and Sorrow throws him back into the ring. Sorrow and the referee reenter the ring. Sorrow stomps on Rose a few times before picking him up. Sorrow then rams Rose’s head onto the top turnbuckle of a corner. He then pulls Rose from the corner and punches him in the throat again, knocking Rose into the ropes. Sorrow picks up Rose, pushes him back into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. However, Sorrow makes the mistake of going for a back body drop. This allows Rose to hit him with a single arm DDT.*
TH: Nice counter to the back body drop.
JK: Sorrow telegraphed that move. This anger he has toward Rose is a blessing and a curse.
TH: Yeah, it allowed him to make that mistake.
JK: I just said that without having to say it.
*Rose gets up. Sorrow sits up, but Rose kicks him back down. He then drops a leg on Sorrow, gets up, and then drops an elbow onto Sorrow. He gets up and drops a few more elbows onto Sorrow. Rose gets up, and Sorrow tries to get up but falls down. He struggles to get up but manages to crawl to the ropes to pull himself up. However, Rose attacks him and chokes Sorrow onto the top rope. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Rose lets go.*
TH: Rose is bending some of the rules tonight.
JK: Well, that’s not so shocking. But, Sorrow is making him do it so blatantly tonight.
*Rose grabs Sorrow and rams him head first onto the top turnbuckle. He falls to the second one, and Rose starts kicking him. Sorrow falls to the mat, and Rose starts choking him with his foot, pulling on the ropes for added leverage. The ref starts counting again.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Rose lets go. Rose then argues with the ref as Sorrow pulls himself up.* TH: Now, Rose is arguing with the ref.
JK: The referee better be careful. With these two so angry with each other, he could easily get caught in the crossfire.
*Sorrow gets up, but Rose attacks him. Rose then tries to whip Rose into the opposite corner with the exposed turnbuckle. However, Sorrow reverses and throws Rose into the exposed turnbuckle. Rose hits it and bounces out. Sorrow grabs Rose from behind and hits him with a full nelson bomb. He then goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out.*
TH: Michael Rose manages to stay alive.
JK: That exposed turnbuckle came back to bite him on the ass. Just like I said.
TH: Yeah, I know how much you like to say I told you so.
JK: I do enjoy it.
*Sorrow gets up and picks up Rose. Sorrow then punches Rose in the chest that hit the turnbuckle. Rose hits the mat and rolls back to the ropes. Sorrow follows and starts stomping on Rose mercilessly. He then steps onto Rose and chokes him with his foot. The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Sorrow steps off of Rose. Sorrow picks up Rose and punches him in the chest again. Rose falls to the mat. Sorrow grabs him, rolls him over, and then drops an elbow on him. He gets up and drops another elbow. And another. And another. And another. He then pins Rose.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out.*
TH: Rose manages to stay alive.
JK: Sorrow is really going after Rose’s chest, which is smart.
TH: He’s found a vulnerable part and is working it over.
JK: And, he sure as hell won’t stop.
*Sorrow picks up Rose in a sitting position and puts in a modified surfboard, with Sorrow’s knee in Rose’s back. He has it locked on tight. The ref gets down and asks if Rose wants to give up, but he says no. Rose starts to push himself up, and Sorrow follows. Suddenly, Sorrow drops down and rolls Rose up in a crucifix pin.
1…
2…
Rose rolls out into the ropes.*
TH: Rose hangs on again.
JK: I liked how Sorrow stopped Rose from getting up with that crucifix pin. Rose is back on the mat, and Sorrow can keep him there. He’s starting to wrestle smart now.
*Sorrow punches Rose a few times, knocking him back onto the third turnbuckle. Sorrow then gets up and picks up Rose. He then throws him head first into the top turnbuckle of another corner. Sorrow then pushes Rose back against the turnbuckles. Suddenly, Rose starts kicking and punching at Sorrow. He manages to fight his way out of the corner, pushing Sorrow back across the ring. However, a punch to the throat stops him. Rose goes down, and Sorrow picks him up. He then drops Rose into a backbreaker and holds him for the submission.*
TH: Sorrow has Rose in the backbreaker submission.
JK: It’s not just hurting his back. It’s also putting pressure on his chest. I doubt Rose can hold on.
TH: I think he can, especially considering how much these two hate each other.
JK: Yeah, that does have to be taken into consideration.
*Sorrow has the hold locked on tight. Rose struggles to get out. He keeps on fighting, but Sorrow nails in him the chest with an elbow and drops him to the mat. He then pins Rose.
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2…
Rose kicks out. Sorrow picks him up by his hair and throws him into the corner. However, Rose starts kicking and punching Sorrow again. He fights his way out of the corner again, knocking Sorrow back into the adjacent one. He then whips Sorrow across the ring. Rose charges at Sorrow, but Sorrow stops him with a back elbow. Rose staggers back, but Sorrow grabs him. Sorrow then climbs up to the second turnbuckle, picks up Rose, and hits him with No More Prozac (Piledriver from the second rope). He then goes for the pin.
1…
2…
Rose kicks out.*
TH: No More Prozac to Michael Rose. Sorrow goes for the pin, but Rose kicks out.
JK: Rose keeps fighting back, but Sorrow keeps stopping him. He has Rose’s number.
*Sorrow gets up. Rose pulls himself up with the ropes, but Sorrow hits him with a running corner body splash, squashing him in the corner. Sorrow punches Rose several times. He then whips Rose across the ring into the opposite corner and charges after him. However, Rose moves out of the way, and Sorrow hits the top turnbuckle with his knee. Sorrow backs out of the corner, and Rose pounces on the knee, kicking it repeatedly. Rose then takes Sorrow down with a clothesline. Rose grabs Sorrow’s leg and hits him with a leaping stump puller. Rose then grabs Sorrow’s leg, puts it on the bottom rope, and jumps down on it with a senton.*
TH: Michael Rose is all over Sorrow’s leg.
JK: The tide has changed so quickly after Sorrow hit his knee on the turnbuckle.
TH: And, I doubt Rose will allow it to change back.
JK: Well, that’s easier said than done with Sorrow.
*Rose stomps on Sorrow’s knee as he tries to get up. He puts Sorrow’s leg back on the bottom rope and hits him with another jumping senton onto the knee. He stomps on Sorrow’s leg before grabbing it and hitting him with another leaping stump puller. Sorrow rolls over and tries to get up, but he falls because of his knee. Rose gets up and pulls Sorrow away from the ropes. He drops an elbow onto the knee. He gets up and drops another elbow onto Sorrow’s knee. Rose then pulls back with a kneebar, but Sorrow puts him into a chinlock.*
TH: Sorrow is in the kneebar, but Rose is in the chinlock.
JK: I don’t think Sorrow is gonna win out.
TH: I have to agree. Rose has been working over Sorrow’s leg.
JK: Yeah. Sorrow might have to use his strength and brute force to get out of it.
*Both men have their holds locked on tight. After several seconds, Sorrow starts clubbing Rose with his arm. After a few blows, Rose lets go of the hold. He gets up and drops a knee onto Sorrow’s leg. Rose gets up again and pulls Sorrow to the corner. He exits the ring, and the ref starts counting.
1…Rose pulls Sorrow to the post.
2…Sorrow stops him by putting his other foot onto the post.
3…Rose lets go and punches Sorrow several times.
4…Rose goes back and pulls Sorrow to the post.
5…Rose rams Sorrow’s knee against the post.
6…Rose then crosses Sorrow’s legs and locks him into a ring post figure four. The ref exits the ring to get Rose to stop, doing a count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Rose lets go of the hold.*
TH: Michael Rose is really doing a number on Sorrow’s knee.
JK: He’s a huge threat on his feet. But, if he can’t walk, then Rose has a chance.
*The ref yells at Rose for that as Sorrow gets up. He manages to get on his feet but falls down on the ropes. Rose and the ref reenter the ring. Rose then goes back to Sorrow’s knee, stomping on it as he sits on the third rope. He then pulls Sorrow to the center of the ring and punches his leg. Rose then puts Sorrow in The Rose Vine (HBK modified figure four).*
TH: Rose Vine on Sorrow. This may be it.
JK: He’s been softening Sorrow’s knee up for a good while, but I think Sorrow can hold on. He’s tough.
TH: He is but for how long?
*Rose has it locked on tight. Sorrow struggles to get out of it. The ref keeps asking him if he wants to give up, but Sorrow doesn’t answer. However, his shoulder falls to the mat. The ref counts it.
1…
2…
Sorrow gets his shoulder up. But, he’s still in the hold. Luckily for Sorrow, he’s near the ropes and reaches out for the bottom one. He can’t reach, but he keeps on trying. However, he just can’t do it, and his shoulders fall to the mat again.
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2…
Sorrow gets his shoulder up again. He tries for the ropes again, but he still can’t reach. So, Sorrow starts to wobble back and forth. Eventually, he manages to turn Rose over and reverse the move, putting pressure on Rose’s legs.*
TH: Sorrow reverses the hold. All that pressure is now on Rose.
JK: It was his only option. He couldn’t get to the ropes, and if he could have gotten pinned if he tried to tough it out.
*With the move reversed, Rose is now in pain. Luckily for him, he’s near the ropes. Rose reaches out for them. After a few tries, he grabs it. However, Sorrow won’t let go. So, the ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Sorrow lets go. Both men are down on the mat. Amazingly, Sorrow is able to stand up. Rose, meanwhile, crawls over to a corner. Rose pulls himself up as Sorrow limps over to him. He then punches Rose in the chest. He punches Rose a few more times before head-butting him. Rose goes down, but Sorrow pulls him up, pushes him against the ropes, and punches him in the chest again. Sorrow then picks up Rose and drops him throat first onto the top rope. He clubs Rose in the back and turns him around for a whip. He sends Rose across the ring, going for a big boot as Rose bounces off. However, Rose ducks it. Before Sorrow can turn around, Rose hits him with The Rose Thorn (Backcracker).*
TH: Rose Thorn stops Sorrow’s momentum.
JK: He can’t move as fast as he can with that injured leg, and Rose is gonna take full advantage of that.
*Rose gets up and goes right back for the knee, dropping an elbow on it. He then lays the leg down and drops a knee on it. Rose drops his knee on Sorrow’s knee again. Rose gets up and drops another elbow onto Sorrow’s knee. He then puts Sorrow in a leg grapevine. Sorrow pulls back Rose’s head with a chinlock to get him to let go. Rose pulls Sorrow’s arm apart, but Sorrow manages to club him with his elbow, causing Rose to let go of the hold. Both men get up. Sorrow goes for a punch, but Rose ducks it. Sorrow swings around, and Rose hits him with The Purple Rose (Ricochet, belly to back suplex into an elbow drop to the stomach). He goes for a pin.
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2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: Purple Rose puts Sorrow down, but he kicks out.
JK: He’s tough. Sorrow keeps getting up despite what Rose does to his knee.
TH: But, how long can he hold out?
JK: However long Rose can hold out. He wants to beat Rose and won’t stop till he does.
*Both men get up. Rose grabs Sorrow and hits him with The Rose Petal (Springboard Suplex/Jackhammer combo). He goes for another pin.
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2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: Rose Petal to Sorrow, but it also doesn’t stop Sorrow.
JK: Rose is busting out the big moves. He’s getting a little desperate is you ask me.
*Both men get up. Rose grabs Sorrow from behind and hits him with a full nelson slam. Rose then goes to the top turnbuckle, jumping off with a corkscrew moonsault. However, Sorrow gets his knees up, and Rose lands right on them. Both men are down, and the ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…Both men start stirring.
4…
5…Rose drags himself to the ropes.
6…Rose pulls himself up.
7…Sorrow gets up.
Both men are up. Rose then charges at Sorrow with The Red Rose (Running STO). However, Sorrow turns around with a discus elbow smash. Both men go down again.*
TH: Here comes the Red Rose. Oh no!
JK: Elbow smash from Sorrow. He countered that beautifully.
TH: Both men are down. They have beaten each other badly. I wonder if either one of these men will survive.
*The ref starts counting.
1…
2…
3…Both men start stirring.
4…
5…
6…Rose drags himself to the ropes.
7…Rose pulls himself up.
8…Sorrow gets up.
Both men are up. Sorrow surprises Rose with a vicious punch, knocking him down. Sorrow grabs Rose’s legs and drops a leg onto Rose’s groin. Sorrow gets up, limps to the ropes, and bounces off of them. He charges back at Rose and hits him with a running jumping leg drop. He the pins Rose.
1…
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Rose kicks out.*
TH: Rose holds on.
JK: I have to say. I’m impressed by how Rose has been able to take what Sorrow has dished out.
TH: He’s a lot tougher than he looks.
JK: Yeah, but just how tough is what Sorrow is gonna find out.
*Sorrow gets up and picks up Rose. He then locks Rose in the Neck Torque (Twisting chinlock sleeper hold). Rose struggles to get out of it. Sorrow has it locked on tight, but Rose is able to make his way to the ropes because Sorrow’s bad knee. He gets close to a corner, reaching for the ropes, but Sorrow is able to hold him off. Rose can’t reach, so he goes for a different tactic. Rose jumps up, puts his feet on the top turnbuckle, and pushes over, rolling over Sorrow and somehow hitting him with another Rose Thorn.*
TH: Good GAWD! What a counter!?
JK: How in the hell did he hit that Rose Thorn?
TH: I don’t know, but he did.
*Both men are down, but Rose gets up. He grabs Sorrow’s legs and locks him into a Texas cloverleaf. He has it locked on tight in the center of the ring. The ref asks Sorrow if he wants to give up, but he doesn’t say a thing. After several seconds, Sorrow starts to push himself up off the mat. He then suddenly throws Rose off with his legs. However, Sorrow is still down on the mat. He turns around onto his back, but Rose has gotten up. He quickly charges at Sorrow and drops down with a double axe handle onto Sorrow. Rose grabs Sorrow’s legs and drops down with a head butt to the groin. Rose then goes for the cloverleaf again, but Sorrow grabs him by the throat. Rose lets go, and Sorrow manages to pull himself up. Sorrow is up, but Rose kicks his knee, knocking him down to his knee. Rose grabs him, but Sorrow starts punching Rose in the gut viciously to stop him. He then knocks Rose down with a punch to the throat. Sorrow gets up and picks up Rose. He pushes him against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Rose bounces off the ropes, and Sorrow hits him with Despair (Black Hole Slam). He goes for a pin.
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Rose kicks out.*
TH: Despair to Michael Rose. He may have him! NO! Just a two count!
JK: Sorrow almost had him. He needs to keep up with the big moves in order to put Rose away.
*Sorrow gets up. Rose rolls toward the ropes and then outside. Sorrow follows Rose. The ref starts counting.
1…Rose walks over to the timekeeper’s area.
2…Sorrow follows as Rose grabs the timekeeper’s bell.
3…Rose walks away as Sorrow follows.
4…Rose slides back into the ring.
5…Sorrow slides back in as well.
Rose tries to hit Sorrow with the bell, but Sorrow stops him with a big boot.*
TH: Well, that didn’t work!
JK: How in the hell can Rose do that!?
TH: What do you mean? He didn’t hit Sorrow with the bell.
JK: Yeah, but he could have!
*With Rose down, Sorrow grabs the bell. He tries to hit Rose with it, but the referee grabs it from him. Sorrow didn’t like that and goes after the referee. However, this allows Rose to get up, charge at Sorrow, and clip his knee. Rose grabs Sorrow’s leg and puts it on the bottom rope. He jumps up and drops down on Sorrow’s leg with a senton. He then goes for another senton onto Sorrow’s knee, but when he jumps up, Sorrow gets his other boot onto Rose’s butt and pushes him over the ropes, sending him to the floor.*
TH: Sorrow counters Rose’s senton to his knee.
JK: Rose went to that well again, and Sorrow remembered.
*Sorrow goes to the outside for Rose. The ref starts counting.
1…Rose gets up and tries to run away.
2…Sorrow grabs him.
3….Sorrow whips Rose into the steel steps.
4…Sorrow goes over to Rose and picks him up.
5…Sorrow throws Rose back into the ring.
Sorrow slides back into the ring. He picks up Rose, pushes him back into the corner across from the exposed turnbuckle, and tries to whip Rose across the ring. However, Rose hangs onto the rope. Sorrow clubs Rose in the back and then whips him across the ring. Rose slides down to avoid the exposed turnbuckle but ends up hitting the steel post.*
TH: Good GAWD! Right into the steel post!
JK: Rose tried to avoid the exposed turnbuckle but ended up in the post. I don’t know which is worse.
*Sorrow walks over and pulls Rose away from the post. He picks Rose up and whips him to another corner. Rose somehow jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, but Sorrow manages to knock him off and crotch him on the turnbuckle. Sorrow then climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He clubs Rose in the back a few times before hitting him with Suicide (Inverted suplex from the top rope). However, Rose somehow counters with a reverse DDT.*
TH: Suicide to Michael Rose, and NO! Rose turned it into a reverse DDT!
JK: How in the hell does he pull off these counters!?
*Both men are down. The ref checks on them both. They slowly get up. Rose starts punching Sorrow. Sorrow punches back. They trade blows back and forth until Rose ducks one. Sorrow goes swinging around, and Rose grabs him from behind, pushing him into the ropes. They bounce off, and Rose rolls up Sorrow in a pin.
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2…
Sorrow pushes Rose off. Rose charges at Sorrow, but Sorrow kicks him in the gut. He then picks up Rose with The Path To Sorrow (Jumping thunderfire powerbomb). However, Rose rolls over and drops Sorrow with a sunset flip into a pin.
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2…
Sorrow kicks out. Both men get up. Rose charges at Sorrow, but Sorrow sidesteps him, grabs his head, and throws Rose into the ropes so hard he flips over and gets his head tied up in the top and second ropes.*
TH: Path To Sorrow! Rose counters! He gets the pin! It’s a two count! Both men are up. Rose charges at Sorrow! Sorrow grabs him and… Good GAWD! Rose is tied up in the ropes!
JK: That’s not good!
TH: That’s an understatement!
*Rose is choking in the ropes. The ref tries to free him, but Sorrow pushes him out of the way and starts punching Rose. The ref tries to stop him, but Sorrow pushes him away again. The ref again tries to stop him, but this time Sorrow punches the ref. He goes down but gets right back up and calls for the bell.*
TH: I think Sorrow just go disqualified.
JK: Yeah, I wouldn’t be shocked!
MM: Here is your winner, by disqualification—MICHAEL ROSE!
*Rose is still trapped in the ropes. Sorrow keeps on punching him. The ref gets up and tries to stop him, but Sorrow throws him off again. Suddenly, Kerri Thompson (in her street clothes) runs down. The crowd goes wild. She slides into the ring, runs at Sorrow, and jumps on his back. This finally gets Sorrow to stop attacking Rose. The ref is able to get Rose free as Sorrow struggles to get Kerri off his back.*
TH: Kerri Thompson makes the save!
JK: She just had to butt in!
TH: Her boyfriend was being choked by the ropes, and Sorrow kept the ref from helping him!
JK: Do you have an excuse for everything!?
*Sorrow manages to throw Kerri off his back. She lands on the mat. Sorrow then grabs her by the throat and picks her ups. He then chokeslams Kerri back to the mat. He picks up Kerri again and tries to hit her with the Path To Sorrow. Luckily for her, Rose slides back into the ring with a steel chair and slams it into Sorrow’s back. The crowd goes wild!*
TH: And, Rose returns the favor with the save to Kerri!
JK: This has just broken down again!
*Kerri gets up and joins Rose in attacking Sorrow. They stop on him for a bit, and then Rose tries to hit him with the chair again. However, Sorrow gets his boot up, knocking the chair back into his face. Rose goes down. Sorrow then goes after Kerri, grabbing her leg. She manages to kick him off, but Sorrow grabs her by the throat and pushes her into the corner, choking her.*
TH: Uh-oh! Sorrow has got Kerri!
JK: Serves her right for sticking her nose into his business.
TH: You are insane!
*Sorrow is choking Kerri, but the ref tries to intervene. He knocks the ref off with a back elbow and goes back to choking Kerri. Luckily for Kerri, Rose has gotten up. He jumps onto Sorrow’s back and starts fighting with him. They start punching each other brutally. Suddenly, several more referees and security people come down to break them up. However, Sorrow and Rose fight them off to get to each other. Then, several FAWA wrestlers, like Jonathan Michaels, AmericAnt, the Breakfast Pack, the Caribbean Crew, and more run down to pull them apart. They finally get them apart and pulls Michael Rose out of the ring. However, Sorrow manages to break free, runs to the ropes, and jumps over them with a suicide dive, landing on Rose and the people holding him back, knocking them all down. The crowd goes wild as Rose and Sorrow fight each other and the wrestlers, security people, and referees try to pull them off!*
TH: Good GAWD! These two men really wanna hurt each other!
JK: Hoss, that’s as big of an understatement as saying the universe is big.
*Backstage, we see Jessica in her office with Mr. E and U.N. Owen. She sees the camera and speaks.*
Jessica: Good, there you are. I called you here so I can tell the audience and viewers the second match in this tournament for #1 contender to AmericAnt’s Fan Forums Title. First off, thanks to his victory tonight (even if by disqualification), the first man in this match will be Michael Rose and if Sorrow shows up, he will be dealing with one of my unique punishments. The second man for this match will be a man who is returning to FAWA and with his resume of being the last tag team champions here (those two men who are calling themselves WWCF Tag Team Champions do not count)…as well as asking me so nicely, will be The Dream. The third and final individual will be the man who is the 2015 Lord of the Ring, Jonathan Michaels.
Enjoy the rest of the show.
*We go back to the announcers.*
TH: What a fantastic triple threat match for next week. The return of the Dream, Michael Rose is getting rewarded, and Jonathan Michaels will be back in his first match since Spring Breakdown. All three will be competing for a shot at the Fan Forums Title.
JK: Great…we have this great triple threat match and now we have this horrible triple threat match. I thought this was supposed to be about the best guys for the job and these three men don’t deserve a damn sniff at the title.
TH: How can you say that about three men who have done a lot here?
JK: I tell it like it is!!
TH: Only in your warped mind. Now we have our main event and let’s get to Michael Muffer with the introduction.
*The bell rings as Michael Muffer is in the ring*
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is a triple threat match qualifier for a match to determine the #1 contender to the FAWA Fan Forums Title.
MM: Introducing first…at 6 feet 6 inches…weighing in at 284 lbs…from Scherzer, Illinois…he is the leader of the Breakfast Pack…BRANDON BARGER!!!
*He walks to the ring and stops right before he enters the ring and holds up his right fist. He then enters the ring and takes off the coat and shirt, throwing them to the outside.*
JK: Where is the rest of the Breakfast Pack???
TH: They probably are still recovering from Jessica’s bombshell that Beth and Lauren have to wrestle next week in a special Security Lumberjack Match.
JK: Which is a crime for being there for their brothers in the Breakfast Pack.
TH: They knew the risks when they did it and they knew punishment was coming.
MM: And his opponent…at 6 feet 6 inches…weighing in at 270 lbs….from Los Angeles, California…”THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS!!!
*He walks down to the ring with a chesire cat grin on his face. Then, he slides under the bottom rope, gets up, makes his way to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle holding up raising his hand.*
JK: Where is the rubber chicken??? Where is Toby Nicholas Tucker and his babes??? What is going on here???
TH: I just got told by Jessica that she is barring all people other than the three men to the ring so we can have a fair match. Oh and she took Bobby Riggs rubber chicken as well.
JK: Oh come on, all of them being out there would be fun as hell!!!
TH: It would also take away from the match in the ring and we would never have a clean finish.
JK: Bah…who needs clean finishes?
TH: Most people do…and Jessica is not taking any chances with these men.
MM: And their opponent…at 6 feet 3 inches…weighing in at 245 lbs….from Atlanta, Georgia…”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!!
*Walks to the ring with dimmed lights while a smoke machine shoots up, and his face is covered by a towel. A generic opera theme plays while the camera pans to his face (like that theme they play before UFC fights), and then he takes off the towel with and grins a toothy smile and walks to the ring while his theme plays.*
JK: Let me guess…the Black Gold Crew not being out here is Jessica’s doing as well.
TH: Well, like I said before, she wants a fair fight so if all three men want to cheat, they are going to have to do it without their favorite weapons or their friends.
JK: This is so unfair.
TH: Will you stop, King? This is perfectly fair. If they want to get a shot, they got to have the skill to beat the champ.
*Backstage, we see the champion sitting in a chair and watching the monitor, intrigued by this match.*
TH: Well, we definitely see the champ is eager to see this go down.
JK: Of course he is, this was all his idea.
*The referee looks at all three men and rings the bell.*
TH: And the match is now beginning, who will win here and who will have to fight in the Second Chance Fatal Four Way in two weeks??
#1 Contender For The Fan Forums Title Triple Threat Qualifier Brandon Barger vs. "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs vs. "Black Gold" Jordan Mac
Voting ends 6/7/15 at 12 AM
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