Extreme Ultraviolent Elimination Chamber Tornado WarGa..Wha?

[RI Richmark]

Just looked up the Elimination Chamber article on Wikipedia and under 'Variations' I came across this:

Extreme Ultraviolent Elimination Chamber Tornado WarGames match- the enclosure match is similar to combine Elimination Chamber Tornado Tag Team Elimination Match and WarGames Matches will be contested under the combination of ECW's Extreme Rules and CZW's Ultraviolent Rules involving consisted of two teams of 8 men and featured full of all weapons inside the pods and could be used after each participant entered the match involving crowbars, tables, ladders, steel folding chairs, barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat, thumbtacks, barbed wire, razor wire, light tubes, and many lot more. The match began with one member of each team entering the chamber and involving two 8-member tag teams, two participants are locked inside the weapons-filled inner chambers. After 20 minutes, a member from one of the teams (usually determined by a coin toss, but has also been determined by a match or by a contest such as an arm wrestling match, a live fan poll, etc.; this is almost always the "heel" team in order to provide heat) would enter the cage, giving his team the temporary handicap advantage. After 10 minutes, two participants are released into the match. This match is continue until all 8 members of 2 teams had been entered the chamber or released the pods. Once all 8 members of 2 teams would brawl in the elimination chamber with weapons for as long as it took until a member of either team had been eliminated by pinfall, submission, surrendered, or was knocked unconscious. There are no rules whatsoever, The winner of the match is the last remaining tag team member after all members of the opposing tag team are eliminated in tag team matches.

All 6 men competed inside Elimination Chamber Match will be contested under the combination of ECW's Extreme Rules and CZW's Ultraviolent Rules called "Extreme Ultraviolent Elimination Chamber match." In this variation, each chamber had full of all weapons for the competitors locked inside to hold on to. When each competitor's chamber opened, their weapons entered the match with them. The match is contested by 12 men, with two beginning the bout in the ring, while the other four are held within each inner chamber filled with weapons. After 5 minutes, a pod will open at random, enabling a Superstar to enter the match. This will continue until all the competitors have been released. Elimination only occurs when a wrestlers hits an opponent with a weapon and to eliminate each opponent from the match by executing a pinfall or a submission, which can occur in the ring or on the chamber's elevated floor. Disqualifications do not apply in the process of elimination, except if the match is contested by women. The winner of the match is the last remaining participant after all others have been eliminated. The full of all weapons used in the match were crowbars, tables, ladders, steel folding chairs, barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat, thumbtacks, barbed wire, razor wire, light tubes, etc.

I'm pretty sure these matches do not exist.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Russo just filled the cup looking at that.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Why do I get the feeling some impossibly shitty indie fed did this and then put it on Wikipedia?

Either that or some loser who did it with his wrestling figures. Not that doing it with your figures makes you a loser... putting it on Wikipedia does.

[Deleted]

I could see CZW doing that except that the Cage of Death has never featured pods in that manner.

[Dean F'n Ambrose]

CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB!

If it was 2009 I could easily see this being done by them. But in 2014 there are just a bunch of p**sies there and they barely do any deathmatches worth watching anymore. Tournament of Death is the only iPPV I watch from them.

[Jiren]

Sept 1, 2014 1:18:11 GMT -5 RI Richmark said:

Just looked up the Elimination Chamber article on Wikipedia and under 'Variations' I came across this:

Extreme Ultraviolent Elimination Chamber Tornado WarGames match- the enclosure match is similar to combine Elimination Chamber Tornado Tag Team Elimination Match and WarGames Matches will be contested under the combination of ECW's Extreme Rules and CZW's Ultraviolent Rules involving consisted of two teams of 8 men and featured full of all weapons inside the pods and could be used after each participant entered the match involving crowbars, tables, ladders, steel folding chairs, barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat, thumbtacks, barbed wire, razor wire, light tubes, and many lot more. The match began with one member of each team entering the chamber and involving two 8-member tag teams, two participants are locked inside the weapons-filled inner chambers. After 20 minutes, a member from one of the teams (usually determined by a coin toss, but has also been determined by a match or by a contest such as an arm wrestling match, a live fan poll, etc.; this is almost always the "heel" team in order to provide heat) would enter the cage, giving his team the temporary handicap advantage. After 10 minutes, two participants are released into the match. This match is continue until all 8 members of 2 teams had been entered the chamber or released the pods. Once all 8 members of 2 teams would brawl in the elimination chamber with weapons for as long as it took until a member of either team had been eliminated by pinfall, submission, surrendered, or was knocked unconscious. There are no rules whatsoever, The winner of the match is the last remaining tag team member after all members of the opposing tag team are eliminated in tag team matches.

All 6 men competed inside Elimination Chamber Match will be contested under the combination of ECW's Extreme Rules and CZW's Ultraviolent Rules called "Extreme Ultraviolent Elimination Chamber match." In this variation, each chamber had full of all weapons for the competitors locked inside to hold on to. When each competitor's chamber opened, their weapons entered the match with them. The match is contested by 12 men, with two beginning the bout in the ring, while the other four are held within each inner chamber filled with weapons. After 5 minutes, a pod will open at random, enabling a Superstar to enter the match. This will continue until all the competitors have been released. Elimination only occurs when a wrestlers hits an opponent with a weapon and to eliminate each opponent from the match by executing a pinfall or a submission, which can occur in the ring or on the chamber's elevated floor. Disqualifications do not apply in the process of elimination, except if the match is contested by women. The winner of the match is the last remaining participant after all others have been eliminated. The full of all weapons used in the match were crowbars, tables, ladders, steel folding chairs, barbed wire-wrapped baseball bat, thumbtacks, barbed wire, razor wire, light tubes, etc.

[Session Moth is over]

Sept 1, 2014 5:12:38 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB!

If it was 2009 I could easily see this being done by them. But in 2014 there are just a bunch of p**sies there and they barely do any deathmatches worth watching anymore. Tournament of Death is the only iPPV I watch from them.

Less deatmatches and ultravoilent bumps? Some people would call that maturing.

[Dean F'n Ambrose]

Sept 1, 2014 7:42:54 GMT -5 Session Moth is over said:

Sept 1, 2014 5:12:38 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB!

If it was 2009 I could easily see this being done by them. But in 2014 there are just a bunch of p**sies there and they barely do any deathmatches worth watching anymore. Tournament of Death is the only iPPV I watch from them.

Less deatmatches and ultravoilent bumps? Some people would call that maturing.

I call it becoming another boring indy company. Only reason to watch them was for deathmatches and now that's gone. And Japan isn't even fun so boooooo.

[Hawk Hart]

Sept 1, 2014 7:51:00 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

Sept 1, 2014 7:42:54 GMT -5 Session Moth is over said:

Less deatmatches and ultravoilent bumps? Some people would call that maturing.

I call it becoming another boring indy company. Only reason to watch them was for deathmatches and now that's gone. And Japan isn't even fun so boooooo.

f*** the safety, health, and well being of the workers. Am I right?

[Neo: "The One" who CLAPS]

20 minutes in the first interval? That's way too long

[Dean F'n Ambrose]

Sept 1, 2014 8:42:57 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Sept 1, 2014 7:51:00 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

I call it becoming another boring indy company. Only reason to watch them was for deathmatches and now that's gone. And Japan isn't even fun so boooooo.

f*** the safety, health, and well being of the workers. Am I right?

Right!

[Hawk Hart]

Sept 1, 2014 11:14:03 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

Sept 1, 2014 8:42:57 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

f*** the safety, health, and well being of the workers. Am I right?

Right!

That really is the worst kind of mentality for fans to have. They don't owe you self mutilation for your own enjoyment, why would you bag on people trying to make sure they can both do what they love and live a happy, full life they likely wouldn't get to if they were doing your typical "CZW in 2008" style match regularly.

[Lancers]

Sept 1, 2014 11:36:56 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Sept 1, 2014 11:14:03 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

Right!

That really is the worst kind of mentality for fans to have. They don't owe you self mutilation for your own enjoyment, why would you bag on people trying to make sure they can both do what they love and live a happy, full life they likely wouldn't get to if they were doing your typical "CZW in 2008" style match regularly.

Some people just want to watch the world burn. Others want to watch Zandig take a weedwhacker to the chest. Both groups scare me.

[Dean F'n Ambrose]

Sept 1, 2014 11:36:56 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Sept 1, 2014 11:14:03 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

Right!

That really is the worst kind of mentality for fans to have. They don't owe you self mutilation for your own enjoyment, why would you bag on people trying to make sure they can both do what they love and live a happy, full life they likely wouldn't get to if they were doing your typical "CZW in 2008" style match regularly.

You're not one who notice sarcasm, are you?

[Hawk Hart]

Sept 1, 2014 11:41:32 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

Sept 1, 2014 11:36:56 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

That really is the worst kind of mentality for fans to have. They don't owe you self mutilation for your own enjoyment, why would you bag on people trying to make sure they can both do what they love and live a happy, full life they likely wouldn't get to if they were doing your typical "CZW in 2008" style match regularly.

You're not one who notice sarcasm, are you?

Sept 1, 2014 5:12:38 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB!

If it was 2009 I could easily see this being done by them. But in 2014 there are just a bunch of p**sies there and they barely do any deathmatches worth watching anymore. Tournament of Death is the only iPPV I watch from them.

Sept 1, 2014 7:51:00 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

Sept 1, 2014 7:42:54 GMT -5 Session Moth is over said:

Less deatmatches and ultravoilent bumps? Some people would call that maturing.

I call it becoming another boring indy company. Only reason to watch them was for deathmatches and now that's gone. And Japan isn't even fun so boooooo.

Yeah, calling CZW workers "pussies" for toning down their style and deriding Japanese deathmatches for not being "fun" isn't something you can say and then claim sarcasm on. You've spent this whole thread whining that CZW isn't violent enough, that's not sarcasm, that's the kind of things you hear from the goons that buy tickets to WWE and then bitch that they don't get to hear swearing or see blood. It's the same mentality you have in every thread you post in. Either that's the most in depth sarcasm in history and I commend you for dedication to the bit but really, either let it go or own what you say.

[Dean F'n Ambrose]

Sept 1, 2014 11:54:37 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Sept 1, 2014 11:41:32 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

You're not one who notice sarcasm, are you?

Sept 1, 2014 5:12:38 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB!

If it was 2009 I could easily see this being done by them. But in 2014 there are just a bunch of p**sies there and they barely do any deathmatches worth watching anymore. Tournament of Death is the only iPPV I watch from them.

Sept 1, 2014 7:51:00 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

I call it becoming another boring indy company. Only reason to watch them was for deathmatches and now that's gone. And Japan isn't even fun so boooooo.

Yeah, calling CZW workers "pussies" for toning down their style and deriding Japanese deathmatches for not being "fun" isn't something you can say and then claim sarcasm on. You've spent this whole thread whining that CZW isn't violent enough, that's not sarcasm, that's the kind of things you hear from the goons that buy tickets to WWE and then bitch that they don't get to hear swearing or see blood. It's the same mentality you have in every thread you post in. Either that's the most in depth sarcasm in history and I commend you for dedication to the bit but really, either let it go or own what you say.

The "Right!" was sarcasm. On which you started to write half a book in reply. I didn't even read more than 2 lines of your reply here, but I imagine it's bitching about me wanting people to be thrown into glass instead of watching someone get suplexed and a "Twooooooo!"

[Deleted]

Sept 1, 2014 11:54:37 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Sept 1, 2014 11:41:32 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

You're not one who notice sarcasm, are you?

Sept 1, 2014 5:12:38 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB! CZ-DUB!

If it was 2009 I could easily see this being done by them. But in 2014 there are just a bunch of p**sies there and they barely do any deathmatches worth watching anymore. Tournament of Death is the only iPPV I watch from them.

Sept 1, 2014 7:51:00 GMT -5 Dean F'n Ambrose said:

I call it becoming another boring indy company. Only reason to watch them was for deathmatches and now that's gone. And Japan isn't even fun so boooooo.

Yeah, calling CZW workers "pussies" for toning down their style and deriding Japanese deathmatches for not being "fun" isn't something you can say and then claim sarcasm on. You've spent this whole thread whining that CZW isn't violent enough, that's not sarcasm, that's the kind of things you hear from the goons that buy tickets to WWE and then bitch that they don't get to hear swearing or see blood. It's the same mentality you have in every thread you post in. Either that's the most in depth sarcasm in history and I commend you for dedication to the bit but really, either let it go or own what you say.

He's committed to his craft. Truly the Daniel Day Lewis of our site.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Sept 1, 2014 12:01:20 GMT -5 @notoriousnd22 said:

Sept 1, 2014 11:54:37 GMT -5 Hawk Hart said:

Yeah, calling CZW workers "pussies" for toning down their style and deriding Japanese deathmatches for not being "fun" isn't something you can say and then claim sarcasm on. You've spent this whole thread whining that CZW isn't violent enough, that's not sarcasm, that's the kind of things you hear from the goons that buy tickets to WWE and then bitch that they don't get to hear swearing or see blood. It's the same mentality you have in every thread you post in. Either that's the most in depth sarcasm in history and I commend you for dedication to the bit but really, either let it go or own what you say.

He's committed to his craft. Truly the Daniel Day Lewis of our site.

Either that or it's not an act. Truly the Gary Busey of our site.

[BigJerichool222]

I'm surprised it's taking people this long to catch on to his schtick.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

Sept 1, 2014 12:20:58 GMT -5 BigJerichool222 said:

I'm surprised it's taking people this long to catch on to his schtick.

In all fairness, I've been wise for a while. I've just given up on saying anything because he never adds anything of value other than "AMBROSE ROOLZ, ROLLINS & REIGNS DROOL!"