Create an Iron Sheik Rant

[Triple Kelly]

Take a topic like the Tony Awards, the speed limit, English as the national language, tv shows you like to watch or just about any other topic on Earth and create an Iron Sheik-like rant and rave. Have fun with it and go crazy with creativity.

-Kelly

[Matt Rogers]

Eeehh, this thread is, how you say FAG! This thread show me no respak, I should make this thread like didgeridoo, I mean dodo! I going to go and spit on eeehhhhh!

[Deleted]

In old country... Tehran, Iran where I come from.. we no have the magic. That mean we no have any enchanted person. But I come to America, to the Minnesota.. plenty magic and enchanted person. The Iron Sheik is a rrreal man ehhh ehhh ehhh... I am not magical or enchanted Mr. Meloni. Anyway, to make long story short, I NEVER RESPAKT THE MAGIC!!!!

*HACK PTOOEY*

[Highest Quarrelling Saturday?]

You ask me excellent, excellent question, Mistah Frank Swiss. Great all time feeling I have vuz...vuz...vuz I watch first time the Today Show on uhh...network...bird...peacock... NBC. I vuz...vuz...vuz...vuz...looking for my medication all over house when I bumped zuh...zuh..you know, big box, glass screen, noises and sounds...yes, you're very intelligent man Mistah Frank Swiss, zeh television. I respack Katie Couric, she very pretty, probably not a le*****, would have a little fun with zeh Sheik, but that jabroni Matt Lauer is a no good SOAB low life. Twi wanna let you know you a punk, you a bald little g**... I don't respack you and your g**ness and you don’t deserve your money and your fame because you a bald little g**. And you no HUMBLE! LAUER, IF I EVAH SEE YOU I WILL HURT YOU, PUT YOU IN CAMAL CLUTCH, BREAK YOUR BACK, AND **** YOUR A** TO HUMBEL YOU OLD COUNTRY WAY, BUT I RESPAK HIS PARTNER KATIE COURIC!

MATT LAUER… AHAaaAAAAAaaAPATOOEY!

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Meloni: Now Sheik, the word going around is that you have some heat with Dennis Stamp. Can you tell us a little about that?

Sheik: I don't understand Mr. Meloni

Meloni: Well, Dennis Stamp says you tried to have sex with him one night...

Sheik: Ah Yes! That is true Mr. Meloni you are veryintelligentallamericanreporter, It's true. We were wrestling in the Pontiac, Michigan and I see Dennis Stamp and I want to have the sex with him. So I tell him... "Maybe you come back to Sheiky's room later. Have some beer, some medicine, maybe a little massage ehhhh ehhhh ehhh SEX" But he tell me no... maybe next show.

Meloni: So he didn't reject you completely?

Sheik: Exactly Mr. Meloni.... you are very intelligent man. He tell me "Sheikybaby, I have headache.. maybe next show". So anyway, make a long story short, the next show comes around and he not there. So I call him I ask him "Stampy, where are you. I have my medicine ehhh ehhh ehhh SEX" and that no good punk jehbroni, he lie to me and he break my heart. Ten times worse than that Hollywood blonde gold diggin' enchanted person Hulk Hogan and that *** jehbroni Nikolai. He tell me "Sheikybaby, I love you. But I wasn't booked so I made other arrangements"

Meloni: Maybe he really wasn't booked...

Sheik: NO! HE WAS BOOKED! I SAW IT! ARE YOU TAKING STAMP'S SIDE? What's wrong with me? You don't like me? My mustache is very sexy Mr. Meloni, it can do many tricks.... very good for sex Mr. Meloni

*Sheik eyes up Meloni while twirling his mustache in a most erotic manner. Only screams are heard as the humbling begins*

[Candyman's surprise]

Hey I already do this in random threads

From the Official "Randy bashing needs to stop" thread

Billy qué es su nombre: What do you think about Randy Orton

Iron SHeik: You ask me excellent, excellent question, Mr. Don Maloney. The great feeling I had all my life was the night I beat his father, Bob Orton. I have alot of respect for his father, great high jumper. He's a professional! Randy Orton, you are another son of a *censored*. You are punk, you are *censored* Worse than Hulk Hogan, worse than michael Jordan...Michael Jackson. I didn't like him, I didn't like his attitude. I can break his *censored* back. Break his back, make him humble.

Billy qué es su nombre: Why don't you like him

Iron SHeik: The Hammer was driving. I was a passenger. I passed the medicine to Greg the Hammer, He passed the medicine to Wendi RIcter. Randy than said I dont like this *censored* in the car. I said what do you mean, this is my medicine, in old country we dont have a doctor. This is my medicine. I like it, Hammer likes it, wendi likes it. You don't like it? Okay greg, stop the car! Greg the Hammer, stops the car. You dont like my medicine Randy, get the *censored* out of the car you dumb, old *censored*. He got out of the car and hitch hiked to providence.

Billy qué es su nombre: Is the story that Randy Orton told about you true? Did you try to make a pass at him wanting some comfort one night? He said no and you told everyone he was a Lesbian

Iron Sheik: I'm a man. I'm not michael Jackson. I asked Randy Orton if he wanted to have a good time? He said no. He broke my heart. Like Nicolai broke my heart. Like Hulk Hogan broke my heart. You don't like me.

Also, from the First Official "I hate Charlie Haas" thread

Billy qué es su nombre: What do you think about Charlie Haas

Iron Sheik: You ask me excellent, excellent question. I remember he was in a great tag team with Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin was a great high jumper. That Jabroni Charlie Haas is a punk. Broke my heart worse than Nicolai.

Billy qué es su nombre: Charlie Haas has been telling this story about you wanting comfort and he turned you down. You then told everyone he was a Lesbian

Iron SHeik: I'm a man. I'm not like Michael Jackson. I like the women. I give him my medicine, I give him my beer. I hurt at night and I wanted to have a good time but he said it would be a mistake. He didn't want to have sex with me so I break his back and made him humble. Than, Me, The Hammer and Wendi Ricther took off and left him on the side of the road. He had to hitch hike to providence


Kelly, my gimmick has been compromised. You hurt me worse than Nicolai.

[TuneinTokyo]

If I could ask a favor, in your posts could you not refer to Iranians in a negative aspect as part of the gimmick. It seems everyone's been cool but I thought I would ask.


Thanks


"Haak Tooey"

[DiBiase is Good]

How about....
"My name is the Iron Shiek and I have to resort to moaning about seemingly decent individuals to try and be controversial. That way people will know who I am and I will be in the public eye once again"

[Candyman's surprise]

dibiaseisgood said:

How about....
"My name is the Iron Shiek and I have to resort to moaning about seemingly decent individuals to try and be controversial. That way people will know who I am and I will be in the public eye once again"

Iron SHeik, the most controversial champion in WWE history. I'm soory, thats what they were saying about Cena. My bad.