How to beat Brock Lesnar

[aka Cthulhu]

I got it. The idea came to me as if it hit me in the face.

Now, for someone to beat Brock Lesnar, what WWE has to do is... so what they do is they send challenge after challenge after him. They all lose. But what they do then is this, for every defeated opponent, WWE takes out the pieces that were not broken up by Brock. Like maybe Cena's knee on one part and Undertaker's hands, all the way until they get enough parts to make an entire wrestler. With the parts that weren't destroyed by Brock, it will become invulnerable.

It's such a foolproof plan that I'm surprised no one else thought of it. Hah!

[Urfarkendarf]

Kick him in the nuts. Hard.

[Deleted]

It'll never work. No steel steps.

[MichaelMartini]

Aug 18, 2014 13:25:14 GMT -5 @bootytime said:

It'll never work. No steel steps.

If you're making a frankenwrestler why not use the steel steps? Maybe as the torso?

[Nickybojelais]

Just do what Boris Mineburg did to Frank Goliath, the Macedonian baby-crusher in 'Life of Brian'

Run away from Lesnar until he suffers a cardiac arrest.

[Brood Lone Wolf Funker]

Hit him in the gut

[Neo: "The One" who CLAPS]

Whoever does it needs to be Mexican, who hits their finisher on the steel steps.

[OVO 40 hunched over like he 80]

A fake Mexican then a dutchman then diverticulitis

[rowdy426]

I was thinking wait until Round 2 when his uppercuts stop being instant knockdowns.


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[dreamer75]

Freight Train is gonna train wreck Brock Lesnar

[Bang Bang Bart]

Diverticulitis Bryan.