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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 21, 2014 10:03:50 GMT -5
Not just any sort of death trap/machine. It's gotta be something that the hero can escape in. No unwinnable Saw-like machinations!
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Post by Square on Aug 21, 2014 10:05:34 GMT -5
Ever see Total Wipeout? Replace the water with lava and get the popcorn
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 10:27:49 GMT -5
The Big Brother house.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 21, 2014 10:35:53 GMT -5
I'll just have Stomberg's lift trap. Mine will just let you fall down the elevator shaft into spikes at the bottom though, as Sharks are expensive to keep  |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Aug 21, 2014 10:49:17 GMT -5
Can't I just shoot him? |
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 21, 2014 10:52:36 GMT -5
Can't I just shoot him? That's disappointing. *shoots you in the head* See that? Nothing fancy. You'll be disappointed if it weren't for the fact that you're dead on account of a bullet went through your head. If you were alive, you'll admit that it was a let down. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 21, 2014 10:53:38 GMT -5
Bond is released into the middle of an NFL field, he's completely naked except for a big Cowboy's flag strapped to his back. All he has to do is run off the field and through the gate exits to escape! Except he discovers he's in Philly in front of a stadium packed full of Eagle's fans. They are all drunk and armed with iceballs and cellphone batteries.
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Aug 21, 2014 11:01:30 GMT -5
lets see, a way oversized glass room that fills with gas. it's a clear glass so the hero can clearly see out side of the trap. and the room must be huge so he has plenty of room to work in side and it take forever for the gas to get to a dangerous mixture level. oh, and the gas should a bright snot green color that is obvious to see, but not so deadly that it does much on contact with the hero, it just makes him cough for the 1st few minutes after contact. and what the hell, throw in an inept guard or two.
pretty standard really. i don't see what could go wrong.
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Post by Johnny on Aug 21, 2014 11:55:33 GMT -5
I'd stick him in a big glass box with a giant indestructible balloon inside. Pipe him up so that every time he exhales, the air fills the balloon slightly.
After an hour the balloon gets to the size where it pretty much fills the box. As it expands, it slowly crushes him, specifically his chest. The bigger the balloon gets, the harder it is for him to breath, so the slower the whole process gets until finally, finally he breathes his last breath.
Also the box would play 'Every breath you take' really really loudly.
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Post by Malcolm on Aug 21, 2014 12:41:44 GMT -5
Tie him to a chair and force him to watch an infinite "Keeping up with the Kardashians" marathon.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 13:01:44 GMT -5
I'm going to put him in a locked room with a lion but not monitor it with video surveillance. I'll just assume everything goes according to plan, and that when I open the door the lion will be fine and James Bond won't hand me my ass. What could go wrong?
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Post by Fundertaker on Aug 21, 2014 13:07:12 GMT -5
Lasers with F'N SHARK BEAMS attached to their heads!
Wait a minute...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2014 14:53:01 GMT -5
While he's in bed with his newest Bond girl, I'll reveal that she's a ticking time bomb activated by his contct with her. I'll then let him know I've arranged it so that the time it takes for him to escape while carrying her is just enough time for her to explode, and leaving without her will activate sarin dispensers. He must do the most humiliating thing he can think of to deactivate the bomb and save both of their lives, and it will be recorded on camera and sent to MI6 with gaudy titles. {Spoiler}Of course, it's all bullshit and there's no bomb |
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Aug 21, 2014 14:54:27 GMT -5
Tie him to a chair and force him to watch an infinite "Keeping up with the Kardashians" marathon. Pretty sure that's a violation of the Supervillain Act of 2007: no reality show based torture. I mean yes, it's supposed to be a deathtrap, but there are some things even the most twisted mind would never subject someone to. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Aug 21, 2014 15:10:17 GMT -5
Not just any sort of death trap/machine. It's gotta be something that the hero can escape in. No unwinnable Saw-like machinations! No unwinnable Saw-like machinations! unwinnable Saw-like machinations! But... the whole point of the Saw contraptions is that they ARE escapable... I swear it's like none of the people who mock the Saw franchise has ever seen the actual movies. |
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