NiteRaw Week 24*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to Spring Breakdown. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me as always is Jesse King Jesse King: And while we may not right now have any way of winning a triple crown, you can know that our athletes will not have names that are misspellings. TH: What a fantastic show we have for you tonight as first we have Benjamin Bannock in his debut match against Shaun Clark. JK: Shaun Clark is going to crush Benjamin like a rat.TH: You just made a 70s pun there.JK: I did??TH: Yeah, you compared Ben to a rat and there was a movie in 1972 called Ben.JK: Dammit!!!TH: Famous Michael Jackson songJK: Hey…he is 80sTH: Actually, Michael was still a member of the Jackson Five.JK: Double dammit!!!TH: Moving on, we also have Lauren Jamison and Beth Graham having to face a punishment of some kind in the form of a Security Guard Lumberjack Match.JK: Which is totally not cool.TH: Hey, they showed up to a show when Jessica told them not to. JK: At least Jessica could have told them who they were facing.TH: And in our main event, we will have another triple threat qualifier with Michael Rose taking on the returning Dream and the man who we haven’t seen since Spring Breakdown, Jonathan Michaels.JK: How is that the main event? What about my interview with Evil M??TH: Tough break again as Evil M once again couldn’t make it. Try again for next week, kid.JK: I am not a kid!!! Evil M, please come next week…I really want to do this interview and not have to deal with this tool next to me.TH: Hey, I don’t appreciate being called a tool.JK: Well, I don’t appreciate being called kid so we’re even.TH: Let’s get to Michael Muffer with the introductions.Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, being accompanied by Lauren Jamison, at 5 foot 9 inches, weighing in at 210 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—SHAUN CLARK!!!!*Shaun and Lauren come out to the boos of the crowd. Shaun is wearing black and white checkered wrestling tights, black wrist tape, and black boots. Lauren is wearing a Choose Breakfast shirt, acid wash jeans, and Doc Martens. They walk down to the ring. Shaun enters it, while Lauren just walks around ringside.*
TH: Last week, two guy from the Caribbean Crew and the Breakfast Pack fought each other. Tonight, two other guys will duke it out.JK: But, unlike last week, the Pack will come out on top. TH: We’ll have to see about that, King.JK: We will see! MM: And, his opponent, coming down the aisle with Rita Perez, at 6 feet 1 inch, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Kingston, Jamaica—BENJAMIN BANNOCK!!!!*Benjamin and Rita run out as pyro goes off behind them. Benjamin is wearing black tights with two gold X’s and green triangles on the sides of the X’s along the sides of the legs and the Jamaican flag on the butt, black boots with the Jamaican flag on each side, and green elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Rita is wearing a black shirt with the Puerto Rican flag on it, blue jeans, and black shoes. They jump onto the apron and then jump over the top rope to enter the ring. Then, they both jump onto a turnbuckle, put their arms up in an X, and then jump down. Rita exits the ring.*
TH: Quite an entrance for the Crew.JK: That’s silly if you ask me. Bannock just wasted so much energy coming down to the ring. I like how Shaun took his time to get to the ring. He wrestles smart, like the genius he is.TH: We are talking about the same man who talked our heads off for an hour before the show about how Barack Obama is a Communist sleeper spy, right?JK: Well, he had some good points! TH: Will you stop!? *The bell rings. Both men circle each other. They go to tie up, but Shaun knees Benjamin in the gut. He punches and kicks Benjamin to a corner. He punches and kicks Benjamin some more in the corner. Shaun then goes to whip Benjamin across the ring, but Benjamin reverses it. Shaun hits the corner, and Benjamin hits him with Island Breeze (Spear into a corner).*
TH: Island Breeze to Shaun Clark gives Benjamin Bannock the advantage after Shaun took control early on. JK: Shaun should’ve stay on top of him. Whipping him across the ring was a mistake.*Benjamin punches Shaun a few times before pulling him from the corner. He pushes him against the ropes and tries to whip him across the ring, but Shaun reverses it. He goes for a clothesline as Benjamin bounces off the ropes, but Benjamin ducks it. Shaun turns around at Benjamin bounces off the ropes, and Benjamin hits him with a twisting monkey flip. Shaun hits the mat but gets up. However, Benjamin gets up and hits him with an armdrag. Shaun gets up, only to get hit with another armdrag. Shaun gets up again, only to get dropkicked this time. Shaun gets up against the ropes, and Benjamin hits him with a running front dropkick that sends him to the outside.*
TH: Benjamin has firmly taken control of this match. JK: Yeah. Shaun’s gotta regroup, quickly. *Lauren runs over and helps Shaun up. The ref starts counting.
1…Lauren and Shaun start walking to the entrance way.
2…Lauren and Shaun keeps on walking.
3…Lauren and Shaun are trying to leave the match.
4…Rita suddenly runs up behind them and pulls them back by their hair.
5…Rita pulls them close to the ropes.
6…Suddenly, Benjamin runs to the ropes and jumps onto the top rope. Rita moves out of the way, and Benjamin jumps off with a springboard crossbody, landing on Lauren and Shaun.
7…Benjamin picks up Shaun and throws him back into the ring.*
TH: Springboard crossbody takes out Shaun and Lauren. JK: Thanks to Rita’s interference. TH: She was just trying to stop them from leaving the match. JK: Why? Benjamin would have gotten an easy countout victory. TH: Maybe he didn’t want the easy win. JK: And, that is why these fan favorites lose so much. *Benjamin climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Shaun gets up. He jumps off with a diving crossbody, taking Shaun down. Benjamin then grabs Shaun and puts him in an armbar. He has it locked on tight, but Shaun tries to roll out of it. He doesn’t, but Shaun is able to get to the ropes. Benjamin won’t let go, so the ref starts counting.
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Benjamin lets go and backs off. The ref checks on Shaun, and Benjamin tries to attack him. However, the ref pushes Benjamin back to give Shaun a breather. This allows Shaun to get up and poke Benjamin in the eye. The ref didn’t see that, but he does push Shaun back. However, Shaun sidesteps him and attacks Benjamin with several punches. Benjamin staggers back to a corner, and Shaun goes to him and starts punching him. He then whips Benjamin across the ring into the opposite corner. Shaun charges behind him and clotheslines him in the corner. He then pulls Benjamin from the corner and hits him with Jerkin’ Back ‘N’ Forth (Modified Snap STO).*
TH: Jerkin’ Back ‘N’ Forth from Shaun Clark. JK: He’s regained control of the match.TH: Thanks to a well-place thumb to the eye. JK: Hey! What the ref doesn’t see. *Shaun gets up and picks up Benjamin, but Benjamin punches him in the gut. However, Shaun drops an elbow onto Benjamin’s head. Shaun then puts Benjamin in the stretch plum. He has it locked on tight, but Benjamin is near the ropes. He reaches out for them, but Shaun tries to stop him. This struggle actually allows Benjamin to escape the hold. Shaun tries to put it back on, but Benjamin fights it off and gets to his feet. He punches Shaun to the ropes and whips him across the ring. As Shaun bounces off the ropes, Benjamin drops down to trip up Shaun, but he jumps over Benjamin and runs to the opposite ropes. As he bounces off of them, Benjamin leapfrogs Shaun. Shaun bounces off the ropes again, and Benjamin leapfrogs him again. Shaun bounces off the opposite ropes again, and this time Benjamin dropkicks Shaun. He then jumps onto Shaun with the Rastafarian Leg Drop (Double leg drop) and goes for a pin.
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Shaun kicks out.*
TH: Rastafarian Leg Drop almost put the match away for Benjamin. JK: Benjamin has been looking good so far, but the match is just beginning. *Benjamin gets up and runs to the ropes. He bounces off of them and charges at Shaun. However, Shaun catches him with a double knee facebreaker. Benjamin goes down, and Shaun gets up. He kicks and stomps at Benjamin as Benjamin crawls to the ropes. He then picks up Benjamin and pushes him back into a corner. He chops Benjamin in the chest a few times before whipping him across the ring. Shaun charges at Benjamin for a splash, but Benjamin moves out of the way. Shaun hits the top turnbuckle and falls to the outside. Shaun gets up, and Benjamin runs to the farside ropes, bounces off of them, and jumps over the ropes with Exodus (Swanton bomb) onto Shaun, taking him down.*
TH: Exodus onto Shaun Clark on the outside. It’s getting physical, King.JK: Yeah. Shaun wants to prove he can get the job done since his fellow Packer was unable to last week. And, Benjamin wants to keep up the Crew’s hot streak. So, I expect them to pull out all the stops tonight. *With both men down, the ref starts counting.*
1…Both men are still down.
2…Benjamin starts to pull himself up.
3…Lauren sneaks over to attack Benjamin.
4…Just before she can attack him, Benjamin stands up and catches her.
5…Benjamin walks toward Lauren as she tries to play innocent.
6…Rita comes up behind Lauren and knocks her down. They go at it, and the ref exits the ring to pull them apart. Benjamin tries to help, but Shaun comes up behind Benjamin and lowblows him.*
TH: I don’t believe it! Lauren Jamison tried to attack Benjamin Bannock, but the distraction has allows Shaun Clark to low blow him. JK: That’s why she came out here—to help her partner. And, it’s paid off big time. *Shaun throws Benjamin back into the ring and reenters it. He mounts Benjamin starts choking Benjamin on the mat. Meanwhile, the ref gets the girls apart and gets them to separate and go back to their corners. He reenters the ring to see Shaun choking Benjamin and starts a count.
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Shaun lets go but then hits Benjamin with some mounted punches. After several punches, Shaun gets off of Benjamin and puts him in a reverse chinlock. He has it locked on tight. Benjamin struggles to get out of it. However, after several seconds, Benjamin manages to push himself off the mat. He hits Shaun with several back elbows to get himself out of the hold. Eventually, he gets himself free and runs to the ropes. He bounces off of them, and Shaun tries to stop him with a knee to the gut. But, Benjamin manages to counter it with a schoolboy pin.
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Shaun kicks out.*
TH: Benjamin Bannock is pulling himself back into the match. JK: The match ain’t over yet. Shaun kicked out of that schoolboy. *Both men get up. Shaun surprises Benjamin with a spinning wheel kick, knocking Benjamin down. Shaun gets up and covers Benjamin.
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Benjamin kicks out. Shaun sits up and starts punching Benjamin. Shaun gets up and then puts Benjamin back in the stretch plum. Benjamin struggles to get out of it, but Shaun has it locked on tight. Suddenly, Benjamin kicks Shaun in the head. This dazes Shaun, but he doesn’t let go of the hold. So, Benjamin kicks him again. Shaun still doesn’t let go, so Benjamin kicks him a third time. That one finally frees Benjamin from the hold. Benjamin gets up and tries to run to the ropes, but Shaun grabs him by his hair and slams him to the mat.*
TH: Benjamin gets free, but Shaun takes him down!JK: Shaun may have gotten his bell rung with those kicks, but he was able to recover quickly. That’s the sign of a true genius.TH: How?JK: I don’t know. I was just making a reference to that Val Kilmer movie.TH: You mean Real Genius? JK: Dammit!*Shaun stomps on Benjamin a few times before running to the ropes and jumping off with a springboard moonsault. However, Benjamin rolls out of the way. Shaun is able to land on his feet, but Benjamin gets up, charges at Shaun, and hits him with a one-arm spinning sleeper slam. He quickly covers Shaun for a pin.
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Shaun kicks out. Both men get up, but Benjamin takes Shaun down with a clothesline. Shaun gets up only to be taken down with another clothesline. Shaun gets up again, but Benjamin takes him down with a dropkick. Shaun gets up again, but this time Benjamin hits him with Legalize It (punches Shaun in the head three times, mimes smoking a joint, and then hits Shaun with a Pele kick). He goes for another pin.
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Shaun kicks out.*
TH: Legalize It! JK: I can’t believe that Benjamin Bannock would be allowed to promote marijuana use on this great show! TH: Really? You can’t believe it? Your car has smelt like a bong for the last three years. JK: For the thousandth time, a skunk got into my car and stunk it up, dammit! *Benjamin gets up and picks up Shaun. He tries to whip Shaun into the ropes, but Shaun twists under his arm and pulls him into a kick to the gut. Shaun then picks up Benjamin and hits him with Peek-A-Boo! (Northern Lights Bomb). He quickly covers Benjamin.
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Benjamin kicks out.*
TH: Peek-A-Boo from out of nowhere! But, it only gets the two. JK: Shaun Clark expertly bust that move out. If he keeps it up, he should have this match won. *Shaun gets up and picks up Benjamin. He then hits Benjamin with a vicious chop that knocks him back down to the mat. Shaun picks him up again Benjamin again and whips him into a corner. He charges at Benjamin, but Benjamin stops him with a boot to the face. Shaun staggers back, and Benjamin climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Benjamin jumps off with a diving crossbody, landing on Shaun for a pin.
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Shaun kicks out and is able to roll Benjamin over with a pin of his own.
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Benjamin kicks out, pushing Shaun off of him. Both men get up. Shaun charges at Benjamin, but Benjamin is able to catch him with No Woman, No Cry (Russian legsweep into double leg roll-up pin).
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Shaun kicks out.*
TH: No Woman, No Cry from out of nowhere! But, Shaun kicks out of it! JK: They’re trading nearfalls like baseball cards. But, one of these has to end the match. And, I’m betting it will be one from Shaun Clark. *Benjamin gets up and goes to the ropes. He pulls himself up and then climbs out onto the apron. Benjamin jumps up onto the top rope and jumps off with The Jamaican Jump (Diving leg drop from a springboard from the top rope). He goes for a pin.
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Shaun kicks out.*
TH: The Jamaican Jump, and it… could… No! Shaun kicks out! JK: He is taking what Benjamin Bannock has dished out all night! TH: But, for how long? JK: I think he can hold out for a good while. *Benjamin gets up and tries to pick up Shaun, but Shaun surprises him with an inside cradle.
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Benjamin kicks out. Both men get up. Benjamin dropkicks Shaun hard, knocking him back into a corner. Benjamin then charges at Shaun, but Shaun ducks and lifts Benjamin over the ropes with his shoulder. Benjamin lands on his feet and punches Shaun, sending him staggering back. Benjamin tries to jump up onto the top rope, but Lauren suddenly runs up behind him and grabs his feet to stop him. Benjamin struggles to get free. Luckily for him, Rita runs up behind Lauren and attacks her. They start fighting, forcing the referee to exit the ring to stop them.*
TH: Lauren Jamison interjects herself into the match again. JK: She’s just trying to help out Shaun.TH: And, here comes Rita Perez to help out Benjamin. JK: How dare she!? Someone needs to stop her! TH: Well, here comes the referee to stop their fight. JK: Good! Maybe he’ll throw Rita out of the match! *As Rita and Lauren continue to fight, Benjamin jumps onto the top rope. He jumps off, but Shaun surprises him with a dropkick, knocking Benjamin down. Shaun then picks up Benjamin and hits him with Freedom Of Choice (Inverted suplex/stunner combo). He pins Benjamin. The ref sees this and quickly slides back into the ring to make the pin.
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The ref calls for the bell.*
MM: Here is your winner—SHAUN CLARK!TH: I don’t believe this! Thanks to Lauren Jamison’s interference, Shaun Clark was able to hit the Freedom Of Choice and win this match. JK: Hey! Whatever works, works. *On the outside, Rita stops fighting with Lauren and looks shocked by what has happened. This allows Lauren to throw Rita back first into the guardrail. She then slides into the ring to celebrate with Shaun. However, Rita runs into the ring and attacks them. Shaun and Lauren fight back and soon overpower her. Shaun beats down on Rita while Lauren moves to the apron. He then holds her while Lauren jumps onto the top rope, and then they hit Rita with Back To The Future (Springboard dropkick (Lauren)/Reverse STO (Shaun) combo).*
TH: And now, the Pack have taken out Rita Perez with Back To The Future.JK: The Crew did it to Beth Graham last week. It’s only fair that The Pack returns the favor.*Backstage, we see Jessica with her security watching the Breakfast Pack come to the back happy.*
Jessica: Congratulations…you schemed your way to another victory so I’m going to give you all 6 minutes to celebrate in your locker room and then say goodbye to Beth and Lauren because their match is next. Now go on…..*The Pack leave…not happy at this treatment. Jessica then sees the Caribbean Crew coming out from the back helping Rita to the back.*
Jessica: Ah….you guys and gals. I know you want to get your revenge on the Breakfast Pack for what happened out there, but don’t do it. I have their opponents who want to enjoy this and if you interfere, I’m afraid you are going to deal with some unique consequences. In fact, I’ll let U.N. Owen and Mr. E escort you to your locker room.*U.N. Owen and Mr. E look at them and knowing they are not in a position to fight right now, they head to their locker room. Jessica then sees the security guards.*
Jessica: Now, security members…get out there and be good lumberjacks.*We cut to the ring where the security guards are coming down the stage and surround the ring.*
MM: The following contest is a tag team Security Lumberjack match scheduled for one fall. The FAWA Security team will be surrounding ringside to keep any of the competitors from leaving the match. And, the match will be contested under tornado tag rules. MM: Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 258 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Beth Graham and Lauren Jamison, THE BREAKFAST PACK! *Beth and Lauren comes out to the boos of the crowd. Beth has on black pants and top, with 5'' between them and a red skull and cross bones on the butt and down the legs, black boots and elbow pads, with a gray skull and cross bones on them. Lauren has on light blue pants and top with yellow Valley girl slang written all over them, with 5'' between them; and yellow boots and elbow pads. Lauren dances down to the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Beth just walks down non-chalantly. Lauren blows a kiss to some guy in the audience and enters the ring, dancing about the ring. Beth just enters the ring, looking bored.*
TH: Here comes the Breakfast Pack. They’ve had a good night so far with Shaun Clark winning his match against Benjamin Bannock of the Caribbean Crew. And, give the assist to Lauren Jamison for that. But, now Lauren and Beth Graham will have their hands full with this match. JK: This isn’t fair, Hoss! These girls should be punished! TH: Why not? They disobeyed Jessica Drakin’s orders several weeks back. JK: They’re too pretty to be punished. TH: It’s a good thing you’re not a judge.JK: The worst part is that we don’t know who their opponents are.TH: Well, we’re about to find out.MM: And, their opponents, at a combined weight of 405 pounds, from The Southwest—Tracy Jones, Nicole Michaels, and Talia Bell, T-N-T!!!!*A lot of pyro goes off as the girls walk out to the boos of the crowd. Tracy is wearing orange top and tights with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Nicole is wearing an orange top and skirt with a flame design on the top and a flame design and “TNT” written in white around the skirt, black wrist tape, and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. Talia is wearing an orange corset-styled singlet with skirt with a flame design and “TNT” in white on the back and front and pink boots with “TNT” in white on them. They walk down to the ring and enter it.*
JK: NO! Not all three! This isn’t fair! TH: It’s punishment, King! And, having to face all three TNT girls is punishment enough. JK: This is not fair! The Pack should sue, dammit! *The bell rings. Beth and Talia go at it, while Lauren has to face with Tracy and Nicole by herself. They overpower Lauren and throw her out of the ring. The security members pick her up while Tracy and Nicole attack Beth. Lauren is thrown back into the ring, and Tracy runs over to attack her while Nicole and Talia continue stomping on Beth. Tracy picks up Lauren, but Lauren surprises her with a headscissors takedown that sends Tracy to the outside. The security team pick her up, but Lauren jumps up onto the top turnbuckle and jumps off with Into The Groove (Lou Thesz press with punches, usually from the apron, second turnbuckle, or top turnbuckle), knocking Tracy and the security members down.*
TH: And, it’s a wild brawl! Into The Groove from the top to Tracy Jones on the outside. JK: Meanwhile, poor innocent Beth is getting double teamed in the ring. *Lauren gets up and picks up Tracy. She drops Tracy onto the steel guardrail with an atomic drop. Lauren then punches Tracy several times before security can pull her off and tries to put her back in the ring. However, Lauren fights with them to get at Tracy. Back in the ring, Nicole and Talia are continuing their assault on Beth. Nicole picks up Beth, pushes her against the ropes, and whips her to Talia. Then, they hit Beth with the Land Assault (Spear (Talia)/running neck snap (Nicole) combo).*
TH: Beth is in trouble as Nicole and Talia hit her with the Land Assault. JK: Dammit, Lauren! Quit fighting with security and get back in the ring to help Beth! *On the outside, Lauren is still trying to get at Tracy, but security is still trying to get her back into the ring. Suddenly, Tracy jumps at them and attacks Lauren. They fight with one another as security struggles to get them back into the ring. Back in the ring, Nicole and Talia are still beating on Beth. They push her against the ropes and whip her across the ring. They go for a double clothesline, but Beth ducks it. They turn around for another go as Beth bounces off the ropes, but Beth surprises them with a double clothesline. Meanwhile, Lauren has slammed Tracy face first onto the steel steps.*
TH: It appears that the Pack is starting to gain control of this match. JK: Bang up job by security. Aren’t they supposed to get those girls back into the ring? *Beth picks up Nicole and whips her into a corner. Talia gets up, but Beth takes her back down with a superkick. Beth then goes to Nicole, climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and starts punching her. After about 10 punches, Beth throes Nicole out of the corner with a monkey flip that sends her flying into Talia just when she gets back up. Back on the outside, Lauren throws Tracy into the steel post. The security guards are still trying to get them back into the ring, but Lauren grabs a chair and swings it at them.*
TH: That’s one way to stop the guards. JK: I’m guessing those budget cuts took away their tazers. *Nicole gets up only to be clothesline out of the ring by Beth. Meanwhile, Lauren grabs Tracy and throws her into the ring. Beth then picks ups Talia while Lauren does the same with Tracy. Then, they hit the TNT girls with Do The Right Thing (Double Sliced Bread #2’s). They both go for a pin.
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Tracy and Talia kick out.*
TH: Do The Right Thing to Tracy Jones and Talia Bell. But, they both kick out. JK: The Pack is on the attack! They may just pull this victory out of the jaws of defeat! *Nicole is throw back into the ring as Beth picks up Talia and holds her for Lauren to hit her with a missile dropkick from the top. Nicole attacks Beth, but Beth fights her off. Meanwhile, Lauren jumps off and hits Talia with the missile dropkick anyway. Tracy gets up, and Lauren blasts her with a bicycle kick. Beth picks up Nicole and puts her into a tree of woe. Then, the Pack girls hit Nicole with Top Gun (Baseball slide (Lauren) followed by a Hesitation Dropkick (Beth) on Nicole in the tree of woe).*
TH: Top Gun to Nicole Michaels. The Breakfast Pack is looking go against TNT. JK: And, to think, I ever doubted them! *Nicole falls to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Beth and Lauren then go after Talia and Tracy again. Beth picks up Tracy and hits her with Smooth Criminal (Swinging reverse DDT) while Lauren picks up Talia and hits her with Like A Prayer (Sitout jawbreaker). They both go for pins. The ref counts Beth’s first.
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Tracy kicks out. The ref then counts Lauren’s pin.
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Talia kicks out.*
TH: Smooth Criminal and Like a Prayer were unable to stop this match. JK: What is up with this ref? He counted their pins together, but now separately!? This guy needs to make up his mind! *Lauren picks up Talia and pushes her into a corner. She climbs up to the second turnbuckle and starts punching Talia. However, Nicole has been shoved back into the ring. She gets up, rushes over, and knocks Lauren off the turnbuckle, sending her to the outside. The security people try to put Lauren back into the ring, but Nicole moves onto the apron and attacks her, stopping them. Meanwhile, Beth has hit Tracy with a backbreaker, holding her for a submission. However, Talia has recovered and attacks Beth from behind. She beats down on Beth with several stomps and kicks. Talia then picks up Beth and hits her with Hooper (Sitout scoop slam piledriver) and pins her.
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Beth kicks out.*
TH: Hooper to Beth Graham, but it only gets a two count. JK: The numbers advantage is working for TNT as they regain control of the match. *The security people grab Nicole and finally get Lauren back into the ring. However, Nicole reenters the ring as well and attacks Lauren. Meanwhile, Talia picks up Beth and chops her several times in the chest. Tracy gets up and attack Beth as well. Talia then lifts Beth up, putting her legs onto Tracy’s shoulder, and they hit her with an aided whiplash. With Beth down, Tracy and Talia hit her with the Hand Grenade (Catapult from Talia into a leg lariat from Tracy). Tracy then pins Beth.
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Beth kicks out.*
TH: Hand Grenade to Beth Graham, but the match continues as Beth kicks out.JK: TNT are some tough ladies to beat. But, these Pack girls are just as tough. *Tracy picks up Beth and whips her into a corner. She then unleashes a flurry of punches and chops. Meanwhile, Nicole picks up Lauren and whips her to Talia. However, Lauren surprises Talia with a clothesline, taking her down. Lauren runs to the ropes, bounces off of them, and blasts Nicole with a bicycle kick. Talia gets up, and Lauren tries to hit her with a superkick, but Talia grabs it and takes Lauren down. She picks up Lauren by her legs, but Lauren counters with Burning Up (Wheelbarrow Bulldog). She then covers Talia.
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Tracy suddenly breaks up the pin.*
TH: Talia Bell is Burning Up, but Tracy Jones puts her out.JK: They really set you up for that one.TH: It was easy, but I had to do it. *Tracy punches Lauren as she picks her up, but Lauren surprises her with a backhand chop. Beth then comes out of the corner and attacks Tracy from behind. Beth and Lauren then hit Tracy with Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (Spinning Sole Kick (Beth) followed by a Superkick (Lauren) followed by an Enziguiri (Beth)/Superkick (Lauren) combo).*
TH: Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo may have put The Pack back into this match. JK: I told you! The Pack was tough enough to hang with TNT! *With Tracy down, Beth and Lauren double clothesline Talia out of the ring. Then, they grabs Nicole and set her up for Pretty In Pink (Wheelbarrow suplex (Lauren)/Lariat takedown (Beth) combo). However, they are stopped when they see Antonio Colón and Benjamin Bannock walking down to the ring. The security people run over to stop the Crew men.*
JK: It’s over, Hoss! TH: Hold on a second! Here comes the male members of the Caribbean Crew! JK: What are they doing out here!? TH: That’s what I’d like to know.*As Lauren and Beth yell at security to stop them, Rita Perez and Marie Martinique come in through the crowd. They both have steel chairs and slide into the ring. They blast Lauren and Beth with the chairs. The ref calls for the bell.
MM: Here are your winners, by disqualification—THE BREAKFAST PACK!TH: I don’t believe this! The Caribbean Crew has given the Breakfast Pack the victory. JK: Not much of a victory if you ask me.*As Rita and Marie beat down on Lauren and Beth, all three TNT girls have gotten up. And, they are pissed that they’ve just lost. Tracy and Nicole attack Rita while Talia attacks Marie. Antonio and Benjamin manage to get past the security guards and run into the ring to help their partners. Suddenly, Toby Nicholas Tucker runs down and attacks Antonio and Benjamin for going after his girls.*
TH: It’s a pier six brawl as TNT and the Caribbean Crew go at it! JK: And, the Pack is still down! *The Crew overpowers TNT, but then the security guards rush into the ring to pull them all apart. Meanwhile, Shaun Clark and Nick Britt from the Breakfast Pack run down to the ring and grab Beth and Lauren. They take the girls away as security struggles to keep The Crew and TNT from going at it.*
TH: The Pack runs away to fight another day as TNT and The Crew go at it with security trying to stop this fight! JK: The Pack is on a roll. Even if they got a DQ victory, they would have won this match. TH: Either way, this feud between the Crew and the Pack is not over. And now, TNT may have been thrown into the mix as well. JK: That’s gonna blow up into somebody’s face.*Jessica is mad as she sees The Crew and TNT being sent to the back.*
Jessica: CREW!!! I told you all that I wanted you out of these matches or there would be consequences! Now you have forced my hand!
Rita and Marie, since you decided to get the girls of TNT disqualified and screw them of some much wanted pulverizing, you two just volunteered to take their place next week against the three. But unlike this time, it won’t be a Lumberjack Match. Instead it will be an “Only TNT can use weapons” Match.
Benjamin and Antonio, I haven’t forgotten about you so we will be having a unique experiment with you two and Toby Nichols Tucker. You two will be taking him on in a handicap match, but to make things fair I’m going to have you two both have one arm tied behind your backs.
Now you all have the rest of the night off. Which means GET OUT OF MY BUILDING!!!*They are all angry as security escorts all of them out of the building.*
TH: Well, the Crew has faced the ire of Jessica.JK: And they should, she warned them and they did it anyway.TH: Didn’t you just say that was wrong when the two women of the Breakfast Pack did it?JK: Yeah, but I like them.TH: Anyway…now it is time for our main event. Let’s go to the ring with Michael Muffer.MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is a triple threat qualifier for a match to determine the #1 contender for the FAWA Fan Forums Title. MM: Introducing first…at 6 feet 4 inches…weighing in at 262 lbs…from Las Vegas, Nevada…accompanied by Kerri Thompson…MICHAEL ROSE!!!*Michael Rose comes from the back with Kerri. He walks down to the ring with a bouquet of roses. He sniffs the roses and throws a few out to the crowd. Then, he slides under the bottom rope, gets up, makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd.*
TH: This is a man who with his victory over Sorrow, earned his spot in this match and in this tournament. JK: How come he is allowed to bring Kerri out there?TH: Probably because Kerri won’t interfere in this match.JK: How do you know that? TH: None of these guys are people she hates so I would say it’s a pretty good guess she will allow Michael to do his job.A-MER-I-CA!
*Blackout and pause for 5 seconds. Then a miserably small firework squawks and the music hits for a second, then stops, then the house lights come up.*
A-MER-I-CA!
MM: And his opponent…at 6 feet 4 inches…weighing in at 235 lbs…from South London, England….THE DREAM!!!!*The music hits again and The Dream stumbles out, the lights fail as he does a Goldberg style ‘wild kick’, falls over. Recovers composure, white lights flood the ramp as he hits The Dream Strut to the ring, acknowledging the crowd who are going just crazy. As he gets to ringside, Dream hands out several small American flags to the audience, making sure to hand a majority to small children before entering the ring, strutting once more.*
TH: Welcome back to FAWA, The Dream. JK: Look at this goof. How could he get a chance at getting a shot at the Fan Forums Title?TH: Well, besides the fact that he was one half of the last world tag team champions.JK: Our world champion and the Lord of the Ring are t…TH: Those belts don’t count!! Now before I was interrupted, I was also going to mention that he actually was polite and asked for this opportunity.JK: So you can ask for a title shot and you’ll get it?TH: Maybe if you are nice enough, sure…you can get a match.JK: Well, then maybe I’ll ask to referee a Pudding match betw…
TH: I'll stop you from finishing that before Jessica comes out here and slaps you in the face for that and then probably then tells every woman that is what you wanted so they can kick your ass too.MM: And their opponent…at 6 feet 3 inches…weighing in at 240 lbs…he is the 2015 Lord of the Ring…JONATHAN MICHAELS!!!*Jonathan Michaels emerges through the smoke and heads to the ring.*
TH: And here comes Jonathan Michaels, who we haven’t seen since Spring Breakdown and I am not sure he was exactly thrilled that his own “tag partner” swooped in and took the title after he did most of the work.JK: Speaking of partner, I bet he knows where Evil M is and he should fess up that he probably has something to do with why our world champ isn’t here to do this great interview with me.TH: The only way that Jonathan Michaels would have something to do with the world champ’s absence is if the world champ is afraid to face his “partner”. JK: Like Evil M is afraid of anyone.TH: He isn’t here for some reason.*Jonathan enters the ring and sees both The Dream and Michael Rose in the ring and the referee calls for the bell to begin the match as they are all ready.*
TH: This is for the second spot to be in the triple threat match in two weeks that will determine who faces AmericAnt for the Fan Forums Title at Independence Day NiteRaw.Triple Threat Qualifier For The #1 Contendership For The Fan Forums Title Match Michael Rose vs. The Dream vs. Jonathan Michaels
Voting Closes On 6/13/15 at 12 AM