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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 17, 2015 0:36:47 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for the long wait....some things didn't pan out like I wanted them to so here it is.
*We see Jessica Drakin in her office holding the world title on her shoulders.*
Jessica: Ladies and Gentlemen…I regret to inform you that due to many no-show appearances by Evil M. The board has decided to fire the world champion and thus strip him of the world heavyweight title. This was done with a heavy heart because no one wants to have it be this way, but it is this way.
At the end of the show, I will announce the four men who will compete in a tournament at SummerFest to become the new World Heavyweight Champion. Other than that, I hope you enjoy the show.
*Camera cuts to the opening*
Independence Day NiteRaw
*Fireworks shoot out from the stage as the camera heads to “Gorilla” Tim Hoss & Jesse King.*
Tim Hoss: Welcome everyone to Independence Day NiteRaw. I’m “Gorilla” Tim Hoss and with me is a man who I will always challenge to a duel, Jesse King
Jesse King: You can do that. But I will be Aaron Burr and you will be Alexander Hamilton. Guess which one of us makes it?
TH: Tonight should be filled with stars and their stripes as we have three fantastic match-ups on display. First, the Crew get their wish and tonight they will face the four members of the Crew sans Brandon Barger as he has more pressing matters.
JK: They may be without their leader, but they will do fine against a group that has no leader to begin with in those Caribbean Cruds.
TH: Then next we have an interesting tag match as Michael Rose and Sorrow are being forced by stipulations to team up against Toby Nicholas Tucker and “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs.
JK: And what stipulations they are. If Sorrow screws Michael, he will lose his mask. And if Michael screws Sorrow, well….let’s just say Kerri is going to be in a barrel of laughs with The Comedian. Come on, Rose….screw this one up.
TH: And finally, we will have three men face off for the Fan Forums Title as the current champion AmericAnt defends the belt against the tough challenges of Brandon Barger and “Black Gold” Jordan Mac.
JK: I smell it in the air, we are going to have a new champion here tonight as that ant is going to choke.
TH: With that out of the way, we have to be hard pressed to announce the news that you just heard earlier in that due to unprofessional behavior by Evil M, he has been stripped of the world title and has been fired.
JK: And that means I will never get my in ring interview, which I was so looking forward to.
TH: Well, then we might have dodged a bullet there.
JK: Hey!!
TH: Relax…anyway, Jessica Drakin will announce four men who will compete in a one night mini-tournament to crown the new world champion. Also, problems have also arisen for Antihero so sadly his reinstatement will not be happening tonight as advertised.
JK: I knew that pest would screw things up. Watch him be just like Evil M and never show up.
TH: Well, let’s get to Michael Muffer, who is in the ring right now.
Michael Muffer: The following contest is an 8 Person Intergender Elimination Tag Team Match. In order to win, one team must eliminate every member of the opposing team. Eliminations can happen as a result of a pinfall, submission, count-out, or disqualification. And, this stipulation has just been added to the match: the winning team will get to humiliate the losing team anyway they see fit. Introducing first…
MM: Coming down the aisle at a combined weight 732 pounds, from The Caribbean Islands—Benjamin Bannock, Antonio Colón, Marie Martinique, and Rita Perez, THE CARIBBEAN CREW!
*The Crew comes out as pyro goes off behind them. Benjamin is wearing white tights with the Jamaican flag down the sides of the legs and the Jamaican coat of arms on the butt, black boots with the Jamaican flag on each side, and black elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Tony is wearing white tights with the Cuban flag down the legs and the Cuban coat of arms on the butt, black boots with the Cuban flag on the sides, and white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. Marie is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: black top and white tights with the Haitian flag down the legs and the Haitian coat of arms on the butt, black wrist tape, black elbow pads, and black boots with the Haitian flag on the sides. Rita is wearing tights and top with 5'' between them in this design: black top and white tights with the Puerto Rican flag down the legs and the Puerto Rican coat of arms on the butt, black boots with the Puerto Rican flag on the sides; white elbow pads, wrist tape, and knee pads. They all walk down to the ring and enter it. Then, they each climb to the top of a turnbuckle, hold up their arms in a X, and then jump down.*
TH: Here comes the Caribbean Crew! They took down TNT last week, and they’re looking to do the same to the Breakfast Pack.
JK: Hold on a second! Did Muffer say that the winning team gets to humiliate the losing team?
TH: Yes, he did.
JK: Dear God! The Pack better win this match now!
MM: And, their opponents, coming down the aisle, at a combined weight of 726 pounds, from Schermer, Illinois—Nick Britt, Shaun Clark, Beth Graham, and Lauren Jamison, THE BREAKFAST PACK!
*The Pack comes out to the boos of the crowd. Nick has on his letterman’s jacket, Choose Breakfast T-shirt, blue tights with a black lightning design on them and black wrist tape, elbow pads, knee pads, and boots. Shaun is wearing black and blue checkered wrestling tights, black wrist tape, and black boots. Lauren is wearing light blue pants and top with yellow Valley girl slang written all over them, with 5'' between and white boots and elbow pads. Beth has on black pants and top, with 5'' between them, boots, and elbow pads with blue skull and cross bones on the butt and down the legs. They all walk to the ring, stop before entering, and hold their fists up in the air. Then, they enter the ring. Nick takes off his jacket and shirt and places them in his team’s corner.*
TH: The last time the Pack was in an elimination match, they did not fair well.
JK: Yeah, but this time, they’re not gonna end up drenched in beer. Unless it’s celebrating their victory against the Crew.
TH: Well, that might be the case tonight. I’ve heard that Lauren Jamison and Beth Graham have added some new moves to their repertoires.
JK: Good! They could use all the help they can get.
*The bell rings. Everyone but Nick and Tony exit the ring. Nick attacks Tony from behind as he warms up by the ropes, beating him to a corner. He punches Tony several times, eventually knocking him down to the bottom turnbuckle. Nick picks up Tony and whips him across the ring. He charges after Tony, but Tony gets a boot up. Nick runs right into it and staggers back. Tony runs out of the corner and knocks Nick down with a clothesline. He drops an elbow onto Nick and pins him.
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Nick kicks out.*
TH: It’s a brawl between Nick and Tony in the early goings on the match.
JK: I’m not surprised. These two teams do NOT like each other. I expect it to get a lot more heated as the match goes on.
*Tony picks up Nick and throws him head first into the Crew’s corner. He then tags in Benjamin. Benjamin runs to the opposite ropes as Tony holds Nick throat first on the top rope, and they hit him with a leapfrog stun gun. Tony exits the ring as Benjamin grabs Nick and whips him across the ring. As Nick bounces off the ropes, Benjamin charges at him with a running front dropkick, taking Nick down. Benjamin gets up and picks up Nick. He chops Nick in the chest, which causes him to fall back against the ropes. Benjamin tries to whip Nick across the ring, but Nick reverses it. As he bounces off the ropes, Nick goes for a clothesline, but Benjamin ducks it. He bounces off the other ropes and hits Nick with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown and pins him.
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Nick kicks out.*
TH: Benjamin Bannock takes down Nick Britt but can’t get the elimination.
JK: He may be too fast for the Pack, but I think they can slow Bannock down and get rid of him.
TH: Even if they do, they’ll still have the rest of the Crew to deal with.
JK: Well, that’s how you win these matches—one person at a time.
*Benjamin gets up and tries to throw Nick into the ropes, but Nick reverses it. Benjamin bounces off the ropes, and Nick hits him with a spinning heel kick, taking Benjamin down. Nick picks up Benjamin and tags in Shaun. Nick holds Benjamin, and they hit him with Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (Spinning Sole Kick from Shaun followed by a Superkick from Nick followed by an Enzuigiri (Shaun)/Superkick (Nick) combo). Shaun pins Benjamin as Nick leaves the ring.
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Benjamin kicks out.*
TH: Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo takes down Benjamin, but he doesn’t stay down for the 3 count.
JK: They’re busting the big moves out early, which is a good strategy in this match. Get rid of as many people as you can and get the numbers advantage early.
*Shaun picks up Benjamin, pushes him back into the ropes, and whips him across the ring. As Benjamin bounces off the ropes, Shaun hits him with a spinning wheel kick. Shaun then jumps onto Benjamin with a senton and hits him with several mounted punches. He then picks up Benjamin and punches him in the head, sending him falling onto the top ropes. Shaun then chokes Benjamin on the rope. The ref starts a count.
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Shaun lets go.*
TH: Shaun Clark getting aggressive with Benjamin.
JK: Another smart strategy. Just beat the holy hell out of your opponent and don’t let up.
*Shaun grabs Benjamin and throws him head first into the Pack’s corner. He then tags in Beth, and they hits Benjamin with Risky Business (Shaun performs Sliced Bread #2 but remains on his knees afterwards, allowing Beth to jump off Shaun's back with a shooting star press onto Benjamin). Shaun leaves, and Beth pins Benjamin.
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Benjamin kicks out.*
TH: Risky Business wasn’t enough to put Benjamin away either.
JK: He’s tough; I’ll give him that. But, I doubt he can hold out much longer.
*Beth gets up and picks up Benjamin, ramming him head first onto the top turnbuckle. She then punches and kicks Benjamin several times in the corner. Beth then tries to whip Benjamin into the opposite turnbuckle, but he reverses it. Benjamin charges at Beth, but she stops him with Dirty Diana (Back elbow from the corner, followed by rope-aided spiral headscissors). Beth then picks up Benjamin, but he surprises her with I Shot The Sheriff (Snap reverse STO).*
TH: Beth Graham pulls out Dirty Diana, but Benjamin Bannock counters with I Shot The Sheriff.
JK: Like I said, they gotta bust out the big moves in order to end this match quickly.
*Both of them roll over to their corner. Beth tags in Lauren, but Benjamin gets a tag to Marie. They enter the ring, and Lauren charges at Marie; but she takes Lauren down with a hard punch. Beth tries to attack Marie, but she just punches her, too. Lauren gets up, and Marie runs to the ropes. She bounces off of them and hits Lauren with a single knee facebreaker. Marie gets up, Beth charges at her, and Marie catches her with a swinging side slam backbreaker. Marie then runs over and punches both Nick and Shaun. Lauren tries to attack Marie, but she catches her on her shoulders and hits her with All Around Haiti (Spinning fireman's carry dropped into a facebreaker knee smash). She then pins Lauren.
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Beth breaks up the pin.*
TH: All Around Haiti to Lauren Jamison. This… should… NO! Beth breaks up the pin.
JK: She should have gotten rid of Beth before making that pin.
TH: But, that might have wasted too much time.
JK: Good point. Either way, Marie was pretty much screwed.
*As Beth punches on Marie, Rita runs into the ring. Nick and Shaun come in, and so do Tony and Benjamin. Both teams are now brawling in the ring. The Pack starts to gain the upperhand, but the Crew surprises them with hard kicks to the guts. Then, they grabs all their heads and hit the Pack with a quadruple DDT.*
TH: Quadruple DDT! The Caribbean Crew is on a roll!
JK: Dang it! This is not good! The Pack’s gonna be humiliated again!
*The Pack scatters. Lauren gets up in a corner but gets attacked by Rita and Marie. They whip Lauren across the ring, and then Marie charges at her with The Haitian Hurricane (Shining wizard followed by a bulldog), hitting it perfectly. Rita move onto the apron and jumps over the ropes with Trouble In Paradise (Slingshot somersault legdrop), landing on Lauren.*
TH: The Haitian Hurricane, and Trouble In Paradise! Lauren Jamison is getting beatin’ like a government mule!
JK: Dammit! Don’t let the Breakfast Pack lose!
*As Tony and Benjamin beat down on Nick and Shaun outside, Rita moves to the outside to help them. Meanwhile, Marie climbs to the top rope. However, Beth climbs up, grabs Marie, and jumps off, dropping Marie throat first onto the top rope. The ref didn’t see that as he was trying to get the Pack and the Crew back to their corners. Lauren gets up, grabs Marie, and hits her with Express Yourself (Springboard tornado DDT). The ref turns around and makes the pin, not seeing Lauren’s feet on the ropes.
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MM: Marie Martinique has been eliminated!
TH: NO!
JK: Yes! Express Yourself has taken out the woman who the match against TNT! The Crew is finished!
TH: You forgot about the part where Beth Graham attacked Marie and Lauren had her feet on the ropes.
JK: The ref didn’t see any of that. So, it’s all okay!
*Rita runs in as Marie exits the ring and clotheslines Lauren. She stomps on Lauren a few times before tagging in Benjamin. Rita picks up Lauren, and they go for a double belly-to-back suplex, but Lauren lands on her feet. They turn around, and Lauren tries to clothesline them both. However, they duck. Lauren turns around, and they hit her with a double superkick. Rita exits the ring as Benjamin hits Lauren with the Rastafarian Leg Drop (Double leg drop) and pins her.
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Lauren kicks out.*
TH: Rastafarian Leg Drop to Lauren Jamison but she hangs on.
JK: She’s a tough girl, but I don’t like it that Benjamin can beat up on her.
TH: It’s intergender. The men and women can wrestle each other.
JK: Still. I don’t like it.
*Benjamin gets up and picks up Lauren. He pushes her back against the ropes and whips her across the ring. Lauren bounces off the ropes, and Benjamin dropkicks her as she comes back. Benjamin quickly pins her.
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Lauren kicks out. Benjamin gets up and picks up Lauren. He pushes her back against the ropes and whips her across the ring. As she hits the ropes, Beth makes a blind tag. Benjamin goes for a clothesline, but she ducks it with a baseball slide between his legs. Beth runs in with a clothesline, but Benjamin ducks it. Lauren gets up, and Beth almost hits her but stops herself. However, when Beth turns around, Benjamin takes them both down with a double clothesline.*
TH: The blind tag didn’t work out for the ladies of The Breakfast Pack.
JK: Yeah. Maybe getting rid of Marie wasn’t such a good idea. I think they’d have an easier time with than with Benjamin and Antonio.
*Lauren rolls out of the ring. Benjamin picks up Beth and pushes her back into the ropes. He tries to whip her across the ring, but Beth reverses it. He hits the ropes, and Nick takes a cheap shot. Benjamin turns around and hits him. However, he turns around right into Off The Wall (Lariat takedown). She picks him up and hits him with Beat It (Spinning DDT). She pins him, with his feet near the ropes.
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2…Lauren grabs Benjamin’s feet and holds them down out of the ref’s view.
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MM: Benjamin Bannock has been eliminated!
JK: Yes! The deadly combination of Off The Wall and Beat It has taken Benjamin out!
TH: As did Lauren Jamison holding Benjamin’s boots.
JK: Hey! If the ref doesn’t see it…
TH: Either way, the Breakfast Pack still has all their members.
*Benjamin rolls out of the ring. Tony enters the ring and clotheslines Beth. Beth gets up, but Tony pushes her back into the ropes and whips her across the ring. She bounces off the ropes, and Tony catches her with a spinning spinebuster. He picks her up and then hits her with a swinging neckbreaker. He picks Beth up again and drags her to the Crew’s corner. He tags in Rita, and she climbs up to the top rope. Tony picks up Beth, and they hit her with Down On The Beach (Diving lariat (Rita)/powerbomb (Antonio) combination). Rita pins Beth as Tony exits the ring.
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Beth kicks out.*
TH: Beth Graham gets taken Down On The Beach. But, she doesn’t stay there for long.
JK: Thank God they did that move. I could see from your notes that you’ve been dying to say it all night.
*Rita picks up Beth, but she surprises Rita with a few punches. Rita punches back. As they exchange blows, Rita soon gets the upperhand and punches Beth back into a corner. She then whips Beth across the ring and charges at her. However, Beth gets her boots up, and Rita runs right into them. She staggers back, and Beth comes out of the corner with a Lou Thesz press slam. She gets up, picks up Rita, and throws her at the bottom turnbuckle, sending Rita side first into the steel post.*
TH: Good GAWD! That had to hurt!
JK: Looks like the Pack is gonna be up 4-to-1!
*Rita falls to the outside. Beth then tags in Nick. He walks over to the ropes and pulls Rita back into the ring by her hair. He picks her up, pushes her back into the ropes, and whips her across the ring. As she bounces off the ropes, Nick catches her and hits her with a high-impact delayed spinebuster. He then backs into the ropes, bounces off of them, and hits her with a running knee drop. He picks Rita up again and this time hits her with an arm twist followed by a hook kick. He picks Rita up again and hits her with War (Lifting DDT). This time, he goes for a pin.*
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Rita kicks out.*
TH: War nearly ends the match for Rita Perez, but she holds on.
JK: She’s a tough coconut to hold on after that onslaught of moves.
*Nick picks up Rita and pushes her hard back into a corner. He whips her into the opposite corner and charges after her with a splash, but Rita moves out of the way. Nick hits the turnbuckles and bounces out onto the apron. This allows Rita to tag in Tony. Nick reenters the ring to stop her, but Tony jumps in with The Communist Kick (Slingshot dropkick, usually into the ring following a tag). Nick staggers back but doesn’t go down and charges at Tony. However, Tony kicks Nick in the gut and hits him with The Buena Vista Social Club (bends the Nick over, kicks him 3 times in the chest, and then hits him with a leg drop bulldog).*
TH: The Communist Kick brings Antonio Colón into the match. And, the Buena Vista Social Club helps him remain in control.
JK: Dammit! Nick messed up not staying on Rita like he was. And, it might cost The Pack a member in this match.
*Shaun runs into the ring, but Tony catches him with an inverted atomic drop followed by a backhand chop, knocking Shaun down. Lauren runs into the ring, but Tony catches her with a hip toss. Beth then runs into the ring, but Tony stops her with a dropkick. Shaun and Lauren get up, and Tony charges at them with a lariat takedown on Lauren and a dropkick to Shaun. Shaun falls back through the ropes and out onto the floor. Tony gets up but gets punched by Nick. Lauren gets up, and Nick holds him for Lauren to hit with True Blue (Roundhouse kick). However, Tony ducks it, and Lauren hits Nick with the move instead.*
JK: Oh no!
TH: Lauren Jamison just hit Nick Britt with True Blue meant for Antonio!
JK: Dammit! That wasn’t suppose to happen!
TH: But it did!
*Lauren tries to check on Nick, but Tony grabs her from behind and throws her over the ropes. He then picks up Nick, hits him with The Havana-plex (Leg hook Saito suplex), and pins him.
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MM: Nick Britt has been eliminated!
TH: The Havana-plex takes out Nick Britt.
JK: Dammit! How could the Pack mess up like this!?
*As Nick rolls out of the ring, Lauren runs back into the ring and tries to hit Tony with a bicycle kick, but he rolls out of the way. Lauren turns around. Tony gets up and kicks her in the gut. He then hits Lauren with The World Is Yours (Double underhook brainbuster). He then pins her.
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MM: Lauren Jamison has been eliminated!
TH: The World Is Yours has even things up!
JK: Dammit! This was supposed to be a clean sweep! How has the Crew gotten so lucky?
TH: Luck has nothing to do with it.
*Shaun and Beth run into the ring, but Rita runs in to stop a double team. Shaun attacks Rita, and Tony has to deal with Beth. Shaun throws Rita out of the ring. Beth slips out of a bodyslam, and Shaun tries to punch Tony; but he kicks Shaun in the gut. Beth charges at Tony, but he catches her and tries for the bodyslam again. However, she slips out of it again and pushes Tony to Shaun. Shaun catches Tony with Oh No! It’s Devo! (Swinging reverse STO).*
TH: Oh No! It’s Devo! And, that may have killed Antonio’s roll.
JK: Oh yeah! It stopped it dead!
*Shaun picks up Tony as Beth moves to the apron. She jumps onto the rope, and they hit Tony with Raging Bull (Powerbomb/springboard flying clothesline combo). Shaun then pins Tony.*
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MM: Antonio Colón has been eliminated!
TH: Raging Bull has taken Antonio out!
JK: Yes! It’s 2 on 1! Rita is finished!
TH: Wasn’t Marie in the same boat last week?
JK: Quiet, Hoss!
*Rita runs into the ring, jumps onto Shaun, and jumps off with a flying forearm smash onto Beth, knocking her down. Shaun gets up, allowing Tony to get out of the ring, and tries to attack Rita, but she punches him. Beth gets up, and Rita punches her too. She continues to ping pong between them with punches. She then tries to whip Beth into Shaun, but she reverses it and sends her into a superkick from Shaun.*
TH: Vicious kick from Shaun Clark stops Rita Perez’s momentum.
JK: She can’t handle them both. Rita is finished.
*Shaun picks up Rita as Beth moves back to the Pack’s corner. He throws her head first onto the turnbuckle and tags in Beth. Beth punches Rita a few times and then moves her from the corner. She pushes Rita back into the ropes and whips her across the ring. As Rita comes to the opposite ropes, Shaun tries to hit her. However, Rita surprises him with an elbow smash to his head, knocking Shaun off the apron. Beth charges at Rita, but she stops her with a swinging side slam. Rita picks up Beth for a suplex, but Beth slips out of it and lands on her feet behind. She grabs Rita and picks her up for a belly-to-back suplex, but Rita slips out of that, hooking her arms with Beth. She flips Beth over and hits her with La Vida Loca (Back to back double underhook Unprettier). Rita then pins Beth.
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MM: Beth Graham has been eliminated!
TH: La Vida Loca takes out Beth Graham!
JK: But, Rita Perez is all alone with Shaun Clark.
TH: So? Marie Martinique was alone with 3 members of TNT and pulled off the victory.
JK: You think a genius like Shaun would let that happen to him? He’s obviously has studied last week’s match in order to avoid this very thing.
*Shaun comes into the ring and attacks Rita as Beth rolls out of the ring. He throws her head first into a corner and then whips Rita into the opposite corner. Shaun charges at her with a shining wizard, but Rita moves out of the way; and Shaun hits his knee on the top turnbuckle. Rita then charges at him, but Shaun hits her with a spinning wheel kick, taking her down. He then picks Rita up and hits her with Here To Go (Swinging fisherman suplex). Shaun then pins her.
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Rita kicks out.*
TH: Here To Go wasn’t able to put Rita away.
JK: She can’t hold on for long. Shaun has this match in the bag.
*Shaun gets up and drags Rita to the corner. He then goes for Total Devo (Three moonsaults in a row, the first on the lower turnbuckle, the second on the middle turnbuckle & the third off the top turnbuckle followed by a pin). He hits the first one from the bottom turnbuckle. Then, he gets up and hits the second one. He gets up and goes for the third, but Rita rolls out of the way. Shaun hits the mat.*
TH: Total Devo denied!
JK: Dammit, Shaun! You had this in the bag!?
*They both get up. Rita tries to attack Shaun, but he surprises her with a superkick, knocking her back into a corner. Shaun then charges at her and goes for a double knee facebreaker, but Rita holds onto the ropes. Shaun hits the mat, and Rita covers him with a jackknife pin.
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MM: Here is your winner—RITA PEREZ!
TH: She’s done it! Rita Perez has survived!
JK: Dammit! How did they do this twice in a row!?
*Rita exits the ring, celebrating. Shaun gets up and suddenly realizes what has happened. He looks very displeased.*
TH: It will be interesting to see what humiliation the Caribbean Crew has in store for the Breakfast Pack!
JK: Dammit! How does the Crew keep on doing this!?
*Backstage, we see Jessica in her office writing something on a piece of paper while Mr. E and U.N. Owen stand at each of her sides. Jeremy Fish comes in.*
Jeremy: Excuse me, Mrs. Drakin….can I get a few words on the progress in deciding the mini tournament for the world title.
Jessica: Fine with me. I have thought about this long and hard. So right now, half the field is covered for this tournament. Unfortunately, I cannot give you any more than that because what happens in tonight’s main event will decide who the last two participants are. I have two people right now who I think may be perfect for those spots, but what happens tonight can change that.
Jeremy: I know you were supposed to sign a reinstatement contract with Antihero tonight, but apparently something has happened.
Jessica: Yeah, the little pest didn’t show up. I mean, I just tried talking to my husband in hopes that he will change his damn mind, but yet he says that he still accepts Antihero’s challenge so sadly, I still have to work with the SOB and hopefully, he will be here next week. Now that you got me a little flustered right now talking about that pile of dung, I’m going to need you to leave.
*Jeremy is taken aback by this, but sees Mr. E and U.N. Owen moving forward so he decides to do what is best and leave.*
TH: Well, it seems half the field is set even though we know neither of the names and Antihero has seem to have gotten under the boss’ skin.
JK: What do you expect? He is an ant and they are known for doing that.
TH: That’s not what ants do. Certain ant’s bites can cause pain or itching, but they can’t burrow under the skin.
JK: Whatever!!
*The bell rings*
MM: The following contest is a tag team match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 9 inches, and weighing 305 lbs., from The Saddest Place In The World: THE DEPRESSED DESTROYER, SORROW!
*Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Sorrow has on his trademark mask, black wrist tape, black elbow pads with the cross from the mask on them, and black wrestling pants with the cross from the mask down the legs. The crosses on the mask, elbow pads, and pants are white. He also has on black boots. He walks down to the ring, climbs onto the apron, and steps over the top rope.*
TH: How in the hell is he going to get along with Michael Rose?
JK: He has to. If he attacks Rose, then Sorrow will be forced to take off his mask under Jessica Drakin’s orders.
TH: And, if Rose attacks him, then Kerri Thompson will become Sorrow personal servant.
JK: Honestly, I could see both those things happening...
MM: And, his partner, coming down the aiskle, being accompanied by Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE!
*Michael Rose come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing yellow short wrestling trunks, yellow elbow and knee pads, and yellow boots, all with a rose on them. Rose is also holding a rose bouquet. Kerri is wearing a black shirt with a rose on it, blue jeans, and boots. Rose sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd. They eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri.*
TH: Hopefully, Kerri will be able to keep Rose calm.
JK: How!? She hates Sorrow just as much as Rose. Hell, she might attack him first.
MM: And, their opponents, introducing first, coming down to the ring, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 290 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS!
*The Comedian comes out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his green tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. He then walks down to the ring, smiling the whole time. The Comedian then enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken.*
TH: And, here’s the gasoline to the fire.
JK: I don’t know. Maybe their mutual hatred of Riggs will make them behave.
TH: Either way, this is going to be one explosive situation.
MM: And, his partner, coming down the aisle, being accompanied by his ladies, at 6 feet 5 inches, weighing 252 pounds, from Superior, Arizona—TOBY NICHOLAS TUCKER, TNT!
*TNT and the girls comes out to some boos that get louder as he emerges from the curtains. TNT is wearing blue wrestling tights with “TNT” in white down the legs, white wrist tape, and black cowboy boots with a fire design on them. Tracy, Nicole, and Talia are wearing black shirts with dynamite on it, blue jeans, and boots. He walks down to the ring as a lot of pyro. TNT walks up the steps, onto the apron, and through the ropes. He makes some gun gestures with his hands.*
TH: Speaking of explosive, TNT could be the wildcard in this mix.
JK: Especially with his girls. Man, we could have a riot on our hands.
*The bell rings, and already Sorrow and Rose are arguing, over who will start the match. Both yell at each other over who will start off for a good minute before the ref comes over and settles it: he sends Rose onto the apron and orders Sorrow to start off the match. Rose reluctantly exits the ring with Sorrow taunting him. This allows TNT to attack Sorrow from behind. He punches Sorrow about the ring, with the punches having little effect. Eventually, he beats Sorrow against the ropes and whips him across the ring. TNT goes for a clothesline, but Sorrow ducks it after bouncing off the ropes. He runs to the ropes, and TNT tries again; but Sorrow ducks him again. He bounces off the ropes again and hits TNT with a flying clothesline, knocking him down.*
TH: Sorrow looks strong against TNT in the early goings of the match.
JK: The ref had to pick between the two of them since Rose and Sorrow were arguing over who would start. That’s not a good sign.
TH: Nope, and the match has just begun. It’s gonna be a long night for those two.
*Both men get up, and Sorrow clotheslines TNT again. TNT gets up, and Sorrow clotheslines him again. The Comedian runs in, but Sorrow hits him with a big boot. TNT gets up, and Sorrow grabs him. However, Riggs attacks Sorrow before he can do anything. They grab Sorrow, push him back against the ropes, and whip him across the ring. They try for a double back body drop, but Sorrow counters with a double running DDT to both men.*
TH: That backfired as Sorrow DDT’s both men.
JK: The Depressed Destroyer is on a roll. Can he keep it up!?
*Sorrow gets up and tags in Rose with a hard slap to his hand. Rose enters the ring, never taking his eyes off of Sorrow. Sorrow yells at Rose to impress him. Rose yells back. And, the ref gets in-between them, ordering Sorrow to exit the ring. Sorrow does, and Rose keeps yelling at him. This allows Tracy Jones to grab Rose’s boot. Kerri comes over to make the save, but Riggs attacks Rose from behind. The ref stops the two ladies from fighting at Riggs punches down Rose. He beats Rose down in a corner, hitting him with several European uppercuts. Riggs then tries to whip Rose into the opposite corner, but Rose reverses it, sending Riggs into the corner. Riggs bounces out, and Rose catches him with a spinning spinebuster. Riggs gets up, and Rose unleashes a flurry of punches on him. Rose then runs to the ropes, bounces off, and hits Riggs with The Red Rose (Running STO),*
TH: Red Rose to the Comedian, and Rose is looking good as well.
JK: They’re channeling all their anger at each other onto Riggs and Tucker. If they can’t fight each other, then The Comedian and TNT are gonna suffer.
*Rose gets up, and TNT runs into the ring. Rose catches him with a dropkick. Riggs gets up, but Rose stops him with a side effect. Rose then climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a double axe handle onto Riggs after he and TNT get up, sending Riggs into TNT and knocking them down. Rose then picks up TNT and whips him into Riggs after he gets up, knocking Riggs back into the ropes. He falls through the ropes and to the floor. TNT’s ladies go to check on him as Rose climbs to the top turnbuckle. TNT climbs up behind him, but Rose hits him with several back elbows, knocking him down to the mat. Rose then jumps off with a moonsault. Rose gets up, sees Riggs and TNT’s ladies on the outside. He then runs to the ropes, bounces off, runs across the ring, and jumps through the ropes with a suicide dive onto Riggs, Tracy, Nicole, and Talia, knocking them all down.*
TH: Michael Rose has taken out The Comedian and TNT!
JK: Damn! This is not how I pictured this match going at all.
*Rose reenters the ring and then tags in Sorrow, slapping him hard across the shoulder. Sorrow enters the ring, taking objection to the tag; but the ref gets between them again. He gets Rose to leave, and Sorrow goes to the top turnbuckle. He waits for TNT to get up. He does and surprises Sorrow by jumping up to the second turnbuckle. They punch at each other, but Sorrow wins out. He then picks up TNT and jumps off with the Dreadbomb (Superbomb). He then pins TNT.
1…
2…
TNT kicks out.*
TH: Dreadbomb to TNT, but it only gets a 2 count.
JK: That was just as impressive as the Dreadbomb. TNT can’t be kept down.
TH: But, for how long? Sorrow and Rose are looking unstoppable so far.
JK: I doubt they can coexist long enough to keep this roll going.
TH: You might be right, King.
*Sorrow gets up, and Rose taunts him over the two count. Sorrow gets up into his face, which allows Riggs to run in and clothesline Sorrow from behind into Rose. Sorrow turns around and attacks Riggs, clotheslining him back to the opposite ropes and over them. Rose runs into the ring and tries to attack Sorrow, but the ref stops him. They argue with the ref between them, and Kerri yells at Rose to not fight Sorrow. Eventually, Rose exits back to his team’s corner. Sorrow keeps yelling at him, but he turns around into The Funny Bone (Lariato) from Riggs, which knocks Sorrow back into the ropes and to the floor.*
JK: Told you!
TH: FUNNY BONE! Sorrow got distracted, and The Comedian took advantage.
*Riggs goes to the outside, and Rose actually tries to intercept him. However, the ref keeps Rose on the apron, allowing Riggs to go attack Sorrow. He stomps on Sorrow a few times before picking him up and ramming his head onto the steel steps. Riggs then throws Sorrow back into the ring, and TNT pounces on him. After beating on Sorrow, he picks him up, holds him against the ropes, and tags in Riggs. He enters the ring, and they whip Sorrow across the ring. As Sorrow bounces off the ropes, Riggs and TNT hit him with double back elbows, knocking Sorrow down. Sorrow gets up, but Riggs attacks as TNT leaves the ring. Riggs punches Sorrow a few more times before hitting him with No Joke (Rolling Cutter). He then pins Sorrow.
1…
2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: No Joke takes down Sorrow, but he kicks out of the pin attempt.
JK: TNT and The Comedian have taken over because they are working as a team. You’re not gonna see any double teaming between Rose and Sorrow.
TH: You never know, King.
JK: You wanna take that bet?
TH: Well, on second thought…
*Riggs gets up and picks up Sorrow. He locks Sorrow in the Iron Claw. Sorrow starts punching and kicking at Riggs, but he uses the Claw to keep out of reach. Riggs then pushes Sorrow back into his team’s corner and tags in TNT. He holds Sorrow for TNT, who hits him with a shoulder thrust. TNT then pulls Sorrow from the corner as Riggs exits onto the apron and hits Sorrow with a backbreaker. TNT picks up Sorrow, hits him with the Vapor Explosion (Spinning sitout belly to belly piledriver), and pins him.
1…
2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: Vapor Explosion from TNT, but Sorrow kicks out.
JK: They picked the wrong guy to isolate. They should have taken down Rose. He’s an honorable man and might try to come to Sorrow’s aid if he gets in trouble. Sorrow would not do the same if the roles were reversed.
*TNT gets up and tags in Riggs. He holds Sorrow, and Riggs punches him in the gut. TNT exits the ring as Riggs puts Sorrow back in the Iron Claw. However, Sorrow starts punching his way out of the hold. Riggs has no choice but to let go and punch back. Sorrow and Riggs trade punches for a bit, with Riggs able to get Sorrow near his corner. TNT grabs Sorrow from behind, and Riggs kicks him in the gut. The ref admonishes TNT as Riggs grabs him and rams him head first onto the top turnbuckle. Riggs then whips Sorrow across the ring and charges after him. However, Sorrow gets a boot up; and Riggs runs right into it. Riggs staggers back, and Sorrow runs out of the corner with a spear, taking him down.*
TH: Spear out of nowhere may have put Sorrow back into the match.
JK: See! Sorrow was not the guy to isolate. He’s too big and too tough.
*Both men are down. Sorrow tries to make a tag, and Rose even holds his arm out for it. However, Riggs tags in TNT first; and he runs in with an elbow drop to Sorrow, stopping him. TNT grabs Sorrow and throws him around with a giant swing. He goes around once, twice, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten times before letting Sorrow go. He then picks up Sorrow and hits him with Flammable Material (Tilt-a-whirl gutbuster followed into a Russian leg sweep). TNT goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Sorrow kicks out.*
TH: Flammable Material to Sorrow, but he still kicks out.
JK: They’re busting out the big moves to take down Sorrow. But, he may be too tough and too pissed to let that happen.
*TNT gets up and tags in Riggs. He comes in, and they pick up Sorrow and push him back into the ropes. They whip Sorrow across the ring and go for a double clothesline, but Sorrow ducks it. They turn around for another go, but Sorrow hits them with a double clothesline. They all get up, and Sorrow double clotheslines them again. They get up, and Sorrow double DDTs them to the mat. They get up by the ropes, and Sorrow charges at them, clotheslining them both over the ropes. TNT’s girls go to check on Tucker and Riggs.*
TH: Sorrow is back in this match.
JK: Yeah, but he needs to tag out. Take a breather. Let Rose do the fighting for a bit.
*Sorrow holds out his hand for a tag to Rose. Rose looks around reluctantly and finally slaps it for the tag. Rose enters the ring, running to the farside ropes. He bounces off of them, going for a suicide dive, but Sorrow surprises him with a vicious clothesline, knocking Rose down. Sorrow then picks up Rose and hits him with Misery (Rope-elevated swinging neck breaker). Sorrow exits the ring as the crowd boos him.*
JK: What the hell was that!?
TH: Sorrow hits Rose with Misery. He just cost himself his mask, King, but why?
JK: This guy’s nuts!
*With Sorrow gone, TNT and Riggs reenter the ring. They stomp on Rose for a good bit before the ref stops them and forces one of them to leave. Riggs leaves, but TNT tags him in. TNT picks up Rose, pushes him back against the ropes, and whips him to Riggs for the Funny Bone (Lariato). However, Rose ducks it; and Riggs hits TNT instead.*
TH: Funny Bone is gonna end this. NO! He hit TNT!
JK: Rose ducked the move! How did he do that?
*Riggs checks on TNT. However, Rose comes up behind Riggs and hits him with the Rose Thorn. He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
Riggs kicks out.*
TH: Rose Thorn could… end.. NO! Riggs kicks out!
JK: Michael Rose is all alone! But, he doesn’t look like he needs help!
*Rose gets up and picks up Riggs. He tries for a single arm DDT, but TNT gets up. He charges at Rose with a running big boot, but Rose ducks it and hits the DDT. TNT turns around as Rose gets up. He charges at Rose, but he catches TNT on his shoulders and hits him with The Black Rose (F-5).*
TH: Black Rose to TNT! Michael Rose could pull off the upset!
JK: I still can’t believe what Sorrow did! He just cost himself his mask!
*Rose gets up. Riggs has pulled himself up with the ropes. He turns around and charges at Rose, but Rose kicks him in the gut and hits Riggs with The Orange Rose (Sit-out inverted suplex slam). He goes for a pin.
1…
2…
TNT breaks it up.*
TH: Orange Rose! Could… this… be… NO! TNT breaks the pin!
JK: That’s the disadvantage Rose finds himself in. His partner is gone!
*TNT picks up Rose and throws him to the ropes. Rose bounces off the ropes, and TNT goes for a clothesline. But, Rose ducks it. TNT turns around, and Rose hits him with a Red Rose. He gets up, but so does Riggs. He charges at Rose, but Rose catches him on his shoulders and hits Riggs with the Kiss From A Rose (Go To Sleep). He quickly pins Riggs.
1…
2…
3!*
MM: Here is your winners—MICHAEL ROSE AND SORROW!
TH: He did it! Kiss From A Rose seals the victory for Michael Rose!
JK: I see what you did there.
TH: What are you talking about?
JK: Kiss From A Rose SEALS the victory.
TH: Oh! I didn’t even notices.
*Rose gets up, and Kerri joins him in the ring to celebrate. However, the ladies of TNT come in and attack them.*
TH: Dammit! Rose wins the match, and TNT’s ladies attack him.
JK: They’re just avenging their man’s loss.
*The girls beat down on Rose and Kerri, but they suddenly fight back, knocking the girls back. Kerri beats Talia back against the ropes and clotheslines her over the ropes. Rose fights off Tracy and Nicole. Kerri comes to his aid, and they throw Tracy and Nicole out of the ring as well. TNT gets up and tries to attack them, but Rose and Kerri fight him off and the double clothesline TNT over the ropes. The girls help him up. Riggs then gets up. Kerri attacks him before he can do the same and pushes him back against the ropes. She then whips Riggs to Rose, and Rose back body drops him over the ropes and onto TNT the group to the outside, knocking them all down.*
TH: Michael Rose stands tall!
JK: No thanks to Sorrow! Why would he just throw away his mask like that?
TH: We’ll have to find out on the next show, King!
*Backstage, we see Brandon Barger in the back with his getting ready for his match with the Pack. He starts leading them out, but security comes in.*
Security: Sorry, Brandon…but per orders of Mrs. Drakin, your crew is being told to stay in the back.
Shawn: What!!!
Lauren: This is so unfair.
Beth: What did we ever do to her to deserve this bias?
Nick: I would like to see these security guys try.
Brandon: Cool off, guys. You just had a match not too long ago.
*Brandon looks at the head security guard.*
Brandon: So that’s the way it’s gotta be? Fine, I’ll play this little game. Excuse me.
*Brandon purposefully bumps into one of the guards on his way to the stage before his music hits.*
MM: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…and it is for the Fan Forums Championship!! Introducing first…at 6 feet, 4 inches…weighing in at 284 pounds…from Schermer, Illinois…he is the leader of the Breakfast Pack, BRANDON BARGER!
*Brandon comes out alone and is ready for his match. He enters the ring taking off his jacket and shirt, just wanting to get this match over with.*
TH: Well, I guess it is time for our main event.
JK: And what was all of that backstage.
TH: Like the guy said, Jessica has decided that the Breakfast Pack needs to stay in the back.
JK: And that is completely unfair.
TH: I actually think it is the right move as the Breakfast Pack did get involved last match and their nonsense is partly responsible for why we have a triple threat match.
JK: Of course you would think that is the right move.
*Backstage, we see Jordan Mac and his top crew member Tyrus laughing about this. Jordan then grabs his towel and is about to exit his locker room with his crew, but security is there as well.
Security Head: Sorry, but Jessica said the same thing about your crew.
*Jordan is steaming when he hears this and gets into the security head’s face. Suddenly, he sees what looks like Michael Hayden passing by and gets spooked. He goes to the hall and sees that nobody is there. He then heads back and looks at the guards.*
Jordan: Alright, you win here this time.
*Jordan looks at his crew.*
Jordan: Tyrus, other guys…I have a sneaking suspicion a guy we took care of and you know has been sending me letters, is here tonight. I want you guys to look for him as I’ll take care of this match in the ring.
*The Black Gold Crew nods their heads and goes to the halls looking for Michael Hayden as Jordan heads to the stage before his music plays.*
MM: His opponent…at 6 feet, 3 inches…weighing in at 245 pounds…from Atlanta, Georgia…”BLACK GOLD” JORDAN MAC!!
*Jordan Mac comes out with a towel alone and looks angry. He also is looking around to make sure Michael Hayden isn’t around. He sees a guy with a hood on him and grabs him. He takes his hood off to see that it isn’t Hayden. He enters the ring and throws his towel at the ref. The ref isn’t happy about this sign of disrespect, but he puts the towel to the outside.*
TH: Jordan Mac seems to be both angry and worried at the same time.
JK: And why wouldn’t he? He not only has also been unfairly forced to come out alone, but he apparently has been stalked by a man.
TH: That man is Michael Hayden and if you remember, Mac and his crew put Hayden to the hospital several months ago. Michael has every right to want revenge.
JK: Yeah, but now Jordan may not have his head 100% in the game.
TH: As you have said when I said when people have had to deal with problems outside of the match, that’s his problem.
*Backstage, we see AmericAnt with the belt and nodding his head.*
AA: Seems Jessica accepted my advice. This will be very interesting.
*AmericAnt turns around.*
AA: Sorry, guys…doesn’t look like you will be allowed to help me with this problem, but I sense some planning still by those two so keep your eyes out.
*The camera turns to see The Caribbean Crew, CW Who, and The Dream nodding.*
AA: Alright…time to get ready for my match.
*AmericAnt exits his locker room and heads to the stage with his title before his music plays. *
MM: And their opponent…at 6 feet, 5 inches…weighing in at 302 pounds…from the Land of Opportunity…he is the Fan Forums Champion…AMERICANT!!!
*AmericAnt comes out with the belt and salutes the fans, before he raises the title. He then runs to the ring and slides under the ropes. He looks at both opponents and raises the title at both of them before handing the belt to the ref.*
TH: And here comes the champion.
JK: Of course he was the one who begged Jessica to force Brandon and Jordan’s friends to not be out here.
TH: He only advised the idea to the boss and as you saw, he had back-up of his own just in case she turned down his advice.
JK: Yeah, but do they have a manager’s license?
TH: Last I checked, the Breakfast Pack and the Black Gold Crew didn’t have theirs either so you can stop with manager’s licenses. AmericAnt just wants what happened at the #1 contendership match not to happen in the title match.
*The three men are in the ring as the ref holds the title in the air and hands it to the timekeeper.*
TH: Main event time between three men. Who will leave this ring as the Fan Forums Champion?
Fan Forums Championship Triple Threat Match AmericAnt (c) vs. Brandon Barger vs. "Black Gold" Jordan Mac
Voting ends 7/18/15 at 12 AM EST
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